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elantraceey:
Since when you sabi pidgin like this? I go like hear you dey talk like this.

Tracey! See your signature. All these gehs wey jus go carry God mata for head like say na punishment. But during night class like this...

You quickly take a picture with your cousin, your brother's laptop, a bottle of 'Aba' wine from his Fridge and some cash he asked you to go to the Bank and deposit for him, and all of a sudden...you're 'balling'.

Be "balling"... When Police come now na then you go know say na your brother get am. End time guy!

My only fear is that you guys don't even fear God again.

mizquote:
they re certain unspoken rules in love making
some re personal others re religious.

What are those rules?

The only thing "oral" I know is exam. Oral exam.

Estharfabian:
Very Compulsory...

End time miss.

Estharfabian:
LoL...

I Can't Laugh Out Something I don't have..

You don't have? Seriously? Awwww. Eeyah, no be your fault. Nemo dat quod non habet.

So the 16 year old marriage between David and the Nigerian Senate is about to end? I thought it was "till death do us part" like the Late Uche Chukwumerije. Wow. Nigeria is getting really interesting these days. It's no longer 'business as usual'. Everything seems so unpredictable now.

Estharfabian:
Uh...! Too bad...

Lmfao...@bolded...

Yes!


Please don't laff your furking ass out o. We still need it biko.

Estharfabian:
How?

Gist Me...

E be like say you sef like gist like me.

But I'm sorry, I can't gist you (here). I don't want all these bad belle people to read and judge me when my rag is even neater than their panties.

Yes. Before I joined Nairaland.

Op, if not for the very fact that everybody is entitled to their opinion, and by so doing, have rights to freedom of speech/expression, I'd have said some really bad stuff to you. But...


With posts as dumb as this, this forum loses its aura by the second. I'm tired already.

Estharfabian:
;DLoL!

so, U Haven't noticed how smart I Am? Ouch!! That hurts real bad...

Bout the smiley ish... We think alike....High5!

*highs 5*


Speaking of...
How do we go about our merchandise?

StOla:
You shouldn't doubt peoples acclaimed ages if you don't have any proof to the contrary.

Of what significance is the correlation between 2baba being 40 and Don Jazzy being 33? Where dey classmates or playmates?

For your information, in 96/97 session Don Jazzy was an SS1 student at FGC Ijanikin, while Wande Coal was in JS1 in the same school. So if Don Jazzy sat for his SSCE in 1999 as a 16/17 year old, 2015 which is 16years later is 32/33 years.

So don't go disputing the veracity also, when you hear that Wande Coal is celebrating his 30th birthday this year.

Same thing with Davido. They just look older than their ages but their birth records and academic milestones concur.

Even Rooney looked older than his age of 16years while starting at Everton, but his records where available and could be compared to his playmates while growing up, and the statistics tallied.

Nice work. Oya clap for yourself.

Lies! All these Lai Mohammed everywhere ehn...

• Donjazzy isn't 33 unless of course, you're talking about his 'football age' (or 'stage age' )

• Donjazzy didn't give away such amount of money. Badass politicians who are in real money rarely do something like that, let alone Donjazzy.

• Please tell me something I don't know jare

One year One baby...

Mercy, have mercy on yourself...
And your husband should take it easy with his 'Johnson' too.

Una no come dey chop another type of food for house again? Abi na only that one dey?

Estharfabian:
LoL I'm game if You are!


oh..i knew whatchu meant... Incase You haven't noticed...I'm actually a bit smart...
so, U Love Smileyss too? huh? Nice!

You're game! I like that.

You're smart? I'd love to find out how much...

I love smileyss. Actually, if I don't reply you with any, it only sends one clear message: No more mentions!

It's just a matter of time before they start phucking.
If I'm your boyfriend, I'm your bestie. If I can't be your best friend, then we shouldn't be in a relationship in the first place.

"Bestie" is a lot deeper than the 'best friend' we know.

Estharfabian:
LoL...

I'm single...Buh I ain't "Searching"... just looking... Observing the merchandise...

Oh...it's now a merchandise? Lmao! Well, we could make a good business partner. Whayasay?


Your siggy tho. You're crazy, and you're more like me in that respect. Oh...I mean your signature.

She must have SOH...





























Sense Of Humor.

Estharfabian:
What was his name again?? his age? address? hope he ain't that cute? Does he like have cute packs and bi-ceps?

I think He might just be the Mr Right I've been looking for...

In fact, I'm even confused right now.


So you're single and searching?

I'm past that "date" level. Unto the next level..."marry".

Estharfabian:
A mad man can't add numbers faster than I can...

I'm A diehard calculator...I'm yet to see someone that'll literally sweep me off my feet in that aspect...

You should go marry whomever founded Calculator.

ogorkojo:
I go take am show mysef small na.

Oh...you dey into show biz?

Charice ft Iyaz - Pyramid

MissAssy:
Yea they're the ones that will feel the pain most on the long run

On the long run? Why and how?

francizy:
I hope say you no rapè am sha?

Hell no!