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@ Poster Find the right man where u are, the man u are going back to find might be different from the one u left. Remember the only constant thing is change. |
Which jungle cartoon was it they sang "bear necessities" i loved that one too. I guess i'm not good with names ![]() |
@ Nella ROFLMAO Nah! u were something else! very funny stories. Can't even tell which is funnier, lol. U got me ROFL for real"give me back my thing" [/b]Lol . . . i did that countless times. Or is it the [b]"i'm not coming to your house to play again" that too. |
iice:Kai. . . u can't imagine how many times i daydreamed to be thumbelina & be with that sweet prince The funniest part of who framed roger rabbit is when laugh & their spirit wanna leave them & they try pulling it back . . . lol (its so old tho) |
Carlosein:Awwwwwwwwwww! thumbelina is just too great!!!, it was my best at some point as a kid, i never thought i'lld stop craving for it. For a long time i wishd i was thumbelina. Yeah right timon & pumba & snowhite too are cool |
Bolarge:Ur assertion is not correct. And when will u not find out they don't have a boyfriend ![]() if i don't have why on earth shld i make a guy feel i have. If u are still gonna be chuffed off, u will. |
@Carlosein Yes yes "Ant bully" --- oh i love that one and yes of course "chicken run" --- this was just funny. Thanx for helping out. |
Loved: Aladin Lion king 1& 2 pocahuntas Little Mermaid Mulan Prince of Egypt Ice Age 1 shrek 123 Finding Nemo and then i love all of the soldier ants animations so lovely. many i really can't remember their names. Their's one i love a lot. what's the name of this one about chicken being used for chicken pie until they had a revolution & made a plan to fly out with a giant wood-airplane they made. . . lol |
Two kids were fighting: One said "shut up" the other says "shut in" and i remembered that when we were kids we used to say that too. . . what the hell is "shut in" ![]() |
I don't see her as expensive or demanding, i think the poster does not truly reveal himself to her. She probably sees u higher than than what u really are. You might have portrayed yourself expensive to her also. |
Ohh, ohh So much for my happy ending Ohh, ohh So much for my happy ending ohh, ohh,ohhhh Let's talk this over It's not like we're dead Was it something I did? Was it something you said? Don't leave me hangin' In a city so dead. Held up so high On such a breakable thread You were all the things I thought I knew And I thought we could be You were everything, everything That I wanted,(that I wanted) We were meant to be, supposed to be But we lost it (we lost it) All of the memories so close to me Just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending ohh, ohh, So much for my happy ending Ohh ohh You've got your dumb friends I know what they say (they say) They tell you I'm difficult But so are they (But so are they) But they don't know me Do they even know you?(even know you?) All the things you hide from me All the shit that you do (all the shit that you do) You were all the things I thought I knew And I thought we could be You were everything, everything That I wanted (that I wanted) We were meant to be, supposed to be But we lost it (we lost it) All of the memories so close to me Just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending It's nice to know that you were there Thanks for acting like you care And making me feel like I was the only one It's nice to know we had it all Thanks for watching as I fall And letting me know we were done He was everything, everything That I wanted We were meant to be, supposed to be But we lost it All of the memories so close to me Just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending You were everything, everything That I wanted (that I wanted) We were meant to be, supposed to be But we lost it All of the memories so close to me Just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending ohh ohh ohh ohh So much for my happy ending ohh ohh ohh ohh So much for my happy ending ohh, ohh, ohh, ohhhhh It was a song i liked a lot when i met him, he even used it as a ringing tone for me until we started dating then changed it, little did he know the song was going to play itself in our relationship, just the same way. "My happy ending" |
People lie, lying is almost becoming inevitable. ![]() Lie all if u can but if i catch u? . . . |
Now does all these still encourage those of us writing on the 26th? All i know is "i have a fight to finish" |
whatever . . .read my gmats, prayed & slept |
Caliente:Would u have accepted if she asked u out? |
@Topic that happens when she's expecting u to ask her out & u don't, being insulted by these she thinks the best option is to run u down. When ladies come with gist like this, we know what's happening ![]() |
@Abubaka I whoop their silly asses, those ones know what they did. @Topic Some time ago, my boo came to my house, i was with my cousin's baby i was so fond of at that time. As he entered the sitting room i hugged him & gave him a light kiss on the lips, occurring to me almost immediately that my little cousin of about 3 was there, i quickly looked his way only to see him covering his face with his two palms & at the same time peeping through. . . feeling guilty i just said "what do u know?" He just went ahead & covered his face the more . . .gosh! My boo just kept laughing |
spikedcylinder:The pleasure is urs . . . lol |
tboy1:I said it. . . the quiet ones are the most wicked!, silent killers!! |
Usher but well . . .erm i can't help but steal glances at Chris brown, There's this thing about chris i can't xplain. Awwwww! U know what, i can't choose. ![]() |
Whether Jennifer Anniston is fine or not, she's still one of the Hollywood sweethearts. |
Child abuse, nonsense girl ![]() |
I have an uncle. He's the kindest, most gentle and caring man I have ever met.The gentle ones, those that seem can't hurt a fly are the deadliest! |
with all these all & about town, i'm thinking my father is the only one with sanity! My mum always said trust issues & fidelity can never be their problem. Isn't she lucky? |
Its got to be Brad pith or Vin diesel. I'm going to turn their pink lips to white. ![]() |
She got what she deserved! Whether its a real Hollywood thingy or not, that babe's got an attitude! |
ohhh we have lots of them on Nairaland, from their replies u know them. Those singing on key "H" ![]() |

very funny stories. Can't even tell which is funnier, lol. U got me ROFL for real
or rather motion capture and live


