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Religion / Re: The Abuse Of Speaking In Tongues In The Christian Fold by JimCrane30(m): 12:50pm On Sep 13, 2023
flexyrule:
Growing up as a baby Christian. I was taught that the gift of speaking in tongues comes as an evidence of the fullness of the Holy Spirit.

In Deeper Life Bible Church where I grew up, speaking in tongues wasn't common back then (1993 to early 2000's), and their doctrine specified the steps in attaining that feat...

1. Being born again
2. Sanctification
3. The baptism of the Holy Spirit.

Sometime in 2005, I attended a service at one of these Y2K churches and the pastor said he wants to give us (first timers) a gift... - The gift of speaking in tongues.. grin grin grin

I was confused. I thought this highly sacred gift comes after months of undiluted committed relationship with the HOLY Spirit?

So how then are we gonna obtain it at a promo price today? Well, I was in for the show. So I waited to see how is it being done.

Pastor, asked us first timer to step out, and then laid hands on each first timer, some fell, others started vibrating and speaking in tongues I didn't understand...

He didn't even lead us to Christ, nor authenticate the status of the bodies he was about transmitting this "Sacred gift" to..

When it got to my turn, I was keen to experience how this gift would be downloaded into me, from their servers without passing the prerequisites.

Man of God, laid hands on me, and kept pushing me to fall. Well, I kept going backwards till we reached the church entrance, then pastor obviously sensed that this one won't fall ooooo. Then he left me......

It was a funny experience though. I tried to get the guy who invite me to their service to elucidate on how the gift of speaking in tongues was processed and transfered to first timers in their church, he kept mentioning the name of his GO in his explanation, rather than referring to the Bible. I just knew that those ones don't know what they were doing.

There are a lot of things people do in Christiandom that you just look at in dismay. Many tongue speakers of today's church don't know what they're doing.
Religion / Re: Prince Dele Banjo Protests At Deeper Life Headquarters Over Unconventional Music by JimCrane30(m): 2:41pm On Jan 23, 2022
sgtponzihater1:
This guy's have suffered alot, and this protest probably comes from a place of pain.
They were made not to watch television for a long time
They were made to avoid flashy cloths and things for a long time
Watching movies was out of bounds, except maybe mountzoin movies
Playing jazz, rock and dance music was forbidden
They could not attend other people's churches for music concerts, relationship talks, youth hang outs etc
Only for the Church to change direction 360 degrees, and introduce the same things they denied members for years, and for the Pastor to dine and commune with those he stopped his members from interacting with years ago.

This will be heart breaking for many, especially the old ones who have wasted years living in false modesty, and are now too old and too out of touch to reinvent themselves.

The lesson will be to follow God and not the way of man. As God is the only force that will never change.

PonziHater
I admire your thoughts and your writing. I am intrigued

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Crime / Re: Decomposing Body Found In A River In Anambra State (Disturbing Photo) by JimCrane30(m): 7:45pm On Jan 16, 2022
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Business / Re: FOREX: No Plan To Convert Domiciliary Accounts Into Naira - CBN by JimCrane30(m): 1:48pm On Sep 12, 2021
Natajo2021:
One thing is consistent about this government, the act of lying. They can lie to the extent of calling a morning an afternoon.
There was indeed a move by Buhari to seize all the forex in domiciliary account of private individuals in deposit money banks.
The first attempt was made during the Crude Oil collapse in early 2020 following the Covid-19 pandemic.
Buhari was warned of the implications that would follow the move.
The matter was also mentioned at Northerners House of Assembly.
Buhari is still contemplating the move.
The initial rejection of the proposal was what made this government of liars to throw Nigeria into a bottomless pit of Internal and external borrowing.
They even passed a bill that authorised central bank of the North to seize the liquidity of deposit Money banks in the name of cash reserves ratio adequacy.
This has never happened before in the hx of Nigeria.
If you have forex in your domiciliary account, rise up and withdraw it, keep it underground.
This government is determined to seize private individual forex account funds.
A stitch in time ......safes many
The circulating letter was real, it was leaked by a staff member of Central Bank of the North.
The illegal move would soon be backed by a superseding bill that will allow central bank to manage all currencies in Nigerian banks.
Already there was a loop hole in the existing cbn act which enable them to determine the fate of any legal tender, gold inclusive in Nigeria.
Remember, what Buhari cannot destroy does not exist.
Safeguard your forex.���
The endless list of dz deceptive and corrupt government cannot contain a 10 terabyte hardware.
The government denied, they were never going to increase pump price, yes they did
They denied, they were never going to devalue the Naira, with a slogan "we have enough war chest to meet Nigerians forex demand " if you hoard the Naira, it would burn u, today the Naira is destroyed by the commander in destroyer of Nigeria.
We warn Tinubu to be cautious of Hausa-Fulani he never listened to us, today the mystery of his life cannot be summarized. He was poisoned by the same people he brought to power. No Dr on earth can diagnosed the secret poisoned added to his food during a Salah break with Major Buhari in 2015 and 2016. Tinibu that used to be strong is now in a vegetative state , the irony of life, Buhari the sick man is now stronger than same Tinubu.
This government lied and lied and a groundson of Lier Mohammed asked him, grandpa , why were people calling you Liar Mohammed, he still lied for the child.
We broadcasted the news that Major Buhari was going to change his cabinet , after 3 weeks of denial he eventually did.
We told people the mission of Buhari the jihadist, people did not listen today the agenda is clear.
We told people that Buhari was going to abandon US with a secret defense pact with Russia, it happened.
We told people Buhari was going to ban social media after a period of denial he did
We told people that Buhari was going to establish Fulani colony in every local government in Nigeria , he denied dz , shortly he proposed livestock transformation he failed, he substituted it with RUGA , he failed , now he is bent on reclamation of colonial grazing routes? Bound to fail.
What Buhari cannot destroy does not exist with the exception of cattle and Fulani herdsmen and herders.
Naija safeguard your forex , Buhari is planning to pay Nigeria mammoth international debt obligations with the available forex in the Account of private individuals.
He is bend and determined to cease the unclaimed dividends , he sent a bill to the assembly in the name of a new finance act, he initially denied dz, today he is 95% sure of claiming the funds of mostly people from the South. He initially wanted to borrow the unclaimed dividends following opposition by some people he quickly passed a bill which empowered him to steal the unclaimed dividends.This has never happened in the history of Nigeria.
On so many occasions he claimed to have defeated boko haram , only for the insurgents to emerge stronger.
He was even forcing the formal statistician general to publish fake figures of an imaginary performance when 99% of Nigerians know that things have gone bad and beyond irreparable.
Indeed, a whole nation was given to the most wicked and heartless Hausa-Fulani hegemonists.
I rest my case.
Safeguard your forex
The letter was no fake.

I most times come on nl to catch fun in reading up interesting news and responses. I hadly make comments, but I must say that I am intrigued by your write up and I have broken out from my normal routine to quote and make a comment.

You did a good job I must say
Well done.

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Sports / Re: Italy vs England: Euro 2020 Final (3 - 2) On Penalties On 11th July 2021 by JimCrane30(m): 3:40pm On Jul 11, 2021
badboyTee:
any guess on the correct score I wanna bet a fortune on it and if its accurate you get your share

Italy winning 2-0
Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of June by JimCrane30(m): 10:32am On Jul 01, 2021
Una dey fear person o. Wetin dey consume all these subs una dey go.

Some people dey try sha
Education / Re: School Resumption: Oyo, Rivers, Sokoto, Four Others Shun Fg’s Directive by JimCrane30(m): 1:48pm On Jan 04, 2021
ladyn4real:
Someone should help me on how to create a successful Article on Opera News, three good times opera has rejected my Articles and am getting frustrated... Please help

I am also interested in writing, pls how do I get in touch with them?
Politics / Re: Law To Legalise Cultivation Of Marijuana In Nigeria Underway by JimCrane30(m): 9:09pm On Oct 12, 2020
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Education / Re: October 12 Resumption: We Can’t Work On Empty Stomach, Strike Indefinite – ASUU by JimCrane30(m): 8:11am On Oct 06, 2020
Both the federal government and ASUU are not sincere about the IPPIS. One is refusing to be outsmarted by the other
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Tells Barcelona He Wants To Leave by JimCrane30(m): 10:30pm On Aug 25, 2020
We hope to see a renewed Barcelona when the new season kicks off. Spanish league will lose interest and fanbase. I wish Leo Messi all the best




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Properties / Re: Can 2 Million Naira Build Me A 3 Bedroom Bungalow? by JimCrane30(m): 6:39pm On Aug 16, 2020
Your building will need intense supervision to make a good use of your 2m. I will recommend you see to the supply of the materials.

Intact, work closely with your engineer( if you are employing one), then you can determine how much will be needed to complete a 2bedroom bungalow.


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Sports / Re: Josep Bartomeu Reveals Tough Decisions Will Be Taken After Humiliating Loss by JimCrane30(m): 8:44am On Aug 15, 2020
The team needs a new president and a board members overhaul.

Old players should also retire or move on including Messi. Next season won't be funny for them
Properties / Duplex For Sale. by JimCrane30(m): 12:45pm On Aug 08, 2020
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Health / Re: Please Help Me, I'm Suffering From Staphylococcus by JimCrane30(m): 12:22pm On Aug 08, 2020
Abstaining from premarital sex can help u build a good relationship that is marriage worthy.

Don't allow beauty and butts deceive you


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Price is 40m

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Education / Re: WAEC: Secondary Schools To Reopen On August 4, 2020 For Exit Classes Only by JimCrane30(m): 4:41pm On Jul 27, 2020
I think the time frame is too minimal for a school to put all necessary precaution in place for the exam, much worse for the students to get their brains on high alert for the exam.

As an examiner, I hope the marking system will be a bit considerate in view of the present situation.

I wish all the students the best.

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Health / Re: Bubonic Plague Hits China. Country Bans Eating Animals Carrying Black Death Bug by JimCrane30(m): 12:23pm On Jul 06, 2020
China again? What is wrong with boiling or frying captured animals before eating them. Must they consume them raw?

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Crime / Re: Woman Who Went To Bury An Aborted Child In Anambra Arrested By Police (Graphic) by JimCrane30(m): 9:21pm On Jun 29, 2020
So disgusting. May the Lord have mercy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Has Done An Interview Or Gotten A Job Since COVID-19 Started? by JimCrane30(m): 10:49am On Jun 20, 2020
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Religion / Covid-19 Lesson: Our Sustenance Is Not From Our Economic Activities But From God by JimCrane30(m): 9:23am On Jun 14, 2020
Hello guys

I chose to write this because this has come as a lesson to not me alone, but to many others.

Many people are align to thinking that if they don't hustle for employment, engage in business, or hustle in one way or the other, they cannot feed. Covid-19 came with a five weeks lockdown and people came yelling for palliatives that only a tiny few were lucky to get. The government could obviously not meet the needs of the populace.

Also, the effect of the post-Covid 19 lockdown are ravaging many in terms of loss of jobs, unfriendly government directives, reduce business activities, absence of business clients, etc. But these are what we do to feed and take care of our families in so much that we do not have time for commitment in our service to God because we believe that without hustling we can't feed.

But in all these restrictions and economic lockdown and sit-at-home order, are we not feeding?. Many may have struggled to feed and meet the essentials of life but the reality is we survived it by the grace of God.

This goes to show that we should depend on God for our health and sustenance, and not on people, jobs or business activities. We need to know that this life is not by struggle but by the grace of God.

Let's not abandoned God because of the affairs of this life because everything we have is of Him. In Him we live and have our being. I for one have been out of job since January, but the Lord has been sustaining me since then.

The salvation of our soul is more important than any worldly engagement. Let's not despise God for worldly benefit.

May the Lord bless you all.
Religion / Re: William Kumuyi Celebrates His 79th Birthday by JimCrane30(m): 10:34am On Jun 06, 2020
Happy birthday Sir. May the Lord keep you strong for more impact on the world stage.

More blessings Sir.

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Religion / Re: Churches, Mosques To Remain Closed In Lagos by JimCrane30(m): 7:01pm On Jun 02, 2020
So the waiting continues

God help the brethren here in Lagos

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Religion / Re: Please, No Sex Before Marriage Is NEVER A Scam by JimCrane30(m): 5:40pm On May 31, 2020
Many a man has destroyed their future and sold out their life's purpose on the bed of fornication. Many have lost their purpose and have become useless to themselves and the society all because of the lust of the flesh.

When I see the current life of my classmates who were involved in sexual promiscuity in my high school days, I feel so sorry for them.

Our society must realise that we must outrightly condemn premarital sex to have a saner marriage. Many divorce of today can possibly be as a result of sexual immorality before and after marriage.

Turn away from the evil of this world, it has nothing good for you but destruction.

Stay well.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 220 New Cases, 2388 Confirmed, 385 Discharged, 85 Deaths Cases by JimCrane30(m): 12:08am On May 03, 2020
I don't believe these daily updates anymore. Since the lockdown was relaxed by the president, cases have been on astronomical increase, each day surpassing the record of the previous, with increase death rate.

I can confidently guess NCDC is sponsored by politicians to play politics on these figures.

Nigeria government cannot be trusted for anything. God help us.
Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa Eases COVID-19 Lockdown by JimCrane30(m): 7:56am On May 02, 2020
Lalasticlalabos:
I got a call from one multinational company i interviewed with 6 days before the commencement of the lockdown to resume work on April 6. I was later told that resumption date would be communicated to me after the pandemic issue is over as the company is working from home.
I pray with the latest development of job loss & cut in salary across most sector of the economy not to affect my resumption in Jesus name.
I pray for the mercy of God in my life and that although I'm a sinner, God should grant me favour and not let my joy be converted to sorrow & disappointment.
I pray this day and with the prayers of saints and well wishers that the work God started in my life will be completed with great success and that I'll testify.
I pray that history will not repeat itself in my life in Jesus name

Please pray for me. God bless you all

I pray for you sister that God Almighty will grant the desires of your heart. Amen.

God bless you.
Health / Re: 204 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 1932. 319 discharged. 58 deaths by JimCrane30(m): 6:00pm On May 01, 2020
I wonder what is going on with NCDC. Since the announcement of gradual relaxation of the lockdown, the figures they churn out has increased geometrically. Are they also playing politics with these figures?

Perhaps some politicians are controlling proceedings from back stage, trying to create fear and panic in the populace as May 4th draws closer.

Only God can help us.
Sports / Re: Ligue 1 Season Is Over As No Games Will Be Allowed In France Until September by JimCrane30(m): 6:43pm On Apr 28, 2020
I really hope England does not copy this ongoing trend. It will really be devastating for the club and the fans of LFC.

I wish them all the best.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Lockdown Or No Lockdown - Which Side Are You? by JimCrane30(m): 8:32pm On Apr 26, 2020
isthatso:
I am for lockdown but since it is clear NIgerians for whatever reason will not enforce the lockdown, Therefore reluctantly, I say open it up, let the pandemic run wild. *Let it prune out the dumb and let’s know who is left standing*

I am prepared to stay at home for as long as it takes. Nobody coming in nobody going out.

In any event our population has become more of a hinderance than an asset.

Funnyman. What makes you think you won't be among the dumb to be prunned out by Covid-19.

Nigerians eh....they are so self-centered.
God help us
Health / Re: 12 Prominent Persons In Kano Die In 10 Hours by JimCrane30(m): 8:51am On Apr 26, 2020
I wonder why the Mods are not requesting for our Islamic status before making comment on this.

Two things are involve in this conundrum of strange deaths. Its either a media propaganda by the state government to get FG's attention on the requested 15bn OR

The Covid-19 pandemic is taking its toll on the level of illiteracy and careless hygienic practice the North are regular with.

My two cent

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kim Jong Un Death Rumour: China Sends Doctors To North Korea by JimCrane30(m): 7:58am On Apr 25, 2020
I heard something like that last night and doubted it, now I am seeing it here.

If true, Kim successor may not wield a strong resistance to the West the way he did. It will also deal a big blow to China and Russia, their allies. Perhaps the true story can be unmasked for the right reaction from observers.

America might see a breakthrough in this.
Health / Re: 114 New Coronavirus Cases Reported.Total 1095 .208 discharged. 32 deaths by JimCrane30(m): 7:33am On Apr 25, 2020
When the lockdown extension was announced, we had about 400cases. Now we have surpassed the 1000mark, I can't just imagine how the government will react to this by Monday night. If they choose to give another extension, there might be dire consequences, and uplifting the ban might not in anyway help the statistics.

The voice of people crying out in the wilderness of Nigeria are many. May the Lord rescue his people
Politics / Re: The Theatrics Of Ben Ayade by JimCrane30(m): 7:01pm On Apr 22, 2020
Lastorator:
ayade try pass udom by far...

we don't even ever get to see our governor or hear of him.
our own theatric puts peoples life directly in danger, like the time we politicized the infected people record.
ayade did lock down calabars borders on time... my friend came in from lag last Saturday, and according to him if u pay u can enter and go out, in calabar, shade is the one there, so be you who, you can't get in.

there is movement in calabar life is going on well, the nose mask they are producing can be seen on the streets.

in uyo, all the factory of udom are audio, you can't see even the much talked about toothpick... Ayade might be a comic relief, but a comic actor is better than a deadbeats actor


I really wish I could follow your argument and make good meaning of this. U gave me headache.
Education / Re: Covid-19: FG Postpones WAEC, NECO Exams Indefinitely by JimCrane30(m): 10:57pm On Apr 21, 2020
It's looking like WASSCE and NECO exam will come up towards August.

It's just so bad that the result at the end of the day will not be spared of corona virus.

I feel for 2020 candidates. Much time to prepare though, but most risk failing this exams.

My hearts are with them in this

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