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If you’re a woman
Born a christain or even the African traditional religion
Take a second of your time and say “THANK GOD”

You don’t know what God did for you

To be born with a voice and FREEDOM!

tunjilee003:
Here in north central, kwara to be precise,I've been staying here for over four years and I havent heard of anything about sars brutality... I wonder if kwara wasn't part of Nigeria.

SARS no dey go glorified VILLAGES bro!

I’m yet to see a male dog mount another male dog.

Until then...
Even if and when that happens, I’m human and shouldn’t descend so low!

It even irritates me when a fellow guy tries to touch me in an awkward way.

*pukes*

1. Thefacelessman

2. Nobody
This guy especially. Unlike other monikers, his is kinda dead. Lyk u no fit click on am. If that guy is not a Mod, then that guy is some weird niqqa.

Ubunja too

Many wonderful pple on here !

Suicide666:
I'm in the lost and found All I see is black fire when I walk around So I try to get higher, just to calm me down 'Til I end up too high, it make me crack a frown R.I.P. to my dad, I hope I see you in heaven I hate you for dying before I could fix this But I love you for making me, you made a legend , knew I wasn't gon' be a peasant But I'ma do my thing, I’ma do my thing While you look down on me I’ma get the green Make it rain, word to Rihanna They gonna need an Umbrella-ella-ella, ayy Demons I've been beating I’ve been fighting hella-hella, ayy

Nice
Try to live another day!

You’ll make a good rapper!

Wow...


































In hell
Before you die, can you please drop dope lines about HOPE on here. I need it for a movie script I’ve been trying to write in ages.

If you’re dead already, then fvck you!

situationreport:
Please is there anyone else experiencing what I'm passing through now, because it's making me sad and depressed I can't believe my dad still whips me at my age.. I don't want to confront him because, he's still my father even though I feel gutted for his actions

Yesterday I went to watch liverpool vs Arsenal match in a viewing center, and came back late at night by 9:55 pm, As soon as I came in, he was still awake in the parlor, what he did next was to use the cain he hid to start whipping me...i think is because I'm still living with him, at my age with no meaningful contribution right now, that's why

I have no where to go to, It seems I'm now a burden to them in our house...because I 'm currently jobless now and unemployed for six months now, due to this pandemic... I was initially working in the hospitality industry as a waiter, but was laid off at the beginning of the covid-19 pandemic, ever since then things have gone from bad to worse for me..... I'm broke to hell at the moment

I'm seriously depressed, I just wish I could relocate far away and look for something else to do, and fix my life back, but no where to go, I don't have anyone to help... � May God forgive me if I can't bear this anymore....

Bro u’re an idiot.
My parents stopped beating me when I was in jss3. Not because I was stubborn, I just displayed one madness that changed everything!

Oga man up and stop being a coward. It’s not disrespect, it’s being a man.

In fact the reason you are jobless and depressed is because you’re a coward!

They don’t owe you nothing bro but sometimes you can hold them to random, create awareness, shake them to the marrow. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN OGA!

Don’t move because you think you want them to respect you.
It’s not easy out here
Save sufficient money, SHOW DEM BIG WEREY, then move at your convenience.

Stop explaining yourself when you do something wrong sef.

Baba just start living!

Anytime money dey my pocket, konji go wan kill me!
Naso all the girls dey fine
I dey toast dem with too much moral

Naso I enter one girl wey dey do tailor shop for my area tell her say I wan fvck her!
She shock!

Once money finish
See as I go mellow down eh

I’ve met a few weird people

1. Sec school days. I dey stay for boarding school. We were three in a room. One junior student later join us. This boy go stand up for night start to dey talk to people wey person no dey see! For the first few weeks see run!
The boy dey do crazy things for night aswear! His eyeballs go pop out, e go dey sweat. But in the morning, e no go fit remember anything.

We later found out that it runs in their family. Even the boy beautiful sister dey do the same thing.
They sleep walk!
That shit wasn’t funny oo.
Their father gave them one traditional concoction wey dem dey drink before dem go sleep. Any night they miss am, that thing go happen.


2. One Igbo man wey dey buy food from my aunty shop way back.
The man go do 30 minutes prayer on top food, then end the prayer with “ God of Biafra fight for me amen”.
Lol

3. One Hausa man wey mix beans inside draw soup, use chop fufu. And nah very nice man. E say e go slap me if I laugh!
People dey oo

Dem plenty abeg

Rashduct4luv:
Islam is about Halal or Haram. Allah knows what's best for us. What these atheists want is for us be like them.

For example, a man "A" can marry a man "B" (homosexualism). Then A uses his sperm and collects the ovum from B's sister for in vitro fertilization. The zygote formed from this abomination is then implanted in A's mother and carried to term to give "Baby C".

So what relationship exist between Baby C and A?
So what relationship exist between Baby C and B?
So what relationship exist between Baby C and A's mother?
So what relationship exist between Baby C and B's sister?
So what relationship exist between Baby C and A's father, B's Brother etc?

Alhamdulillah for the light of Islam!
I no fit argue!

You are very smart!

The way you made your point can only be because you passed through school which science and Christianity made possible for you.

Left for Islam, you would have ended up a head bowing, zombified, non reasoning, sad, terrorist, vengeful human.

Peace!

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!


Disgusting!

This is what a poverty stricken mind can cause!

The oppression just start!!

Hustle o! So you nor go perform this rubbish wey just happen for here.

I got nothing else to say but hustle!!

Ignore this comment!

I’ve never read something more foolish!

I read somewhere that some of these girls come to this BBNaija fully fortified by a full HQ of Ijebu baba dem.

I think I now believe

This vagina people can do anything to own an IPhone .
Imagine what they’ll do to win 85 million.

I never even watch one scene of this nonsense show since e start.

Nairaland just dey push am down person throat

Do you have a testimony you wanna share

helinues:
And who is the mini god located in Otuoke?

History has it that people like you die a horrible death.

Without a trace whatsoever...

EyezofGod120:
let forget the Pusey ass niggaarr!!
It seems slawormir d damn niggaarr and righteousness guy get beef lately,,so let settle the matter ones and for all
Like for slawomir d damn niggaarr
Share for righteous guy

As of 16:13 gmt
Righteousness guy is leading the poll

Go righteous!
Go righteous!!

Nah u post news
Come use other monikers reply urself



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If it sounds too good
It’s a scam!!!

Nothing unpopular about your opinion
You’re simply a dog that went back to its vomit

How does it feel defending what you and your short sighted cronies demonized
Abacha loot, ikoyi discoveries, etc should be enough to build or maintain a refinery.

Assholes

How do you increase price of fuel in this pandemic. Most people lost their means of livelihood

Oloriburuku!

donbachi:
Maybe the father never married his mother...him go don go drag property na e dem show am pepper..na e him do u-turn.

See as you take imagine wetin go don xup�


Lmao �

Vagina people

Thank God