₦airaland Forum

masterP042:
I don't have time to argue with you cos you're just trying to justify stone age terrible laws.
You and I know that death is a huge punishment for adultery no matter how you may want to justify it. I rest my case. Thank you

KingAzubuike:
Venomous scorpions aren't found in this part of the world. This one can only give you a painful sting.

bbstarr:
Seems they rear them in kwara state

Lamanii22:
Are you serious?? I never believed scorpion existed in Nigeria.... It's so huge but not as scary as snakes....

daddytime:
Deadly shiit

But my family get the anti-venom and treatment. Sadly, religion and age prevented me from asking to be shown the herbs those days in the village.

edoairways:
It is called corporate social responsibility, it is strategy most companies use to get favour from the government and increase in sales. This act alone would improve the financial performance of Emeka's firm

flemsy15:
This is a hate speech, it's a crime. DSS will meet the Nairaland owner to get Ur email address, NNPC will then send u an email for Regional Director position interview, u will honour it, and then... Ur own don finish in advance

RIP to d dead

slivertongue:
who will impeach him?
though I doubt d nws.

Burna440:
List the “high profile” crimes abeg

sathel:
Celebrating mediocrity

Smh

Righteousness89:
The young man looks good to be a future igp except some crazy thing happen..

I think he is the Nigeria jack Bauer!

Made4naijalove:
One of the lazy Yoruba demon female species spotted. I don't blame her because she is irrelevant to the society. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala can never do that. THINK!!!!.#umu Igbo fuanu onwe unu na anya#.

Jacqueline22:
Oh I see mistake thanks

Jacqueline22:
Oversabi
Since you can’t comprehend I was simply typing in pidgin.

Professor wole Soyinka.

Jacqueline22:
Our political Dey defraud us... scam us yet we are all quite.. let channel the same energy.
Is like hush really tension them wella.

ThisCouldBeUs:
Nigerians are hypocrites. Nothing like maga paid, He advanced in his craft by putting efforts, more determined and got paid big.

How many of you on here abusing him have 1m in his/her account? Channel your energy to better your lives.

Fonicators, drunks, backbitters all using Hush to shine. Nigga already lived life most of you will ever wished for.

chinwezdasilva:
First start with your politician and stop this double standard you're portraying here

Davash222:
We have good roads in Yoruba land.. I wish the Igbos will emulate us.
God bless Afonja land.

Olominira:
The Nigeria govt needs an holistic national orientation for all her citizens especially the young people like myself. Buhari is one of the most intelligent leaders in Nigeria and Africa at large even though his weaknesses are very obvious.

When people compare Buhari to a Dumb racist spearheading things over here, this shows people lack basic understanding of things. He called Buhari lifeless, just because he refused to sign a free trade agreement with the US. He thought Buhari lacks basic understanding of economics.

While shouting China...China...China,..... and all the tweeting and noise. Tesla moved a whooping of $250bn to Shanghai to build Tesla Gigantic Auto plant. A big step towards America becoming importer of Tesla cars just Apple phones, GM, etc.

Buhari, the so called dullard, secured deals with same China to set up a train assembly plant and a University in Nigeria. A step towards industrialized Nigeria. If not for weak institutions in Nigeria, Buhari's performance would be making global headline news.

mosegifted:
Lol... So you guys mean to tell me that one of those truck I'm seeing there is worth 180 million Nigeria currency, this government is the second worst thing to happen to Nigeria after the amalgamation of Nigeria by thief lordlurgard... Now get this very straight that truck your seeing they is not more than 12 million.... When

Mosetgg:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I am an old member of this platform but I decided to just read comments and learn without registering after I left for sometimes.

But this issue has been bothering me for a while now which made me to register again.

I discovered that whenever I wanted to made love with my fiance I find it very hard to penetrate inside her vagina, though she was a virgin when I met her.

The first time we decided to have sex, I did it from the back and having believed I disvirgin her after that first "sex" which she also told me that I did disvirgin her because of some flesh she said she found dangling in her vagina after the 'sex'.

For like 3 months we've been making love, I normally 'enters' from the back any time we made love because she do complained that spreading her legs in the missionary style causes her pain a lot thus I settled to do her from the back.

Each time I insert my thing, I know there is something wrong because I always felt I am only rubbing my thing on the surface of her vagina but her buttocks deceived me to think something is entering something.

Recently, I intentional told her what I've been observing and we truly discovered that I've not been entering inside her vagina at all, she has just been enjoying my thing rubbing the surface of her vagina while myself because I was also doing it from the back, I was also thinking I was entering the glory land.

Now, after the discovery, she was confused and she said she's not sure if a woman should have a deep hole where a penis such as mine should enter, I was shocked by her level of knowledge about sex been a twenty 23 years old girl she is.

I have to play her porn videos to convinced her that a vagina should swallow up or at least accommodate half of someone's penis before she believed me.

We then concluded that she's still a virgin all this while.

My ordeal, I tried all my best to disvirgin or enter her vagina for four(4) days we have been together, my brothers, I could not made any hole o.

I used different styles and videos to convinced both her and myself that there is a hole we must create, and I even have to tell her that I had had sex before with my ex and there was a hole that accommodated my penis.

For the four days we were together I couldn't see any hole to create nor find anyone in her vagina, I later turn it to joke to her by telling her that I am in the season of ultimate search looking for hole to at least calm her down from fear.

When I checked her vagina it appears firm and somehow with a very small hole which I couldn't penetrate through. She has all the features of how a vagina should look like externally but penetrating hole is missing o.

Please, has anyone here experience such thing like this?

What did you do to solve it?

Am I still the one failing to properly disvirgin her or she does not have any hole that can hold penis down there?

Please Mr/Mrs holier than thou that will comment face your front to avoid crashing into canal of no return.

Thank you.

BlueAir:
And they will have to prove I did it. who do u think you are talking to? Or am I too lame to get a lawyer or know the law? Mr Man she was my employee not my ward.and she's fully adult under the law and that's probably what compelled her further into her chosen life

BlueAir:
Her die her die.na me give am Belle and abort?

FX:
All of you are too crude and barbaric. How are you different from the rapist. So you can actually cut off someone penis? God forbid. I hate the mentality of all these nairalanders. Backwardness at its peak.

darfay:
This is what a university auditorium looks like not what you have above. Now can y'all let us be?

darfay:
This is what a university auditorium looks like not what you have above. Now can y'all let us be?

BlueAir:
Leave the wayward girl be. It's herself she's doing not you or your business.keep using her for sales.you can sack her when she's turning ur shop to brothel or hookup centre

Hezmatosky:
Then treat malaria first

uboma:
Hello everyone,

I got flagged down this afternoon by VIO in the FCT. One of them asked me for my papers which I handed to him. After inspection, he asked if I had a valid driver's licence, I replied yes. I made attempt to pull it out from my wallet but noticed that the Officer had walked away from my car. He met his other colleagues who were seated and then signalled me to join them.

Got down from my car and realised that I was before a mobile court. My offence, as read out to me, was that I was not wearing a facemask inside my car. I explained that I have one in the car which I wear whenever I step out of my vehicle. They refused to listen to me and went ahead to fine me the sum of five hundred and fifty naira only. I was given a paper which did not carry the details of how much I paid. I insisted that I needed a receipt for the fine which I paid. After much reluctance, one of the VIO rudely scribbed the amount they collected from me on the paper.

The mobile court judge was rude to me and others whose case he heard while my Ordeal lasted.

I guess that the time has come for everyone to wear his/her facemask at all times irrespective of where one is.

Has anyone had a similar ordeal?

Asgard13:
Jagaban of yorubaland for President 2023!



Eko onibaje

Binikingdowm:
Okay congrats. Most of the oil wells in niger Delta are equally shared between the 3 main ethnic groups