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Romance / Re: Never Knew Marriage Could Be This Boring by jkpretty(f): 10:34am On Jun 12, 2008
Find a job, with that there'll be more activities rolled in ur life and u'll always look forward to getting home later in the day.

Please don't scare people with ur post. Try and be creative too, In getting occupied and also spicing up ur relationship.
Romance / Re: Do Guys Say What They Meean? by jkpretty(f): 10:27am On Jun 12, 2008
I know men to act what they mean. So to me, no matter what u say with ur mouth, I'm going to take from the actions. Don't they say its louder than voice. undecided
Celebrities / Re: Tlc Or Destiny's Child Which Is The Best by jkpretty(f): 4:55pm On Jun 11, 2008
TLC Jare cheesy cheesy cheesy

TLC was a group, DC is just three women together
Romance / Re: Is A Boyfriend An Investment For A Lady? by jkpretty(f): 4:40pm On Jun 11, 2008
@Topic step up ur levels so u don't have to worry! cool
Romance / Re: Do Guys Say What They Meean? by jkpretty(f): 4:35pm On Jun 11, 2008
Morrie:

do guys say what they mean? undecided shocked

It depends on the guy u are dealing with. And it depends on issues on ground.
Romance / Re: Is It Proper To Buy Her Panties And Bra As A Birthday Gift? by jkpretty(f): 4:21pm On Jun 11, 2008
Why on earth would it be pants and bras? when she's just a friend. I can't imagine the look i'll have on a guy that does that.
Romance / Re: Should Our Boyfriends Assist Us Financially Without Us Having To Ask? by jkpretty(f): 4:00pm On Jun 11, 2008
buzyDiva:

hey girl . . where u been?
yes o . . tis the season to be banned grin

am with u on that . . .i work and he gotta spend. , touche!
lol

Been off the internet jare and wasn't really feeling the land much. So Oga ban banned u? Kai have u now become troublesome?

@Antidote
~Antidote~:

Again my dear, to each its own, For me I would rather take care of my financial needs, I don't want to hear about later down the road, seen? cheesy
cheesy cheesy cheesy Lol
If u want to flunt me, u've got to pay for what keeps me good. The thing is, its not that i want the money. But its just something that needs be done. And their are ways u give money too. I prefer it dropped in my account not cash in hand, but well that's ok too grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Should Our Boyfriends Assist Us Financially Without Us Having To Ask? by jkpretty(f): 3:26pm On Jun 11, 2008
@BusyDiva
Are u Busta? Oh pardon me I've been a bit off NL

@Antidote
Oh pls! Yes i work but he still has to spend jor
Romance / Re: Should Our Boyfriends Assist Us Financially Without Us Having To Ask? by jkpretty(f): 12:43pm On Jun 11, 2008
In my own Opinion, whoever does not give does not love or prolly stingy, we are not asking that u pour all the cash on her, She needs not ask before u give neither should she be in a point of need before u act. Giving to somebody u love is on impulse, You just find yourself doing it. I don't see it as assistance too. I see it more like a thing of commitment. More like a surprise thingy E.g "I'm sending some money to your account, use it for your hair". He doesn't have to wait for a major event. Kai! I would never ask. But if i see he is taking it for granted, i'll bow out.
Romance / Re: Is There Anything As "too Compatible" by jkpretty(f): 9:03am On Jun 11, 2008
He has found someone else.
Romance / Re: Please I Need To See What Is Called A Perfect Figure Eight by jkpretty(f): 4:55pm On Jun 10, 2008
Hmmn!

Before u preach anybody else, i preach myself first tongue grin cool
Romance / Re: Dating An "Omo Aje Butter" by jkpretty(f): 4:52pm On Jun 10, 2008
whitelexi:

Kai now i know i've been living a double life!
aje butter and a kpako at the same time grin
Nope, u can't have a double life, no sitting on the fence. Its either u are strongly pakid or strongly butterish lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Dating An "Omo Aje Butter" by jkpretty(f): 4:46pm On Jun 10, 2008
@eldee
Nah Agberos don't have time for the internet, they devote too much time to fighting and weeding. Abi their are now classes of agberos. Let me just leave u on the paki levels and on that one u have plenty of us grin grin
Romance / Re: Dating An "Omo Aje Butter" by jkpretty(f): 4:23pm On Jun 10, 2008
eldee:

Yes na. . .I've been having trouble finding them
I need to really start sticking to my level cheesy

So u are an Agbero? grin At least try stepping up to paki then hopefully manner will fall on u, and u get an ajebo undecided

tkb417:

@JK
thats not good enough.
some ajebos should have a feel of the kpakos and vice versa.
abeg, don't go near any kpako in Jos o. i still need u perfectly

Common, i don't like a total package of ajebo, i like him/them mixed. Not in Jos oh, i don run come back grin
Romance / Re: Dating An "Omo Aje Butter" by jkpretty(f): 2:25pm On Jun 10, 2008
madamkoko:

I totally agree, I state that in my earlier postings,

Stay within your level and there'll be no wahala ,

Shikena!

eldee:

I know, the problem is female agberos are scarce na. . .
Do you happen to know one cheesy
Nowadays female agberos don't usually come in muscles, by their voice u'll know them. . . U wanna date one?
Romance / Re: Dating An "Omo Aje Butter" by jkpretty(f): 2:15pm On Jun 10, 2008
very Funny cheesy


Ajebota should date Ajebota

Ajekpako should date Ajekpako

Agbero should date Agbero

All i know is, each of them have their benefits cool cool So find ur levels!

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Religion / Re: Men And Their Indecent Dressing by jkpretty(f): 12:22pm On Jun 10, 2008
@ Topic Hmmmn!

Now that many guys are aware that their body could cause some 'tummy churning' this is an advice. While u are at it, (i mean flunting ur body by wearing ur boxers all and about the town) make sure u don't back rays of light, cos from the front we can get a perfect view of ur size thru the boxers. And to many ladies no matter how good the body looks the lower erm . . . erm counts too. So watch out guys while trying to appear sexy. cool
Romance / Re: Your Take On Love Order? by jkpretty(f): 12:01pm On Jun 10, 2008
Whatever, having babies must sha come last of the three.
Romance / Re: He Refused Talking To Me Cos I'm For Man U & He Is For Chealse. by jkpretty(f): 4:10pm On May 30, 2008
Lol, lol, lol, Only on nairaland. cool
Romance / Re: A Weapon Called Silence by jkpretty(f): 4:02pm On May 30, 2008
We sure do solve matters more than eachother. But that making a coffee thingy undecided

Silence does kills.
Romance / Re: Quick One: I Need Tips On How To Win His Love Back by jkpretty(f): 3:35pm On May 30, 2008
No tips in making a relationship work, what works for u might not work for another. Mines is do ur part well and if he still goes no matter what, he'll always come back for that good part of u.
Romance / Re: Please What Is Your Own View by jkpretty(f): 6:02pm On May 28, 2008
My friends abroad usually just prefer the Nigerian wedding thingy. From their talks sounds like weddings over there are not usually preferable and i think that no matter how its packaged it won't still have the Nigerian feel.

More so wedding is almost loosing its value abroad now that divorce is more celebrated than weddings cool
Romance / Re: If A Lady Slaps You What Will You Do by jkpretty(f): 11:35am On May 28, 2008
For a lady to slap a guy in public, he has to really deserve the slap, and a solid one at that.
Romance / Re: I'm Not Comfortable With My Baby's New Job - What Do I Do? by jkpretty(f): 4:49pm On May 23, 2008
If it was some other Job i'lld say 'why don't u find her your own kind of job?'. But the air hostess thingy? I don't envy undecided
Romance / Re: 4 Ways To Keep Relationship Look All New And Fresh by jkpretty(f): 4:58pm On May 22, 2008
~Antidote~:

@Poster, Already replied you on Afro grin grin grin

yeah true @ Poster i replied u on Afro as well. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester Has Won Uefa Champions League by jkpretty(f): 8:33am On May 22, 2008
Always United!!!!!!!!

United Rocks!!!!!!!!!

United 4 Life!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mess with the Red Devils cool
Romance / Re: Mr Nice Guy, Why Do Girls Rarely Date You by jkpretty(f): 12:23pm On May 20, 2008
Just don't make urself predictable, whether u are Mr. Nice guy or Mr. Baddy. Get a mixture of all what complements a man. Didn't they say variety is the spice of life? Joking

Be urself, there always someone somewhere ready to love u just the way u are. wink
Romance / Re: Ladies, Which Do You Prefer? by jkpretty(f): 3:53pm On May 19, 2008
Still got to be those cute boxers
Nairaland / General / Re: Re: The Most Heated Arguement You Have Ever Had And What Was It About by jkpretty(f): 5:23pm On Apr 17, 2008
I don't wait for argument, I give u a well packaged piece of my mind & i'm on the move. wink
Romance / Re: She Can't Cook: by jkpretty(f): 12:00pm On Apr 17, 2008
Its really not nice, for a grown up girl not to be able to cook. I shake my head at the sight of such people. It doesn't make u look ajebo abegg. lipsrsealed Its just stupidity for lacking the basics expected from a woman.

And those forming they can't speak their language. Even if they spent one day abroad, lets agree that the thought of them in a white man's land wiped their memory and so they forgot their mother tongue. grin How about somebody that has never smelt the airport in Nigeria, claiming American/British accent. or that they cannot speak the same yoruba they rap with their siblings at home. At the sight of those people i feel like slapping their tongues into their throat. tongue I detest fake people. angry

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