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Christianity Etc › Re: Man Pays His Tithe On The Streets Of Benin (Photos) by joceey(m): 5:55pm On Jan 03, 2018
Baawaa:
This is not tithe but sacrifice his herbalist asked him to perform grin grin grin grin grin
That's true this is no tithe but sacrifice...the blind in the first ..the one without hand..the mad man...the one with one leg....the cripple on the wheel chair...the complete body one na sacrificial stuff..you guy better know smiley
Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari Yet To Regain His Speech, As Doctors Discover Additional Injuries. by joceey(m): 6:43pm On Dec 31, 2017
What am seeing here if this boy come back to life it's take deeper divine intervention.....What am seeing is not good at all..let us pray no matter what
Romance › Re: No Mata How Rich You Are Nina Go Humble You by joceey(m): 3:40pm On Dec 25, 2017
Na Nina Abi Naija? Who humble the guy grin
Romance › Re: Help: Me And My Girlfriend Broke Up, Claimed She Is From Marine Kingdom by joceey(m): 6:52pm On Dec 12, 2017
tayooluwole:
bros pls how can I contact you privately, this is my mail, ogunyemitayooluwole@gmail.com pls message me I will appreciate....
Sent you an email check your box
Romance › Re: Help: Me And My Girlfriend Broke Up, Claimed She Is From Marine Kingdom by joceey(m): 4:32pm On Dec 12, 2017
tayooluwole:
Good day everyone, I am far from happiness as I am writing this. I have been dating my girlfriend for 8 months now. We love each other. In fact, she can not conveniently pass a day without seeing me around. Likewise me, I love her die. She has been a kind of girl I have been praying for before I met her.

Along the line of our relationship, I discovered an incision in form of cross on her body and since that moment, I was not comfortable with her and keep pestering her where she got the incision. After long persuasion, she revealed to me that her father took her to the pastor that inscribed the incision on her on the ground that she is from marine kingdom and that if something is not done she may be called back into the kingdom at any point in time. I was startled cos I have never encountered such a girl in real life before except on a movie scene. Well, since she told me the story happened long time ago then I had to wave it aside to continue our love. All along, she used to boast that whatever she says must surely come past, whether curse or prayer. I don't take her serious because I am not a spiritual type and most things she says always look like play play to me.

Behold, there was a day I was with her and her phone rang, it was her father that was calling. She picked the call. She was using one Nokia phone and I was able to hear their conversation. She was telling her father on phone that all those people are still appearing to her , that they have not gone back yet, her father replied, didn't you use what I gave you to use ? she replied that I used them but they are not working jere. Immediately she dropped the call, I asked her what is happening, at first, she was reluctant but later told me that she always dream of the marine kingdom whenever she sleep. I said OK oooooo. She told me that her father told her to travel come back home so that they can try other means. I told her OK no p.

Behold, she went home and came back like 4 days after. I paid her a visit and immediately she saw me, she was crying repeatedly, over and over, I kept asking her what was the matter and the outcome of where she went to. She told me they said me and her can not marry because of the kind of spiritual something they did for her... That it is dangerous if she dare to marry me, that she has to look for another guy. I asked why would they say such, she told me that it was the requirement of the spiritual something they did for her. She was devastated and kept crying all the day long. She cried for 3 consecutive days. Me too was not happy cos I love this girl.

As it is known that one can be crazy at the instance of love, I did not take the whole saga serious, still hoping that all na wash that we can still marry. But I began to take it serious when her mother called her in my presence and her mother was like, have you told your boyfriend that you people can not marry, pls tell him on time because I don't want to lose you my beautiful daughter... tell him to find his way on time.

Just like 5 days ago, the girl called me that we should give ourselves distance, so that the memory of our relationship can dissapear... Since that time I have been down and unhappy, I have been taken drugs and alcohol so as to withstand the shock....

Truth be told, the girl tried to rescue the relationship, cos she went to one other pastor for advice on what she could do to make sure she marry me, but based on the fact that her mother keep disturbing her every moment to dissociate with me, she concluded she had no choice cos she doesn't want to prove adamant to her mother.

Pls my people, what advise do you have for me ?
She is not yet truly delivered from the marine spirit her next relationship will be flop even the next one and the next one until she is delivered full...I can instruct you both what to do if she is ready inbox me
Christianity Etc › Re: God's Favorite Biblical Character by joceey(m): 1:42pm On Dec 10, 2017
The greatest favourite so far to me is Prophet Moses of old since GOD choose to reveal HIMSELF to him and said no man that's sees my nature ever live to see the next second, minute, hours or day grin
Crime › Re: PPRO Of Kwara State Police Command Extorted $2000 & ₦115,000 Forcefully. by joceey(m): 4:33pm On Dec 04, 2017
Why just voicing out now.....see yourself
Romance › Re: My Step-mom Has Tied My Destiny, How Can I Kill Her? by joceey(m): 3:27pm On Dec 04, 2017
Hmm You re not fighting a natural situation or battle for we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against principality and power of wickedness in high places can you fast and pray? I will give you four psalms and how to use it you don't need to mention anybody names during the prayers just say enemies or attackers of your destiny and life....the rest will be history and victory..let me know when you are ready
Romance › Re: I met a dead man physically by joceey(m): 1:20pm On Nov 30, 2017
MikkyDaniel:
Pls guys I really need your advice. I will never put my number before some foolish people say am trying to do 419.

I will never put the games here before they say am promoting gambling.

But guys see what happen.

I met a dead man physically. I don't know he was dead. I know this man in reality but it's seen 2003 I saw my aunty.
I saw this man in a bus. So I greeted him. He told me he was traveling and I should tell his wife to play this seven draws next week. As weekend draws. I should tell his wife to sell his car and play it.

I was like oga this thing is gambling o. This man refused said his wife should sell it and play it in white paper not pool.
I was like oga why not give her yourself. He said he's traveling now and her phone is spoilt.

Brethren I went told the wife Stella the story this happened on Monday 2 o clock.

I told her the whole tenant gathered. And this man gave me a stern warning not to share the game.

Brethren his wife is thinking if to play it or not.

Because gambling is a sin.

And if u open my profile u will see my previous thread how I won 66 thousand in bet9ja the next day I played 40 thousand on one sure draw. Yet it cut. I shared the money in the office. I won 66 k went back empty hand. since then I went to God's alter and swear any day I gamble let me die.

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The whole tenants were surprised telling me this man died February this year.

Guys advice thank u.



I know I saw Ben.

Don't ask me for it. Before some people call me 419. Don't ask for my number.

Advice. This woman and me.
God punish me if am lying
I don't doubt your words things happen in this world we are but come to think of it he gave you a game to give to his wife and ask her to sell the car to play it..from my point of view don't you think it's a life time opportunity you have at hand here. You better play the game too and become a millionaire and stop working under some one has an errant boy for peanut such opportunity comes once in a life time please think deeply
Agriculture › Re: Nigeria To Send Back Illegally Imported Genetically Modified Maize by joceey(m): 11:05am On Nov 15, 2017
Really tongue
Career › Re: Office Politics: What Can I Do To A Greedy Company Driver by joceey(m): 8:13am On Nov 05, 2017
The best way to catch a dishonest worker is to bring him closer...after discovering is antics and tricks with evidence then cut of his wings and bring him down.Takenote Pls if you bring another mechanics he will condemn his work since I was once a mechanic
Romance › Re: My Ex Girlfriend Is A Threat by joceey(m): 10:34am On Oct 23, 2017
I can see sincerity in you.....Dont be scared if you and the Sharon girl have made up your mind to get married.....then it's settle as long as you are not at fault which i can feel it within my spirit.He that has a clean hands and a pure heart with that you are victorious just pm I will give three psalms to use for your self defense the rest is history
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Sports › Re: Smiles by joceey(op): 9:17am On Oct 18, 2017
joceey:
Firstly 4-5 daily odds we are going to be rolling that for 11days starting from today then our normal games.......Be with you shortly thank you
mancheeutd
Sports › Re: Smiles by joceey(op): 9:16am On Oct 18, 2017
Firstly 4-5 daily odds we are going to be rolling that for 11days starting from today then our normal games.......Be with you shortly thank you
Sports › Re: Smiles by joceey(op): 9:50pm On Oct 17, 2017
Hmm one game stopped us from cashing our money.Pls my people tomorrow is another interesting day,may God be with us and guide us Amen
Sports › Re: Smiles by joceey(op): 2:17pm On Oct 17, 2017
mancheeutd:
Thanks bro am a learner can you help me edit this game b4 . THANKS
5PVP8BR
Sports › Smiles by joceey(op):
Smiles
Sports › Re: 3 ODDS by joceey(m): 10:39am On Oct 17, 2017
Do you still need the 3odds?
Romance › Re: I Want To Talk To Someone. Relationship Wise. by joceey(m): 9:47am On Oct 16, 2017
What do you love to talk about?
Romance › Re: Help Me I'm In Love With Him!!! by joceey(m): 7:49am On Oct 14, 2017
BigSarah:
What if he does nothing after me admitting who I'm?
HE WILL JUST BE PATIENT
Romance › Re: Help Me I'm In Love With Him!!! by joceey(m): 9:35pm On Oct 13, 2017
Such is life it's a win or lose thing just reveal your identity to him and wait to see his next approach or moves after then Follow this instructions 1:If he calls you don't be too excited after then 2:wait like 1 week before answering his calls or replying his text 3: just be observant to know his intention after then good luck
Business › Re: What Business Can I Do With 1.5million..... Please Advice Me by joceey(m): 7:25am On Oct 10, 2017
Go into foodstuffs
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy: "I Dislike Pastors And Preachers, I Might Beat One Of Them Up" by joceey(m): 8:59pm On Oct 09, 2017
Muckross1122:
The "Soke" crooner "Burnaboy" has taken to his twitter page to expresses his dislike for pastors and preachers, considers knocking one of them out soon.

Check It On His Twitter Page Below:
https://twitter.com/burnaboy/status/917309682942922752

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2017/10/i-dislike-pastors-and-preachers-i-might.html
Make GOD allow go beat all this white garment prophet na 7days you get to live
Romance › Re: My Neighbor Scammed Me! by joceey(m): 2:18pm On Oct 06, 2017
Oyindidi:
My neighbor knocked at my door on Saturday evening. I answered the door thinking he wanted to collect matches or some minor thing as we all mind our business.

His wife is sick and I'm aware of it. I visited on Saturday morning to see how she's doing and even gave them honey.

He came and started telling me history and that he want to take her to the clinic bla bla and that he need some money.... I felt pity for him and instantly transferred some money to his account, I thought it was urgent. I even advised he take her to the clinic cos it was serious. To my greatest surprise he didn't do that. Yesterday morning he told me, he is taking her to a Church that it's spiritual. As I'm typing this, they are still at home and it done on me that he's a cooperate begger that's always wait for alert. I feel very bad cos I gave him more than the amount he asked for. My neighbor succeeded in scamming me but I've vowed never to give him a dime again.
I just dey vex cry
No need to Vex do you want to get your money back from him?
Answer me
Romance › A Letter To All Girls And Ladies by joceey(op): 5:59pm On Oct 03, 2017
Dear GirlZ,
Listen here ladies do you know why you ve been heartbroken so many times?
The reason is just you don't love the person you roll with.... You probably like the things he wear or what he buys for you and start claiming you are inlove...
My sister true love isn't sweet it's never a bed of roses, it's actually a thorn in the flesh ... Many girls starts to like how a guy dress and fall for them thereafter they are already inlove with them
My sister you are dating material things not love .. The person that loves you truly is that image you can never accept to be in your life coz you see yourself as a precious queen...
I don't like short guys but the truth is tall guys will only be there to break your hearts ...
You snub a guy that loves you for a guy you like that doesn't love you
Stop fooling yourself going into relationship coz of material things then later on you say he broke my heart... You also ate his money
No rich man on earth will like to marry a girl who didn't know what's suffering...
If a rich guy takes you out today he's just having fun he can never end up with you don't be deceived...
Build your own empire don't be greedy the man that will truly love you has nothing that's the bitter truth...
If you don't know when a man was suffering he doesn't know you either else he will use you for the rest of his life, in that relationship or marriage you won't have a say...
When his siblings are talking you must keep quiet coz you are nobody ...
Go for what you want in a man not things you like you will end up wasting time alone ..
The man you knew his suffering days will be the only one to give you the respect not an already made man....
Date for purpose not to follow trends.
Christianity Etc › Re: Help!! I Have A Spirit/Marine Wife. I Need Deliverance by joceey(m): 2:27pm On Oct 01, 2017
Do you want me to help youhuh I Can guide you how to be free from it...just reply me.

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