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Romance › Re: My Sister Is About To Marry An Osu Man, About To Commit A Serious Taboo by jmaxjohn(m): 8:22am On Nov 24, 2019

Wait oo. Does this make Beverly Osu an outcast?

shocked

shii bro!!!

Crime › Re: Police Officers Chant “T0T0 Dey Sweet Oh” Song During Parade (video) by jmaxjohn(m): 7:27am On Nov 24, 2019

Lol. This shii is old naw. How many years ago. Lovely to see it again tho

Music/Radio › Re: Where Can I Download Foreign Songs Mp3 by jmaxjohn(m): 5:55am On Nov 22, 2019

Mp3direct.org

Travel › Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by jmaxjohn(m): 4:56pm On Nov 18, 2019

johnnybravo1990:
you can send a message to this email.

Now I see why that lady was hesitant to send you an email.

Thank you sir! I appreciate it. Will mail you shortly. Pls could you take down my email from the quote!

Travel › Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by jmaxjohn(m): 9:39am On Nov 18, 2019*

johnnybravo1990:
I’m so glad to be instrumental to your sister’s success. As for the bolded statement, I’m glad that didn’t deter you from approaching me. Anyways, congrats. Wish you guys the best. And thanks for sharing your story.

Uncle Johnny, pls let's communicate via this email: j*******a@gmail.com

Technology Market › Re: Device That Can Help Bring Network To A House by jmaxjohn(m): 2:03pm On Nov 17, 2019

dangoteinlaw:
U must be living in a shithole I guess, there's nowhere in Lagos that doesn't have 4g lte clear and sharp MTN/Airtel signal. If it's glo then it's understandable.

Learn to shut up when you have no reasonable input. It's called wisdom and self-control

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Travel › Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by jmaxjohn(m): 7:44am On Nov 17, 2019

johnnybravo1990:
I’m so glad to be instrumental to your sister’s success. As for the bolded statement, I’m glad that didn’t deter you from approaching me. Anyways, congrats. Wish you guys the best. And thanks for sharing your story.

Oga Johnny, pls reply. I can't send a mail because I don't have access to the email used in creating this account. May I get your mobile number?

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Romance › Re: I Think My Elder Brother's Fiancee Is Trying To Seduce Me. by jmaxjohn(m): 1:46am On Nov 17, 2019

After all your holy holy, you still get mind to wan give advise even when you don Bleep up. Mtcheew.

MiVida:
Wow... Cute guys get wahala honestly

My story is all over my profile too, finally broke up with my girlfriend recently after a 6year relationship and the temptations in my compound isn't getting any fair on me either. There's a girl who is in a very very serious relationship that I asked out, tho her man isn't here but she's so in love with him. I felt bad for seducing her several times and getting refused every damn time! Of all the ladies in the house, she's the one I like the most... Ebony, biggy biggy in all the fuckingg right places mahn!

I don't want to go into full details cos her bf could be in this forum and I honestly don't wanna ruin things for them... But it happened! Had to get myself to sleep over at her place and yeah! I still can't believe she let me show her what an awesome sexx can be like!

And as for my description, right on my profile.

As for the op, just don't let that girl take away those opportunities you have with your bro, I know how tempting it can be, I'd suggest you tell your sister.

Travel › Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 9 by jmaxjohn(m): 7:44am On Nov 16, 2019

[quote author=johnnybravo1990 post=83872930][/quote]Could you tutor me for the ielts exam?

Romance › Re: Unclickable Thread by jmaxjohn(m): 7:57am On Nov 11, 2019*

ABCthings:
Dathypebruv
Jasen1
NLSavage
kkash
jmaxjohn
Freehuman
Drop your emails or whatapp

Education › Re: Request: Good Primary And Secondary Schools, Ibadan by jmaxjohn(op): 4:56am On Nov 11, 2019

olawalepopoola:
Oritamefa Baptist Nursery and Primary school (OBS), Total Garden, ìbàdàn.
Oritamefa Baptist Model School (OBMS)

Finally, a person I can thank. Thank you.

Pls where are they located. A mention of the area would help me locate them faster.

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: I Am Better Than Yahaya Bello In Bed by jmaxjohn(m): 2:21pm On Nov 10, 2019

When you hear rubbish like this from a lawmaker, you can be certain he's some people's sugar daddy

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye: I Am Better Than Yahaya Bello In Bed by jmaxjohn(m): 2:19pm On Nov 10, 2019

senatordave1:
Dino has nothing to campaign with,no visible achievements hence he's resorting to name calling and foolery.no serious individual willvtake that clown serious

Are you talking about trump?

Education › Re: Request: Good Primary And Secondary Schools, Ibadan by jmaxjohn(op): 1:37pm On Nov 10, 2019

Nobody dey live for ibadan here?

Education › Re: IELTS Computer Based Test by jmaxjohn(m): 1:35pm On Nov 10, 2019

Was about creating a topic like this. I wanna take the exam next year

Education › Request: Good Primary And Secondary Schools, Ibadan by jmaxjohn(op): 8:17am On Nov 10, 2019*

Residents of ibadan, abeg turn up.

I plan on relocating with my siblings to ibadan. Though I'm yet to go job hunting there, however, I would like some help with names and addresses of really good private schools (primary and secondary) in the city to enroll my siblings.

Please, name and address of school!

Thank you

Romance › Re: Wanna Teach A Few People How To Make Money by jmaxjohn(m): 4:33pm On Nov 09, 2019*

Bloooody:
Tired of seeing so many Nigerians begging on this forum.
If you're interested in learning how to make cash, drop your WhatsApp number and I'll message you.
If you're the smart kind then you'll cashing out 5-50k( this is not gambling or illegal)

Seems alot of Nigerians are having doubts and thinks this is a scam well I hope my credit alerts change your mind

Romance › Re: Bhut' Hector & Nonhlanhla KFC Marriage Proposal Goes Viral by jmaxjohn(m): 4:30pm On Nov 09, 2019

Wow

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Romance › Re: Unclickable Thread by jmaxjohn(m): 9:07am On Nov 09, 2019

ABCthings:
A thread that you see but cannot enter because it Unclickable!

I just made one recently.

If you're interested let me know!

Giving the info free for the first twenty people.
Others will have to book my sig.

Quoted

Family › Re: I'm Struggling With Love In My Marriage by jmaxjohn(m): 6:11pm On Nov 07, 2019

merit1988:
i guess u don't understand that when love doesn't flow in a marriage, everything becomes boring

are u willing to pay for it?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by jmaxjohn(m): 9:07am On Oct 30, 2019

Anduku:
There is a public transcript of the call. We don’t need this guy to tell us what he thinks. It is just continued political theater

Be watching lying fox news o.

Even it was written on the 'transcript' that THIS IS NOT A VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT.

It isn't word for word. The white house removed some things said, one of which is Trump emphasizing on the Bidens.

How do I know this? That 'guy' you said has no business said it in his opening speech. That 'guy' is a military colonel, has no business with the party in power.

You're just as hypocritical as trump. You really know nothing about the CONSTITUTION or care about the law

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Phones › Re: Kaios! My Experience Using The So-called Smart-featured Phone Introduced By MTN by jmaxjohn(m): 8:27am On Oct 30, 2019

gogeekish:
At MTN retail outlets, it is sold for N8000 but I bought this for N9000 at third party store.

Na you do yourself. Why you no but TECNOs or Nokias kaios phone?
You go buy one crappy brand from mtn. You dunno kaios is designed ground up for specific phone specs?

Technology Market › Re: �Open Box Smart TVs for the Executive Home/Those Who Won’t Settle For less.� by jmaxjohn(m): 11:17pm On Oct 27, 2019

i'm currently just window shopping but can i get an lg or hisense smart and satellite tv at 90k (preferably below). ur reply would really be helpful

Technology Market › Re: ITEMS AT A GIVE AWAY PRICE by jmaxjohn(m): 4:11pm On Oct 17, 2019

rev2214:
Give me good offer and we're good to go

coming to your whatsapp

Phones › Re: Please Which 1 Is More Better Samsung A20 Or S7 Edge by jmaxjohn(m): 2:41pm On Sep 29, 2019

falcon01:
and guess what? people liked the edge screen and now all their devices have the edge display so need of naming them edge

thank you for repeating what i already said. try to read the message in full next time

they have advanced their screen technology now, so no need for those names anymore.

maybe you didnt notice that there is a substantial difference in looks betwen the s7 edge and the s8 coz samsung improved their curved screen technology. coz samsung didnt boldly come out to say it doesnt mean they didnt do it.

here's an example. iphone 11 pro is still IP68. yes. but doesnt mean it is the same IP68 of other phones coz iphone 11 pro is the first phone guaranteed to go a depth of 4 meters for 30 minutes. but they cannot call it IP69 coz that is a completely different test which is irrelevant on phones which are subject to daily abuse.

dont drag tech with me bro.
i get paid for this. i've offered my advice.

Phones › Re: Please Which 1 Is More Better Samsung A20 Or S7 Edge by jmaxjohn(m): 7:41am On Sep 29, 2019

Netcry0:
what are your reasons

threads like yours are the reason i hate nairaland right now.

i didnt wanna reply to this but i'd give you my reasons now.

galaxy s7 edge or a20
what exactly do you need in a phone? calls and text only? i still will not recommend the s7 edge even for that.

valid reasons why:
1. s7 edge is a 2016 phone (i wish number had capitals, like CAPITAL NUMBER 2016). Bro we are in 2020 already o, you may regret buying that phone, forget sey e clean. being a 2016 phone means the highest update you will find is android 8. well you may find android 9 custom rom but regular flashing actually spoils the memory chip. just buy a20 and enjoy the orgasmic beauty of one ui with high chances of android 10 upgrade by samsung in due time
1.1. speaking on memory, the s7 edge get 2 sim variant oh but be ready to share one of the sim card space for memory card. a20 uses dedicated slot so you can enjoy your 2 sims on 4g and still have your memory card.

2. how many more edge phone have you seen samsung create? non. no s9 edge, no note 10 edge. ever wondered why? no, samsung didnt just decide to drop the idea. the edge phone was just a market test by samsung to know how people will react to curved screen phones. they have advanced their screen technology now, so no need for those names anymore. wanna buy a market test?

3. unless you buy the exynos version, be ready to sit out the VERY POOR MULTITASKING AND BATTERY MANAGEMENT of a quad core processor. dont let anyone lie to you that 4gb or ram is enough. for multitasking yes, but not for battery management.

4. still on battery management, do you know that s7 edge comes with a 3600 mah battery? coupled with a mad 1440 x 2560 pixels, 16:9 ratio (~534 ppi density) in a small 5.5 inch screen phone (great display o) with amoled burn possibilities and a crappy touchwiz ui, be ready to dole an exta amount on powerbank or tie your charger for neck

5. is it games you wanna play? lets not talk about the grandpa adreno 530 in it.

6. na pictures you wan snap? a20 has dual camera which aesthetically looks better than s7 edge. yes one camera for a20 is just for ultrawide photos but see ehn, one ui gives considerable photo improvements to the images.

7. na connectivity? s7 edge uses micro usb, yes its common for now in nigeria but will soon fade away to a20 usb type c. s7 edge also uses bluetooth 4.2, slightly lesser battery management to a20 bluetooth 5.0

8. na warranty you dey find? your s7 edge warranty don expire tey.

9. s7 edge no just fine reach a20, e too ugly. a20 has a big beautiful display.

see, s7 edge is water resistant. if the phone was 30 or 35k, i wouldve bought it for my girl coz she too dey drop phone inside water, but i have no reasons why a brother should pick an s7 edge over an a20. any one who really knows phones would tell you that FLAGSHIP FEATURE OF 3/4 YEARS AGO ARE SLIGHTLY LESSER THAN MIDRANGE FEATURES OF TODAY.

if getting an a20 isnt so convenient, save your money for it. better buying what you'd be happy with than what you'd soon start regretting.

i'm out. enjoy my free advice

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Phones › The 64MP Galaxy A70s Is Here by jmaxjohn(op): 11:23pm On Sep 27, 2019

In one of my previous threads, i notified you on the launch of the Galaxy A30s and A50s, well the s-variant of the galaxy A70 was lauched earlier today and would go on sale tomorrow in India for $412 (pretty much the release price of the A70).

Features

I will keep this thread as simple as simple can be. The only changes to the A70s are the design, the OS, and of course the 64MP camera for better low light photography.

The A70s gets the prism gradient design of the A30s and A50s, it also gets a much improved Samsung One UI v1.5 like the A30s and A50s (no word yet on when Samsung would update the previous A-series phones to One UI 1.5) and yes Samsung's 64MP camera.

Speaking about One UI, no need to worry because Samsung may push the updates soon, but with mounting pressure to roll out Android 10, Samsung may just skip One UI 1.5 updates and jump to One UI 2.0 (running Android 10).

And that's that. For performance, be patient a few days for review units to roll out

Romance › Re: Girl Mistakenly Admits Her Bestie Had Sex With Her Frequently by jmaxjohn(m): 5:25pm On Sep 26, 2019

today is the day i realize that most NLers do not watch op's video or read the post, just comment rubbish!!!!

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Phones › Re: I Need A 2.5" 256gb Hdd Or Ssd by jmaxjohn(op): 7:43pm On Sep 20, 2019

still looking

Computers › Re: I Need A 2.5" 256gb Hdd Or Ssd by jmaxjohn(op): 7:42pm On Sep 20, 2019

e small o, but how much?

phazotron:
I have 128gb Samsung sata ssd sha

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