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Travel / Re: beauty of nature: amazing confluence of rivers around the world by joaoche(f): 3:19pm On Aug 01, 2015
I like the photos... interesting pictures
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye & Lola Omotayo Celebrate Son’s Birthday With J Martins by joaoche(f): 8:00am On Sep 25, 2012
This him son no dey laugh
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson And Inyanya Having Fun(pictures) by joaoche(f): 7:23pm On Aug 29, 2012
She looks beautiful
Politics / Re: Faces/Images On The New 5000 Naira Note by joaoche(f): 1:56pm On Aug 25, 2012
[size=15pt] you guys are busy talking about who or who should be on the face of the 5000 naira note and ........


Cleary forgetting the impact this has on the nation


im guessing most nairalanders are youths, supposely leaders of tomorow

these corruption is beginning to eat this nation dry,

priority first!!!!![/size]

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Family / Re: Picture Of 5 Year Old Girl Gave Birth To A Baby Boy. by joaoche(f): 6:30am On Aug 25, 2012
kulyie: @ blank please do me a favour by shutin d fk up.........thank u
your comments are really embarrasing , it shows your low level of education, to prevent any other form of showing so much ignorance......do a little bit of research before you comment or even say anything!


And going so low as to insult is just really pathetic!



@blank, you answered kulyie with maturity

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Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson In Ghana by joaoche(f): 12:05pm On Aug 22, 2012
Wow, the King Of Pop!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Mercy Johnson And Ay Comedian In Hot Romance by joaoche(f): 10:01pm On Aug 21, 2012
blink182: Even at that, she is hotter than you. tongue
clap for yourself
Celebrities / Re: Rick Ross In Obalende Market by joaoche(f): 10:42am On Aug 21, 2012
NovusHomo:

And, who are you? Oh, another cockroach coming out of the cupboard. Why does Nigeria seem to have so many of these illiterates? Guess its a sign of the times. Can you read? I never said I 'left around 1985...to make a better life in the USA'. It is typical of your ill-bred, poorly educated generation of Nigerians to jump to conclusions when you should be asking questions. You seem to need some education here, so I will help...

Left Nigeria in 1985 after a Master's degree from the University of Ife. Obtained a Doctorate degree in France. After that, and because Abacha had come to power, relocated to the USA. I guess you are still putting your papers together to apply for a visa to enter the US. Show some respect and I just might be able to help.

By the way, your leaders are so passionate about Nigeria that they don't seem to stay there...London, NYC, Washington, DC; Paris, Rhiyyad, Jeddah, Jerusalem, Dubai ...they even go for medical treatment in India. Instead of asking them questions, your generation is passionate about Rick Ross. Na wah o!


wow, as of 1985 you already finished your masters meaning you are not less than 45years old right now, and you write up something like these??


It just goes to show that the saying of "A FOO *************** AT F* IS A FOO ******** FOREVER" is indeed True.

NO OFFENCE

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Mercy Johnson And Ay Comedian In Hot Romance by joaoche(f): 3:47am On Aug 21, 2012
She defnitely got beautiful facially

but dont know what to say about her booobbies and shape man!!

Too much of everything
Celebrities / Re: Rick Ross In Obalende Market by joaoche(f): 3:37am On Aug 21, 2012
NovusHomo:

'Set the record'?, 'tell how it is'? If only you knew. Yes, Nigeria is fvcked up. You are the first indication of that.

This will be my last reaction.
yah better be yah last reactiion, cos you really contradicting yourself


you are so passionate about nigeria, yet you left around 1985' according to you to make a better life in the USA

dude just go back to Mcdonalds and relax

it seems you've forgotten about the SH!!!T going on in 9ja!!!
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Comedian AY Birthday Party With Uti, Don Jazzy And Karen by joaoche(f): 9:15pm On Aug 20, 2012
Looks more like Karen's birthday

why is she everywhere really?‎؟
Celebrities / Re: Rick Ross In Obalende Market by joaoche(f): 8:37pm On Aug 20, 2012
$tunna:


hmmm, invite him to the real naija - ur mansion in VI or Lekki phase1!!!?? that will save ur shame at naija being shown to the world, abi?

but dont worry, the world is not impressed with your VI Mansion anyways - they know about it but dont care, really! countries are judged by how the average person lives their daily lives, ya get?
WORD!!!!!
I keep saying that, just because maitama or asokoro is fine!!! dont mean shit!!!! A country where only less that 5% enjoy basic amendities is a failed country!!! The average nigerian lives below poverty range. PERIOD!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Rick Ross In Obalende Market by joaoche(f): 6:56pm On Aug 20, 2012
Na so we see am......... All the oil and people still suffering.
Oil gang indeed!!!

Front page fast

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Celebrities / Re: Chimebuka Nnaji, Genevieve's Daughter, In Pictures by joaoche(f): 12:05pm On Aug 16, 2012
enemachris: Instead of discusin what will help you guyz,your here arguing about another people pics who don't even care or bother about ur existence undecided
stop being so uptight and loosing up.....
Politics / Re: Should Nigeria Outlaw The Use Of Pan/Metal Rooftops? by joaoche(f): 4:04am On Aug 16, 2012
[size=14pt] poster pleass how many houses have you built?[/size]
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji And Joseph Benjamin Set For UK Première Of Tango With Me by joaoche(f): 2:23pm On Aug 11, 2012
Good, cant wait to watch it
Family / Re: Marrying Someone You Are Not Crazy About.- Should I Marry Him? by joaoche(f): 1:48pm On Aug 11, 2012
acidtalk: From the little responses I have read I will like to conclude that 99% of the posters just tolled the "follow follow" line and as such went against the poster without readily understanding her.

I AM A MAN and will like to agree with the poster and disagree with her on some other aspect.

AGREE : even if the poster works or even prints money, there is absolutely nothing wrong in her man giving her a few bucks to visit the salan, get a manicure or even recharge her phone.

For crying out loud, we are talking of a "wife to be" here and not some chewing gum girl friend or a fling. 3years is way too damn long not to get a little treat from your friend (same or opposite sex) not to talk of a fiance.

Do most of us even reason one bit before commenting?

If the poster is saying the whole truth, I feel this man in question is just attaching himself 'cus he wants it to be in record he dating and possibly married a "big babe". My question to the poster is,

* Does he take you out for lunch, dinner, or event shows from time to time?

* Has he ever asked you for financial support either to dash or borrow him?

* Do you give him gift or treat which he readily accepts them and doesn't reciprocate?

Answering the above will give me a clearer picture of what kind of relationship you have.


DISAGREE : don't dream of dating not to talk of marriage because from your writeup, you are with him because of peer pressure and don't have an iota of love or attraction for him. If you do, you will only end up being more miserable than you ever expected.

A man can always find it easy to seperate or divorce you and get someone standby in no time he will marry. As for a lady every man will be too cautious to settle down with a divorcee as they will assume she was the cause of the breakup and will thread softly.

My little advice, it better late than never.....wait for someone you feel more comfortable with to come your way.
you are the only sane person here.........

Most of the replies on the post are so dumb,,,,,,,,,,
@chaircover and sisikill, you guys should atleast read and understand before giving st-upid answers

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Politics / Re: Our Olympic Performance, A Reflection Of The Nigerian Nation by joaoche(f): 6:54pm On Aug 06, 2012
It all boils down to carelessness


Nigerians never take perfectionism serious, they are always satisfied with Mediocracy,



Manage Manage Manage
Travel / Re: Black American Wants To Move To Nigeria - Need Advice! by joaoche(f): 7:38pm On Jul 30, 2012
shocked welcome eo naija, but dude your writing grammer is totally naija; so you should have no problem blending in!!!!
Travel / Re: Share Your Testimony Here. by joaoche(f): 11:24am On Jul 30, 2012
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Career / Re: In progress by joaoche(f): 11:14pm On Jul 28, 2012
@ agiboma yah long process
but since you gratuated from canada and have a licence from canada u will only have to spend 3 months in the hospital for clinical adaptation,,, im sure by now you done all that, good luck to us
Romance / Re: Anyone Finding It Hard To Conect With Nigerian Girls In Nigeria? by joaoche(f): 11:05pm On Jul 28, 2012
Watch this, a friend got about 70thousand naira from her bf luckily!!

What did she do? She used all to buy a black berry phone... Then came to me to give her transport back home


that gets me irritated!!!! You got no money to eat but you gona wanna have the latest gaget in town
Culture / Re: 3rd Generation Nigerians Abroad by joaoche(f): 10:54pm On Jul 28, 2012
Supported, they are proud to represent nigeria.......... And they are nigerians, whats all the fuse about
Romance / Re: Anyone Finding It Hard To Conect With Nigerian Girls In Nigeria? by joaoche(f): 6:47am On Jul 28, 2012
Princek12: @ OP: become materialistic. you will have a lot in common with them.
suprisingly True!
Religion / Re: Is Nigeria Morally Better Than U.S? by joaoche(f): 10:18am On Jun 11, 2012
Nigerians are good at hiding their dirt Simple!!! Worse attrocities happen in Nigeria daily, its not reported on the news!


Atleast Americans are open enough to show it to the world!!!
Family / Re: Are American Heartless? A Toubled Mind Ask by joaoche(f): 6:13am On Nov 11, 2011
Sorry for ur pain poster, but,

Your step brother felt negleted for 27years, he never heard from ur mum. He was emotionally hurt longing for his mum's love.

The last thing he needed is for you guys to ask him for HELP.

Yeah i know life is hard. BUT WHAT HE WANTED WAS FOR THE VOID IN His HEART TO BE FILLED FIRST. YOUR MUM WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP HIM NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND!!
Travel / Re: For Nigeria-canadian Living In Ottawa by joaoche(f): 6:53am On Nov 04, 2011
Nigerians and the phobia of each other.


At poster why dont you exchange emails with nprime, then get each others number and hang out. It helps with the boredom you know.
Career / Re: In progress by joaoche(f): 4:57am On Nov 03, 2011
agiboma:

i got my nursing degree in Canada can someone tell me where to get the nigerian nursing license, i am opening a clinic in PH.

Thanks for your help


I am processing my license now

when i got back home to Nigeria

I got a form from the nursing council in abuja, which i had to send to my school for stamping and verification

And my school had to send the verification form and my transcript directly to the nursing council in lagos

After all that was done and the Nursing council got my verification and transcript from my school

they sent a letter to me referring me to one of the nursing schools in Nigeria where they said i had to spend one year, before which they can give me the licence

if you have any question
let me know
Politics / Re: The Most Backward State In Nigeria? by joaoche(f): 3:32pm On Oct 30, 2011
grin
Travel / I Would Love To Visit Haiti And The Bahamas From Nigeria by joaoche(f): 5:12pm On Oct 29, 2011
Well my bf and I. How do we go about it? Is there any embassy /consular in Nigeria? I just need a detailed answer. Thanks. And what Flights in Nigeria do i Use.

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