See in between their lapses like second Niger bridge. More-than-fuckers!

I dunno about you, but this is so not cool!

Austinei7:


u to k say na Movie b diz... well me fr Like to b Smallville or Flash,coz dat tin cash no b joke...!!!

Juliesexy:
Ndi njo? You nko? You don't fvck your own?

Juliet!!?

Juliesexy:
Joecutie come and see something!

"...and they were fucking under her Holy mother Mary frame..."

Ndi njo!

"Wrong no fellow human. But above all, wrong no child. You cannot foretell what the future has in store for him"

Just as you'd like to be respected, respect every child. Do not abuse them. And if possible, help them grow bigger and better. The blessings that go with it are immeasurable.

Letters of credence? Oyibo! Oga!!! Dey there dey receive 'letter of credence', those people wey dey give you those letters, their economy stable pass our own oh. Dey there dey receive. Na to 'receive' you sabi, no give!

If only I have Merlin's powers...

Na to just look am one kind and the thing go just do 'fiam!'...and for my house...'waaaaaaaa!'

You see their lives? So, we, the 'ordinary' citizens should continue to starve and wait till 2017 while them and their families continue to grow and blossom and their children continue to graduate from the Universities of Harvard, Manchester and the likes?

Nigeria! When again?

Yuneehk:

I knew you'd be here

These are nothing compared to that of the woman with the largest breast in the world. So if she should have maidens assist in carry those cities, that other woman would have what assisting to carry her nations?

And I knew you'd follow me here!

Those heavy duties are annoying. I won't even look at them, let alone, pressing. And some guys will still suck them? Ayama! But if it's like your own?

Ara nwanyi Asaba!

So...assuming I'm to date/marry this babe, how do I handle the GeePee Tanks?

I'd just carry one and put in the Freezer and be using the other one, in case of a time like this (economic meltdown) so I'd have what to eat again. I can't be handling the two of them at once. I wan die? Non sequitur!

This lady should have maidens that'd assist her carry those cities about. How does she even cope with these?

Impunity!


Nigeria is seriously speeding down to the dark ages. It's a pity. We'll live though, no matter what they do to us. Come rain come shine! Nigerians are built to survive...even when it seems impossible.

Anambra, the light of the nation.

I'm not proud of being a Nigerian, but I'm not only proud of being an Anambrarian, I'm grateful too.

In the spirit of Anambra...we stay together.

[quote author=Bestlily post=47742677][/quote]I'm still waiting oh.

Good morning.

SweetieConstie:
Hmmm...




JoeCutie, come and advice OP...

Op is not looking for advice, she's looking for "matured advice". Matured advice? For this Buhari government? When the economy is plunging pell-mell into the land of oblivion? That's a luxury we can't afford.

Besides, I be love Professor ni?

Naija boys and girls and this '21st century relationships'... Ah no get talk!

PhweshyJ:
Me? Interim? Ah! I'll deal with you!!!

Meanwhile, why aren't you contesting for Mr. Nairaland? Just look at your picture. You've got all it takes, dear. Cute and sexy.

You've got mail.

Na so! Na by cute and sexy? Ah no wan contest jare. When you no gree contest for Miss NL. You for win oh.

Okay, I'll check it.

Rukkydelta:

Smooth by God's grace

That's good to hear.

Yuneehk:

Kam n'oro nge a lewe gi

Jisike

You're still doing shakara for me na.

Stanleywaxy:
Interim! Lwkmd

Bestlily:
okay
am not saying....

Say na. Please na.

PhweshyJ:
Still single? Why? You don't want to have a girlfriend!

Bebe, would you be my girlfriend, even if it's on an interim basis?

Do not marry for frivolities!

The bottom line? If you cannot see beyond her big boobs, big yansh, tight punnie or his money, 6packs, big dick, etc, do not marry! In six months time, you'd be shocked beyond comprehension.

Whatever is worth doing (at all), is what doing well. If you don't see yourself being happy and growing old with him/her, do not marry. Do not marry because "all my mates are getting married". Marry for friendship. Do not marry "that sexy and hot babe" or that "sexy and rich guy"...marry your wife/husband. Good luck.

This (below) is marriage. Marriage is friendship. Friendship is for better for worse. For better for worse is...forever. Be happy.

Single!