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Health / Re: Help : I Underwent Appendectomy, I Haven't Been The Same Again by joanpinkie(f): 7:44pm On Apr 06, 2016
I can relate to all these to for almost five yrs,I have more than 10 hospitals card. But am okay now.I guess u will get better. There is no harm checking with other hospitals n doctors

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu'a Attire To Court Today (Photos) by joanpinkie(f): 7:28am On Mar 08, 2016
All I see is a handsome brave man, whose smiles melt my heart. He has no place in Kuje . Kuje is for ugly people
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu'a Attire To Court Today (Photos) by joanpinkie(f): 7:17am On Mar 08, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:


Stale!




STALE?
You are yet to feel the full impact of the aforementioned and you are calling it stale.
Politics / Re: Saraki Being Measured At 'Made In Aba' Trade Fair (Photos) by joanpinkie(f): 8:38am On Feb 09, 2016
[quote author=ibedun post=42739956]Shameless thief given a platform by the same Eastside bushmen![/quote


Your hatred is so much, dont die of heart attach.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ted Cruz Defeats Donald Trump, Wins Iowa by joanpinkie(f): 5:09am On Feb 03, 2016
brunofarad:
Who is trump ?
Does his father sell trumpets ? undecided

its like , cos the man is sounding one, though a broken one
Crime / Re: BEWARE: New Trend Used By Ritualists To Deceive People For Rituals. by joanpinkie(f): 9:05pm On Jan 22, 2016
similar thing happened to me one early morning, you knw bank and our early morning work nah, as they started the story i no talk, they no knw sey i be omo Eko, sey the story nah common thing for lag. As they park the car , still they talk , i just open door come out, turn to them come tell them sey the thunder wey go fire them still dey do press up. I just turn leave them waka.
Romance / Re: Dating My Course Mate, Is It Advisable? by joanpinkie(f): 12:58pm On Jan 19, 2016
Date her if you love her. its beautiful to knw that u have someone in school.
Politics / Re: Navy Handover Vessel, Boat With N11m Stolen Diesel To EFCC by joanpinkie(f): 12:49pm On Jan 19, 2016
Nonsense! Vessel worth billions of dollar sail through their nose every other day, and they r jonsing with that, guess the owner doesnt have enough money for settlement.
Politics / Re: Wike Orders Arrest Of Pro-biafra Agitators by joanpinkie(f): 1:43pm On Jan 16, 2016
coolitempa:
They should be shot on sight...no questions asked... angry...bloody animals.... angry



If you hate them this much, dont you think them leaving will cure your heart attack?

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Threatened To Put Me In A ‘Hole’ – Oshiomhole by joanpinkie(f): 6:03pm On Jan 15, 2016
i dont believe him.

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Crime / Re: New Born Baby Dumped At Iyana Ipaja Market (photos) by joanpinkie(f): 3:27am On Jan 13, 2016
Cutehector:
My gosh!

May dat woman neva bear forth children!

What will happen the guy that impregnanted her?

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Romance / Re: Your Date Abandons You At The Restaurant, What Would You Do In This Situation? by joanpinkie(f): 2:37pm On Jan 05, 2016
well , i dont think a guy will ever abandon me over food bill, because am always moderate when am out with a guy. But if ever he leaves me , i will bring out my ATM and pay. I will definately run over him if i see him on my way. Lolz

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Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Luxury Accessories You Can Get Your Loved One This Season by joanpinkie(f): 11:07am On Dec 28, 2015
i will like to buy all for my boo
Education / Re: Someone Please Help Me Before I Kill Myself by joanpinkie(f): 9:08am On Dec 28, 2015
my dear we all have moments of woe! You dont have much problem . Just take prepare your mind and read , you will surely pass
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo VS Lupita Nyong'o: Who Rocked It Better? by joanpinkie(f): 5:43pm On Mar 08, 2015
they both look like BATMAN '
Culture / Re: Why Do Igbos Especially The Anambrans Marry From Their Tribe? by joanpinkie(f): 3:25pm On Feb 22, 2015
I'm an igbo lady. i love igbo guys but i will freely marry from any tribe . I dont discriminate. Love doesnt ask why?.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Vs Jonathan: Opinion Polls By Pulse TV (Videos) by joanpinkie(f): 9:20pm On Feb 21, 2015
p3ndy79:
Anybody who think GEJ has a chance against Buhari next month needs get down to the streets.

The vast majority of populace can't wait to see his back with his bagload of badluck.

Some people thinks Lagos is Nigeria. Wake up bro

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Crime / Re: Police In Imo Discover Unclad Body Of A Rape Victim A Day After Val(Graphic Pics by joanpinkie(f): 8:47am On Feb 19, 2015
OMG!!! That same thing happened some years back at UNN. GOD help us
Politics / Re: AIG Mbu In Mild Drama At Lekki Toll Plaza by joanpinkie(f): 8:15pm On Feb 08, 2015
nijanigga:

-this statement here is kinda rude ? do you have common sense?


Now yours is even more rude!

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NYSC / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Should Consider Staying In Family House During NYSC by joanpinkie(f): 8:43am On Jan 31, 2015
hmmm i stayed in family house at Ondo then, nah so the assistant Mamea turn me to housegirl. Early morning she will pack the whole plate wey thm use chop make i wash. I do the washing morning and night because we were just two girl during my own batch, and the other babe too dey travel. I will sweep and wash plates . Omo i gas to run oo when the thing becomes too much.


But generally i enjoyed when i was in the family house
I go for early morning mass and had a lot of frnds to play ludo with. Infact i was closer to God.
When i left hmmm , all my toasters had chance to come n be yaning nonsense.

Another thing is that they made me secretary of NACC that restricted my movement alot .

And you can stay out late, or else you will have to answer to mamae
Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Campaign In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by joanpinkie(f): 7:37am On Jan 31, 2015
When God wants to bless and crown a man , he will blind and confuse his enemies.

If APC had chosen Atiku and Fasola as their flag bearer they could have been sure of a landslide victory.

But they blindly chose a man that can nolonger keep up with the pace of the global world, a man without certificate, a sexist.

I know they must have realised their mistake, but its rather too late.

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Politics / Re: Open Letter To President Jonathan By Army Officers by joanpinkie(f): 7:11am On Jan 31, 2015
YoursGEJ:
Later he will come and tell us say those that are accusing him of sponsoring boko haram are mad.

What does his body language towards the insurgency tell us? When was the last time he condemned a boko haram attack? He was commiserating with France on the terrorist attack that killed 17 people and didn't say anything when 2,000 Nigerians were slaughtered in Baga. Why are helicopters dropping off supplies to the insurgents? No aircraft should be in Nigerian airspace without the knowledge and approval of FAAN and thus the FG. And Reno Omonkey falsely tried to link SLS to the insurgents. In Owoye Azazi's own words, a few days before his "accident"; PDP is boko haram and boko haram is PDP.

Yet some people who escaped from the psychiatric ward of Yaba hospital will come and blame Buhari.

As for all of you in support of GEJ, I will keep praying that your lives will be run exactly how GEJ is running this country. Amen. You are welcome for the prayer don't menshun


And your own life will be as lame as Buhari's certificate!
Politics / Re: Buhari Boycotts Presidential Debate by joanpinkie(f): 4:46pm On Jan 29, 2015
beopened:
I am very much in support of Buhari boycotting the silly debates organised by the highly biased NEDG/AIT/BON/NTA/FRCN

The reasons are too obvious to be ignored....

Let Channels/Civic /Human Rights organization organise another debate and i am sure GMB will attend

Channels will mess you people up. Remember what they did to "my oga at the top" yours will be a worst case scenerio!

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Father In Anambra by joanpinkie(f): 12:59pm On Jan 29, 2015
seedorfg:
Mtcheeeew ibo and kill kill na God go save us oooooo


I bet you dint read the part they said he started acting funny when he join muslim and married a muslim?

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Dies From Injuries Sustained From Beating By Husband by joanpinkie(f): 7:45pm On Jan 18, 2015
What a sad story. The couple look beautiful and so much in love. Can true love ever turn sour? No never. True love is devoid of violence
True love forgives all wrong.

My ex once asked me why i love him. I answered him that i have no reason to love him. Because if i love him cause of some reason,what happens when the reason is nolonger there. The truth was that i loved him that way. Well he never knw what he lost.

RIP to the Victim.
To the culprit, justice awaits you.

God please never let me love the wrong person.

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Family / Re: Where Did You Meet Your Spouse? by joanpinkie(f): 6:57pm On Jan 18, 2015
i'm a sucker for love , and that has earned me this unpleasant single status. I believe in love. I will gladly wait for love than hurry down the aisle without love.

I know i will come back here to update my story before the yr runs out. Its going to be a lovely story.

Dont touch the dial. Stay tuned!

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Family / Re: What Do You Think About A Single Guy Getting A Female House Help? by joanpinkie(f): 11:55am On Jan 10, 2015
Nice one Op. Well i dont mind doing the job. Now that i 'm out of job. If you can pay in 6 figures we can have a chat. You dont even need to see me. All you have to do is hand ur gate man ur keys in the morning n get it back in the evening to meet a tidy house , stocked up fridge n food filled pots. Make my payment through my account number . Write down your complaints or things that you needed done on a note and place on the fridge. We dont even need to even get to see each other. Hehehehe
Family / Re: Something You Saw As A Child, That No One Saw Or Believes You Till This Day. by joanpinkie(f): 6:00pm On Nov 20, 2014
ebuetor:

I do feel weak after every encounter, extreme headache. And i do no remember all o tell the person. He or she would just take a paper and a biro and write all that comes out from my mouth. I have since stopped. But when i tune into the frequency again, it comes back to me again,big time.

Guy u need to see my future,
Politics / Re: Ebola: Jonathan Hails Fashola, Amaechi; Welcomes WHO’s Declaration by joanpinkie(f): 12:11pm On Oct 21, 2014
engineerd:


You are just as clueless as the mumu whose speech you are commending.....So was the speech supposed to be childish? Mumu United!!!!

For calling that good president mumu , may you never occupy a leading position in your life.

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Celebrities / Re: Google Restores LindaIkeji..Com Domain Back by joanpinkie(f): 12:11pm On Oct 10, 2014
walex2bad:


I tot I was the only person that noticed the loling and the way she chatted, 'so immature'.. There is something to it than this she is not saying..




that is exactly what we liked about her.The informal way she writes , makes us feel the human in her. i love her so much. i love that pattern of writing its so unique.
Family / Re: Successful Women Have Plenty Men In Their Lives by joanpinkie(f): 8:58am On Oct 09, 2014
Acidosis:
Very true (without exempting the power of private parts).



But for those wey get sense, they employ female marketers to keep up with the corporate bedmatics

Alakija is a case study.That woman has been linked with some Nigerian politicians - bed wise. When a politician decide to give out an oil bloc to a woman, you should know "how well the man has dug the bloc" grin grin

Even Linda Ikeji is not innocent. In her own case, I believe she has bedmatic marketers warning the bed of her paymasters. Wonder why her blog was suspended? Reason is not far fetched, oyinbo nor dey take nonsense, most do not mix pu**** with business.

Assuming the owner of google is a Nigerian, trust me, 3 fresh punnanies will restore that blog in 30 minutes. grin grin


Your foolishness is nauseating! To think that you can come out publicly to accuse some sucessful women without fact is the hight of foolishness. People are sued on daily basis for defamation, slander .
Take a clue from what happened to Linda and shout the hell up if you have nothing nice to say.

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