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Romance › Re: What Will You Do If She Is Your Girlfriend (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 1:03pm On Dec 02, 2015
zaragal:
one bottle of la-casera for you kiss
grin grin grin

Thanks, ma'am. But is it only la casera? No gala? embarassed
Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by JoeCutie(m): 1:01pm On Dec 02, 2015
Adanna28:
[b] Name: Adanna/Krystle/Esther

Age: 29

Are you single?: Taken

Those u like on Romance Section: I like individuals whom actually bring something productive to the table. Ops that seek or give advice in a conscientious manner.

Those u dislike on Romance section: The arrogant misogynistic boys that abuse the sh’it out of women on here, whom prob hate their own mothers. The sexist hornified efulefus posting threads for female/transgendered monikers, prob with their fingers in the Vaseline tub. The lil sh’its that never left Neverland.

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Got to give it to my nwannes Francizy, SeverusSnape and all my fam in Rap battles section.


Those you follow and wish follows you back: N/A

Why do you follow the people you follow: It vice versa,mutual follower/following dynamic. There's also some similarities between us, interests, hobbies as such.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs: Guys that compliment me as mami wata.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day: A few
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: Ignore? I dish it back till they choke on the meal.

Which Romancelander is fake: Those whom hide under a mask of deception, using other people's pics as their own, opening 1 hundred monikers to get their jollies.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: I don't do Phuck buddies anymore, learnt long ago, it wasn't for me.

Romancelander you can date: None, im not single, wouldn't be fair on my man.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): Because I love my man die.

Your favorite Romancelanders: Dukeolumde, Estharfabian, Richommie, thesonofmark, Goodheart02, Charles4075, Obiorathesubtle, Laveda, Fayvhur

Your favorite mod: Airmark

Funniest Romancelanders: Funlord, Darkenedrebel, thesonofmark, and my cheeky lovable nwanne Ssoftapples lol xo

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: My nwannes SeverusSnape & Francizy,Krone, Ibime, Guykhena, Charles4075, goodheart02, Darkenedrebel, Alexpissu, Dukeolumde.

Romancelander(s) you admire their diary: My namesake Estharfabian, Richiy, Joecutie, daxlasaint, johnnydon22, teempakguy,illaykorn

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: N/A.

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: My beloved nwannes Francizy & SeverusSnape smiley love them die! We go together like blood through the heart! Gidi gidi bu ugwu eze!

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Too many to name.

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: N/A

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: Francizy, Dukeolumde,goodheart02, SeverusSnape

NLer(S) you consider smart: SeverusSnape, Francizy, Goodheart02, Alexpissu, Krone, Ibime, Illaykorn, Fayvhur,

NL member that tries too hard: The ones I usually roll my eyes at, on the screen.


What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: N/A.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: Those whom try to disrespect me. I am not one to keep silent n let others walk all over me. I am like a bull, I take them head on!

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: N/A


Who do u consider beautiful: Richiy and Fayvhur, not only are they beautiful with the exterior attributes, they are most beautiful in the heart. Very humble, intelligent young women.


Who do u consider ugly: People whom look down on others like they are superior beings, n people whom abuse n stigmatize n hurt the helpless, mentally Ill and most vulnerable. I will always stand up for the ones whom get hurt.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Seculent a sweetheart and Richiy.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): I dunno, I could handle both roles lol.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: Multitude in the romance section, a lot don't like to wash properly.
[/b]
cool
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Looks Like Kim Kardashian?(hotos) by JoeCutie(m): 1:00pm On Dec 02, 2015
Utchgirl:
Lollz !

It seems u r talking 4rm experience.
Believe me, dear, I've no much experience in these things. grin I'm still a learner. embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Ladies Have A Problem With Being 'Friends With Benefits'? by JoeCutie(m): 7:43am On Dec 02, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
It a no no for me tho but come to think of it.

Is itnt better than all these dating stuffs without destination..


In fwb you know were you are headed,you are at liberty to select whoever you wish ,the partner have no right to your body, unlike all these dating stuffs which is masked with hypocrisy,a

a guy know he wouldnt marry you but he will be screewing you in all kinda forbidden way yet body dey sweet you say u get b.f at the end of the day he will still dump your sorry ass.
What are you saying then? It doesn't add up. "Friends With Benefits" is just a mild way of saying, 'Friends that engage in sex'. I give you what you want, you give me what I want.

So if you ain't ready for sex, you ain't ready for FWB.
Romance › Re: Am Afraid I Miqht Make Love To My Sister Soon. by JoeCutie(m): 7:22am On Dec 02, 2015
The kinda lie people cook up in an attempt to be 'heard'. Issorai.

Op, go ahead and bang your sister. After that, complete the rounds with your mother. Shitfaced mofo! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Mark Zuckerberg And Wife Welcome Daughter by JoeCutie(m): 12:22am On Dec 02, 2015
Marriage dey hungry me like this. grin
Romance › Re: See What she Did After She Broke Up With Her Boyfriend(picture) by JoeCutie(m): 12:17am On Dec 02, 2015
Yeah, so nice. She should also remove him from the ones they took on the bed and replace him with a tree too. At least, na that tree go bang her tonight. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Looks Like Kim Kardashian?(hotos) by JoeCutie(m): 12:03am On Dec 02, 2015
Utchgirl:
Are u gynacologist ?

Jus look @ hw u r mentioning d parts of female sex organs.

Mr cutehector, i doff my hat 4 u ooo.
When it comes to female sex organs, even the gynecologists are learners. Dudes are extremely sharp in these things. They learn as they explore. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 11:58pm On Dec 01, 2015
adeh39:
I'm sorry sir embarassed
I don't like what you're doing o. embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 11:44pm On Dec 01, 2015
adeh39:
Duuuuurh!

Na you suppose teach me nah embarassed
So you dey do iyanga for me now abi? Mtcheww undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 11:39pm On Dec 01, 2015
adeh39:
lipsrsealed

I'm still learning embarassed
You can teach me the little you've learned.
Romance › Re: How Often Should A Guy Change His Boxers? by JoeCutie(m): 11:01pm On Dec 01, 2015
Please, how often should I yawn, look, talk, eat and in fact, breathe a day? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 10:55pm On Dec 01, 2015
adeh39:
Lol...that's all I know ooo cheesy
Tell me something joor. wink
Romance › Re: . by JoeCutie(m): 10:51pm On Dec 01, 2015
Richiy:
JoeCutie you are an amazing person. Thank you.
Amazing person? shocked

Awww. Now I feel flattered and special all at the same time. Uwc, dear. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 10:49pm On Dec 01, 2015
adeh39:
grin grin

E no dey kill joor cheesy
Are you serious? Tell me more, please. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 10:23pm On Dec 01, 2015
adeh39:
grin grin grin

Big 'AMEN' to your prayer grin

Thanks kiss
Ade! Take am easy o. E dey sweet but e still dey kill kwa. cheesy
Romance › Re: 7 Signs She Is Only Using You For Sex by JoeCutie(m): 10:21pm On Dec 01, 2015
tellwisdom:
So, as you No yansh her, ur life don change ever since then?.. Person wey u suppose give acrobatic fccking, na em u come here dey form holy Nweje cathedral. U don buy car ever since? No be bus u still dey jump to and.fro? Abeg, go and sit down sad
Well...it's not your fault, but it's unfortunate. I forgive you for this.
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If She Is Your Girlfriend (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 10:13pm On Dec 01, 2015
RealAdewole:
phil 404
cheesy
Romance › Re: 7 Signs She Is Only Using You For Sex by JoeCutie(m): 10:46am On Dec 01, 2015
Gaidenk:
Nna i cut cap for you,you try wella. I have had similar experience just that mine I kept escaping till I moved. I lived in a flat beside theirs in the same compound,there's this day she walked in with her nighties at night,her hubby wasn't in town,and my front door was open,I was in my room with just boxers reading a book o,naso she open door,I just they look am with the white transparent nightie,b00bie wey firm die just they look me,before I sat up she pounced on me,said she wouldn't leave if I didn't at least kiss her,omo e turn like fight o,I struggled from her grip,grabbed my Jalabia run commot from my OWN HOUSE like say I be thief. That's how I became a prisoner in my own house,locking myself in. I didn't want to talk mean to her cos she was a good friend prior. Na God dey save person from all these karashikas.
Those are devils in women clothing. The devil is a liar. embarassed

You try bro. grin
Romance › Re: 7 Signs She Is Only Using You For Sex by JoeCutie(m): 10:41am On Dec 01, 2015
sage2:
Na so one hunted me for two years and still counting. To make matters worse, she is my spec. I have agreed several times only to chicken out on the d day after thinking of the dangers. My fear for doing married women is what is saving me. I won't even think twice before I nack her if she were divorced.
My brother, the repercussion is so severe. I no fit coman goan die alone jare. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 10:36am On Dec 01, 2015
Happy birthday, Adeh39. As you celebrate the anniversary of your birth today, may God give you "the person who wants to furk only you".

Well, that seems to me like your major wish, as represented with/by your profile picture. cheesy

Celebrate, and knock yourself out. wink
Romance › Re: 7 Signs She Is Only Using You For Sex by JoeCutie(m): 10:31am On Dec 01, 2015
mandonnels:
hmmmm wise guy.
fear married women.
Adultery??
(lyk someone once said and i quote" i rather kill myself dan commit suicide"wink
i rather commit fornication dan adultery....
As in ehn... No be me oh. cheesy
Romance › Re: 7 Signs She Is Only Using You For Sex by JoeCutie(m): 10:25am On Dec 01, 2015
Dinocarex:
One bottle of Origin for this man. You resisted the devil and she flee from you.
Thanks, man. E be like say you know say I need that chilled bottle right now. grin
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If She Is Your Girlfriend (photo) by JoeCutie(m): 9:46am On Dec 01, 2015
If she's my girlfriend? I'll wake up, jump out of bed. Even without brushing up, I'll rush to the nearest pharmacy. I'd ask them to please, do with me whatever they will. That must have been one hell of a nightmare! embarassed


There's no explanation for this.
* She cannot do this with her brothers/cousins.
* She cannot do this with her friends, no matter how close. Not for the camera.
* She cannot do this with her neighbours
* She cannot do with her classmates
* She can only do this with her boyfriend/husband, and dem no dey get two boyfriends/husbands in a roundtable. And again, not for the Camera.
* Okay, she can also do this with her customers. So having weighed the pros and cons, and from the above premises, I could deductively say she's a.... lipsrsealed

* Again, this is the kinda stuff you do before, during or after having a thréesome. embarassed




She cannot be my girlfriend. undecided
Phones › Re: Check This Hilarious Photo From Airtel by JoeCutie(m): 9:41am On Dec 01, 2015
Ndi ara! undecided
Romance › Re: . by JoeCutie(m): 8:08am On Dec 01, 2015
Oh, it's your birthday? Wow, what a special day indeed. You're big, bold, beautiful, crazy and intelligent. You're special. As you celebrate the anniversary of your birth today, may the Lord who has been with you all these years, continue to lead and direct your steps, and may He shower you with the riches of His glory.

Happy birthday, Richiy. My 3Ls - long lost love. cheesy
Romance › Re: Is MouthAction Demeaning? by JoeCutie(m): 10:57pm On Nov 30, 2015
Cutehector:
u need to be born again... cheesy literally cheesy
I need to be born again to eat 'protein'? I almost got the irony. grin
Romance › Re: Is MouthAction Demeaning? by JoeCutie(m): 10:48pm On Nov 30, 2015
Cutehector:
protein is good for d body brotherly cheesy
Wow. You serious? Tell me about it... grin
Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Spot A Prostitute In Your Locality by JoeCutie(m): 10:47pm On Nov 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
Bro, you are so funny cheesy


See as I dey burst laf here cheesy
Abego! No burst oh. We still need you oh. Those your Nl babes need you oh. wink grin
Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Spot A Prostitute In Your Locality by JoeCutie(m): 10:17pm On Nov 30, 2015
It's very clear! With all these '10 things/ways', nobody is free in this country again o. No matter what you do, you must default one of the '10 things' series. cheesy

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