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PhonesI Need A 2.5" 256gb Hdd Or Ssd by jmaxjohn(op): 2:21pm On Sep 20, 2019
Topic says it all. if you have, kindly comment below with photos. urgent

for ssd, i prefer the samsung evo. not evo pro. just evo. however, other ssd's are accepted.

they should be affordable please. might end up getting 1 hdd and 1 ssd. need it for 2 laptops

my location is lagos mainland
ComputersRe: I Need A 2.5" 256gb Hdd Or Ssd by jmaxjohn(op): 12:27pm On Sep 20, 2019
still looking
ComputersI Need A 2.5" 256gb Hdd Or Ssd by jmaxjohn(op):
Topic says it all. if you have, kindly comment below with photos. urgent

for ssd, i prefer the samsung evo. not evo pro. just evo. however, other ssd's are accepted.

they should be affordable please. might end up getting 1 hdd and 1 ssd. need it for 2 laptops

my location is lagos mainland
PhonesRe: Faster than Xender: Have You Heard of OPPO Share? by jmaxjohn(m): 7:07am On Sep 16, 2019
the guy na fool naw. any idiot nowadays dey claim blogger

Daniel304:
Oppo share is only for Oppo users while Xender works in Tecno
Samsung
Infinix
Gionee
Nokia
The Op said it is the end for Xender....someone explain cuz ayam not understanding him undecided undecided undecided
PhonesRe: #giveusdeletebuttons - Riot On Nairaland by jmaxjohn(op): 8:24am On Sep 13, 2019
the generation of nairalanders that need and deserve this is yet to be born
PhonesRe: The Infinix Hot 8: Features And Spy Photos (Rumored) by jmaxjohn(m): 1:39pm On Sep 10, 2019
normally i dont quote stupid long posts like this but the blogger had it coming.

people like these should never see the light of front page. big disgrace to nl.

if this was a serious blogger, he'd have known that the full looks of infinix hot 8 was unveiled 6 days ago on gsmarena
https://www.gsmarena.com/infinix_hot_8_goes_official_with_65inch_display_helio_p22_and_5000_mah_battery_-news-39020.php

so this rubbish post, isnt hot 8. hot 8 pro? maybe. but not hot 8

I HATE MEDIOCRITY

Temitope1759:
Information making the rounds on media has it that Infinix would be launching a new smartphone in a short time, if the rumored specifications are true, then we sure are about to be blown away.

The upcoming device is a 7-inch workaholic, to run on a 5500mah battery, with the ability to meet the day-long power requirement of any mobile user. This, in simple terms, would mean that the device could run for 4 days straight, on one full charge. Supplementary to this is the 2A technology charging that allows you to attain full charge in less than an hour.

Images of the device also reveal a beautifully crafted outer frame with a shiny gradient color. However, the full range of color variations for this device is still unknown.

We can expect the upcoming Infinix decive to also adopt the triple AI camera setup, well known for its efficiency in facilitating excellent smartphone photography.

Now here’s another stunner from this device. Reports gathered reveal both the front- and rear-facing cameras of the upcoming HOT 8 are equipped with flashlights (4 flashlights for the rear-facing camera, 1 flashlight for front-facing camera), allowing you to take clear photos even at night or under weak light. So whether its early morning selfies or late-night hangout pictures, this device has got you covered.

In addition, this smartphone is said to possess a waterdrop screen with a screen-to-body ratio reaching up to 90%, this allows more content to be displayed, while the phone is still compact and portable, and is just perfect for games and movie lovers.

All these amazing features in one device? This leaves us with one question, “how much is this device going to cost?”. Until then we eagerly anticipate the unveiling of this smartphone. The leaks already show it’s an absolute stunner that matches premium looks with advanced mobile tech features, a totally enticing blend if you ask me.

What are your expectations?

https://www.techcityng.com/true-or-not-these-features-are-amazing-spy-photos-of-the-rumoured-infinix-hot-8/
PhonesRe: #giveusdeletebuttons - Riot On Nairaland by jmaxjohn(op): 9:40am On Sep 09, 2019
DonBenny77:
Some mod just deleted my comment about tasha disgracing PH
Rubbish! Are we no longer "solely responsible for our posts?" angry angry angry

Lalasticla, either we get detailed Terms of Use or the mods drop the restrictions to what clearly is our right according to your disclaimer
Phones#giveusdeletebuttons - Riot On Nairaland by jmaxjohn(op): 9:30am On Sep 09, 2019
I think this is long overdue on the platform. Nairaland has no copyright restriction or terms and conditions preventing its members/users from deleting any of their posts except for a poorly written disclaimer which reads:
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.
That means as every member is responsible for their posts, they also have full rights to keep it up or take it down.
Enough mediocrity. angry
So this is a call to oga Seun and all SuperMods (lalasticlala and co) to work at providing us delete buttons for every post here. It shouldn't be that hard unless Seun is working for government undecided
Nairalanders, what do you think?
Comment, Share, get every nairalander engaged angry
#enoughisenough
#giveusdeletebuttons
RomanceRe: I Am Bored In Bodija, Ibadan.. by jmaxjohn(m): 1:41am On Sep 02, 2019
thewidemouth:
I am bored in Bodija, Ibadan.. Any female wana hang out??
lemme come visiting make we go enter ui together. i get invite
PhonesRe: Help: Please Suggest Good Tablet I Can Buy With My Spec. by jmaxjohn(m): 7:55pm On Aug 30, 2019
fm4real2k6:
I did a read through in GSM Arena, and I feel this xiaomi mi pad 4 plus might just be OK for me.

I will still have to do some more reading on it anyway.
consider these 3 devices;
1. Xiaomi mi pad 4 or mi pad 4 plus
2. The 10.8-inch Huawei MediaPad M6
3. Samsung Tab S4

Click here for a gsmarena comparison of all 3 devices

I should advise you here though.
The Xiaomi mi pad 4 and mi pad 4 plus cannot make or receive calls. Reason behind this is that they are both LTE-only devices. Nigerian networks do not support Voice Over LTE (VoLTE) yet.

Why can they not make calls? The reason is simple.

LTE has a special service that allows voice calls to go through the 4G network, meaning faster, clearer and more battery efficient calls. But as most nigerian networks do not support this yet, what happens is when you want to make calls, your 4G devices falls back to 3G (be it H+) OR 2G so that your calls may connect.
Since both Xiaomi tabs are stuck on LTE, they cannot fall back to 3G when you wish to make calls, thereby causing all your calls to disconnect instantly.
This limitation also means you will not be able to use the Xiaomi tabs for data connection when there is no 4G service in the area.
Add this fact to your consideration.

I hope i have been of help to you. If you need some more assistance, i hope i will be available to help.
PhonesRe: Help: Please Suggest Good Tablet I Can Buy With My Spec. by jmaxjohn(m): 7:44pm On Aug 29, 2019
fm4real2k6:
Guys, I need your help. I'd wanted to buy Tablet with the following spec and budget:

Spec:
-- Sim=4G lite. Either dual or single
--4GB Ram ( Minimum)
--Good Battery life (12hrs-16hrs on heavy & continuous usage if possible)
-- 8' or above.

Budget:
N60k - N90k

I will appreciate you guys opinion here.
Please note I'm not really into smartphone/tablet market as such. So any function you are talking about, I will appreciate you explain in a layman language I could understand.
people pay me for this kind of info.

well, there are 26 devices that fit your description.
out of the 26, 15 were released between 2018 and 2019. So we'd look at devices in this year range because of the improvements in processor in the device.
out of the 15, i can only tell you to buy the xiaomi mi pad 4 or the xiaomi mi pad 4 plus because they are devices with great value for money and pretty much the cheapest on the list.
however, non fit your budget. it is impossible to get a 4GB Ram android tablet between 60k to 90k, much less with a capable midrange processor.

if you cannot improve on your budget, i will suggest the 8-inch 2019 Samsung Galaxy Tab A. There are 2 models. One with an S-Pen and one without. Obviously, the one without is cheaper. You can find one on slot ng website. But i'm sceptical because the uploaded image displays the Galaxy Tab A (2019) with s-pen at 55k, which i strongly believe is an error
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Gedoni 'Why I Knelt Down To Thank God After My Eviction' by jmaxjohn(m): 6:19pm On Aug 28, 2019
NACE13:
Bro, he is a web designer/developer not a graphics designer. Truth be told, most of our inspirations or ideas as a graphic designer comes from other people's work. Take it easy on him, It's just an image not a copied website. Cheers
for a web designer, yeah i'd give him breathing space. i'm also glad you said inspiration
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Gedoni 'Why I Knelt Down To Thank God After My Eviction' by jmaxjohn(m): 12:21pm On Aug 27, 2019
PhonesRe: MAD CAMERA : The New Samsung Galaxy A50s Tops The A Seies by jmaxjohn(m): 11:02am On Aug 27, 2019
sofiscatedmoron:
which cheap phone do you think ypu can get with vivid amoled display, oya tell us,
amoled display fones are more expensive than ips or tft mobiles
even Xiaomi Mi 9T Redmi with amoled display is over 120k, so whats your point,
samsung is doing a good job bro, their a series offer more and prices are moderate
you misunderstand me. your post is the hype. i love the A series but you called the A50s a phone with
mouthwatering Specifications
. it's just one change bro, the camera. let's drop clickbait and try some honest journalism
PhonesRe: MAD CAMERA : The New Samsung Galaxy A50s Tops The A Seies by jmaxjohn(m): 6:55am On Aug 27, 2019
irrelevant hype. its the same processor. i know coz i covered it extensively here https://www.nairaland.com/5374272/meet-samsung-galaxy-a30s-a50s
PhonesRe: Meet The Samsung Galaxy A30s And A50s by jmaxjohn(op): 4:23pm On Aug 22, 2019
Mkmoney:
Good
na so. best part is the current a30, a50, and a70 would most likely drop prices once these hits nigerian market
PhonesMeet The Samsung Galaxy A30s And A50s by jmaxjohn(op):
Samsung is coming for your money!

Today Samsung officially took the wraps off the Galaxy A50s and Galaxy A30s new names to the midrange Galaxy A-series lineup - incremental updates, as signified by the names, but important ones nonetheless.

Samsung Galaxy A50s

Samsung has redesigned the rear panel of the Galaxy A50s to include a geometric pattern and holographic effect that comes in four finishes - Prism Crush Black, Prism Crush White, Prism Crush Green and Prism Crush Violet.

What's also new are the cameras. The Galaxy A50s brings a new 48MP f/2.0 main camera paired to the old 5MP depth and 8MP 123-degree ultrawide modules.

The selfie camera has been upgraded from 25MP f/2.0 to a 32MP f/2.0 unit.

https://fdn.gsmarena.com/imgroot/news/19/08/samsung-galaxy-a50s-a30s-official/-727/gsmarena_004.jpg

Samsung Galaxy A30s

The Samsung Galaxy A30s also gains the new design and comes in the same four colors. The rear camera gets a new 25MP f/1.7 main unit (up from 16MP) and a new 8MP ultrawide module paired to the old 5MP depth sensor. Yes, the new Samasung Galaxy A30s is a triple camera smartphone. The selfie camera is unchanged at 16MP f/2.0.

Another added feature is the in-display fingerprint scanner - the old phone had a rear-mounted one.

The Galaxy A30s has a 6.4-inch Infinity-V Super AMOLED of 720x1560px resolution, which is a downgrade from the 1080p panel of the original A30. It packs a 14nm Exynos 7904 octa-core chipset with 3GB or 4GB of RAM and a 4,000mAh battery with 15W charging.

https://fdn.gsmarena.com/imgroot/news/19/08/samsung-galaxy-a50s-a30s-official/-640/gsmarena_007.jpg

Availability and pricing are yet to be announce, but both phones are expected be on sale by September 2019 and expected to take the starting price slots of the A50 and A30 respectively. Improvements to the on-screen fingerprint scanners are expected but until review units are rolled out, keep those fingers crossed.

What other s-branded phones is Samsung bringing to the Galaxy A series lineup? We have now seen 3 phones released with the s-brand in this month of August - A10s, A30s, A50s. Rumours have it that the Galaxy A70s is in the works too and would follow the pattern of the A30s and A50s with new colours and better camera units.

Credit: gsmarena and Samsung
EducationRe: Gorilla Escaped From University Of Ilorin Zoo (Photos, Video) by jmaxjohn(m): 10:03pm On Aug 15, 2019
so no one noticed that is actually a chimp, not a gorilla. smh. nigerians need enlightenment in every fvcking thing.

fyi, chimps can be dangerous
FamilyRe: 1 Year After Marriage, I Am Already Tired by jmaxjohn(m): 4:41pm On Aug 13, 2019
healthserve:
I have things to say


1. Read the book Five love languages by Gary Chapman
that's the only reason i liked your comment. you know your stuff. i'd also suggest 'things i wish i had known before marriage' by same gary chapman. op and husband need to return to basics. their romantic euphoric love which was supposed to last on average 2 years seems to have burned out quickly.
ProgrammingRe: Need Help With Excel Function by jmaxjohn(op): 8:49am On Aug 13, 2019
airsaylongcon:
Will cell B2 ever hold values other than Monday, Tuesday, Thursday or Friday?

If No then in C2, type

=IF(B2<>"Thursday", "12:00pm","2:00pm" )

(delete the space between the closing parenthesis and the ".)
mehn, just seeing this. thanks a million for the reply. i sorted out number 1 on my list, thanks for sorting out number 2. now lemee try it
Technology MarketRe: Pre-Order ur Goods via Aliexpress/1688/Taobao/Dhgate @Cheapest shipping Rates by jmaxjohn(m): 2:38pm On Aug 09, 2019
can i pay for my goods and you ship??
ProgrammingNeed Help With Excel Function by jmaxjohn(op): 6:00am On Aug 06, 2019
I am struggling mightily on a spreadsheet , please i'd appreciate all of your help. So here's what i need.

1. I need a range of cells (say B) to show dates, specifically every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday of the month (next 2 months in fact).
2. If B2 is, say a Monday, then cell C2 should show the time 12:00pm. The idea is to have all cells under C give the value of 12:00pm for Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, while 02:00pm for Fridays of the month.

Excel and Programming gurus should please come to my rescue. Please help me with a formulas that can solve this
CelebritiesRe: Fraud: "Nobody Holy" Davido Replies Tunde Ednut by jmaxjohn(m): 9:27am On Apr 23, 2019
Papiajaxy:
You will die a miserable death idiot what's your business fool
Ajaxy, make we WhatsApp na
TravelRe: My First Time Onboard An Airplane by jmaxjohn(m): 9:24am On Apr 23, 2019
Acedave1:
sad baba God abeg pick my cal nw, al my yahoo yahoo fwend done make am
Make we talk for WhatsApp
FamilyRe: Share Your Experience After Marrying Without Your Mother's Or Father's Consent by jmaxjohn(m): 5:34pm On Jan 12, 2019
Your mum is looking for the attention and care she lost from their dad from you. Seems you're the only sibling in Nigeria


Moneystopnonsen:
Married against my mother's wish. She never liked my wife when she was babe then in school, simply because she says I give her attention too much more than i give to her.

Fast forward to after 8years of dating her, mum complained about how can i be stuck with one girl when guys where frolicking about.

After Nysc i started planning marriage, mum actually arranged her friends daughter for me, she was hot, but me i overlooked her because I was hell bent on been opposite of what my father was.

3 years ago i married my wife, mum only came for the traditional. She gave me plenty condition for my white and i was like why will my own mum want to sabotage my life simply bcoz of jealosy. Because of her I didn't do white wedding. I went to the registry and married my wife.

Today I have 2 kids and my wife is my back bone, mum still detest her and is pretending, I have made it clear to her you can't love me, love the kids she gave you and dislike her.

Recently she went as far as smearing my wife's image To my younger brothers who are not in Nigeria, I wonder what she wants to gain. So am paying her back with no access to me at all. Until she retraces her step.

If u notice I didn't talk about my dad, he is alive, his an old arse hole for university of Ibadan females both students and hostel female staff, he can gift u a car just to lay u.

Mum is just a control freak. She has lived her marital life yet wants to live another through me, but kole work ooo
PoliticsRe: Don’t Re-elect Governors Who Failed To Pay Salaries, Buhari Warns Nigerian by jmaxjohn(m): 12:53pm On Jan 08, 2019
The problem I see is the constitution.
It needs to be changed.
FamilyRe: My Teenage Sister Already Having Sex With Yahoo Boys & My Father Is An Extremist by jmaxjohn(m): 5:05am On Dec 28, 2018
What state do you live?



IamPlato:
My Sister Is Cursed And My Father Is An Extremist

My Younger Sister Has Been A Thorn To The Family, she Is Just 16 but Is Completely Lost In The World. She Moves With Different Boys and Has Gotten Involved In Sexual Activities Mostly Yahoo Boy. I No Longer See A Sister But A Slut


Personally, I Dont Care If She Lives Or Dies but I Feel For My Mother Who Recieves All The Blames from My Father. My Father Had Sent Her Out Of The House On Various Ocassions but She Is Highly Disobedient, my Mother Will Beg And She Will Be Pardoned but Will Repeat it Countless times.


I Had Come Across Her Chat With Guys Concerning Sex they Would Have. I Feel Ashamed to Look At Her As A Sister

Just Of Recent My Father Chased Her Out Of The House After She Left the House since Morning Without telling Him and Returned At Evening... He Told Her To Come Pack Her Things And Leave, but She Had Already Left, he Pack all Her Clothes And Burnt them at About 10pm Yesterday, and Saying He Never Wants To See Her Again in His House.

Is This The Solution?
RomanceRe: San Yo Stuck In Abdu Mulaasi's Wife During Sex In Uganda (Video, Pics) by jmaxjohn(m): 7:29am On Dec 12, 2018
Be teaching people rubbish coz you wanna seem smart.
All the medical terms this dumb mofo mentioned has nothing to do with this situation.

Its called Peni$ Captivus and couples stay trapped within 5 to 10 or 20 seconds, proving that there is use of diabolical powers to hold down the cheating couples UNTIL THE CHEATED SPOUSE ARRIVES.
DEMONS EXIST.

ANY AFRICAN MEDICAL DOCTOR WHO REFUTES THIS IS EITHER YOUNG OR INEXPERIENCED OR IGNORANT OR BEING STUBBORN

matrix199:
In medical terms... "Priapism and pubococcygeal contractory pull".







Random chance occurrence. Does it happen to all married cheats? The answer is no! Does it also happen to married or unmarried couples? The answer is yes.

What happened was a random chance priapism and pubococcygeal contraction(I choose to stick to these medical phenomena, may be slightly wrong though).


Reality is what you choose to believe. So sad Africa aligns many occurrences to spirituality and diabolism.


Well, if a baby calls his father "dadda", I understand why many choose to call this incidence "juju". The medics call it priapism or captivus or [b]pubococcygeal contraction, [/b]whichever applies.

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