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GHOST!!!

190: Rotfl

blessed are these august visitors cos they are not only officially mad but gbagun monsters

Bros, make we hear word joor. "August Visitor" here n there. Na wetin sef, ur middle name na Augustus?

nenny4alz: tnx 4 some of dose advice,i am beautiful,5.4ft,a graduate too,its nt dt d tall ones dnt come o,its either dey r nt 2serious or dey ve a vry bad comma somewhere. I knw dt God wil surely me ma hrt desires so no shaking, all i knw is dt i dnt fancy short guys period.

Sorry, how old are u? Don't continue like this till you get to 40years.
TALL GUYS ROCKS!!!
Short guys can kiss the canvass.

Insult is part of the fun, I can't imagine NL without insult, it will look like you are reading textbook.

OP, we need to set up a committee to look into ur gender.

Dats the type of frustration u get when u don't have back up. Supposing u get extra tyre now, u for no dey beg.

Idowuogbo: Jydonnnn!!!!

Maami, I lie? U know every now.

Idowuogbo: ko le ye won bi omi she wonu agbon....

[quote author=D-Explorer]You just wake up ni? Becareful, why i con pay Idowu naw? Do your job girl [/quote]

jhydebaba: Idowu na my paddy, U miss road.
We have scores to settle.

Idowuogbo: Ta lo pay? Bobo ye fa ewedu jare!

Tell am! D guy no know say if dog get person for back he go kill monkey.
Osheeeee maaami!!!

[quote author=D-Explorer]Hey my friends, relatives and well wishes. I want to specially thank you for been there to support me during my waiting moment. Now that Dyt my sweet love is around, i humbly demand you spare us some minutes to have intimate conversations. Please do not quote this comment, only my beautiful damsel Dyt that's allowed to do that. Dyt my love, good to have you here with me [/quote]But u forgot to mention BADBELLE'S. Dats why I am qouting it

bendazum: [color=#990000][/color]

Na bad belle go kill you.Rubbish.
OLODO 1 OF NAIRALAND.

Bendazum, u dey "be"(jump).

[quote author=D-Explorer]You just wake up ni? Becareful, why i con pay Idowu naw? Do your job girl [/quote]Idowu na my paddy, U miss road.
We have scores to settle.

bendazum: [color=#990000][/color]

Na bad belle go kill you.Rubbish.

Can't you see the handwriting on the wall?

chidyhels: u don fall victim b4?

If I say yes, that means D - Explorer is gay. I don't want to expose him

OP, I am sorry I don't think about that cuz girls approach me first, why? Because I am tall, forget if I am handsome (beauty is in the eyes of the beholder). They tend to believe tall guys have a long thing that can fill them to their throat.
OP, are u a short man? Maybe that why u are bothered.

Dyt: Watevs

Ok, but pls I don't want u around that explorer of a guy. I am just guiding a sister. Pls, see reasons with me now, don't let him sweet talk you into this.
Place him on SCAM alert.

Dyt: Pls stay clear if u don't v any positive thing 2 say

Did I sound negative to you? Oh! Truth is bitter my dear.

Dyt: so sorry peeps, went food huntin
Bt baby, I am ere now
All urs

Don't be sorry pls. That guy will explore ur punnary and explore his way outta ur life, I know him so much. Pls run and I mean faster than Bolt.

OP, go and make money first. Haven't you heard of this quote: "Money brings b*tches, b*tches bring life".
No girl will put u in waiting (I'll think about it) if u are rich but I'm sorry if u are still struggling.
Another quote from a rich man who was once poor "I get more asssssss now than a public toilet"

I tot most of dis girls sef don turn olosho finish, so, which one be I'll think about it sef.
Money unlock punnary not love.

Almost 300000 applications for just about 600 posts!!!
9ja: Unemployment and Underemployment. *SMH

I sense selfish interest

May his soul rest in peace.

OP, sorry you got urself into this mess. Supposing u dress like a S.U or hijab sister, u won't be in this mess. So, let him have he's way, since, u are the chosen one.
*see where indecent dressing leads to.

Princeojua: Hello pals. Firstly i have to apologise base on the Thread i paste yesterday. I intentionally afix some funny verbose to inspire more readers. I use wordy such as! SHE DANCE AGABA, AND THE MIX OF GOOD AND PIGIN ENGLISH. You know once a clown always a clown. I love when others interract,but truely i must say the thread really reduce my self esteem and prestige in the eyes of many young Ladies and men. Many insulted me,and some try to debunk the fact that maybe my Educational Standard was Poor. I'm sincerely Sorry,atleast i have learned my lessons. CHEERS.

Bros, who did you pay to write this for you? Still, there are lot of errors. Ask for refund. *SMH.

[/color][color=#990000]OP, your case is pathetic. At 30, you are single with a very good job. If care is not taken with this your (man must provide) altitude, u may end up single for life.

Butterfly, what the heck are you doing with ur wings, oh! You are a gold digger? Pls, leave the boy to his mama.

Husband is scares!!!
Husband rocks!!!
During courtship, ladies do have their way always with the guys doing all the begging and looking for ways to keep them but after marriage the reverse is the case.
Old Lady, enjoy it while it last.

Smart007i: u just made my day...lol

9ja girlfriends? Never!!!
If you dare refuse to give 9ja GF T.fare when she come visiting, I bet that will be †ђξ last you will ever hear from her.
OP, many of those things require money too, and not applicable to 9ja.
Things to do to your girlfriend when you are broke (9ja version)
1. Borrow money from your landlord.
2. Sell any of your property
3. Go into rituals or
4. Hang urself