FowlYansh:
Ok

GEJ's achievement.

I regret voting for APC

Are you sure you ever voted for APC? Or you are just mocking yourself. We call this "ORUBEBEISM"
wailing wailers

teepsee:
well I don't have any reason to drag or make an unnecessary agreement about what was there before ma parent (religion ). but answer this sincerely, if ur parents where traditional worshipers, would u have change to another?





be trustful to ur self.



peace and love

Allah (God) gave us brain to reason. Imagine three different teachers giving different answer to a particular concept. The first says 1+1+1=1. The second says it's 2 and the third says it's 3. Both natural, u would go for the one who proves his stance and that's the power of logic. All religions presently in the world cannot at the same time say they are God's path because they all preach differently about God. For u and I to know the true religion we must study all the religions according to their bedrock. Only by so doing we could distinguish between all. Besides, there are a lot of people born by chance to follow their parents' religion, but later in life they accept other faith due to conviction by choice. I have done my part by studying various religious scriptures to knowing their teachings. I was born a Muslim by chance and I've decided to be a Muslim today by choice. To understand the basic teachings of any religion, study its source (ie Quran, bible, veda etc) and not the actions of its followers. I hope you someday accept Islam as ur religion because it's the only religion that supercedes all odds beyond doubts.

Whizzcute:


So what makes you different from me now since you have insulted my God.

Kettle calling pot black!!

Imagine a mad man calling a sane being mad! You definitely know what it means.

angieberry:
But why

Because he found the truth. Jesus was a Muslim. Accept the truth

teepsee:
that's why he will never see any game to play.


well how is that my business? did it change who God his? mtchweeeee ……



next!!!!

Fellow accept Islam for Jesus himself was a Muslim

BigHomieDrey:
what's the big deal? isn't there freedom of religion here? But I still dey wonder wetin he find go Islam.

He found the truth, I pray you someday accept the truth. Jesus was a Muslim.

chucky234:
Who fvcking cares....
He can as well join the ISIS,his life his business.

Hello fellow, Jesus that you revere and respect was a Muslim. Hearing this would hurt you but as they said, truth is bitter. In his second coming he would tell you more about the teachings of peace (Islam)

crotonite:
well, that is his own cup of tea.

as for me, I will rather worship a pig than believe in islam.


Jesus is the son of allah GOD, which I believe and will always adhere to, NO REMORSE

islam is peace , it seems the definition of peace has changed of recent.
there is nothing good in islam.





btw he should start preparing for his 72 virgins.

I swear by HE that created the heavens and the earth and whatever that is between them, Jesus (pbuh) was a Muslim. You will be shocked because the truth is always bitter to say.

Whizzcute:
If it's really true,Then he is a FOOL

No, he is not. The reason been that he does not possesses the criteria to be called a fool. A fool is someone who calls others fools but failed to realize he is the worst amongst fools. Your description is well defined in your bible you claimed to be God's word in Matthew (ch 7 v 1-5). He accepted Islam because the true message of Islam is propagated to him unlike u that is obsessed with wrong information about Islam. Have you ever for a moment ponder as to why elites and Reverend, pastors and knowledgeable Christians accept Islam? Simply because Islam is undoubtedly the only religion of peace that leads to eternal life. Simply because that ideology u call a religion has no direction. Simply because ur religion is full of doubts, misleading quotations, contrarieties, scientific and historic errors which are evident in ur bible. All u know about Islam is terrorism, extremism, barbarism and any filthy concept media and fanatics would feed u with. I sincerely pray that Allah make u understand and accept Islam b4 its too late.
Allah said in the Glorious Quran (ch 3 v 19) "Verily, the only religion with Allah is Islam". I am proud to be a Muslim.

Emekamex:
I am stating the obvious, he is the special adviser to the president and not APC's spoke person.

You still sound like the "wailing wailers"

laidesmen217:

I woke up as early as 5am this morning in order to catch the train by 7am. On reaching the Enugu train station, we waited for the train till some minutes past 8am before it arrived from Kafanchan where it started it's journey. We boarded the train and left for port Harcourt meanwhile I was going to Aba.

The Locomotive train first stopped at Agabani sub-station to pick four(4) passengers and left immediately but before we could know what is happening, two(2) coaches from the train DERAILED(moved off tracks) and that was when I know say yawa don gas!

They had to call Engineers from Enugu station who came after about 40mins with their Jacks to pull the coaches back to track. We thought it's something that will take just like an hour but up till 3:42pm, it was not yet fixed.

It was a horrible experience today cos one of the Engineers lost four of his fingers today when the jack use in lifting the coaches mistakenly slipped off and the heavy duty coach landed on the guys fingers.... it took up to 5mins before the could pull it up but by then, the guys fingers were gone cos it flattened and crushed the bones. when I saw what happened, I simply carried my bag and left the train. I pray the guy gets well soon and government should look into his case.

I have to forfeit my money and go back to Enugu with bus.

Please government should know how best to improve the train situation in Nigeria cos with what I saw today, we still have a long way to go.

Oh, they talked about Transformation and this would have been what they chanted for. Thank God to Change!!!

NervousErection:
As usual it will never be implemented until after 5 months.

Sorry, u got it wrong. This is not PGEJ's administration where the slogan is BUSINESS AS USUAL. This is PMB's administration where the slogan reads WAR AGAINST INDISCIPLINE.
GET IT RIGHT.

CSTR2:
Idiott.
On one hand it is too early for buhari to stem the tides of bokoharam, yet it is not too early for buhari to claim another man's labours.
Replying to your thread beyond this would be a very stupidd thing to do.
Enjoy your self-delusion with your likes.
Bye.

Since you've got no means to challenge, replying him would be a stupid thing to do, wouldn't it? But how would you define your comment. In ur words I quote
ENJOY YOUR SELF DELUSION WITH YOUR LIKES.

CSTR2:
Idiott.
On one hand it is too early for buhari to stem the tides of bokoharam, yet it is not too early for buhari to claim another man's labours.
Replying to your thread beyond this would be a very stupidd thing to do.
Enjoy your self-delusion with your likes.
Bye.

Yeah, replying him would be a stupid thing to do, wouldn't it? In ur words I quote
ENJOY YOUR SELF DELUSION WITH YOUR LIKES.

kodded:








One of GEJ achievements







Sadly a certain Baba Dogo Yaro will take all the glory









...so pathetic

Why excluding yourself? Aren't you part of GEJ's achievement? I see that in thou.

Clerverly:
So wetin make we do??

Jump in to the lagoon, abee u don 4get.

Clerverly:
So wetin make we do??

Jump in to the lagoon, abee u don't 4get.

Proffdada:
Y'all call skipping lunch fasting after a big heavy breakfast
Deceiving thyself since 1400 AD

I liken you to my junior brother who would not eat before going to bed and the next day at noon after lunch , he calls that fasting!!! Just imagine, who is deceiving who?
If you truly wants to know what fasting is all about, then try for once the Islamic mode of fasting and not boasting the bonus my junior calls a fasting.

animality:
WHO CARES

Yes, the believers do.

CHM11:

Even a useless Ab0ki is speaking English!! Tmseeeeeew... Its only rational when it favours you people only.

Its meaningless when others make demands or share ideas from their point of view. How Stuupid can you be?

Just stand where you are at the moment, take a good look at yourself and review your pathetic situation, then use that your small cow brain to think your comment through before you utter any junk word from your a$shole with teeth.

God wasted a perfectly good butthole when he put teeth in your mouth.

Since you made me smile boy, then I believe u worth a bit of my attention. The aboki u r talking about is the one governing u. Take ur problem to him. Mind you, I don't exchange words with feeble minds. Good day

CHM11:
E nor get work to do for here?

E never meet with Nigerian community needs, na south africa he dey go...mehn this Buhari ehn!!!!


Quote me wrongly if you know your brain has been affected by Nigerian politics that you can't think rationally anymore....
Its either PDP or APC..if that's all your brain can work out then quote me!!!

Just take a moment and listen to yourself!! I don't see any meaningful information u imparted. Rather, you are more concerned with those who would comment on ur meaningless write-up by calling them names u deserve. If you have brain, then you will think rationally!!!

midolian:
Sai Baba!

Seeing you everytime gives me inexplicable joy...May ya enemies be put to shame.

Amen/Ameen

barcanista:
Why is this guy in the middle of our President? Someone that understand should pls help
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2510446_chrodelumaar9ku_jpeg3e30b2892be5b41d9b7ca55372f81d71

It connotes respect to guests irrespective of whichever country such leader comes from

kemiola89:
5) Send each other ahadith

Whenever I read tips for healthy marriages, I often see advice about leaving cute “I love you” notes in his lunchbox or on his desk for him to find. During Ramadan, do this by sending each other text messages or e-mails. For instance, send him ahadith about jannah and tell him you are reminding him of the beauty that awaits you, to motivate you both to work hard in this dunya, so that you both may meet each other in jannah one day:

“Kauthar is a river in Paradise whose banks are of gold and its bed is of rubies and pearls. Its soil is more fragrant than musk, its water is sweeter than honey and whiter than snow.” [Sunan Ibn Majah]

Receiving beautiful ahadith like this during Ramadan will remind you both of the beautiful gifts that you will receive for your sacrifices in this life, In sha Allah.



6) Encourage each other

Encourage each other to read the Qur’an daily, to memorize surahs and duas, and to pray on time during Ramadan. With every soft-spoken word of sincere encouragement comes plentiful reward. And with every word of encouragement exchanged, is a reminder of your love for one another, for only loved ones encourage each other to be the best they can be in this dunya in order to make it to jannah together!



7) Prepare yourself for his return from i’tikaf

If you’re like me, I’m sure you like to get dressed up for those fun Eid celebrations with family. This Ramadan, try and take some time out to glam yourself up a day early, just for your husband, if he has gone for i’tikaf. After 10 days of not seeing you and spending every moment in the worship of Allah subḥānahu wa ta'āla (glorified and exalted be He), your husband will appreciate that you made an effort just for him. Again, with the intention of pleasing Allah subḥānahu wa ta'āla (glorified and exalted be He) through pleasing your husband, this will ensure enormous reward for you, and guarantee a happy husband!



Make dua in secret

Ramadan has countless opportunities for dua to be accepted. So, for truly lasting happiness, make ample dua that Allah subḥānahu wa ta'āla (glorified and exalted be He) blesses your marriage and increases the love and understanding between you and your spouse2. Abu Dharr reported that Allah’s Messenger ṣallallāhu 'alayhi wa sallam (peace and blessings of Allāh be upon him) said:

“There is no believing servant who supplicates for his brother behind his back (in his absence) that the Angels do not say: The same be for you too.” [Sahih Muslim]1

I know life can get busy, especially during Ramadan, but all of your sincere efforts towards keeping your marriage healthy and alive in Ramadan will be rewarded, In sha Allah. Remind yourself constantly of the reward attached to keeping each other happy, and build the foundations for a happier marriage this Ramadan!


http://productivemuslim.com/marital-bliss-in-ramadan/?utm_source=getresponse&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=ProductiveMuslim+NewsLetter&utm_content=%5B%5Brssitem_title%5D%5D#utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=marital-bliss-in-ramadan

May Allah make this coming Ramadan an easy one for us all and may all our prayers be answered. Wish you all a blessed Ramadan in advance.

Jazakallahu Khairan

smallrincowis16:
Etiquettes of Jumuah
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Purifying and cleaning oneself
Taking the sunnah bath (Ghuslul Jumuah)
Using perfume (males only)
Dressing well for Salaatu-l-Jumuah
Recitation of Suratu-l-Kahf
Going early to the Masjid
Avoiding stepping over people to get to a particular spot in the Masjid.
Avoiding dividing two people who are sitting together.
Performing tahiyyatu-l-Masjid (The prayer of greeting the Masjid)
Sitting in the front rows and close to the Imam whenever possible.
Reciting blessings upon Prophet Muhammad!
Remaining quiet while the Imaam is delivering the Khutbah.
This actually includes listening to the Imam and not playing with anything while the Imam is speaking.
…and remember… “The deeds most loved by Allaah are those done regularly, even if they are small.
May Almighty Allaah accept our prayers as an act of worship!

Jazakallahu Khairan

IsraeliAIRFORCE:
Decree 419 sub-section 2 of 2015



Welcome to reverse democracy.


We promised Transformation, they demanded Change. Here is the Change - Let's live with it.

You truly have a job indeed!! So are you suggesting they shouldn't hold private meeting? Or, is that an attack to the press?
Lest we 4get, highlight us on the severe punishment a news reporter encountered by ur Hero's guards, for no offense. This is not the reverse democracy u r talking about, is it? U called it transformation and I call it TANOISM.
Yes, we are proud of the Change we demanded for. Why are you pessimistic?

Johnsinia:

Yes, Buhari ve just stayed few days in office. He will performed no doubt but not until boko haram ve boombed u 1000000ft below the earth... Is that what u want?

OK, I get ur point but not the question. The question belongs to ur clueless hero.

But if you insist that I should answer ur question then I suggest you come down to the North East. So your answer could be well answered.

SenseiX:
It seems President Muhammadu Buhari doesn’t know that elections are over and it is time to start actualizing his promises. The first few days of a new President in office matter a great deal. Acting authoritatively within 24 hours of being sworn will send the right signal to all that he is ready to implement change. Buhari has already failed in this regard. He is supposed to hit the ground running considering the mirage of problems facing this nation. The new President simply hit the ground and sat down there. The cabal controlling Nigeria has already ringed him. He could not appoint a Secretary to the Federal Government, seven days after his inauguration. He could not even appoint a Chief of Staff. He is struggling with his list of ministers. So many interest groups within his ruling All Progressives Congress are holding him by the jugular. Ogbonnaya Onu and Rotimi Amaechi are battling for the position of SGF. Buhari should be reminded that a forward-looking leader like David Cameron of the United Kingdom announced his cabinet with 48 hours of emerging victorious.


Our dear Buhari could not even appoint a spokesman. He ended up appointing spokesmen. I have never heard of this in any sane society. He has Femi Adesina and Garba Shehu appointed as spokesmen just to satisfy diverse interest groups. Ever heard of leaders like Barack Obama or David Cameron operating with spokesmen? This is an agenda for chaos in the media management area.

I can’t understand why Chief of Defence Staff, Alex Barde and Army Chief, Kenneth Minimah are still in office. If we are talking about change and wiping out Boko Haram, the men in charge of the war’s Command and Control ought not to be in office by this time. Buhari obviously has no blueprint on how to handle Boko Haram. These bastards have killed over 300 people in the last seven days. The President has directed that the defence headquarters be moved to Maiduguri. There is clearly no sense in this. Buhari simply wants to jeopadise the Command and Control Centre. The United States did not move the Pentagon to the Gulf region during the Gulf war. Yet, they decapitated Iraqi forces. United Kingdom did not move its defence headquarters to the Falkland during the war with Argentina over the Falkland. Buhari’s directive is an archaic military strategy. This is obviously unnecessary in modern warfare. Obviously, our dear President has no blueprint for tackling the Boko Haram problem. All he did during the election was to excoriate Goodluck Jonathan’s security failure. He had no plans of his own.

The next thing the President did was to dash to Niger and Chad to talk to their leaders about curtailing Boko Haram. Yes, this would help in shortening trans-border terrorism. But how will this stop ongoing suicide bombings inside Borno, Yobe and Adamawa states by the blood-thirsty Boko Haram? The suicide bombers are obviously not crossing into the country from the neighbouring countries. They are within the country, manufacturing and using Improvised Explosive Devices. They are using petrol and gas cylinders, all obtained within the country, for suicide bombings. Intelligence gathering and technology are key to detecting and curtailing the deadly activities of these suicide bombers. We need to put our internal security in order before running to Chad and Niger republics.

I am also surprised that heads of failed government departments and agencies that have done collateral damages to this country are still in office eight days after Buhari’s inauguration. How can the leadership of the Customs and Excise still be in office by this time? Why should the leadership of the NNPC and the NERC still be in office? The leadership of the FIRS is still in office, yet we are talking about change. Change in this direction should come within 24 hours. We are still waiting for our dear President to act.
[b]Buhari response to the power crisis in his inauguration speech was also appalling. How can the President say that, “careful studies are under way during this transition to identify the quickest, safest and most cost-effective way to bring light and relief to Nigerians.” So, the President did not do a thorough study of the power crisis and the way forward before campaigning to take over from Jonathan? So, the President has no blueprint on how to tackle the power crisis? So, Buhari is just about assembling a team to decide on what to do? That should have been in his bag already. It is part of what is called hitting the ground running in governance. I hope we have not entered a one chance bus? I guess that was why Aremu Olusegun Obasanjo sent him his own blueprint on the power crisis. My humble suggestion is for Buhari to quickly go after Atiku Abubakar and collect his comprehensive blueprint on how to tackle crisis in virtually all the sectors of our economy. A better-prepared Atiku commissioned a very reliable team to do this during his campaign for Presidency. But the APC painfully denied him their Presidential ticket. It is a pity that a well-prepared Atiku may never become the President of this country because we always celebrate mediocrity. [/b]

Buhari has also left many bemused by his refusal to make public his asset declaration. Garba Shehu said, “President Muhammadu Buhari has declared his assets to the Code of Conduct Bureau as required by the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. If anyone is interested in knowing details of his asset worth, such a person can avail himself or herself of the use of Freedom of Information Act to seek the information from the bureau.” What an insult. One of Buhari’s key campaign promises was public declaration of assets and liabilities. How can he now do this to Nigerians? Late President Umaru Yar’Adua made public his asset declaration after submitting to the Code of Conduct Bureau. Clearly, Buhari has something to hide. The National Secretary of the Labour Party, Kayode Ajulo was right when he accused the President of failing to keep  the covenant he had with Nigerians to publish his assets publicly. Ajulo said: “The promise on the declaration of assets made to Nigerians was to woo voters. Now, the voters have fulfilled their part of the agreement. It is left for Buhari to fulfill the other part, failure of which is a clear violation of the social contract he had with millions of Nigerians.”

Now, the President has approval for 15 Special Advisers. What does he want to do with all these men? These Special Advisers will also have a retinue of special assistants. They will also need to maintain offices and vehicles. So, where is the belt tightening which our President promised in this scenario? On removal of fuel subsidy, Buhari is still shivering, eight days after inauguration. May Allah help Nigeria.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/i-thought-buhari-would-hit-the-ground-running/211273/
Cc lalasticlala

It is barely Seven days since coming to office,
but the President already scored five major
points that translate to dividends of
democracy. That is an average of a point a day:
1. He cut down recurrent expenditure by
reducing the number of Special Advisers from
136 that
Jonathan had, to just 15 for him. Yet, the critics alleged that he has already failed.
2. Marching order to Generals to
move out of their Abuja air conditioned offices
and relocate to Battlefield. Yet, the hypocrites said he is a failure.
3. Undertaking trilateral meeting with Niger and
Chad leaders on how to stamp out Boko Haram
once and for all. Again, he is already a failure.
4. Refused to interfere with National Assembly
leadership selections. Could any sane Nigerian bliv such would ever happen?
5. "I belong to nobody" - No
godfather or ethnic group, including his, that can
dictate or influence him. He is a joker, is all they could say.
For sixteen years of doom, the hypocrites expect a magic wand instantly to restore in six days what their clueless hero couldn't in six years. Such a childish mode of thinking.
I pray for God to protect and continue to guide
him. Amen!

Norada:
na you start am na, so obviously you sabi how to call your boys to order. buhari stop deceiving nigerians

Calling you a WASTE is the least I could say. There is no exact word to define you in the dictionary.