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Nairaland GeneralRe: What’s The Most Helpful Advice You Got From Nairaland This Year? by jmichael259(m): 9:47pm On Dec 31, 2024
meobizy:
I get all my advice from Reddit. This place is for typing rubbish.
Ha
CelebritiesRe: Anthony Joshua’s Son, Joseph Greets Ogun Governor Abiodun. by jmichael259(m): 4:03pm On Dec 31, 2024
Oloki:
The boy tried sha. He nearly somasault while try to dobale
As in ehn
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Foreign AffairsRe: "I Could Have Beaten Donald Trump If I Stayed In The Election" - President Biden by jmichael259(m): 9:55am On Dec 30, 2024
Titogbanski:
I think you are parroting Fox News propaganda. When did America appear weak?
Some of us live in the real world and can make observations devoid of your political interests and sentiments.
Moreover, the comment wasn't made for your approval.
Foreign AffairsRe: "I Could Have Beaten Donald Trump If I Stayed In The Election" - President Biden by jmichael259(m): 8:13am On Dec 30, 2024
Namaster:
We'll NEVER know.


Harris had to FIGHT against 2 MAJOR rot in the American society:
1. Racism.
2. Sexism.
Nope, Harris had a lot to fight against. 1)No presidential campaign experience (16weeks vs Trump's 12yrs of campaign). 2)The suddenness of her nomination. 3)No unilateral support as she was more or less imposed on the Democrats and U.S. citizens. 4)She had no cards left to play.
*Black President? Barack Obama, ring a bell?
*She's already first black/female VP
*She's already been president (for 87mins).
*Female candidacy? Hilary Clinton already took that shine in 2016 and actually won with it(Trump was chosen by electoral college against popular votes).

At a point the U.S was appearing weak, Harris was busy playing Glorilla and other female Ho touting music for campaign! Who does that? 🤷🏻‍♂️
If there was a conspiracy theory that the Dems wanted Trump to win, I'd believe it cos they had other strong candidates (senators, generals, nationalists etc) they could have nominated and Trump wouldn't have had a sniff of the margin.
BusinessRe: Can 500k Start This Business? by jmichael259(m): 11:17pm On Dec 15, 2024
Badca81:
We are in the technological age , so the best advice is do something new . I would have told you a good idea starting it next year with a budget of 100k but it will fetch me more than 7m by the end of the year.
Can you send the idea via DM?
I'm also targeting for what to add next yr
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Names New President-general by jmichael259(m): 7:43pm On Dec 15, 2024
goslowgoslow:
Miserable soul! Unity begger, you go beg and wail taya! We are not Igbo and will never be! Now get your silly ass out of here!
🤣🤣🤣Grammar dun finish?
Speak your language Na
Make we hear
HealthRe: Please Nlders, What Kind Of Skin Disease Is This? It Happens To My 4 Years Boy by jmichael259(m): 2:48pm On Dec 15, 2024
Saao:
Please nlders, what kind of skin disease is this? It happens to my 4 years boy. What can be done about it?
Some years ago, When something like this happened across my stomach and I went to a pharmacy, it was allergic reaction to a malaria drug I was taking that week.
Consult a dermatologist, pharmacy or relatively qualified doctor for more. Also check if there's a soap, cream, drug, towel or whatever the person has consumed or applied on their body recently.
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Names New President-general by jmichael259(m): 2:16pm On Dec 15, 2024
Thunderfayamods:
The people said that the they not
My Dear, There's freedom of speech. Whatever they said or were said to have said is neither your problem nor mine.
Yahoo boy no dey gree say him be African sef talk more of Nigerian.
Anthony Joshua say him be British, as he was arrested on drug possession, Britain quickly remind am say na Nigerian. Bukayo Saka miss penalty dey immediately mock am as black monkey. Eedris a.k.a Bobrisky and Bruce Jenner a.k.a Caitlyn Jenner say dem be woman. The list goes on.
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Names New President-general by jmichael259(m): 1:43pm On Dec 15, 2024
Ogbuu101:
The mumuni doesn’t even know som1 like former IGP Okiro at different times claimed Imo and Rivers as state of origin because the Egbema on both sides are d same
Egbema people cross over to benefit from government slot or incentives. If it's Rivers turn, they'll identify as Rivers as well if it's Imo they'll identify as Imo to participate or obtain the benefits.
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Names New President-general by jmichael259(m):
There are Igbo dialects in parts of Abia or Ebonyi that's harder to understand than what is obtainable in Rivers and Delta states.


Speak the Ikwerre that is not an Igbo dialect let us see or gtfo.
☝🏻☝🏻
goslowgoslow:
I am Ikwerre don't ever in your life refer to us as Igbo again!
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Names New President-general by jmichael259(m): 12:13pm On Dec 15, 2024
Thunderfayamods:
Go and listen to Ikwerre people language it is not Igbo just like Etche. Stop begging for unity.
Oga you're talking about Ikwerre people I've lived with and still visit, Egbema people I live and interact with daily or the Etche people that I share boundaries and markets with?
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Names New President-general by jmichael259(m): 12:02pm On Dec 15, 2024
XXXOGBA:
Unity beggar
When Hausa claims that Ogoja people are Hausa or Yoruba claims that Ijaw people are Yoruba or Igbo claims that Nupe people are Igbo then you can call them Unity beggars.

WHEN YOU SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE THAT IS NOT IGBO THEN YOU CAN AFFORD TO HAVE AN INPUT ON THIS MATTER

BOY BYE
RomanceRe: How Many Kids Will You Like To Give Birth To? by jmichael259(m): 11:56am On Dec 15, 2024
25
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Names New President-general by jmichael259(m): 11:53am On Dec 15, 2024
Thunderfayamods:
You people are the ones calling them Igbos , they don't recognize themselves as Igbo. Go call Ikwerre man Igbo make dem break your head!
Breaking of heads do not change tribe or cultural identity of a people. An Ikwerre man has the right to identify as Ikwerre. As well Ohafia, Abiriba, Ika, Okija, Nsukka, Owerri people have the right to be identified as themselves. At the end of the day let them start speaking Tiv, Bini, Ibibio or Efik.
Thunderfayamods:
Unity begger! Na by force to be Igbo? I lived and worked in all those places that you mentioned, call them Igbos and you will see their anger.
Nobody needs to call anybody anything. I've also been in Egbema, PH, Asaba, Agbor etc
As a non unity begger, Michael Jackson or any black person can go and do bleaching or cosmetic surgery, they'll still be black genetically. A Gender dysphoric person can show anger because you didn't call him a woman but no matter the amount of surgery, he'll still be a man.
BusinessRe: Can 500k Start This Business? by jmichael259(m): 11:37am On Dec 15, 2024
Sirchiboy:
I don do uber e no fav our me.
Anything transport I don leave
Phone charging joined with barbing and/or Laundry (lotto, POS umbrella by the side)
Depending on space, location and available workers, you can also add phone repair, phone and electronic accessories.

Say no to petty provision business. It's only profitable if you have backup job or if you know the business very well and capable to invest heavily into it. Right now, starting provision (shop+goods) is a 2.5m venture. Anything less is just siddon dey look.
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Names New President-general by jmichael259(m):
XXXOGBA:
Imo state is not a tribe or culture too.
THIS IS THE DUMBEST REPLY ANY LIVING ORGANISM COULD EVER MAKE. WHERE IS THE CORRELATION WITH MY COMMENT?

You Igbos are unity beggars. REPLY ME IN YOUR LANGUAGE FIRST MAKE DEM CHECK SOMETHING
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Names New President-general by jmichael259(m): 10:20am On Dec 15, 2024
XXXOGBA:
You dey mention Ndoni and Egbema too. cheesy
Okigwe was divided into two by the boundaries of Abia and Imo.

Egbema was divided as well by the state boundaries of Rivers and Imo state.

Rivers State is not a tribe or culture.
Egbema, Etche, Okigwe people etc remain what they are before the emergence of politics or the imaginary lines of eastern region, Abia,Rivers or Imo state. You can decide to call yourself Ikwerre, Izzii, Ihiala, Ika or whatever name of your people but by the end of the day, you're not urhobo, Yoruba or Kanuri. Na still dialects of Igbo dem go speak.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mikheil Kavelashvili Elected President Of Georgia by jmichael259(m): 3:55pm On Dec 14, 2024
Yungmil:
Ex super eagles player becomes Nigeria betKING grin
Sad reality

While their mates are coaches, scouts, club directors, UEFA or FIFA personnel, even doing well in politics as senators, parliament members or presidents.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan 2027 Campaign Posters Spark Speculation In Kano by jmichael259(m): 7:21am On Dec 05, 2024
HenryWilliams:
They only survive because Nigeria allows them to. They are given freedom to do their business anywhere in the country with little or no restrictions. They are allowed to gather and dominate markets outside their regions cos of pity.
I bet you..if they were restricted to their 5 states to trade. Let's see how that bolded could work. Igbos survival is squarely based on the generosity and magnanimity of Nigeria and Nigerians.
Were you the one allowing them to trade and survive before the existence of Nigeria?
Is it also Nigeria's magnanimity that's making them excel in shops and markets at Equatorial guinea, Chad, Benin, Gambia, South Africa etc?
How many businesses has your own people dominated in the country, continent or globally?
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan 2027 Campaign Posters Spark Speculation In Kano by jmichael259(m): 7:15am On Dec 05, 2024
LegendHero:
Constitutionally wise, Jonathan cannot be on the ballot again. So all the scammers printing flyers are just trying to be clever by half.
He has only been elected one term so he has constitutional right to a second tenure.
However, he's not interested and that's the best option for him than to allow them sulley his name.
FamilyRe: 8 Situations In Life Where A Person’s True Colors Always Come Out- Psychology by jmichael259(m): 7:23pm On Dec 03, 2024
True
PoliticsRe: Delta Central Senator Dafinone Justifies The Renewed Agitation For Anioma State by jmichael259(m): 5:27am On Nov 27, 2024
ehikwe22:
Quit lying to yourself. The only place an average South Easterner "hear" Ika is on the internet.
Recite the numbers in Ika and recite the numbers in egbema or Ohafia dialects.
You need to get off the internet and actually come down to Ika or south east before talking more trash.
PoliticsRe: Delta Central Senator Dafinone Justifies The Renewed Agitation For Anioma State by jmichael259(m): 5:08am On Nov 27, 2024
ehikwe22:
Mr. It's not an Igbo word. A lot of what you call Igbo today were borrowed from Ika and Ika borrowed from Igbo. It's normal for a minority group contiguous with a majority group to be influenced more but that doesn't erase their identity

You guys in South East seems to be very ignorant about what a language and dialect. The fact is, there is absolutely no difference between a language and dialect. The difference between a language and dialect is 100% political all across the world. Even some other factors that are considered are influenced by politics. Catalonia are deep inside Spain but they don't want to be Spanish anymore so they named their language Catalonian. Do you think Catalonia is not intelligible with Spanish?

I can give you a million examples
Izzii,
Ika,
Ikwerre,
Ihiala etc
Igbo is a nation of different prosperous people. I lived in Agbor and Port Harcourt, there's nothing like intelligible. If you like make up more words, the entire place is speaking Igbo even clearer than parts of Imo and Ebonyi. If you like replace Nwoko with Ibegbulem, Na still Igbo man go be senator for Igbo people and they don't need to be tagged an imaginary geopolitical zone for their identity to be. Yoruba exists outside SW and even Nigeria. Hausa exists also all the way across Nigeria borders. Only a de@d Phool thinks the Niger River determines who is Igbo or who is kanuri.
PoliticsRe: Delta Central Senator Dafinone Justifies The Renewed Agitation For Anioma State by jmichael259(m): 4:46am On Nov 27, 2024
ehikwe22:
Clamor for Anioma state has been going for decades.

...Even Enuanis don't want to be part of the South East as related and close to SE as they are. Whether Ifeanyi, Nwoko or Ibegbulem as senator, the entire Delta North are Igbos and all Deltans know

When you see someone online campaigning for Anioma state, there's a 99% chance he's either from the SE or someone that's paid by Ned and co to push for it. Go back and read your very first sentence again
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi II Turbans First Son As Ciroman Kano by jmichael259(m): 11:53am On Nov 16, 2024
Caseless:
Aah!


That boy has risen to the rank of a DSP already? Hmmmm



I heard he's a good guy though. Congratulations!
He started as a graduate cadet
ASP DSP is not hard promotion after some years of civil service.
PoliticsRe: Okpebholo Names Gani Audu, Ex-Deputy Governorship Candidate As Chief Of Staff by jmichael259(m): 6:04am On Nov 16, 2024
Jorussia:
It was paddy Iyamu that was being speculated since on Tuesday.The primary purpose of a chief of staff is access to the governor.That function cant be delegated to the SSG.Paddy Iyamu is known APC guy for some years now.He is close to both Oshiomhole and Pst Ize iyamu.
I thought he was also appointed. They share name, Is he a relation to PST Ize Iyamu?
FamilyRe: My Wife Family Mounting Their Father Burial Expense On Me, How I Reacted At Once by jmichael259(m): 10:29am On Nov 14, 2024
In summary, you are a maaadt stoppeeed child.
You have 4million for marriage Na him pesin dey force you.
Anyway, tune in next week for another episode of super story.

BlindAngel:
Good evening Nairalanders, few months ago I posted here regarding how my wife forced me into marriage that I wasn't in anyway ready for because she got pregnant. I posted about the regret I'm still battling until date, because the love isn't there from my own end and I'm also not in anyway attracted to her physically. I have told her severally that I want to option out of the marriage and not doing again but until date she has refused to let me go.

Back to the main point, my wife lost her dad this morning. Her deceased dad has two wife's and several concubines that gave birth to lots of children, my wife doesn't know some of her half brothers and sisters.

So I went to their family house this morning to console them. The eldest son of the family (her half brother) told me and another in law that we'd be the one to pay for mortuary expenses and casket, and when the burial is getting closer they'd give us a list of things to buy and we'd both bring one goats each.

To be brutally honest I wasn't mad because of this latest expense, I got furious immediately and right on the spot because of the pressure my wife pressured me into getting married to her, by now I'd have been totally free of these unnecessary expenses. More than 19 of her sisters, both biological and half sisters that has given birth, no single expense was listed for their man that they got pregnant for and has a child for. But I and the other in law that paid dowry are the one going through these unnecessary expenses.

So immediately he told me about everything, I charged at my wife right on the spot, right in front of her mom, her brothers, her sisters and some of her friends that came for condolence visit. I got so furious and started shouting at the top of my voice, I reminded her how she forced me into marriage that I'm not in anyway prepared and ready for, both physically, psychologically, emotionally, financially. (I have been reminding her regarding this almost on a daily basis and whenever we are quarreling.

I reminded her how she threatened me with suicide and our of fear of the unknown I wasted almost 4m in getting married to her. I told her that I'd have been free of these expenses if not for her pressure.

Immediately she burst into tears, and started crying endlessly.

Her mom and sisters started yelling at me and I yelled back at all of them. They told me I met her a Virgin and now she's no longer good for me (truly, the whole family thought that I was the one that took her virginity) My wife and I agreed to keep it a secret, but the constant remainder from her mom and sisters made me let the cat out of the bag, I told them that I didn't met her a Virgin that she has already started having sex when I met her, they didn't believe me but with my tone, I know they'd.

I also made mentioned that I'm not buying any goat or paying for mortuary or taking any list from them. That it's their dad and they should take care of every responsibilities, after all he has uncountable children, why putting some of the expense on me? I walked away, and switched off my phone until now that I'm just putting it on.

I know that I acted wrongly and allowed my anger to get the best part of me. But I was furious because no single bill went to her sister's baby father's, absolutely nothing was listed for them. I got furious because these expenses won't be on me right now if not for her pressuring me into marriage that I want ready for. I was furious because I and the other in law that they billed became the scape goat by doing the right thing by getting married and not leaving theirs daughter In ruins, where as those that got their daughter pregnant without getting married to them were totally free from these unnecessary bills. I'm in so much pains and regret right now.
SportsRe: 8 Countries FIFA Doesn’t Recognise As Football-playing Nations by jmichael259(m): 10:07am On Nov 14, 2024
femi4:
And what stop them from switching nationality based on the love for city. Do you know how many Welsh or Irish born that had featured for England ? Do you know some full Nigerians playing in Benin Republic have switched nationality
And what exactly will be their qualifications for Monaco citizenship?
SportsRe: 8 Countries FIFA Doesn’t Recognise As Football-playing Nations by jmichael259(m): 12:05am On Nov 14, 2024
Procashtips:
Technically, Monaco is not a country, it's similar to Vatican city. They're best called an autonomous region within a country.
Monaco is and has always been a principality. It's a microstates but still a recognised country.
Monaco, Eswatini and many others are monarchies that gained independence and sovereignty as a country of their own despite the size or population.

SportsRe: 8 Countries FIFA Doesn’t Recognise As Football-playing Nations by jmichael259(m): 11:55pm On Nov 13, 2024
femi4:
Monaco contributes so much to the success of French national team. They can't stand alone as a football nation

The likes of Henry, Mbappe, Evra are product of Monaco....even our own prince of Monaco and former APOTY 97, Victor Ikpeba
The post is talking about the principality of Monaco not the football club called Monaco.

The people you mentioned, are they indigenes from Monaco?
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Makes Key Appointments Ahead Of Transition by jmichael259(m): 10:28pm On Nov 11, 2024
stagger:
America is not the land of the blacks. The sooner you get it into your head, the better it will be for you.
U.S.A. is not a "white" country and English is not their official language.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Backs Two-State Solution In Gaza, Issue Warning To Israeli by jmichael259(m): 6:37pm On Nov 11, 2024
Yes, The so called Palestine territory was divided into two countries, Jordan and Israel but the terrorists went on to overthrow the government and are holding Gazans hostage, hellbent on waging war against Israel. They are the ones rejecting the establishment of a new republic because their sole aim is to lay waste to the entire area including innocent Gazans who they use as human shields and collateral damage.
That so called Palestine needs a 3rd country to be carved out just as Bangladesh was carved out later as as the 3rd country from the Indian Territory which was initially divided into two countries being India and Pakistan.

Meanwhile, What do they and Tinubu have to say about
English Cameroon
Ogoni (Niger Delta) Republic
Arewa
Oduduwa
Biafra

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