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Romance › Re: Share Your Friend Zone Story. by JoeCutie(m): 2:58pm On Nov 26, 2015

ogorkojo:
This ur Joe na joshua or Jonathan? This one wen bible hard learn u like dis.

So...this small one wey you know, person no go hear word for you again abi?

Nairaland General › Re: Tribute To Etruth! by JoeCutie(m): 9:36pm On Nov 22, 2015

Just two days ago he was online (with us); and today, we are here but he's not. I bet he didn't see it coming.

Death is the perfect escape from all the troubles of life. It's just so unacceptable when a very young soul embarks on it.

Sleep on, brother, you shall never die again.
Good night. cry

Family › Re: Ladiea, Does This Action Hurt You Or Eat You Up? by JoeCutie(m): 12:19pm On Nov 22, 2015

cococandy:
If you say so.
Anyway I'm fine. Hope you are too

I'm beautiful. How's Canada?

Family › Re: Ladiea, Does This Action Hurt You Or Eat You Up? by JoeCutie(m): 8:18am On Nov 22, 2015

cococandy:

I think we are even in that respect. cheesy

Howdy?

Family › Re: Ladiea, Does This Action Hurt You Or Eat You Up? by JoeCutie(m): 8:03am On Nov 22, 2015

Couples should not play 'politics' with food and sex: Man refusing to eat his wife's food and or woman refusing to have sex with her husband.

I've never been married before, but I'm quite sure that there are things that should not be joked with, especially in marriages.

Don't deny me sex, I'll eat your food. For whatever differences we have, we'd reconcile in bed having begun the process on the table.

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Family › Re: Ladiea, Does This Action Hurt You Or Eat You Up? by JoeCutie(m): 7:53am On Nov 22, 2015

cococandy:
If he won't eat mine I'll eat his.
I can't reject food as it is now.

Foodie!

Romance › Re: How Will You Feel When You See Someone You Love,loving Another Person? by JoeCutie(m): 8:17am On Nov 20, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Even ur boo get a boo /in awon werey members voices/

It doesn't happen to me sha. So I can't tell u.

Lies!

Sports › Re: Solomon Dalong Praises Victorious Eaglets (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 4:31pm On Nov 13, 2015

Spidermon:
Because they are already men masquerading as kids. Age catches up with them.

I hope our new minister of sports won't end up being minister of only football like others before him. How far with National Sports festival Mr. Minister??

My brother. The thing sef taya me like tyre. See Osimhem who's claiming 16? Jesus Christ of Ekosodin! shocked

I don't wanna be harsh, but that guy in particular, is nothing less than 25. I know how old I am and if we are to be stood side by side, he'll still look a lot older than me. Well...

As for our Ministers, their things dey be like Nigeria...Confused. Corrupt. Rotten. undecided

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Sports › Re: Solomon Dalong Praises Victorious Eaglets (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 2:44pm On Nov 13, 2015*

I know I'm weird but I always pray (more like wish) that these under 17 guys never grow into super eagles 'super stars' cos that's where all the talents vanish into thin air. When they get there, they all of a sudden, see themselves as semi gods. They lose their focus, concentration and start being unnecessarily silly.

Why do they all change the moment they get to the 'top'? undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage,Wizkid & Seyi Shay Appear In Funny Pepsi 'Long Throat' Adverts(pics by JoeCutie(m): 9:27am On Nov 13, 2015

See as Wizkid be like I go die.

Politics › Re: How N25bn Is Embezzled Daily Via Buhari’s TSA – Melaye By Joshua Amaugo by JoeCutie(m): 6:57am On Nov 11, 2015*

• Flying up & down
• Posing for pictures everyday
• Taking ages to appoint ministers
• Appointing (only) Northerners in his cabinet
• Witch hunting the opposition via the so called 'independent' agencies
• Supposedly 'fighting' corruption while still dining with corruption every phucking day
• Claiming to be incorrupt while his friends, colleagues, associates and party are all corrupt
• And...striking friendship with OBJ, the most obvious 'angel' Nigeria ever had. lipsrsealed

• How was this government's campaign sponsored? Looting! Extortion! Corruption!
• I even feel for Rotimi Amechi. After looting all his state's money to sponsor Baba's campaign, all he got was a mere ministerial appointment. After all he did, his position shouldn't be anything less than the vice presidency. Or say...Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF). Sorry, Rotimi.

Baba, ife a obu 'change' ikwere anyi na nkwa? Nnukwu nsogbu dikwa n'oche ndi four. embarassed

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Romance › Re: Is There Really Any Benefit In Male Virginity? by JoeCutie(m): 11:15pm On Nov 10, 2015

Mzdivacious:
lol what

Nothing.

Politics › Re: Buhari & Ojukwu Protesting Against Obasanjo's Govt (throwback Pic) by JoeCutie(m): 9:19pm On Nov 10, 2015

MizMyColi:
I'm livin the good life eehh.
Lol!

Hehehehe, everyone around here knows I don't fight.
The best I can do is ignore.
E-fights and arguments are near worthless.

This your 'good life' sha. Show me the way na grin

Health › Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by JoeCutie(m): 9:13pm On Nov 10, 2015

missterious:
Lol. I would.

I know you would. But you know what I'd do.

Politics › Re: Buhari & Ojukwu Protesting Against Obasanjo's Govt (throwback Pic) by JoeCutie(m): 8:00pm On Nov 10, 2015

MizMyColi:
Oh!
You're well equipped then.

Carry on

Equipped okwa ya? If they catch me, I go call you. tongue

By the way, Ada, kedu ife ina eri? See your cheeks. shocked

Politics › Re: Buhari & Ojukwu Protesting Against Obasanjo's Govt (throwback Pic) by JoeCutie(m): 7:24pm On Nov 10, 2015

MizMyColi:

Which Oyibo kwanu.
You can comprehend joor.

Errrmmm, that your adage is not for Buhari and his foot soldiers o!
They will just chop off your head with Nma Ekwu

I had to go beg my dictionary to show me. grin

You'll teach me, ooh nne? wink

Na real Buhari and his foot soldiers. Very gullible fellows. Before they come for my head, I'd have chopped off their 'this thing' with mma oge. cheesy

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Health › Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by JoeCutie(m): 7:18pm On Nov 10, 2015

missterious:
Mofo

You wouldn't say that to my face.

Health › Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by JoeCutie(m): 7:14pm On Nov 10, 2015

missterious:
Mofo

You wouldn't say that to my face.

Politics › Re: Buhari & Ojukwu Protesting Against Obasanjo's Govt (throwback Pic) by JoeCutie(m): 5:01pm On Nov 10, 2015

MizMyColi:
Sometimes, I wonder how I got into politics. I used to be very indifferent about politics and politicians.

In the long run, you find that despite your good intentions and ideals, certain selfish, elitist oligarchical elements have vowed to manipulate, imupugn and derisively take us for a ride and that can be really discouraging.

I agree that people change, and switch alliance...
But between a seeming incorrupt Buhari and a seeming corrupt OBJ?
It begs a lot of question.

And who says Buhari is not corrupt? He is corrupt. And he has further showed that by surrounding himself with the most corrupt people we know in this country. "Tell me your friend (s) and I'll tell you who you are".

Ada! You want to use oyibo to castrate me abi? Nwayo biko. embarassed

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Politics › Re: Buhari & Ojukwu Protesting Against Obasanjo's Govt (throwback Pic) by JoeCutie(m): 4:30pm On Nov 10, 2015

MizMyColi:
I thought as much.

Isn't it befuddling that they (Obasanjo and Buhari) are seeming best of friends?
Talk of undiluted hypocrisy.
Now I believe those who scream that Buhari might have made compromises that are detrimental to us as a people.

Has anyone noticed that Jonathan is the only man without military ties who ever ruled this country post 1999?
Yaradua's Brother was a military man.
The military still run this country under the guise of democracy.

Every discerning mind should ruminate on that.

I vowed never to go out and cast my vote for any presidential aspirant. I dunno if this is (really) a sin? huh

What these old buffaloes are doing with Nigeria and her politics is crying to God for help. Imagine PMB and OBJ now best of friends? Who'd have thought! embarassed

Politics! It is a bargain between beggars. undecided

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Romance › Re: Is There Really Any Benefit In Male Virginity? by JoeCutie(m): 3:58pm On Nov 10, 2015

Mzdivacious:
no please.except of course we are looking from the religious perspective...trust me.even females are looked at weirdly if they disclose they are virgins

Romance › Re: See What This Girl Did To Her Boyfriend.some Girls Are Desperate. by JoeCutie(m): 12:42pm On Nov 10, 2015

helica:
Benin city

Oh...that's cool

Health › Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by JoeCutie(m): 11:53am On Nov 10, 2015

missterious:
Lmao. That's how you'll just be spoiling my reputation.

What reputation? Farting reputation? That's how you spoilt my lungs for 3 years with your 'reputation'.

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by JoeCutie(m): 11:43am On Nov 10, 2015

Fight song - Rachel Platten.

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Romance › Re: See What This Girl Did To Her Boyfriend.some Girls Are Desperate. by JoeCutie(m): 11:21am On Nov 10, 2015

helica:
yes

From what part of Edo?

Health › Re: Farts Can Fight CANCER As Well As Other Killer Diseases, Scientists Claim by JoeCutie(m): 10:52am On Nov 10, 2015

No wonder! I've never and I'll never suffer from any of these "killer" diseases. I got more than enough farts from Missterious. It was her hobby. undecided

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Romance › Re: See What This Girl Did To Her Boyfriend.some Girls Are Desperate. by JoeCutie(m): 8:14am On Nov 10, 2015

helica:
:Dyou not serous

You be Edo?

Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Sleeknick And Switup Meet For The First Time (photos) by JoeCutie(m): 12:11pm On Nov 09, 2015

Owliver:
did you guys fhurk?

cos thats the main tin

They went to an 'eatery' to 'eat' and they used 'fork' to eat the 'food'. wink

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Romance › Re: A Hot Sexy Angel Meets Pope Today In Rome with hot boobs by JoeCutie(m): 12:08pm On Nov 09, 2015

Na so she go see him? shocked

Igbudu!

All I want for my weekend... wink

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Romance › Re: A Hot Sexy Angel Meets Pope Today In Rome with hot boobs by JoeCutie(m): 12:08pm On Nov 09, 2015

Na so she go see him? shocked

Igbudu!

All I want for my weekend... wink

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