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Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw In Killer Sunday Dress by JoeCutie(m): 4:33pm On Jul 03, 2016
Hit.


I Hit




And...




I Miss
ed. angry

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Romance / Re: constant bashing Ladies On NL by JoeCutie(m): 3:16pm On Jul 03, 2016
Bashing - whether guys to ladies or ladies to guys - is for kids who got the time. Nevertheless, if someone behaves like a kid, you could actually spare one second to reprimand them, but that's just it. And when it goes beyond that, it becomes what it is: childish.

Reprimand and or admonish a child and let it go. That's it
. cool wink

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Fashion / Re: What's Your Take On Ladies With Nose Rings? by JoeCutie(m): 3:09pm On Jul 03, 2016
chiwetel:
Lol.. its NOSE oo

oya am coming, bring ur TOOLS,promise to be gentle first.
First and foremost, I'll be gentle. Very gentle. I promise. wink cheesy

Meanwhile, why did you highlight on that 'tools'
? wink

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Fashion / Re: What's Your Take On Ladies With Nose Rings? by JoeCutie(m): 12:21pm On Jul 03, 2016
chiwetel:
I admire nose ring on girls,the small pointed one o.

I'd always wanted one,buh the pain of piercing just discourages me.Anyway,I don't think its a criteria to gauge a responsible person, that's just being shallow.Its as good as any other jewelry if worn well.

Come let me help you do the piercing, it won't pain you. In fact, you'd ask for more, and wish I'd done it earlier. grin

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Family / Re: 8 Signs A Marriage Won’t Last, According To Divorce Lawyers by JoeCutie(m): 11:45am On Jul 03, 2016
To those who put all their hopes in marriage, thinking that marriage is the ultimate source of happiness, you might wanna have a rethink. If you always want and wait for someone to come and make you happy, then you're really not living...just existing. Find what makes you happy and do it to the letter. Be happy, that's the ultimate thing you owe yourself. And for the records, marriage hasn't always brought about that happiness. Going into marriage is like admitting to yourself that "Yes, I'm now ready to compromise (everything)". If you're not ready for marriage, do not get married. Do not get married because "all my mates are married". And for what's worth, love isn't the most ideal reason to get married. I, for one, will never marry for love. Why? Love alone is not enough.

In an era where divorce is the order of the day, a couple - a very old one - are seen here doing their thing: married, living and loving. If you really wanna get married, stay married and happy, and grow old with your partner, be ready to tolerate and compromise. Imagine a divorce free generation...it begins with you (not your partner)
.

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Forum Games / Re: #TeamFynestboi - Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by JoeCutie(m): 9:38pm On Jul 02, 2016
SweetieConstie:


Lol... Good evening grin I've been fine, thanks!


Your girl has been extremely busy lately... cry
Don't overstress yourself, sweets. Don't overload your young and fragile self, please. embarassed

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 9:34pm On Jul 02, 2016
Finally, Gigi Buffon (and BBC) concedes... angry

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Forum Games / Re: #TeamFynestboi - Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by JoeCutie(m): 9:24pm On Jul 02, 2016
SweetieConstie:



You're welcome. smiley
Sweety m kiss


Where have you been nau
? angry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 8:34pm On Jul 02, 2016
youngaz:
can i join too #Blue.....#Conte.....#Italy....which one are u??grin
Yes, please? wink

Antonio Conte, the world's best coach, all the way.
#Azzurri
#Conte
#CFCFamily
. grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by JoeCutie(m): 8:25pm On Jul 02, 2016
lolawilliams:
Italy. GoGoGo
Correct babe!

Here…Join me?
::::

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Forum Games / Re: #TeamFynestboi - Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by JoeCutie(m): 7:05pm On Jul 02, 2016
Fynestboi:


Ok sir, notwithstanding you can still vote anytime you are online sir during the contest.
It's okay, bro, we'll see...

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Forum Games / Re: #TeamFynestboi - Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by JoeCutie(m): 6:54pm On Jul 02, 2016
Fynestboi:



Your boy is fine sir.


Your boy needs your support for Mr Nairaland 2016 sir.
I'm sorry, man, I won't be available.

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Forum Games / Re: #TeamFynestboi - Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by JoeCutie(m): 4:48pm On Jul 02, 2016
Fynestboi:



Hi sir. cool
How you doing, boy?

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Forum Games / Re: #TeamFynestboi - Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by JoeCutie(m): 1:00pm On Jul 02, 2016
SweetieConstie:
Shoutout to all Nairalanders! gringrin Wishing y'all a very splendid month of July! kiss



May all your heart desires be met this month and may you experience many beautiful things all through this month! smiley



CC: Makydebbie grin

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Queen Lanicky smiley

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And a host of other nairalanders...



May y'all experience unlimited favour from God and breakthrough on every side... Amen!




#Gracias!
grin

Sorry, I'm just seeing this. Thank you, dearie, and same to you. kiss

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Education / Re: Weird Animal Sex Facts by JoeCutie(m): 11:49pm On Jul 01, 2016
groundnutoil:
4. When anglerfish mates, they melt into each other and share their bodies forever. If a male finds a female, he latches on and fuses to her, losing his internal organs until they share a bloodstream
;D5. In the 1980’s, Australian beer companies had to change the design of their bottles so a species of beetle would stop trying to mate with them

Epic wonder what would happen if some people had this option grin grin
6. During the Tasmanian devil mating season, the male has to beat the female into submission if he wants to mate. If the male is too timid, the female proceeds to beat up the male
Whether or not you like it, you must open::: grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Attention Fynestboi..... by JoeCutie(m): 10:44pm On Jul 01, 2016
Smellymouth:


Walahi, the thing break my heart
cheesy

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Politics / Re: Current Epileptic Power Supply, How Is The Situation In Your Area? by JoeCutie(m): 9:28am On Jun 30, 2016
Yuneehk:

M bie gi okpo n'isi kita eh, gi mara ebe ino. Awum nwanyi Umuahia tongue. Ano'm na Lagos. I ma ya?
Umuahia? Oh...ukwu nwanyi Umuahia! tongue cheesy

Ndi Abia na-asutu ka ndi Imo. Ama m Umuahia mana oteela nnukwu aka m gara ebe ahu. Omeela ihe dika afo iri na asato.

Kedu ebe ino na Lagos
?

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Politics / Re: Current Epileptic Power Supply, How Is The Situation In Your Area? by JoeCutie(m): 7:29am On Jun 30, 2016
Yuneehk:

Amam na I ma Igbo asu k'aria m. Ewele-iwe mpa ochie cheesy .



Ehn! Before m'echefuo, I ma na ndi Ikedc wetara oku anyi from 9pm echi gara aga rute ututu ta. O ga-awu next week before anyi ahu zie oku ozor grin
Bia nwa Imo state a. Ukwu nwanyi Owerri! cheesy

Chai! Ima na ihe di n'oku anyi a bu na onwere otu ha ga-esi weta ya, egwu atuwazia gi onwe gi na-achobu oku. grin grin

Ebee k'ino sef
? tongue

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Politics / Re: Current Epileptic Power Supply, How Is The Situation In Your Area? by JoeCutie(m): 11:30pm On Jun 29, 2016
Yuneehk:

J******E lipsrsealed
Onyekwanu? Aghotakwaghi m ihe ina-ako.

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Politics / Re: Current Epileptic Power Supply, How Is The Situation In Your Area? by JoeCutie(m): 11:15pm On Jun 29, 2016
Yuneehk:

Eyeh oh. Anugo'm mpa nnukwu
Onye bu mpa nnukwu?

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Politics / Re: Ojo Maduekwe Is Dead by JoeCutie(m): 10:43pm On Jun 29, 2016
Good night, sire.

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Politics / Re: Current Epileptic Power Supply, How Is The Situation In Your Area? by JoeCutie(m): 11:35am On Jun 28, 2016
Yuneehk:

Stylishly laughing at me okwaya? I still get to see "flashings". Some of my neighbours here on NL don't get to see it
Aww, I'm sorry, ma'am. It's the country we live in. We have everything in abundance, but the management is so poor that some countries with so little are now better than us. Ndo, inugo?

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Politics / Re: Current Epileptic Power Supply, How Is The Situation In Your Area? by JoeCutie(m): 11:06am On Jun 28, 2016
Yuneehk:
Let's say 5hours weekly angry
Just 5 hours in a whole week? Eeyahhhhhhh! grin

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Politics / Re: Current Epileptic Power Supply, How Is The Situation In Your Area? by JoeCutie(m): 11:04am On Jun 28, 2016
7 hours daily. Give or take.

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Have A Boyfriend by JoeCutie(m): 10:27am On Jun 28, 2016
iamkingzlee:
Joecutie and Naijaboiy God Will not even forgive you for doing this to me
cheesy cheesy tongue

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Have A Boyfriend by JoeCutie(m): 10:26am On Jun 28, 2016
DesChyko:


angry You go transfer me the data wey I waste or undecided
tongue tongue tongue

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Have A Boyfriend by JoeCutie(m): 10:48am On Jun 27, 2016
Juliesexy:
Where the fvck are you!!! I'm going to kill you! embarassed cheesy cheesy
cheesy cheesy cheesy

*Picks race*

grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Have A Boyfriend by JoeCutie(m): 10:30am On Jun 27, 2016
At your convenience, go to Google and type 'BOSKA', then go to the images...

Thank me later! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Meanwhile, whatever you see
::::::: lipsrsealed

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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Receives Award In Washington DC. PICS by JoeCutie(m): 9:55pm On Jun 26, 2016
Sylverly:
and u forgot olajumoke
Oh my...how could I have forgotten that! Yes, bro. In fact, that comes tops.

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Travel / Re: I Want To Relocate To Lagos From Port Harcourt by JoeCutie(m): 7:13pm On Jun 26, 2016
sukkot:
grin grin Tanz for the tutorial bro. much appreciated. Ngwanu grin
grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: I Want To Relocate To Lagos From Port Harcourt by JoeCutie(m): 7:11pm On Jun 26, 2016
MzPecs:

Lol cheesy

I'm waiting for you to Gimmie order nah!
Just say GO and i'll go wink
And if I said cum? grin tongue grin

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