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Romance / Re: Singles: What Are The Habits/Lifestyle You Won't Abandon After Marriage? by Jimmy231: 5:27am On Apr 14, 2022
See my second
Sabadon:
As for me when i was single i wake up to eat by 2am, well it has not stopped

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Romance / Re: Singles: What Are The Habits/Lifestyle You Won't Abandon After Marriage? by Jimmy231: 5:24am On Apr 14, 2022
Jully
Juliet751:
Going to nightclub and drinking bar! i can't stop wearing my waist beads!
Science/Technology / Re: A Nairalander's Trap Caught A Pangolin (Pictured) by Jimmy231: 5:22am On Apr 14, 2022
Are you serious abeg waiting be the Yoruba name
Starke:
That's a Pangolin. Nigerians and "eat it eat it".
For your information, that animal is classified under protected species and you can go to jail if you're caught with it.

Fun fact: A lot of Chinese you see in Nigeria driving posh cars and living in high brow areas of Lagos made their money through illegal sale of Pangolin. The animal is damn expensive and is used medicinally in Asia. So they steal it here, export to their country and make huge profits. But if you're caught, you're going away for a long time.
Romance / Re: Bad Boy Vs Nice Guy...(photo/ by Jimmy231: 12:59pm On Apr 13, 2022
You this bastard
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool I COMPRISUN dis topic 100%


make I SHINE small disco LITE 4 dis MATTERZ!



Majority of BANIS (girls) de like guys wey de SMOKE something and drink something, AKA bad Bois...


If u want make girls de Rush u, as a guy..


START de SMOKE WEED or CIGARETTE or better still START de drink HOT GIN!


b4 u know it, u go begin get better ORIENTATION and SWAG!


U go de dress WELL!


u go de REASON mature!


Even if u enter exam Hall to write exam and u no read anything, So far as say u SMOKE WEED, u go just de write full book because WEED don give u dat knowledge to understand ...


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
Education / Re: Who Can Help Me In Translating This Pidgin English To Correct English? by Jimmy231: 12:55pm On Apr 13, 2022
Eh wo wahala
jefdr001:
"I'm way older than you"; " I'm not that much older than you"; "how much older than you am I?"

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Religion / Re: Osinachi's Husband Said She'll Leave Their Marriage In Death - Osinachi's Mum by Jimmy231: 8:09pm On Apr 12, 2022
What could be the cause of the internal bleeding over sabi
Emilokoiyawon:
Nigerians are quick to jump into premature conclusion. Proper investigation should be done. Make sure the man is guilty of murder before crucifying him in the court of public opinion. He might be a terrible husband and still be innocent of the charge of murdering his wife. Let me repeat: He might be a terrible husband and still be innocent of the charge of murdering his wife.

Note: If you quote me with low IQ or emotional nonsense, I will ignore you.

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Celebrities / Re: New Photo Of Nike Peller Got Fans Worried by Jimmy231: 2:20am On Apr 12, 2022
chukwugoziegi:
Her brother is Shina peller and he has money. If na sickness, she no go drive and the family would have helped her.

This one na bleaching gone wrong. After effect of Organic skincare and spa Bobrisky and 80% of Nollywood will look like this in 15years.
Nike is never there family oooo be guided
Politics / Re: Laolu Akande: Osinbajo No Longer A Member Of Lagos APC by Jimmy231: 2:05am On Apr 12, 2022
Haaa Eri were
Nigerialabalaba:
Yemi Osinbajo-Odale

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: After Eight Years, I’ll Hand Over To The Smartest Politician by Jimmy231: 3:22pm On Mar 06, 2022
Onisorire
Iyaebe:
Omo iyaloja have spoken.If you don’t love tinubu then you are an enemy of progress,Lagos is not what it is today without the good foundation that tinubu has built,he’s good with governance and he’s a son of a great market woman,he was born and brought up in the market like a true African child,he knows what it feels to be downtrodden and he obviously knows the solution to the problems of Nigerians,let’s put our thinking cap on and do the right thing.Omo iyaloja to the world.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 498 Russian Soldiers Killed, Russia Defence Ministry Announce Casualty Figures by Jimmy231: 2:23pm On Mar 03, 2022
Ukrainians no like to kill them
Iamgrey5:
more Russians were captured than they were killed, shouldn't that tell you something about the fake data provide by Russian government.

The first instinct in a war is to kill.
Romance / Re: Which One Destroys Man Faster? by Jimmy231: 5:56pm On Mar 01, 2022
Were re oooo
Antoeni:
To be sincerely speaking in my humble opinion without being sentimental and of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my opinion but rather looking into this serious matter with perspective distinction and without condemning anyone's point of view, i honestly think and believe that i have nothing to say.
Thank you.
Romance / Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by Jimmy231: 6:26pm On Feb 27, 2022
This is not about Ukraine this is about what’s happening in the world and this same person they do tiktok even if she don’t know Ukraine before she suppose know by now
Jeon:


nah by force to know Ukraine?....

let me shock you, must pple don't know about Africa...and they don't care to do that...


last week I was having a chat with my friend from NEPAL...
she asked me about NIGERIA and she was shocked when I told her we have desert in our zone .... NO BE SAY NA MOUTH angry

no be by force for someone to be interested.
Romance / Re: I Asked My Girlfriend What Is Happening In Ukraine And This Is What She Told Me by Jimmy231: 6:03pm On Feb 27, 2022
Are you talking about a girlfriend that has access to internet she must be a dump if she don’t know Ukraine by now
Jennyclay:
Take it OR leave it... Everybody can't be current about what is happening in Ukraine just like you.

You did a good job by enlightening her. Now that she has learnt something, if she come across group of people discussing it, she would have something to say.

That's how we learn in life. Nobody knows it all.

She's not dumb and why must you bring your private issues to social media.

Yeye boyfriend!!!

Modified: For those of you quoting me, saying the girl is dumb for not knowing Ukraine.

But if a white girl tells you to your black face that she haven't heard of the word Nigeria, Ghana or South Africa, I'm 100% sure you people will clap for her, Infact you would go as far as even mocking your own country and other...

Like I said earlier in my comment... Take it OR Leave it. She is not dumb and I'm not forcing it down your throat like fufu.

But you guys should stop your hypocrisy okay!

Nonsense!!!
Career / Re: Should I Go Or Should I Stay ? by Jimmy231: 2:02pm On Feb 25, 2022
Any opportunity to leave this country for the sake of your children is better I bet you don’t wish to raise your kids here
elasticlala:
Please I need your candid advise on this issue. I have never been this confused on what to do. I have been working for some years as an Assistant lecturer in a Private University with a gross pay of 113k per month. I completed my PhD last year and got 3 other offers in Nigeria, the highest was of 177k per month as L2. I had already filled the agreement form to resume there by March 1st, which is just about 4 days from now. Just as I was about moving out my thing yesterday from my current place of work to the new place, I got an offer from another African country to resume 15th of March for a Government Academic job of a monthly salary of 1000 USD which comes with a monthly accommodation allowance of 100 USD and nothing more.

I am lost in the pool of consideration & don’t even know which would be the best for me in my career.

NB: pls don’t mind my grammar o; my PhD is in Computer Science and not in Linguistics and languages.

Thank you in anticipation
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Says Marlian Music And Naira Marley Want Him Dead by Jimmy231: 11:11am On Feb 25, 2022
Na new hands he was initiated early last year
l0uie:
What type of fuckery is this? I though he was a Lord?
Romance / Re: I'm Heart Broken. I Caught My Girlfriend Cheating On Me. by Jimmy231: 10:40am On Feb 25, 2022
No mind the idiot
YinkaOlusesi16:
i ve been noticing u on diz forum, u like defending women when they are wrong, dem nova show u shege, that`s why u like defending them when they are wrong.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jean-Yves Le Drian: Putin Needs To Understand NATO Has Nuclear Weapons by Jimmy231: 9:10am On Feb 25, 2022
I swear
CoronaVirusPro:
Nigeria should learn from this

We are someday going to reclaim Onitsha from Biafra

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Crime / Re: Uromi Bank Robbery: Video Shows Armed Robbers Carrying Money In Bags by Jimmy231: 7:19am On Feb 25, 2022
Kobicove:


I learnt that something similar has happened before in Ago-Iwoye, Ogun State before
that one they robbed all the banks in PS finished in one hour that they bad gan I could remember vividly

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Says Putin's Invasion Plan Was A Genius by Jimmy231: 9:01am On Feb 23, 2022
Righteousness2:
When you read in the Holy Bible,the account of Kings of ancient Judah and Israel, you will have an understanding of what is happening to Mystery Babylon aka Nomerica.

When a Nation or Person which GOD Invests HIS Power, Majesty , wisdom and riches on, turns its back on HIM, such a Nation or Person becomes a reproach, an Excreta and a source of caricature.where is Nomerica?

I Have said Here long ago that Nomerica is Gone! It is a done deal already in the Spiritual. What is playing out gradually is what has been done in the Spiritual.
Nomerica aka rotten apple will reduced to irrelevance and nothing!
The Cup of Nomerica is Full to the brim and it is only Judgement! Judgement! Judgement! All the way.

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Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Students How Do You Cope With Strikes by Jimmy231: 7:55am On Feb 23, 2022
Use your school fees buy laptop am talking from experience

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Crime / Re: How Yahoo Boys Take Over Hotels, Carry Out Ritual Killings — Ondo Amotekun Boss by Jimmy231: 5:52pm On Feb 21, 2022
doctor20202020:
All of them are just collect salary from state and federal government they are. It doing any thing they kn real hidout of criminals that can't go there because must of them areamong them they employ into there system God should just help us from bad eggs among the security na them pretty pass, sentitized them all
Wahala
Food / Re: My Workers Killed A Cobra Yesterday And Found Almost 50 Baby Snakes Inside by Jimmy231: 3:48am On Feb 17, 2022
overdrive:
Do cobras give birth?
Everything in this life reproduce if them no reproduce how come they are here
Health / Re: What Can Be Used To Replace Weed Smoking? by Jimmy231: 10:23am On Feb 09, 2022
Colorado
Celebrities / Re: LASU Urges Bella Shmurda To Return To Class To Earn His Degree by Jimmy231: 7:54pm On Jan 30, 2022
inoki247:



Even if d illiterate go schl are dey still not going to employ people can dey du it all by dem sef....

Education isn't a gurantee to success if u get strength to acquire it buh if book no enta ur head rest...
With this your grammar it’s obvious education don’t work for you.

The goal is to have peace of mind on earth can school gurantee that..

Do what works for you nd rest...
Health / Re: Qatar Ambassador Ali Al-hajri Endorses Campaign Against Drug by Jimmy231: 6:05pm On Jan 27, 2022
Emeskhalifa:
Frankly asking what do those who drink alcohol, do drugs or smoke excessively get in all that??

Remember if there is no customer, there won't be business.
Is like asking your daddy why he married your mummy. Question way no get answer
Romance / Re: 31 Problems Of Good Looking People by Jimmy231: 11:13pm On Jan 20, 2022
So if good looking people could have 31 problems we way no come get good look nko
Politics / Re: Nigerians Bash Tinubu For Promising To Pay Students’ WAEC Fees by Jimmy231: 10:58pm On Jan 19, 2022
LegendHero:


Why will I criticize anyone for this? Does it even make logical sense to criticize someone for trying to lend a helping hand to students writing WAEC with regards to fees?

We have some state governor owing WAEC/NECO fees that sometimes affect the release of student results so what is bad in FG trying to lend a helping hand if it’s possible?And you will never know peace for not supporting what’s right your generation will suffer

I will not critique Atiku or Jonathan for something like this.

What I expect Nigerians to ask is that where will be see the money to do that judging from our current finances where we have less to spend. That is still a valid criticism.


I am not stupid like those other Nigerians that criticize every damn thing Tinubu says.
Business / Re: Help Me!! My Money Is Missing. by Jimmy231: 10:49pm On Jan 19, 2022




reverser grin


Money that is already lost. . smiley


OP- if i epp u u go transfer 5k to me? Fear who no fear you, you still wan defraud the guy for 5k wish kind banker you be

am serious. I work in the bank.

if iT reach 7 day. Say bye bye to ur 400k grin

Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Picture Of An Old Soldier And A Young Lady Of Nigerian Army by Jimmy231: 5:22pm On Jan 12, 2022
tyup:
My grandfather at 76 was 32NA. how come this young old nigga is 19NA?? is he an ancestor

Since I was born n now ayam growing young I've never seen Fat or pot bellied NAF & NN officers. Janara Faruk better fix this folks bfr they all turn Obese. I'm very sure this girl was not recruited this fat angry
that picture is fake
Politics / Re: Shonekan's Resignation Speech After Abacha Deposed Him by Jimmy231: 3:55am On Jan 12, 2022
senatepresido:
He died in our hospital, Evercare Lekki
Na una kill am well done sir

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