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Phones › Re: Mtn Fraudster Has Started Again!!! Beware by jhydebaba(m): 8:25am On Aug 20, 2012

Thread is free, talk is cheap.

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by jhydebaba(m): 10:54pm On Aug 19, 2012

Amya: Any pain reliever would do. If I go out with you, my situation could worsen. Sweetheart? You get right? Just go alone.

... Nope I'll persuade you and feel your temperature as well, I guess mugu 2's temperature too will be hot by now.

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by jhydebaba(m): 10:43pm On Aug 19, 2012

Chrisbenogor:
*chilling on the couch inside, Mugu 1 is prolly very slow to "comprehend"*

That's too bad of you Mugu 2. I got issues with the internet and perhaps its from a phone.

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by jhydebaba(m): 10:38pm On Aug 19, 2012

Amya: ( I'm assuming you came out to meet me leaving chrisbenogor inside the house.)Don't jump the gun dear. You saw me washing. My phone was in the room. Didn't hear it ringing. Btw this is why I called you. Please I'm feeling this terrible headache. Can you help me get drugs in the pharmacy love. I'm scared if I go like this I'd faint on the road.

I will support you baby, let's go together so that the pharmacist would know what drugs to prescribe for you.

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by jhydebaba(m): 10:20pm On Aug 19, 2012

You aren't picking calls neither did you reply my messages, so I have my guesses already that you are up to a game or something.
Now u feign headache, I am going to enquire from u when it started n what u've taken blah blah. I will try to be as close as possible to the chargin of my rival (though I may not know yet but I sense danger).
U said u'll go inside your room n call me to come inside, fine, then what are you going to tell me?

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by jhydebaba(m): 9:57pm On Aug 19, 2012

Amya: . I'm ready if he is.

hey sweetie, let's play.

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by jhydebaba(m): 9:50pm On Aug 19, 2012

Cuddlemii: I think Amya & jhydebaba would make a perfect team. If you guys are ready, we set the ball rolling!

I've been here all day watching proceedings.
*Amya darling, show them the stuff you're made off.

Literature › Re: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by jhydebaba(m): 3:45pm On Aug 19, 2012

OP, do I still fit into ur plan?

Romance › Re: Don't Get Married If... by jhydebaba(m): 10:44pm On Aug 18, 2012

*SMH
Marriage on paper looks absolutely impossible. You have to scale through many criteria.

Romance › Re: Is This A Curse? by jhydebaba(m): 9:37pm On Aug 18, 2012

Crown Prince: seriously something is amiss in my life. It is either i am possessed or i have not really rediscover my personality. So my dear Nairalander,help me fix this quagmire in my social life and relationship.
Let me start by saying i am an introvert, quiet and easy going. My problem is that any girl i encounter be it in the church,work,recreation centres,wedding want to be with me? Where other guys ''tap'' and leave with no string attach,if i dare to tap,the particular babe will want things to move to the next level.
I was in a relationship but my ex couldnt contain the pressure from rivalries and that eventually led to her quitting the relationship. It is not that i run after these ladies but they always find a way of accessing my contact.
I receive numerous calls,texts from ladies all the times. i have been approached severally by most of these ladies to marry them but i do turn them down.
Because of the pressure coming from these delectable ladies,i am utterly confused on whom to settle down with. I am really advanced in age and worried making a choice and keeping others at bay.
Is this a curse from the village or it is a normal way of life?.
I am not rich so i wonder what lures these ladies like bees feasting on my comb.

Make hay while the sun shines.
Handsome boy, hook one before the girls stop coming.

Romance › Re: A̶̲̥̅̊ ₪ D̶̲̥̅̊ Then I Met Her Sha... by jhydebaba(m): 9:21pm On Aug 18, 2012

oluwatobilobama: Well... This babe we met sha... U know naaw... Met online come chat naaw... Come giv am
Scope... U know?... Im single, need babe, loving, decent, wanna settle down, me come do tongolo wen she show... Why do ladies fall so cheaply nowadays sef?.

Just tell dem small lie she go show... All dis babes for Nairaland be same dem jst dey form... Pls e dey pain me for girls. E dey pain soe people too

Jokes Etc › Marriage Joke: Research. by jhydebaba(op): 11:21am On Aug 18, 2012*

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[/font][img][/img][img][/img][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][url][/url]As per research a man speaks 25,000 words daily & a woman speaks 30,000.
Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000.

Family › Re: Urgent!!! Can She Go Ahead With Her Wedding? by jhydebaba(op): 11:00am On Aug 18, 2012

ATMC: lol, i definitely will...op, what's with d venue na...don't keep me waiting!

I am very sorry for keeping you waiting dear, they had to delay the registry time till 2pm so we have been preparing for guests, I must confess it was not easy at all.
They've reached an agreement to make the event 2 in 1. So, there is a lot eat, drink and take home. A special place had been reserved for nairalanders like you who gave good advice because both the bride and groom were impressed by the response on the thread. They sent their appreciation.
Time: 2pm
Venue: Boko Haram Bomb Training Ground, Maiduguri Borno State.
Reception follows immediately at the same venue.
RSVP: Idowuogbo

Idowuogbo: If u comot for church wiv all ur parts complete,send me pm so I fit come d reception come show u I b expert in Galala and jurufications.

Maami, I go dey expect you oh. If you no quick see me, relax, no worry.

Romance › Re: How To Tame And Dominate Your Wife Or Girlfriend. by jhydebaba(m): 7:41am On Aug 18, 2012

I am αlphaβeta.

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by jhydebaba(m): 12:09am On Aug 18, 2012

slimyem: mods.please move this thread to trash!!

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by jhydebaba(m): 11:44pm On Aug 17, 2012

slimyem: idowu,take care of this thread for me..
I needed some fun tonight and got it...
I'm off to sleep..
No fighting and no derailing...else you'd be held responsible!!

Eni duro...

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by jhydebaba(m): 11:37pm On Aug 17, 2012

slimyem: [s][/s]to the bin!!

Ur second choice husby to the bin again. Old lady, I am very sorry for your sorry asssssss.

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by jhydebaba(m): 11:30pm On Aug 17, 2012

slimyem: straight to the bin!!

Look at the way you cancelled your chosen husby and threw him to the bin. *SMH

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by jhydebaba(m): 11:25pm On Aug 17, 2012

Idowuogbo: Boneypako, u see ur life?

Maami!!! Tell dis saucy sisi pelebe to shut da fvck up. She just dey misyarn anyhow.
*to ba ya, wa ni won lori oko.

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by jhydebaba(m): 11:16pm On Aug 17, 2012

slimyem: no!
Talk sensibly or shut up...else your opinions go to the bin!!!
#No time!#

Oh! U even checked my signature.
I know truth is bitter dear but the earlier you live with it the better.

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by jhydebaba(m): 11:14pm On Aug 17, 2012

[quote author=fresh_dude]Don't be overly dramatic. I am far from a super man but I confidently tell you that those are not impossible qualities to possess.[/quote]As a man, I know you can say or do anything to get her laid but after that....
(Same Old Story)

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by jhydebaba(m): 11:10pm On Aug 17, 2012

slimyem: type in english please!!!

You mean I should come down to your level (pidgin or yoruba).

Romance › Re: Am I Deluded Or Choosy?? by jhydebaba(m): 11:04pm On Aug 17, 2012

Lepacious, saucy, deluded, choosy, old lady needs a God fearing man.
When you have spent the better part of ur life looking for a super man without success, you will drop all the qualities to any man. Then you will marry a dwarf cuz you've got no choice.

Fashion › Re: Why Do Ladies Wear Foam-Padded Brassieres? by jhydebaba(m): 3:14pm On Aug 17, 2012

"This post has been hidden"
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"This post has been hidden"
what happened now?

Politics › Re: Chimaroke Nnamani Is Not Dead by jhydebaba(m): 3:02pm On Aug 17, 2012

Rumor Mongers!!!
No source for the information yet maybe its the OP that carried out the operation and rush down to NL to drop the bomb. Let's wait, fingers crossed. lipsrsealed

Family › Re: Urgent!!! Can She Go Ahead With Her Wedding? by jhydebaba(op): 2:46pm On Aug 17, 2012

Ujujoan: It looks doctored . . .

Which father will reject her daughter's suitor from their own tribe!

Plus the co-incidence is just too much! How come he died days to the wedding? What killed him?

Na wa oh!

maclatunji: I don't believe the story.

It may even look tailored not only doctored.
I don't care what anybody believes as you are entitled to your opinions.
I only shared a touching story I was told, simple.

Romance › Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by jhydebaba(m): 10:45am On Aug 17, 2012

slimyem: jeez!!
U blind when you dey date am??

My sister, if I blind I no go see all those things now, the more reason she's an ex.

*na wash, all na joke now.

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Romance › Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by jhydebaba(m): 10:18am On Aug 17, 2012

A bachelor's cupboard.
You know how it looks like: dirty, unkept, smelly (spoilt food, unwashed plates, rat feases) and cobwebs all over the place. That's exactly how she looks like.
*cobwebs (black hairy things)

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Romance › Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by jhydebaba(m): 8:56am On Aug 17, 2012

Saucer
In shape, she's like a saucer and she's saucy too.

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