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Romance / Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole! by jkpretty(f): 5:14pm On Jun 27, 2008
Pls what is wrong with Christina Millan Pls leave her for me.
Romance / Re: Cocktail Of Men: The Type Of Brothas Who Turn Us Off! by jkpretty(f): 4:59pm On Jun 27, 2008
Pataki:

@ Jk,

I am so razz, but I can't find my fittings in any of the 15 category of [i]hen[/i]tail men. tongue

Check well its staring back at u . . . grin grin
Romance / Re: Cocktail Of Men: The Type Of Brothas Who Turn Us Off! by jkpretty(f): 4:43pm On Jun 27, 2008
Mr. Private lover, can only play that on a dumb girls. (No3)

How about those that like to associate with u in public, like they have something with u, when for real they are just an acquaintance.
Romance / Re: Cocktail Of Men: The Type Of Brothas Who Turn Us Off! by jkpretty(f): 4:34pm On Jun 27, 2008
TOH:

So freaking true. You see them. "I'm a this I'm a that. Everyone wnats me. I can make any girl go "googoogaga" after being with me in mins, they used to call me this and that in my village/crew," blah blah fuking blah. When it gets to audition, you just want to throw them out the window. So pathetic.
It's the insecured that scream the loudest

Those confident in themselves and their "talent" lol don't have to say anything and they usually don't. You find out on your own and you are hardly ever disappointed wink

U can never ever be disappointed.
Romance / Re: Cocktail Of Men: The Type Of Brothas Who Turn Us Off! by jkpretty(f): 4:10pm On Jun 27, 2008
Pataki:

I reside where you reside. Thats where I am. cheesy

Ewwwwwwwwww. . . . . . You are so razz. tongue

Nah! we both know u are the razzoooooooooooooo, so don't ewwww arall. embarassed
Romance / Re: Cocktail Of Men: The Type Of Brothas Who Turn Us Off! by jkpretty(f): 4:05pm On Jun 27, 2008
@TOH
Yeah true


@Topic
No. 1 reminds me of all mouth no action. That shld be really embarrassing for men. I want to give the person that said "empty barrels makes the loudest noise" a big kiss. cheesy. the silent guys are the killers wink
Romance / Re: Cocktail Of Men: The Type Of Brothas Who Turn Us Off! by jkpretty(f): 3:51pm On Jun 27, 2008
Pataki:

So are you saying, I cannot even be friends with you forever? tongue

Olodo . . ."S" tongue
Romance / Re: Cocktail Of Men: The Type Of Brothas Who Turn Us Off! by jkpretty(f): 3:44pm On Jun 27, 2008
That No.5 is a dumb dumb one. Very funny cheesy
Romance / Re: Silence Vs Nagging by jkpretty(f): 3:17pm On Jun 27, 2008
Bolarge:

Silence is a thousand times more potent than nagging.
It's also just as injurious to a relationship unless employed as an initial tactic when dealing with an irate or "immature" partner until the right ambience pervades, necessitating open communication.

Did u extract this from an enclyclopaedia of relationships tongue
Romance / Re: How Many Times Must You Call Your Chick/guy In A Day. by jkpretty(f): 1:54pm On Jun 27, 2008
U need to learn that ladies love attention, so calling is a culture u have to learn. cool

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Romance / Re: She Tells You Every Thing Abt Her Past Life; Is Dt Luv? by jkpretty(f): 12:29pm On Jun 27, 2008
If she tells u about her past its not love. Its because of the assurance she has seen in u. cool

Anyways it depends on what she tells u. At times its to spite u wink
Family / Re: Will You Allow Male Lession Teacher To Coach Your Female Child At Home Alone? by jkpretty(f): 10:10am On Jun 27, 2008
Never, never, never will i allow a male lesson teacher to teach my female kids, no matter the age. i'm glad i escaped brutal molestation. I grew to hate that teacher for life when i later understood the meaning of what he was getting at. Won't ever make the same mistake my parents never knew they made. sad
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by jkpretty(f): 5:34pm On Jun 26, 2008
Emperoh:

hey folks, jkpretty,
I hope the term is not an assault on female folk. It also applies to the men folk
It wasn't intended
Forgive me if it does

No hard feelings since it applies to u guys too.

Emperoh:


As for those claiming sharp/smartness, keep 'enjoying'. But unless u will be 'celibataire', just wait for the phase.
For the Ladies, it usually comes with first Love as for the guys, Its not stage at all. It can happen anytime
Be on guard. Its a duty we all owe Love.

This ur philosophy is wrong, it applies to ladies with their first love? Then i'm wondering if all the things Nubia Q & HR did was betrothed to their first love, if this is true dang! the guy must be princely adorned. As far as I'm concerned silliness comes every time u fall in love, the gravity of the stupidity might differ tho. in stages as u mature. wink
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by jkpretty(f): 3:56pm On Jun 26, 2008
enque:

its a term generaly used to describe ungrateful ladies.

Ok thanks.
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by jkpretty(f): 3:22pm On Jun 26, 2008
Ana emelu nwanyi, o na emelu onye di ya nma.

what does this mean?
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by jkpretty(f): 2:27pm On Jun 26, 2008
Still Laughing . . .
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by jkpretty(f): 4:55pm On Jun 25, 2008
@ Nubian Q

Some things for love, had to pay attention on sports by force. And one time arsenal lost one major match. I carefully composed an sms like he failed a desired professional exam. Like that of "When there's life there's hope" undecided

@eldee
Don't go there at all its the red devils mehn. I had to vex for him one day that it has got to be Man Utd. Or like he shld divide me, finally he has come to accept.
Romance / Re: Would You Date A Handsome Fool Or An Extremely Ugly Genius by jkpretty(f): 4:46pm On Jun 25, 2008
Can't settle for any of these two, there must be a balance. angry
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by jkpretty(f): 4:30pm On Jun 25, 2008
Did i tell u about being an arsenal fan just because of him. And calling him every time Henry scored a goal?

While i truly had my eyes on Man Utd? undecided
Romance / Re: Silly Things We Have Done For Love! Confession Time by jkpretty(f): 12:06pm On Jun 25, 2008
Wow! shocked shocked shocked to mumurity cheesy

I did the night bus thingy too and that's the only time i took night bus in my life too. Its the most stupid thing i ever did for a guy. Traveling over eight states. shocked So funny that while i was trying to impress him with the brilliant surprise, he was like "what da heck!". A journey i'll never forget in a long while. Na over sabi do me.

I was only happy a year later after we broke up when he came telling me what i did was the most wonderful thing a girl ever did to prove her love. Then i told him it was my stupidest. sad
Celebrities / Re: Who Is The Ugliest Celebrity In Nigeria? by jkpretty(f): 11:11am On Jun 25, 2008
Is this what people refer to as ugly?

Segun Arinze is not ugly abeg!!!

Celebrities / Re: Whitney,mariah Carey And Beyonce,who Has The Best Voice? by jkpretty(f): 11:03am On Jun 25, 2008
Mariah Carey then whitney, every other person comes after these two & lastly Beyonce
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Finest Boy On Nairaland. (pix) by jkpretty(f): 4:57pm On Jun 24, 2008
@dreeldee

Did u see a ghost? shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: Is Omotola Ekeinde Really Beautiful? by jkpretty(f): 4:51pm On Jun 24, 2008
Beautiful is an understatement. Omotee is Da bomb! kiss kiss
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Snores In Her Sleep by jkpretty(f): 4:39pm On Jun 24, 2008
Tie a piece of cloth over her mouth and sleep in the next room. angry angry
Family / Re: Why Marriages Don’t Work: The Change Factor by jkpretty(f): 4:32pm On Jun 24, 2008
I can't believe i read all these.

@Topic
i caught something, thanx wink

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Family / Re: For Better For Worse Are Wrong Words by jkpretty(f): 3:55pm On Jun 24, 2008
Ok ok for better for Best cheesy

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