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Celebrities › Re: What's With Omotola Ekeinde? by jkpretty(f): 5:41pm On Jul 15, 2008

lady u:
abi ooo jk ,this was exactly what i told her before she started calling me jerk head

its not as if i insulted her,i even answered her question ,and d other two audible and evanorah just poured out their stupidity on me,nonsense

Don't mind the poster jare cheesy

Na u win!

Romance › Re: Can You Interfere With Your Siblings Romantic Life? by jkpretty(f): 5:25pm On Jul 15, 2008

jaquan:
but you understand girls wanting guys to give them money. *smh*

Who said life was fair cool

Celebrities › Re: What's With Omotola Ekeinde? by jkpretty(f): 5:20pm On Jul 15, 2008

The poster was rather too one sided, they both threw words at eachother, so why shld u count one mild while the other harsh. Infact the topic should have been "what's with Genevieve", cos first answer matters alot. Gosh. . . what's the "me i don't know o" like a dummy.

aside that sef @ Poster
Were u there? were u the one interviewing them? Or the camera man? . . .lol

Romance › Re: Are Guys More Attractive Than Ladies? by jkpretty(f): 4:54pm On Jul 15, 2008

What ever, like who cares cool

Romance › Re: When Will I Fall In Love And Find True Love by jkpretty(f): 4:25pm On Jul 15, 2008

GOD'S TIME IS THE BEST . . . BUT WHEN? undecided

Romance › Re: Can You Interfere With Your Siblings Romantic Life? by jkpretty(f): 4:21pm On Jul 15, 2008

No matter how pissed i am with my sis or my brother over such continuous failing relationship. I have to interfere, i will slap the over emotional thoughts out & give a fresh orientation. I have to interfere o, "If my sister's in trouble so i'm i"

But on a second thought if not for resemblance i go wonder say no be my mama born am.

Celebrities › Re: Brandy Or Genevieve: Who's Finer?! by jkpretty(f): 2:08pm On Jul 15, 2008

Brandy

Romance › Re: Perfect Pick Up Lines! by jkpretty(f): 6:36pm On Jul 14, 2008

Once its coming from the right guy, its the best pick up line, no matter the construction wink

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Romance › Re: Gossips by jkpretty(f): 6:25pm On Jul 14, 2008

Pataki:
You still don't get it do you?

We don't do gossips. . . . We simply [b]gist [/b]thats all.

what's dat? undecided

Romance › Re: Gossips by jkpretty(f): 6:16pm On Jul 14, 2008

Pataki:
Women can't do with them. . . . can't do without them.

Lousy gossips . . . he he he . . .lol cheesy

Romance › Re: Gossips by jkpretty(f): 6:10pm On Jul 14, 2008

Pataki:
No it is not so.

When we gist, we discuss every every. Politics, Sports, Current Affairs, Women. . . . etc

Exactly what we are talking about cool

U even listed us twice on your list wink

What can u do without us embarassed

Romance › Re: Gossips by jkpretty(f): 5:59pm On Jul 14, 2008

Pataki:
Real men do not gossip please.

Rather we gist.

As far as u lay shit of women bare, its gossip!

Romance › Re: Gossips by jkpretty(f): 5:42pm On Jul 14, 2008

We gossip & men gossip. If he really matters to u, u know what to say & what not to say about him. (vise versa)

Romance › Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines! by jkpretty(f): 5:37pm On Jul 14, 2008

Looking at this pick up lines thingy, i actually depends on who its coming from cool

Wondered why the same statement is made by different guys and while u are like "go-to-hell" to one, u appreciate the other whole heartedly.

To men: Make urselves men of substance, with that no matter how "whacked" your lines are, its will always be perceived with "utmost good pleasure"

@Topic
I hate it when i hear "So what's the lovely name"
like, how on earth do u know i have a lovely name, or do i have to? huh

what if i'm "Clementina" or "Philomena" grin

Romance › Re: Intuitions In Relationships by jkpretty(f): 10:17am On Jul 11, 2008

How about when, ur instincts, ur intuition & ur brain & ur head as a whole tells u, this relationship is heavenly made & leading to the altar and it still hits a massive rock!! huh

For me where i don't position my mind, turns out bringing out its best. cool

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by jkpretty(f): 5:20pm On Jul 10, 2008

Chat2MeBac:
Mouth odour,

Foot odour.

Arm odour,

Crotch odour

Head odour

finger odour
Ear odour, in other words.I won't touch a guy with any of the above listed

Gbam!!!

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Guy With A Mouth Odour? by jkpretty(f): 5:05pm On Jul 10, 2008

kai. . . i can't fit grin

Its too embarrassing abeg!

This reminds me of one of my roommates back at school dating a guy whose mouth oozes a brain damaging odour. We thought it was a joke when she said she was gonna date him, as if that wasn't enough his body reeks too. The rest of us later planned on telling her as a friend, since she seems to be so much in love, on how to tell her boo the preventives to use against the mouth & body odour. But sadly, as much as we planned none of us cld speak with her about it. But the thing is we kept wondering how she didn't notice, cos she was the most sensitive amongst us, first to notice things(especially bad ones), first to pick on other people's boyfi and say negative things, know the background to people's lives, Yet can kiss a mouth such as that like strawberry ice-cream? shocked

obviously she's insensitive to her own affairs undecided

Romance › Re: I Asked My Friend Out by jkpretty(f): 4:41pm On Jul 10, 2008

I know all this, "i don't love him any more thingy" when truly, u are still sickly in love with the gay. If u are no longer in love with him, u wouldn't be in a state of indecision. u won't come here to ask questions. I'm so sure u are still in love or desperate that's why this case has become an issue? Why would u continue with a man after he told u he has a wife? Is his story that well packaged? Or u expected he wipes the wife off completely?

Look, If he cheated with u, he is going to cheat on u, even to ur face, which he has started. Don't expect any miracle!

Romance › Re: Can you marry a Girl Who Smokes? by jkpretty(f): 1:59pm On Jul 10, 2008

There are surely things wrongs with smoking, if not it wouldn't always be a subject of discussion.

I can't condone what i didn't grow up with, so @Topic can't marry a smoker

Romance › Re: Love And Crime by jkpretty(f): 3:42pm On Jun 28, 2008

RedHotChic:
Sometimes you can sniff and sniff but won't perceive anything especially if the significant other shares a different ethnic/national/racial background. You never can tell, we women also have our best kept little secrets we keep from them men that they don't ever find out till we bury them.

I'm too proud of my tribe to wonder away cheesy

. yes agreed there are times we sniff, & yet can't perceive. But my believe is a woman can over time detect the kind of potentials her spouse could have. No matter what a guy can't protect all of himself. If a woman really wants to get to the roots of a man, she will. On this secret keeping women are more dangerous, because society quickly frown at the ills of a woman, so many tend to keep them.

RedHotChic:
How you heard it: From him, does it matter that much?

Well . . . no one is good tho, but Its better when its heard from him, its shows a desire for a change or an uplifting of burden.

Romance › Re: Love And Crime by jkpretty(f): 3:01pm On Jun 28, 2008

RedHotChic:
Are you aware that the affairs of the heart can make us do stupid things sometimes? What if this man you are married to is a murderer and you decide to keep quiet, don't you know he may turn around one day and murder you?

I will sniff the living day out of the guy i'm going to marry before i walk up the altar with him. Who said its only men that do the detecting runz. Who wants to marry a murderer. wink

I answered your question putting myself under the scenario, it still depends on how i heard it.

Romance › Re: What Should I Do by jkpretty(f): 2:40pm On Jun 28, 2008

Don't get used to her as a friend, lest she gets disappointed later, when u ask her out. You stand a chance since u say she's giving u da eye.

Romance › Re: Love And Crime by jkpretty(f): 2:36pm On Jun 28, 2008

It also depends on how i heard this, if he told me, its sooooo better off, than hearing it somewhere else.I would never report him to the cops. (I would annul the relationship, but if married, can't tell).
If i'm sooo in love with him, it'll hurt me for life!

To men: Please some of us like the truth, no matter how bitter it is, tell me as it is. cool

Romance › Re: Dumped For The Second Time By Same Gal In 1year by jkpretty(f): 2:25pm On Jun 28, 2008

why are u all on the guy (poster) what if the issue is with the girl in question?

@Poster
Listen, this is how we are, once a guy makes himself too available to us, we take him for granted. Why don't u for once act like u don't care. She dumped u twice & u come here to wail? shocked

Don't look out for things to make her jealous, cos u might not play it well & a smart girl could recognize the sign. Simply ignore her even while u are back at school, act like u don't care, do ur thing & leave her no matter how killing it may be. But hey! be careful with this so u don't look childish. cool

Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Love Two Guys by jkpretty(f): 1:59pm On Jun 28, 2008

Hell yeah, its possible to have deep feelings for two people, which could possibly be termed as love. But the truth is one will definitely have some qualities which outshines the other.

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Find It Hard 2 4get Their 1st Love? by jkpretty(f): 1:46pm On Jun 28, 2008

@Topic

Its difficult to forget the people u've dated whether first love or not, except u've lost count of them cool

Romance › Re: My Brother Has 3 Girlfriends . How Does He Remove 2? by jkpretty(f): 12:05pm On Jun 28, 2008

Tell his pastor to pray & choose the best embarassed

he he he he he.

Romance › Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole! by jkpretty(f): 6:04pm On Jun 27, 2008

@TOH
Kelly is cute oh, to me she has the prettiest face of the destiny's child. Her body? No way!!!

Romance › Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole! by jkpretty(f): 6:01pm On Jun 27, 2008

TOH:
How is he even sure that she's dumb? Cos of her pop tunes or the fact that she writes music for other musicians?

imagine o, so far she can do something one cannot do, the credit has to be given.

Sagamite:
No.

I dey see (f) next to your name and you dey say you want Milian, na im make I ask whether you day play for the other team.

Same as ur answer a resounding NO!!! Geddit?

Romance › Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole! by jkpretty(f): 5:52pm On Jun 27, 2008

superstan:
so beauty without brains is okay with you?

Sorry, i didn't create that assertion u did. I like her person that's all. U can't be an all rounder, Most of the musicians are not intelligent, sooo does that make us not to like their person or their music? huh

Romance › Re: Beautiful Women I Would Not Touch With A Barge Pole! by jkpretty(f): 5:44pm On Jun 27, 2008

superstan:
too short, too idiotic.

that's not true . . . altho i can agree she's not so intelligent. . . but she's really ok, she's fynnnne.

Sagamite:
You dey play for the other team?

hmmmn. . . Like u & R kelly or is it Akon?

Romance › Re: Cocktail Of Men: The Type Of Brothas Who Turn Us Off! by jkpretty(f): 5:21pm On Jun 27, 2008

Pataki:
@ Jk,

The only thing staring at me in the face right now is your ~~pretty~~ face.

Awwwwwwww!

which one, the lion or the cat wink

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