₦airaland Forum

Sergio104:
I sight a boss
Niggrr we are cool
I dey De Ambrose right now........ Smirnoff dey suffer right now .
Life is good niggrr

i swear....

Dundalk:
send me 1k make I take sub Abeg

una go kill person with laff 4 dis forum one day...

iLegenddNoReply:
@Jmichael1

I think our corpers' lodge was at Obuna — were one corper stole my necklace. There was one bar we used to go flex and one ashawo zone for 500 or 1k per p*ssy.

I used to go there to watch people play snooker. Those ashawos thought I came to f*ck. See how they were dragging me as if I was a customer. Dem get big yash sha o.

From Obuna, there is another community down down, close to a river — they do carnival there every year. Mehn, big fresh fish used to be so cheap there if you wear an NYSC uniform.

I really miss Bayelsa.

comfam boss...

WibusJaga:
2-2 DRAW.
Bet with your life savings & thank me later.

naso i nearly shit 4 body yesterday ooh during half time,i stake liverpool to win with 100k....
i no go ever stake with big money again ooh,nah small tin dey kill person.

Following.....

Op dn finish me with laff 4 here....

God bear me witness,i never see dis guy once...

iLegenddNoReply:
@ Jmichael1

I did my youth service in BY and we had 24/7 light there too and it was free. What is the name of that community after Nedugo at Ogbia?

comfam bros...its polaku.dats were i base....

polaku to obuna,steady light 24/7

ifyken:
Which state in nigeria are you in that there is free light? Also, is it 24/7?

don't doubt d OP....
bcus i also enjoy free 24/7 light here in bayelsa,though its powerd by an oil and gas company

Omoh enjoy ur slf wen u are alive ooh,no be ur own worst pass....

Oboi were u dy nah,cum continue dis story ooh.....

Keniwit:
Come back and finish this story o..I no care if it is true or lies...

i swear....

Lilsameey:
Leemmaaaooooooo

guy u funny ooh,so u save dis guy pix 4 ur phone? nairaland most handsum boy abi hw he put am slf dat day....

Sergio104:

Very interesting

Op fire on!!!!
Barman one bottle of hero please!

my real niggar.... nah bar me slf dey ooh.

obinna58:
Fire on brother Na puccy go kill u las las

no be lie....

My own be say make real madrid nakana wetin no good on top man city head today

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Chaiii and me I never even get invite to come perform for cotonou! Chey I no go reach 40 as upcoming like this, wey I go come dey carry my pikin school fees enter studio, my wife go come dey drag my clothes dey scream "Daddy bolu has finished me oooo" My children's school fees yekpa!!

I rubuke it in Jesus name!

i dn tell u b4 say music no be ur calling....

GODPUNISHALABI:
You dey ask naija lawyers wey never chop.....I no see any profession wey get the highest amount of hungry people reach naija lawyers... hunger dey finish dem like say tomorrow no dey 1 of my guy wey study law na bet9ja d guy dey use survive

u are 100% correct....
i get 1 for my street here,247 nah bet9ja shop he dey....

I did nt read the post and don't care to read,bt as a full time delta boy,my own be say....
NO BE BY FORCE TO WORK....
no body fit force me do work i no wn do....

Nah acting jare....

Nemesis0147:
Rip to him..
He died a peaceful death...
Slept and didn’t wake up...my kind of death

u jst reminded me of my mum,she will be like"all die no be the same ooh......
person wen die from fire burnt and person wen die for sleep no be thesame at all..

Speechless

toujurs:
Live within your means, Oga. That's the problems people cause for themselves. I just cleared off a loan of about 223k this weekend. I will never try anything loan ever. It's addictive.

u right bro,i will never try it again....

wowmenow:
Don't pay any of them again they will insult you by sending messages to all your friends and family members after that they will stop

You will have bad record and non of them will lend you again that's the best way to free from it.

Lastly sell your Android phone and buy any grade of iphone iOS don't allow loan apps

tnx man...

I will wait outside to see the lucky grl...

Ladymogana:
you self fit be say na floor you dey sleep.

no mind am,na so dem go dey shw them slf up and down 4 here..

Loans apps dn nakana wetin no good uptop my head well well dis year......
ever since i knew abt loan apps from dis forum,it has been hell on earth for me.i've wasted notin less than 350k dis year jst to repay loans..
i never wanted my loan to extend the due date,so i normally take from loan A to pay loan B,b4 i could knw wats happening,i'm paying almost 90k 4 a loan of 50k....
i'm tired,i don't want any more,bt i don't knw hw to deactive my acct.
the worst tin is dat u can't even call these people....
pls does any1 hv an ideal on hw i can deactive the acct?

I NO DO AGAIN.....

Sum kind post person they see 4 dis forum eeh,go make u ask if nah the nairaland of 2015 be dis abi na another one....

We are liverpool the king of cumbk....

LagbajaTheBEREAN:
You for plug one ground nut for hin body abi

comfam nah...