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CAPdan21:
Keep my striker's name out of your fvcking mouth...

Is your striker name also 2%?

Amigoss:
How is Nunez a flop?

Nunez is not really a flop in the sense. Na just say for the quartet mentioned, naim least pass in terms of performance

Shegzdave:
Who be the battery percentage

The 2% battery wey remain wey I deh see there

Gucciboy:
Ok

The only flop I see there is Nunez and battery percentage

Ijustwantto:
Arsenal fans and praying for other clubs downfall be like🤝
But na normal tin in football sha. Gbassnal own just too much 😁

Lol.. our own too much ke?😒😒

mostob:
I doubt he will stay injury free at Chelsea. Lavia, Fofana, James, Nkunku are hospital merchants already. Neto himself who is now injury prone will now stay injury free?

I pray ooo

Fingers crossed

mostob:


You get. They're always perfect in training.

I swear..
Sometimes dem go deh confuse coach and players.

Imagine Ode calling Zinny Messi.

That's how the other day Cucu was Saying Jorgi was the smartest and highest Iq player in Chelsea squad. But tell Chelsea fans that one and Dem go slap you

RevFrEbuka:
Na this Tinubu government baptise and transform me oo

Ewwehh!!

mostob:
Pedro Neto to Chelsea ke?

Who cut soap for Boehly? He should keep signing 18-year olds abeg.

Pedro Neto is someone I would really like to have at Arsenal. He has that potential to really push Saka. A good x-factor and one-man attacker. However, he has one issue - injury.

Na that injury be the main issue he wasn't out of wolves before now.

The only fear na if he now somehow stays injury free while at Chelsea, omorr I go vex oo

mostob:
Ode was asked to describe his teammates.

Zinchenko - Messi

Jorginho - Master

Havertz - Goal

Those three were shocking.

Lol... I believe most of these players are very perfect in training for them to get these attributes even though most might not bring it to the live stadium

I once saw an interview of Jorgi when describing Havertz (not when they were in Chelsea oo) and he was saying the most deceptive player is Havertz. That you'll think he's not strong but you can't bully him off the ball or you'd be surprised when with his lanky frame he'll just bully you off the ball. You'd think he's not fast but you'll be surprised by his speed. You'd think he's not creative but he gives passes they in training are surprised at.

Omorr, I was just watching the small clip and I was just thinking in my head "when him dey do all these things"??

toluxe0075:
He is the only player I’ve seen new words being generated to mask his poor performances. If he is not interpreting spaces today, he is controlling it. If he is not shadow attacking, he is sucking defenders in (like I’m supposed to do that). And when he misses chances upon chances (like his partner in crime G.Jesus) he gets excused for not being a striker and that he covers up for that by interpreting space. 😂

He will turn up in one or two matches or maybe score a goal when we are already two goals up, then his people won’t let us rest. He is one lucky player because many players don’t get that kind of luxury.

Arteta is doing this and that only to plays Havertz in all matches when he has no business playing, especially in that midfield. What’s the point.

Anyways, I just hope our wingers will keep turning up to cover up for him or perhaps, he turns up for at least 60% of the season.

Even though I'll acknowledge that he really turned up for us when he played Cf, — which I believe it's the only position he can effectively play— I find it funny when new terms are always invented because of him.

I've always believed he just have this kinda grace cos normally, I never see the hype that makes coach (esp Arteta) wants to kill themselves because of him. Like he's the kind of player that they prefer to play him in another position if he's underwhelming instead of outright benching that most players suffer from.

Omorr...
Every day Chelsea fans dey hear "here we go"

Every freaking day

RevFrEbuka:
👍👍👍

Wait, you're Ebuka.cute.

When you leave Sege turn Reverend father?

And you're doubling as a Madrid fan? When?

RevFrEbuka:
Lol...how? I have been here since 2017.. I started from this Chelsea thread. With my other account 😁😁

Ohhh...
You're a Chelsea and Madrid fan?

Skimpledawg:
I need to load up well so I can Pray for this club.

E dey like heavy curse dey follow Chelsea.

Shegzdave:

Man is using quantum physics to describe Harvertz role.. spy no go kee person
Quantum physics kwanu
That’s why I left that part for you

Spy na comedian.

E reach Havertz own, spy say na dark matter, grey area, remote control and kini kan kini kan

drisham:
I and unlimi.ted22 😂

Tuale to both of una

RevFrEbuka:
Yours faithfully

Lol...
You na still new member na

Shegzdave:
Trossard being our best finisher shouldn’t be a debate at all. This is how I rate the boys:

Trossard- best finisher
Saka- highest IQ
Ordegarrd- most accurate shot
Nelli- Speedster
Jesus- great link-up player
Harvertz- Spy can help us

Ijustwantto:
Even if na 24 hours, barca fans always maintaining their steeze and composure 😁😎

Lol..
We go see sha

Ijustwantto:
I don't like violence. I only lash Ronaldo fans are gbadristas. That's all

You never even reach 6 months

Ijustwantto:
Noted
Your hardwork deserves a reward

And we go get am

mostob:
If Dem no gree, we go add £1.
30,000,001 plus Nketiah.

iamoyindamola:
Nwaneri

Skelly is naturally a midfielder don’t know he’s using him as left back

I believe once midfield or attack is choked, most times it's lb or winger that Arteta normally shuttles players to.

Let MLS play the Lb like saka and if he overperforms, then he can demand for a place in midfield especially dm just as how saka did.

And looking at it, our Dm position is possibly free when he'll be ready. (Partey, Jorginho will be gone by then while Merino, if he comes, will be possibly at his 30s)

Leyqute:
I 👋🏾

Clap for yourself.

No just lemme bring ya receipts oo

Ijustwantto:
Me

Lmaoo...
You still new, or at least, this moniker still new.

Just give it time

Ijustwantto:
E choke. Baba con dey bring different strategy, when pep no gree for am

Lol...
Baba Pep must gree by force be that.
If na all these strategy go deh needed, then no yawa

BlueRayDick:
On today's episode of "Things that never happened"

Tbh, I won't doubt that when it comes to Arteta.

Right from when baba turn training ground to anfield just because we wan play Liverpool away, I knew that guy fit do anything.

iamoyindamola:
I have seen Nathan's ability since to be sure he should replace ESR
But Lewis skelly is the real deal for me, he's playing with confidence
Arteta keep playing this lad as a lb and he still show no sign that's not his position is good
Imagine building this boy to the way of partey or rice and even jourghino
Talking of jourghino the way he went out yesterday look like someone frustrated or injured

Who's Nathan??

Lewis Skelly being molded in midfield as a DM go make sense. The guy body shape to secure ball is second to none

mostob:
Make we give 30m plus Nketiah to Newcastle and carry Isak abeg. He is my type of striker. A good outlet as well as a physical presence up top.

Imagine Odegaard, Isak and Merino linking up at Arsenal again.

If na you be Newcastle, you go accept??

This one wey bluemann don finally throw vayulence, abeg who for this board still deh clean in terms of vayulence??

Thazard:

Like Bleumann said, una need appoint new pastor oo. Imagine in the midst of all these Chelsea Crises, pastor Skimple still deh chop Peppersoup