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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Gracito(f): 6:46pm On Aug 29, 2016
What kind of rubbish is this?

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Xtanixlax(m): 6:46pm On Aug 29, 2016
U forgot that any man that "breaths" is a guy too
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by akpananiefiok(m): 6:47pm On Aug 29, 2016
some ppl are high... na buhari cos ham
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by IamPrince1: 6:49pm On Aug 29, 2016
Fabulocity:
Gosh you guys are a bunch of dumbasses.

Naijasinglegirl is just bring sarcastic. This is supposed to be a humorous post but y'all are too dull to realise that.

Fabulocity:
Gosh you guys are a bunch of dumbasses.

Naijasinglegirl is just bring sarcastic. This is supposed to be a humorous post but y'all are too dull to realise that.

Finally the only sensible person on this thread spotted. My dear I marvel at the level of their dumbness, even the Op's intro carries unmistakable sarcasm. I cant help laughing at this post.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by olarwarleh(m): 6:49pm On Aug 29, 2016
10. He drinks fanta;almost every body drinks fanta
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Jidibia(m): 6:51pm On Aug 29, 2016
He cries
He smiles
He eats
He shits
He uses a phone
He cooks
He wears cloth
He dances
He sleeps
He kisses
He claps
He watches movies
He clubs
He listens to music
He goes to the market etc

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by olarwarleh(m): 6:52pm On Aug 29, 2016
10. He drinks fanta;almost every body drinks fanta,haba you assbag,na seun i blame wey no screen your brain be4 him allow you enter nairaland.Receive brain
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 6:53pm On Aug 29, 2016
Gays everywhere!! undecided undecided una ass go soon dey lick grin
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by sorextee(m): 6:53pm On Aug 29, 2016
Like seriously, is the op on expired drugs?? undecided what nonsense a post.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by BoboFashion(m): 6:59pm On Aug 29, 2016
LuvU2:
More than 10 gays spotted and still counting smiley

23) They never have anything good to say about women.

Biko, name them grin

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Fedayeen02: 6:59pm On Aug 29, 2016
Gracito:
What kind of rubbish is this?
the op is being sarcastic. Where did you keep your sense of humour undecided

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by martinlooter(m): 7:01pm On Aug 29, 2016
All of you attacking the opf like she has said something abominable, she just mentioned some sure signs which is very characteristic with gays, and I agree with her, most from the list above will give you the red light alert. Doesnt mean that straight guys don't do some of these things, and it still doesn't mean because you've not realised yourself, you're not gay, u might be gay on the inside, check yourselves.
BTW, I am not gay, but I've had interactions with gays and most were surprised I didn't give into their advances.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Rozan10: 7:01pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/

E be like water plenty inside your medulla grin grin grin
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This your post just make am be like say your brain useless like this watering can grin
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Jidibia(m): 7:03pm On Aug 29, 2016
Hedonistically:

Why should a normal straight guy feel happy to be naked in front of other guys? So that they would admire each other's dicks or what? Isn't that supposed to be gayish behaviour?

Ask him abeg
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by habayommy: 7:05pm On Aug 29, 2016


Waooohhh...I hail your stupidity

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by lantres000(m): 7:07pm On Aug 29, 2016
hahahahhahahahahahaha exactly what was going on in my mind

MacSmart:
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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by justmenoni: 7:07pm On Aug 29, 2016
NJS..i hope sey dem done know sha? It's a pity though
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Rozan10: 7:07pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/

E be like water plenty inside your medulla grin grin grin
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0LzT2tz9InMSpAlQehGGmU4X6GZSFwsOd3BB-0XZVMX7gn_eRl3Xzk3M[/img]
This your post just make am be like say your brain useless like this watering can grin
But nice one sha... I nearly fall from couch wen i de laugh

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Alfred234(m): 7:08pm On Aug 29, 2016
Lmao!!! Nigerians sha... Why so serious? This post was meant to be a joke you guys should stop taking it too serious biko.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by BoboFashion(m): 7:10pm On Aug 29, 2016
I took fanta today, and gonna take it again another day. But the Op is just tryna catch fun tho.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by jojosweet(f): 7:11pm On Aug 29, 2016
shumuel:


Sorry sister, am guilty of 7(1-5, 10,12) on your list and am not Gay angry
are u sure u are not grin I mean u own an umbrella oooo
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by mhizAnnie(f): 7:14pm On Aug 29, 2016
Whizzcute:
I wonder what the OP smoked.

I do most of the things listed and am as STRAIGHT as Six O'clock grin



Na lie!!! tongue anyone that complains about this list is gay grin
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Forwetinnah: 7:15pm On Aug 29, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
abeg we fit meet, i need to beat you for this rubbish

Very stupid rubbish o. .i clicked the thread to get some good information only to see Primary four year old pupil reasoning
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 7:16pm On Aug 29, 2016
Be calm children. The poster is playing gender politics with y'all. What she's tryna do is make you kill yourself. She has sent you a virus (trojan hourse) now you scan yourself and delete it. Better still go cook up and badder virus program and send her side.

Don't mind people telling you that it's a joke. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

Haha
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by airvision(m): 7:17pm On Aug 29, 2016
lol this guy... throughout today i'e not had a reason to laugh out loud... this your post just made laugh hysterically....

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by sagitariusbaby(m): 7:18pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/

I'm straight I do most of the things u listed, you must be a lesbian
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by donem: 7:20pm On Aug 29, 2016
Hedonistically:

Why should a normal straight guy feel happy to be naked in front of other guys? So that they would admire each other's dicks or what? Isn't that supposed to be gayish behaviour?

exactly my thoughts. sha! nobi new thing that girl(op) deh hide take heroin.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Charmarlegne: 7:20pm On Aug 29, 2016
Can't believe I just wasted my precious megabyte reading this poo.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by jasysandra(f): 7:21pm On Aug 29, 2016
tukdi:


Op, you are crazy!!!

You thought people will clap for you!!!

You have ended up disgracing disgracing your self!!!
seriously, what happened to your sense of humor?

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by effido666: 7:22pm On Aug 29, 2016
ODUNEWUWURA:
what is meaning of gays
man wey dey date em follow man instead of woman
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by jospepper(m): 7:22pm On Aug 29, 2016
Phew!

Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by jasysandra(f): 7:23pm On Aug 29, 2016
Alfred234:
Lmao!!! Nigerians sha... Why so serious? This post was meant to be a joke you guys should stop taking it too serious biko.
Tell them biko

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