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FamilyRe: My Wife Still Uses Her Maiden Name To Open Bank Account by jmaxjohn(m): 4:19pm On Feb 27, 2020
lalopeto:
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Answers to the bolded; she is telling me she is not one with me, she is telling me that she has not become my wife in the true sense, she is telling me she can't use my name to transact should the marriage crashes( if she does not believe in the future of the marriage), she is saying she won't submit to her husband even when its what he wants..
Some matters in your marriage need to be addressed.

How were things when you first got married to her? What was the emotional atmosphere like? How loving was your relationship when you 2 dated? When did things start taking a turn?

These are some questions i wish both of you could answer
You two should meet a marriage counsellor.
FamilyRe: My Wife Still Uses Her Maiden Name To Open Bank Account by jmaxjohn(m): 1:06pm On Feb 27, 2020
Let's be honest here.

Sir, the lack of intimacy with your wife has hurt your communication together, which in turn is making you quite paranoid and making her secretive.

Fix your intimacy issues. Fvck your damn wife, and you'd see how irrelevant this name issue truly is.
Make her feel like a gf.
Life is hard and short with our responsibilities and worries, many.
Help lift some of those 'responsible' burden off her. Make her feel alive again
Science/TechnologyRe: Video Of A Manatee Dragged Along The Road In Niger Delta Region Sparks Outrage . by jmaxjohn(m): 9:09am On Feb 25, 2020
spinna:
hm no be so oyibo dey take recognise serial killers. grin Every animal deserves a quick death if it must die..im not judging you though i did such as a child but as adults we must do the right thing by being humane..In Nigeria we sometimes are not even human talk less of humane
Do you think you're replying an adult?
PoliticsRe: N500 To Know Your Tax Identification Number (TIN) by jmaxjohn(op): 9:22am On Feb 22, 2020
wiegraf:
Oga, those numbers are failing me atm. Are there any others?

Have you gone through the process pls? Can you describe it?

Thanks
It's sad those numbers are failing. I also can't reach them on any social media.

I went through the process for myself and family the day i put up this post using the method posted. It was too easy. We all got our numbers under 10 minutes along with the pdf certificates for print.

I hope everyone needing this info gets theirs soon
FamilyRe: Woman Loses 39-year-old Marriage For Denying Husband Sexual Rights by jmaxjohn(m): 4:12pm On Feb 17, 2020
Queenyprinxex:
39 gini??
I thought they said sexual urges decline as one ages?
Whoever told you this lie needs to be stopped
Technology MarketRe: Nokia Phones Win Six Accolades At If DESIGN Awards 2020 by jmaxjohn(m): 10:47am On Feb 17, 2020
How?
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu And Politics Of Okada Ban by jmaxjohn(m): 7:52am On Feb 10, 2020
Look at the second picture. Just want you all to know they RUFFIAN is actually an English word.
Not roughian
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by jmaxjohn(m): 12:24am On Feb 03, 2020
jmaxjohn:
Help. Can't find FEC setting on my srt 4955b.

I got some fta channels but now can't see anything
Pls ooo
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by jmaxjohn(m): 5:41pm On Feb 02, 2020
Help. Can't find FEC setting on my srt 4955b.

I got some fta channels but now can't see anything
FamilyRe: I Allowed The Devil Into My Home by jmaxjohn(m): 10:18am On Jan 31, 2020
Kathleens:
I have to create another account for this reason, please i need all the advice I can get to save my marriage and sanity.

Recently I have been feeling so Hot after I stopped my baby from breastfeeding. My hubby tries his own possible way to satisfy me but after the sex I will still masturbate to pleasure myself cause I will be fantasizing about someone going down on me with their tongue (I have never experienced that in my entire life) my hubby doesn't do that.

This has made to fantasize about other guys giving me the pleasure I need, i went as far as searching the internet for gigolos and having this fantasy with them on my mind. This is crazy, I even contacted one and we fixed a date (he promised to go down on me really hot with his tongue) but I bluffed it cause I really don't have the courage to cheat on my hubby though I have cheated on him a million times on my head. I can't even imagine doing it physically but the thought is always on my head. I need to stop this and the frequent masturbation before it ruins me.

I need all the advices including insults, maybe the insults will reset my head. I am 32 years with four kids. Thank you
I think every woman deserves the satisfaction they crave. You just gotta do it without hurting your home, it's possible
FamilyRe: How I Got Married With Just N28,900 (my True Life Testimony) by jmaxjohn(m): 10:13am On Jan 31, 2020
SecretSpy666:
We did not even use suit. Just plain white material we sewed...
Can your wife kindly help a young lady in Gboko get a job before she's frustrated into depression!
Science/TechnologyRe: TOI 700 D: Earth-sized Planet Found Relatively Nearby by jmaxjohn(m): 5:16pm On Jan 07, 2020
Romanoff:
New discoveries every day.

If it is habitable, it could be our way out of global warming with earth's depleting ozone layer.
You have so much to learn, lol

There are 6 trillion miles in a light-year (approximately), so the distance we need to go is 6 trillion miles / light-year times 4 light-years, or 24 trillion miles. So, this trip would take 1.2 billion hours. There are 24 hours a day and 365.25 days per year, so this time in years is 137 thousand years.

Do the math for 100 light years. I hope you'd never be fooled when next science says RELATIVELY CLOSE
CrimeRe: Woman Died During Sexual Intercourse With Concubine In Agbado, Ogun State by jmaxjohn(m): 7:30am On Dec 29, 2019
Fake news. Dumb blogger. That's how all these ones above me would start calling men concubine.
Smh.
TV/MoviesRe: What TV Can Someone Buy With A Budget Of 80k - 130k by jmaxjohn(m): 1:27pm On Dec 26, 2019
@sommydisaster is your guy.

He's got smart tvs that'll fit your budget.

https://www.nairaland.com/sommydisaster
RomanceRe: Is It So Impossible To Forgive A Girlfriend That Cheated? by jmaxjohn(m): 2:21am On Dec 13, 2019
Butterscotch92 you must've heard lots of hurtful things here. Dm me for something insightful, some wise help.
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Jealous by jmaxjohn(m): 8:23am On Dec 09, 2019
Preciousgirl:
A friend requested my picture on Facebook and I sent him.

My hubby found it out and for three weeks he is not talking to me. I have apologised, tried everything but he is not talking. I am so confused and sad. Please what should I do?


Only sensible comments
Wow. That's sad. He doesn't know what he's throwing away. Let's get him pleading.
PoliticsRe: N500 To Know Your Tax Identification Number (TIN) by jmaxjohn(op): 9:48pm On Dec 03, 2019
Wittylander, pls we need to talk boss
PoliticsRe: N500 To Know Your Tax Identification Number (TIN) by jmaxjohn(op): 9:59pm On Dec 02, 2019
Coldie:
Don't update anything, the govt has no record on taxing Nigerians don't do there work for them by submitting your details to them.

Why would I pay tax when I have NEVER benefitted anything from Nigeria, we don't have light now for over 1week, my street road is bad, business location road has never seen any govt grader before, unless the one we contribute to grade, police only come to my street except for arrest but never to fight crime, we pay vigilantes every month.

What am I paying Tax for when I do govt work myself.

No work, let the govt tax people they gave work not people that don't have any
I understand your frustration, but trust me, your denial will not do you any good.

If you registered for the bvn, then you should automatically be given the tin.
I found out today that my tin was registered by the govt on March 1, 2019. My brothers tin was registered in January. Registered by govt, not us. The details in our tin were the same details we wrote when registering bvn.

No let your denial cause you wahala later
PoliticsRe: N500 To Know Your Tax Identification Number (TIN) by jmaxjohn(op): 7:27pm On Dec 02, 2019
JEmma1:
I tried searching for mine but its showing records not found, i used my bvn and also tried my phone no.
Wow. i guess the system is broken for some people. Sorry bout that

I've updated the post with more helpline details. If you can get thru to them, they should have you sorted in 48hrs.

However, I'd try to contact them on social media too, maybe I'd open a thread for issues related to this
PoliticsRe: N500 To Know Your Tax Identification Number (TIN) by jmaxjohn(op): 7:23pm On Dec 02, 2019
LOGOBELT:
Have inputted my details on the platform and its indicating "no record found". Please how do I get it?
Pls call the helpline and they'd get you sorted. I've updated the post
PoliticsRe: N500 To Know Your Tax Identification Number (TIN) by jmaxjohn(op): 6:34pm On Dec 02, 2019
helinues:
Wait they are charging N500 to know Tax Identification Number?

Theeriously?
Lol. Read am small na grin
Just letting people know not to pay for an info that's free
CrimeRe: Wife Catches Husband Defiling Their Daughter In My Neighborhood by jmaxjohn(m): 6:16pm On Dec 02, 2019
izzou:
"In this case, she's not an adult. This indeed is rape"

I stopped reading when I saw that. You indeed do not know what rape is

So get yourself educated, pray for the person that took your brain to restore it, and then quote me for us to discuss

Dindirin grin
I clearly wasn't talking about other types of rape. Why would i when the topic refers to a minor? Anyway, here's an enlightening.

statutory rape is nonforcible sexual activity in which one of the individuals is below the age of consent (the age required to legally consent to the behavior).

Did you learn something? Don't be talking about Andrews liver salt with someone has headache.

Other forms of rape which have no business with the matter at hand are...

Date, gang, spousal rapes.
Rape of children, different from statutory rape.
Custodial, corrective, rape by deception/blackmail.
Serial, prison, war rape.

Hope you learned some more things too.
PoliticsN500 To Know Your Tax Identification Number (TIN) by jmaxjohn(op):
Earlier today, it made front page that starting next month, banks could request for your TIN before you can operate your bank account.

Well, what was missing from that topic was how to know your TIN (my dirty mind cracks up whenever i type TIN grin). I know how to know your TIN, and yes, the topic was just clickbait tongue.

TIN is made readily available by the government FOR FREE O, that is until their website is overloaded and crashes.
Earlier today, i got my TIN certificate, and that of all my family members, so yeah it's very easy.

How do you know your TIN?
Contrary to beliefs, YOU DO NOT REGISTER FOR IT IF YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR BVN. Your BVN was used to generate your TIN for INDIVIDUALS.

IF YOU'RE A REGISTERED BUSINESS, then your TIN was generated using your Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) registration number.

Simply click this link https://tinverification.jtb.gov.ng/ to know your TIN.

INDIVIDUALS are required to enter their Date of Birth, BVN or phone number registered to their BVN.

BUSINESSES are required to enter their CAC registration number.

And just like that, you'd see your TIN.

TAKE NOTE.
After seeing your TIN, use the box beside the 'send email' button to send BOTH YOUR TIN AND YOUR TIN CERTIFICATE for safe keeping to the valid email address you will enter into that box. YES IT WORKS.

Then click on PRINT, and your TIN certificate will be generated in a PDF format for download. That certificate, you will download and print to be shown on demand.

Hope this was helpful.

Be careful about where you print your TIN.

Now, about that N500... grin


P.S. If the below is your case, I'd suggest you call the helpline on 08039187289 or 07002255477 or email them at contactus@jtb.gov.ng

LOGOBELT:
Have inputted my details on the platform and its indicating "no record found". Please how do I get it?
If this post helped you get your TIN, a comment below is appreciated
CrimeRe: Wife Catches Husband Defiling Their Daughter In My Neighborhood by jmaxjohn(m): 4:59pm On Dec 02, 2019
izzou:
A step daughter to the wife.

She's the man's daughter.

Next line, pedophile
Ogbeni shut up jare. Just dey make noise with your annoying font.

Let's look at facts now.

She's the fathers daughter.
She's 16, underage and sexually active. If she was 20, it wouldn't be a legal crime, but a crime of principle, unless investigation reveals he's been having carnal knowledge of her before she became an adult.

In this case, she's not an adult. This indeed is rape. The daughter needs emotional and psychological help. The father needs to face the full weight of the law.
Know how to place your facts during an argument.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Honoured With A Chieftaincy Title In Ibusa, Delta State by jmaxjohn(m): 5:27am On Dec 02, 2019
Sommydisaster:
Lol

If only the boy that mentioned me a fraudster acclaims he doesn't need it cheesy
Oga sommy, abeg make we chat for WhatsApp
CrimeRe: Beware!!! Speedy Data Just Scammed Me This Sunday Evening (Pics) by jmaxjohn(m): 8:07pm On Dec 01, 2019
Gtb currently has some issues. I know coz I've been enduring poor service since Monday. Tried purchasing credit this morning, but didn't work, had to buy with cash.

This is not proof they are a scam. They maybe haven't received your transfer.
If it had reflected in your profile, but they refused giving you the data, then yeah. There's currently a faulty third party involved.

This case is thrown out
RomanceRe: TELL ME What Is Better Than This...To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by jmaxjohn(m): 3:55pm On Nov 29, 2019
iLegendd:
1. Visit www.payoneer.com and create an account with them. After that, they'll give you a US bank account.

2. Now, visit www.kdp.amazon.com and create an account too and use the bank details you got from Payoneer to fill the KDP payment option form.

3. If you get lost, don't forget to consult the oracle called Google or YouTube.

That's how simple it is.
I could kiss you rn...could o
RomanceRe: Feeling depressed ?? Share Your Worst Regret In Life So Far by jmaxjohn(m): 10:34am On Nov 29, 2019
iLegendd:
Wrong thread to ask such a question.
You're right, but the opportunity wasn't misused.
At least you can now point me to the right thread.
RomanceRe: Feeling depressed ?? Share Your Worst Regret In Life So Far by jmaxjohn(m): 9:49am On Nov 29, 2019
iLegendd:
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Pls how can I link a bank account to kdp. My family in the us are being assholes
Music/RadioNaija Party Songs Thread by jmaxjohn(op): 6:40pm On Nov 27, 2019
I no two-face, I dey straightforward o, so come drop nigerian songs that you know can rock a party.
Example: Amaka by tuface.

STRICTLY 9JA SONGS
Time of release does not matter
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Sandisk Extreme Pro Memory Card For Sale by jmaxjohn(m): 5:31pm On Nov 27, 2019
64gb price?
Technology MarketRe: Brand New Pink Nokia E75 @ 65k by jmaxjohn(m): 9:36am On Nov 25, 2019
Everyone, look at what I found. shocked

Hiw were we this foolish? cheesy

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