Akuko na-emetu n'obi.

As soon as she's done taking the pictures, she's done staring at the pages of that book.

Just go on with your show-off and don't talk about books.

AlienStar:
Nobody's gonna win this. I dey tells you.

That's the point of the whole concept; so it never ends.

Fayose's dressing is always on point. Jean trousers + Polo + Snickers = Comfort. He's not one to put on their '1,500'

What makes this man so thick? Wow!

niyot124:




Lie Mohammed

Chai! The name I detest more than others.

True oh, since last year.

I hated philosophy with passion at first, but mehn...I later realized that no course opens your eyes, your heart and your mind like philosophy. It's all encompassing, and with philosophy, we can change this world entirely and make it a better place.

Philosophy is the mother of all courses.

ellacute45:
lol
They got served

Yeah...in a totally new and funny way though.

niyot124:



Guess what,it made front page

So when are you breaking up with your gf

Lies! It didn't make any front page jhur!

Meanwhile, I already broke up with my gf last year.

ellacute45:
lmao!!!!The guy at the middle though

You're enjoying the vie abi?

Na the guy for middle dey enjoy. See as he troway face dey enjoy the swing.

schumastic:


i swear i really can't wait, so many people i want to laugh at especially arsenal and man u fans

Big congrats to our own "20 year old"...

Meanwhile, somewhere in London, at the Bridge...
The beginning of a new era
#TheAntonioConteRevolution
#MichyBatshuayi
#WelcomeMichy
#CFC
#PrideOfLondon
#TheCFCFamily

Next season, can you come already?
We, the football fans and ardent lovers of the EPL are tired of waiting, sitting and having boring weekends. The anticipation and anxiety is killing, and we can't wait any longer. Come already, please?

EPL...the home of excitements!

Nigerians are funny, aswear. Every Nigerian has this innate quality of being hilarious, some do not just know it...yet.

The babe narrating the story is a comedienne. Lmao @"'Oya Bode Thomas', end of story".

If I were the guy, I'd just pull over, ask my so called babe to come down, then ask my "arindin" to come sit at the front, then I'd zoom off. Na leg she go use go complete her evil "plans". Karashika!

Ukwu VENZA kwa? All I see is Ikè nsi.

Munachi is bae!
But where are the "curves"?

Okay, I'll fast...with one condition though: that Munachi stays with me. I'll just eat her, nothing else.

She's my spec. Very moderate 'wealth' down there...just the way I love 'em.
She's doctor's prescription...
3 times in a day.

I'll break up with my girlfriend if this poo makes front page.

What am I meeting him for?

Economics!

I hated both the subject and the teacher, but it was almost mutual. The teacher once caught me plucking school Oranges, I beg taya. E remain small like this make he for report me. And had he reported me, that'd have been my end in the seminary.

At the end, I got D7 in Economics in my WASSCE.
Funny enough, Economics is one of the very best subjects there is.

Erudite Professor, suoro m oyibo...
Alaga this alaga that, obuginidi n'oyibo?
Araga gwogwo the gwogwo, biko kowaa ya n'oyibo...
Araga yaga the yaga, tugharia ya n'oyibo...

How much did they pay him in compensation?

Yuneehk:

She doesn't want to complete the story. I'm tired already

Obum, my ex-boyfriend did

Did you dislocate your brains too?

molydonhenry:
I Know, i introduced her.

Who?

Ifeoma, my ex-girlfriend.

So Condom dey blow like blomblom?

Wait, make I open my eye well...
You sure say na Condom be that?

Next Premiership campaign is gonna be so exciting and fun-filled.

With...
Antonio Conte at Chelsea,
Pep Guardiola at Man City,
José Mourinho at Man United,
Jurgen Klopp at Liverpool,
Expect so much drama and excitements.

Only at Arsenal, with Arsene Wenger still at the helm, you'd expect the same dullardization.

Premiere League…the home of excitement
#EPL.

chiwetel:
Natural like completely bare.

Am ready ooo.

Lmao! For real? Lemme see...

Okay, then...*puts her head in between my legs*
It won't pain you, okay?

chiwetel:
make up ke?as am natural like this.

OK o..haf off my earring.can I open my nose now?

How natural are you?

Yes, you can. Quickly, lemme start work.

chiwetel:
leme hurry!

oya haf come..wah next?

That's more like it. Good.

Oya off cloth!

Not what you're thinking.
Not that cloth. I mean all the makeups you ladies wear.

chiwetel:
so u remember to bring more than one


waheva!get to work already jhr

You're still not here yet. Where are you nau?

obiorathesubtle:
happy sunday, Joe..

Thanks and same to you, Obiora.

obiorathesubtle:
smellymouth nwanne!!


Oji mbe e gbu nnukwu agu!

Oji isi e weda nnukwu osisi

Oji ahu oto aga na'ala mmuo, mmuo akpo ya isiala maka nnukwu amu ya.

Gburugburu 1 of Nairaland..

Alaga!

Mmuo na onwe ya..

Dike na'egbu mmuo

Onye na edi Ibe ya.


**pours schnapp on the ground**

You will live long


***pours another shot***

Your ancestors will accept you when it's time


**pours another shot**

You children will fight your enemies


**pours another shot***

May sperm never lack in your scrotum


**pours another shot***

You shall marry a beautiful wife and her bressts shall satisfy you..


**pours another shot***

Your wife will marvel at the work of your _penis


**pours another shot***


You shall have even more money than me.. Alhaji Soft money..


I HAVE SPOKEN!!