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please guys I just invited a technician over. Tell me the best I can get out of these combination 4922, 90cm, 60cm and one other dish I don't know the exact size. See the photo below

Ginaz:
*clears throat*

You don't have to do all that. The private jet is fine.

why *clear throat*. Am gathering the best doctors in the world to take a look at your throat to know if anything is wrong with you but that will be when my PA is back after he took my custom made okada to get me akara and bread

just tell us his name already na

Ginaz:
Awww, I don't believe this. All this for me?

just the tip of the iceberg. Am planning with E Musk to take you to the space for a holiday after this one. Believe me unlike the Facebook satelite rocket this won't explode. And the US Federal Reserve director just approved that your face be used in the next dollar bill after I paid a token of $300trn to the Chinese government and they had to beg me with an offer to print dollars with my photo so as stop the transaction else the dollar be will worthless. I had to choose no one else but you my bae, honey butter and candy cause am a shy fellow. So send me your best pix so I can forward it to her

Ginaz:
When money is talking.............

But anyway,. I just chatted with my boo not to buy me a private jet. He has already paid the money and you need to see the way I chatted with the sales man.

I asked him to keep 2 million naira for himself and bring the remaining money to me. Awww ain't my boo so caring?

so you mean the private jet is yet to be delivered to you? Am already talking to a yatch assembly company to get you a custom made one so you can go spend sometime in the private island I just secured for you and that your pet. Please don't return it this time. So who says am not caring love

if you ever believe this, then you will believe that Buhari is the best economy manager. Why tell her about the price before she asks and you dashed someone a whopping 30k just like that for just his troubles when am sure his gains isn't up to that. You are not even prudent as a businessperson cause you can get the phone sell it for 620k and send back the cash to you boyfriend. All these bloggers and lies are like zuma and his fingers

of all the single ladies who are dying for a man to call theirs na married woman you go sleep with. I will not say make thunder fire you cause you are already go a coma and may not survive it

so he would warn him to steer clear of a psycho and crazy girl. Your bf is really making a sacrifice for other guys by dating you and warning them of impending danger and for that he deserves a bottle of origin and lifetime award by BFAN (Boyfriends Association of Nigeria) for being the sacrificial lamb

do this and I will forever be your fan

same people who brought PDP to her present comatose are being called to salvage it. Better go meet the people who tore the membership cards

please I want ask, this guys fit release him from nigerian prison?

Etinosajay:
Lol

And the man Tinubu will float another party simply because someone disagrees with him.

Warped reasoning.

Will you leave planet earth because I disagree with you?

Pray tell pls

this is nigeria mate where if you don't get something as simple ticket in party A you jump into party B and to Z villa there's no party and we are talking about party founder here

this party is just a mixture of particles that can never blend in no matter low or high temperature or pressure whatever

hate him or like him this man is going places and should tinubu float another party he will be at the forefront

https://www.nairaland.com/lejeun3. That guy can help with with such repairs and some other high end suv 08099725628 is his number

ammyluv2002:
I'm not from Nnewi

so where are you from.

ammyluv2002:
Lol! Change is constant



Pele to the girl and her family! Honestly, poverty can make a full grown man act like a toddler. Why would the girl's father allow a guy who isn't married to his daughter yet renovate his house? I won't allow such in my house ooh....keep your money to yourself! One of the reasons I love my tribe, a well cultured igbo man will never subscribe to this

hope you are not from nnewi?

the man didn't get a job cause he's mentally lazy. Imagine what and businesses that amount can start up comfortably. Abramovich of Chelsea didn't have such amount of capital. Coming home, Igbos were just given £40 to start life after the war and you can see what they have made for themselves. Imagine employing a girl with such belly. I rather do the job myself cause the sight will be disgusting

he looked like person from North go the second picture but money made him look better in the third even when he's not smiling. Happy Birthday African #1

Explorers:
An object the size of Mars collided with the Earth 4.5 billion years ago.

Releasesing the energy of several million nuclear weapons detonating simultaneously.

was this when the bigbang happened

i just dey pass and as I look for one person I no see I say make I ask about him. Where bossmd

I don't see what to be happy for in this celebration. Is it the local currency or bag of rice? I no want talk about power generation cause "power belongs to God". Dem say make me count my blessing one by one but this government be like curse we dey multiply. But am very certain that I will live till 2019 not as a survivor but as a victor

somehowpenis:
but you guys were _mastubating with joy when it was compared with the iphone? Lmaoo..

boss some comparison are way too ridiculous and insult. Good evening

LeJeun3:


You find out he is a criminal, how does that help you??

We have our leaders as clear theives and we are victims. What have we done about it?? Who's business is it if he is rich?? How rich exactly is he??

some criminals ridicule us in foreign lands via 419 and stuff which is extremely worse

safarigirl:
victim of what?

For the love of God! If you people spent as much time making your own money as you did investigating the source of others wealth maybe you would be as rich as they are.

A man will sweat for his money and then you want to make rubbish of his effort because he hammered at a young age?

you that don't investigate the source of wealth how rich are you lady

decatalyst:
When will people start minding their business?

Staying out of peoples business saves you extra time for a productive endeavor.


Who wants their success to shock the world?

minding your own business is ok but if he's a criminal you need to figure it out cause you might be a victim. He's not the only rich dude but if flaunts money so much that draws suspiction

Personally I don't believe ghost or whatever but I believe that for earth to be at the right place in the right time and moon strategicaly positioned to allow water and other stuff to be stable. With all the asteroids having a near miss from earth and the after effect of nucleas star not affecting us my man, I choose to believe it that someone out there made it possible and so I call that person my God. For nairaland bot to ban me and turn every threesone into party, it has a creator and that's Suen and it didn't happen out of sheer act of luck but intelligence and takes an intelligent person to do such. Make una continue una arguement

when it comes to pregnant women I always advise people go to a good hospital and leave all those maternity home cause when the chips are down you may end up paying a more difficult price both in cash and otherwise. Government hospital all the way. If this woman had a successful delivery without complications and bill is issue, once she cries out to the public people will come to her aid. I see the hospital winning this one cause first you brought her from another place and so they can claim anything and two you signed that you are aware of the situation

you see that community, they are the masters of drug trafficking in that state. But they don't condemn those ones but petty criminals. Bsp. Okeke this priest needs some questioning. If Jesus can pardon the adulterous woman I see no reason the priest wouldn't have acted like a learned fellow at least and show mercy like Jesus or be civil by handing them over to the police which I believe is the best course of action