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Religion / Re: Muslim Youths Destroy Catholic Church In Baki Iku, Near Abuja by JoeCutie(m): 5:23pm On Jul 18, 2016
Kosy79:
The most annoying thing there is, these attacks are usually during d day, so where are the policemen, armies, sars, e.t.c? But to shoot sporadically at protesters JTF won't waste time they will even get d info in dreams, or to collect #50 from drivers u guys will rush and no charges are upon these evil blood sucking demons. Is this d way u guys are islamizing Nigeria?. Our government, our president, our governors, our JTF e.t.c I play thiss ong for u *DIALO by Wyclef* and also our government i want to remind u all that nobody, i said nobody is permanent in this world we are all gonna die, but u may have plenty securities and all that when death want to eat u not even ur money will stop it. Keep on paying deaf ears to poor citizens cos they are not ur blood or family members. In Nnamdi Kanu's voice NIGERIA IS A ZOO.
Kosisochukwu, nwayoo. grin grin grin

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 5:15pm On Jul 18, 2016
demiladegold!

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 5:14pm On Jul 18, 2016
SweetieConstie:





Okay, I don't wanna opt out anymore! Sorry... grin I don't even know why I wanted to opt out... And you saying that you expected me to opt out, I was surprised and confused at the same time... gringrin



Okay, I initially chose truth...
That's my girl! grin

Okay, what are the things you like in/about guys? The things that attract you to a guy? Give a detailed enumeration.

Modified: What is wrong with you! You even went as far as unfollowing me? The fvck!
. angry undecided

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 3:19pm On Jul 18, 2016
SweetieConstie:
@JoeCutie, please can I opt out of the game if I don't wanna play anymore?
Why?

I wouldn't say I'm surprised you wanna opt out, I was expecting it, but I was really hoping you prove me wrong, and you've proven me right.

It's okay, you're free to opt out
.

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 3:16pm On Jul 18, 2016
Rukkydelta:

lol
So what's the diagnosed illness ?
Impecuniosity. embarassed cheesy

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 11:22am On Jul 18, 2016
Rukkydelta:

lol

microbiology
A de facto Medical Doctor! That's sweet. wink

I'm sick. Could you prescribe medication for me
? cheesy

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 11:18am On Jul 18, 2016
SweetieConstie:




Lmao! grin



Fine! I dare you to upload the picture of the female Nairalander you would love to kiss tongue for just ermm... 36 hours! grin It's not necessary to indicate it on your personal text... smileysmileybut you can indicate it if you choose to!
Done! tongue tongue tongue

Truth or dare?
grin

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 9:47am On Jul 18, 2016
SweetieConstie:





grin Good morning...


Alright, I'm sorry for not sticking to the rules of the game... I had a reason for putting it down by 12:00am and I never knew it was gonna upset you... Biko eweliwe...



Ah! Comprehensive description! undecided Okay then... grin Uhm... When it's summer and the weather is hot at night, I sleep without panties, shorts, tank-top or nightie.. I sleep completely nude to enable the sweat evaporate from my skin so I could feel cool and sleep well afterwards...




Your turn... Truth or dare? tonguecheesy
Girls and unclothedness at night... lipsrsealed
Chai! I can imagine how you and your kini would be feeling whenever the gentle breeze is flowing in. wink grin


Okay... Dare!
lipsrsealed

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 8:12am On Jul 18, 2016
Rukkydelta:

No

Delsu
Oh...Delsu? Where they use to quarrel all the time. tongue

What course
? wink

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 7:37am On Jul 18, 2016
Rukkydelta:

Lol
Answer my question or I go vex o

We are currently writing our exam
Oya no vex. cheesy

I just guessed? Are you a Uniben student
?

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 7:26am On Jul 18, 2016
Rukkydelta:

How do you know I'm a student ? :-/
Dem no dey play with you? embarassed

Oya sorry
. undecided

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 7:17am On Jul 18, 2016
Rukkydelta!!!

What are you doing here this early Monday morning. You no dey go school
? embarassed grin

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 7:13am On Jul 18, 2016
SweetieConstie:




Lol... Very cool... smiley Not too long! grin


Okay.. Truth!
How do you sleep at night when the weather is hot? Give a comprehensive description! tongue grin

Meanwhile, I'm vexing for you! You breached the terms of agreement of this game. You were asked to put up that picture for 24hrs!, not 12. It should be till this afternoon but you've long taken it down. For that reason, you're to put it back and leave it there for 48hrs, that's 2 days. Next time, you stick to the rules.

Good morning, sweets
. kiss

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 10:00pm On Jul 17, 2016
SweetieConstie:




Lol... You're welcome! grin



Hahaha... Aiit then! cheesy What are the qualities that attract you to a woman? Outline distinctly the attributes or traits that you find appealing in a woman that make you fall in love with her!
This question tough gan. Are you vexing ni?


Okay, lemme try...
First and foremost, seeing a woman so intelligent and smart gets me hörny. I love them very smart. Someone that could without fear or favour, win me in arguments.

Secondly, I like women who are well cultured, well mannered and with some degree of self-respect. Someone that would respect me and never embarrass me (in public). Meanwhile, she should be confident enough to call me back whenever I'm straying. Suffice it, I love women who are low on the drama side. Too much drama? Non sequitur!

Openness of heart: I love people who are free. Very free. Free to talk with me, play with me, argue and make her views known. You don't know how to cook, or you are sexually boring? But you're open to learning? Cool. But when you're dull in things that excite me and you're indifferent about it? You're a goner! Talk to me and tell me the things you like too. And tell me whenever I wrong you.

Finally, she must be neat. Note the keyword: MUST. It's unnegotiable! In fact, I can't even come close to a lady who isn't neat. Ne quamquam!

I didn't forget: A woman who knows God is everything. I'd love a woman who can lead me to Christ.

Whew! That was long, right? cheesy
Your turn. Truth or dare?

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 8:17pm On Jul 17, 2016
SweetieConstie:




Lol... grin You're intelligent, that's it! grin




Okay, truth or dare?
Awww, daalu, nwanyi oma. kiss

Truth!
cheesy tongue cheesy

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 7:31pm On Jul 17, 2016
SweetieConstie:




Done!




I also dare you to upload the picture of your most favourite female Nairalander on your profile pic! grin
I'm your favourite male Nairalander? shocked That's huge! Okay...why? tongue


Nah! That's not how it's done. You'll ask me to choose between truth or dare. So ask me?
grin

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 8:42am On Jul 17, 2016
SweetieConstie:
Lol... gringrin




Truth! cheesy
I dare you to put up a picture of your favourite male Nairalander on your profile for 24hrs, and update your 'Personal message' indicating that he's your favourite male Nlander. tongue

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 8:29am On Jul 17, 2016
SweetieConstie:
Of course, I do know that..




Okay, which Nairalander would you love to kiss? grin
You dey craze! cheesy embarassed
Okay... SweetieConstie. wink kiss



Truth or dare?
grin

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 7:26am On Jul 17, 2016
SweetieConstie:




Chai! cheesy You wantu know my secret okwa ya? grin




Well, none for now!



Truth or dare? tongue
None for now? I hope you know we ain't joking here?



Truth!

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 7:07am On Jul 17, 2016
SweetieConstie:




Lol... Truth! grin
Which Nairalander are you crushing on? grin

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 11:36pm On Jul 16, 2016
SweetieConstie:



Nice handwriting!
Ehen, nwanyi oma biagodi...




Truth or dare
? cheesy

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 11:25pm On Jul 16, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
cutes G ever liveth! We following the trend o
Trend? What trend?

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Forum Games / Re: Truth Or Dare Challenge.. by JoeCutie(m): 11:01pm On Jul 16, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
if you ask me, na who I go ask?
Shut the fvck up! Are you God? undecided

So you don turn geh (f) now abi eh? lipsrsealed

Nairaland!
cheesy

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Education / Re: SUG Election At Federal Polytechnic Offa Turns Bloody, Many Students Killed by JoeCutie(m): 11:27am On Jul 16, 2016
Nigerian Youths!!!

There's no hope!
embarassed

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Education / Re: SUG Election At Federal Polytechnic Offa Turns Bloody, Many Students Killed by JoeCutie(m): 11:26am On Jul 16, 2016
Nigerian Youths!!!

There's no hope!
embarassed

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