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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by tukdi: 6:19pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/

Op, you are crazy!!!

You thought people will clap for you!!!

You have ended up disgracing disgracing your self!!!
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by knight05(m): 6:20pm On Aug 29, 2016
[size=99pt]the kind thunder we go scatter this OP go come with doctors prescribtions,3 in the morning,2 in the noon,and 1 at night. [/size] grin grin grin grin

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Surfboard(m): 6:21pm On Aug 29, 2016
GossipHeart:


Are you American ?? Because only Americans use "is" instead of "are"

Lol, I'm 100% Nigerian.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by GossipHeart(m): 6:25pm On Aug 29, 2016
Surfboard:


Lol, I'm 100% Nigerian.

What is "Is you mad" ??
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by sisisioge: 6:27pm On Aug 29, 2016
grin grin grin grin

They are all guilty!

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by nrexzy: 6:28pm On Aug 29, 2016
CheedyJ:

Abeg, u fit beat am on my behalf self, abeg
Abeg b4 u beat am 1st restore him brain settings 2 default wit beta slap....so him go feel am as u dey beat am

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Topmostt: 6:29pm On Aug 29, 2016
Nicolax:
The only one I agree with is if a guy watches telemundo. Only gays do that
I strongly disagree with you. My sisters made me develop an interest in some of the movies because they will always seize the television in the evenings. Right now I enjoy watching some of those movies. I am not gay.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Mikylopez(f): 6:29pm On Aug 29, 2016
iykekelvins:
Tchew, so if I won cross road and trailer dey pass

Make I waka now, as per macho man
lmao hunnie plz run ooooo bone dz trash
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Nobody: 6:30pm On Aug 29, 2016

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by pippimp(m): 6:32pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/

I guess i'm gay then because i am guilty of numbers, 2, 6, 10, 14, 16, and 17. Nigerians and stupidity go hand in hand.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by blingxx(m): 6:33pm On Aug 29, 2016
kolawaxxy:
I shave my legs. I guess that makes me Lord of the gays undecided

yours is even better.... I make use of body cream because I wan bleach small and am not gay angry
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Surfboard(m): 6:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
GossipHeart:


What is "Is you mad" ??

Just another way of saying 'are you mad?'

It was as the spirit directed. grin grin
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by iykekelvins(m): 6:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
Mikylopez:
lmao hunnie plz run ooooo bone dz trash
Before.. Who won die?
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by JayceeYT: 6:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
winkApart from 7 10 18 19 22...am guilty of the rest and am not fucking gay...if u think am lying inbox me your room number... sorry your home address... smileyApart from 7 10 18 19 22...am guilty of the rest and am not fucking gay...if u think am lying inbox me your room number... sorry your home address...
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by HomeOfMe(f): 6:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you that male gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy guilty of 5 of these signs is definitely gay.

1 He owns an umbrella
2 He showers with hot water
3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone
4 His bathing soap cost more than N150
5 He wears a pouch on his phone.
6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7 He applies white powder on his armpits
8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.
9 He owns a selfie stick
10 He drinks fanta
11 He wears pants rather than boxers
12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13 He sips drinks with straw
14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15 He uses snapchat filters
16 He runs when crossing the road
17 He applies body cream
18 He wears a nose ring
19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20 He takes a selfie with another guy
21 He has Camera360 app on his phone
22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/23-hidden-signs-gay-nigerian-man/
Lol!
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Laveda(f): 6:34pm On Aug 29, 2016
iykekelvins:
Tchew, so if I won cross road and trailer dey pass

Make I waka now, as per macho man

Azzin ehn angry
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Originalsly: 6:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
1. He owns an umbrella...I own 2...one to shelter me and the other to shelter madam when it rains. Hmmm.... wonder what I be?
6. He applies vaseline/lip gloss during harmatan...vaseline yes...prevent my lips from cracking...lip gloss?...Harmatan or not.... that's one sure sign!
7. He applies white powder to his armpit . .. hmmm .... he flaming!
9. He owns a selfie stick.... confirmation sign.... no other needed!
Very funny NSG!
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by outstandingsyll(f): 6:35pm On Aug 29, 2016
Madam if you are this bored, get a job!
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by iykekelvins(m): 6:36pm On Aug 29, 2016
Laveda:

Azzin ehn angry
grincheesygrin
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by HomeOfMe(f): 6:37pm On Aug 29, 2016
iykekelvins:
Tchew, so if I won cross road and trailer dey pass

Make I waka now, as per macho man
hehehe Laugh no go kill person!
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by pippimp(m): 6:39pm On Aug 29, 2016
LuvU2:
More than 10 gays spotted and still counting smiley

23) They never have anything good to say about women.

You are wrong about that. A girls best friend is probably a gay guy.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by rman: 6:39pm On Aug 29, 2016
Fabulocity:
Gosh you guys are a bunch of dumbasses.

Naijasinglegirl is just bring sarcastic. This is supposed to be a humorous post but y'all are too dull to realise that.


Thank you...now I have confirmed through you that we still have few intelligent people left on this site..

I am shocked to see everyone took her post serious.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by HomeOfMe(f): 6:40pm On Aug 29, 2016
soberkid:
22) He uses "hi" to start a conversation with his fellow guy

23) He is always reluctant to get naked in front of guys

24) His room is "always" well arranged with everything in the right place.

25) He gets all touchy touchy' with his fellow guys, consciously and unconsciously

26) He watches 'telemundo' and is addicted to soap operas

27) He never talks about his adventures with 'women' even with his closest guys.......

28) Listens to weird music

29) "Excessively' well groomed

30) Does pedicure and manicure a bit too regularly ................
O yea?
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by elda2303(m): 6:40pm On Aug 29, 2016
Dem realy don tie ur brain for una village. . I Release it to you in Jisos name.!!
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Jidibia(m): 6:40pm On Aug 29, 2016
That means all men in Nigeria both born and unborn in Nigeria are gay. @op, including you and your fada.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Jidibia(m): 6:41pm On Aug 29, 2016
21. He visits nairaland

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Buchman1(m): 6:42pm On Aug 29, 2016
You guys dissing the OP are so uptight n humorless! It's just a prank. Laugh it off.

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Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by Postboiswag(m): 6:43pm On Aug 29, 2016
He plays Candy Crush
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by KingsleyCEO: 6:43pm On Aug 29, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:
abeg we fit meet, i need to beat you for this rubbish

I need to join the beating so that while you are beating for the rubbish i will be beating common sense into this fellow.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by iykekelvins(m): 6:43pm On Aug 29, 2016
HomeOfMe:
hehehe Laugh no go kill person!
My sister, make e no kill you oh grin
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by montezz(f): 6:45pm On Aug 29, 2016
Buchman1:
You guys dissing the OP are so uptight n humorless! It's just a prank. Laugh it off.
I tire o. I already sent the link to a male friend and he just laughed it off.
Re: 22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man by IamPrince1: 6:45pm On Aug 29, 2016
Fabulocity:
Gosh you guys are a bunch of dumbasses.

Naijasinglegirl is just bring sarcastic. This is supposed to be a humorous post but y'all are too dull to realise that.

Finally the only sensible person on this thread spotted. My dear I marvel at the level of their dumbness, even the Op's intro carries unmistakable sarcasm. I cant help laughing at this post.

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