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That number 7 ehn...

I almost entered 'one chance' o. My childhood bestie who was married with two boys kept coming to my house, in my room and on my bed o. Chineke! In fact, this babe told me pump and plain, that she wanted me to furk her. That she still couldn't get me off her mind even after marriage with two kids. She said I should have sex with her so she could get over her obsession about me. Story!

Na so devil go just carry person life, person future, person happiness and person success for wheel Barrow like this go dump for lagoon. No be me you see.

I kept pushing her away with every tactic I could muster, yet she kept resisting. Finally, I nailed it. I told her something she'd never forget in her life. It was damn too mean but I had to say it to save my life.

"Even if I wanted to do it with you, not now that two big men have passed through that 'gate' thereby leaving it wide open. I no be gateman biko".

She cried blood that day, but she never came back. I became a free man. Freedom is sweet.

I don't even know what to say again.

Should the super moderators be given the veto to deactivate (and not just ban) some end time Nairalanders like this end time Op? Chai! I give up.

Cutehector:
speakin abt drinking, i am non alcoholic

And sucking?

victorazy:
My hunger! I go dey fuckam na

You go dey fuckam? For how long, if I may ask?

You see sex...you'd get tired of it. All of it. Someday... eventually. We always wanna sleep, but go ask a dead man how he feels about sleep. He'll tell you how tired of it he is. Ura g'eju onye nwuru anwu afo.

elantraceey:
To miss you na

No!

elantraceey:
To miss you na

No!

In case you haven't noticed... The more you hate on the Igbos, the more they succeed.

I'd just be at a corner watching as they hate, fail and regret. You don't fight against a man who has nothing to lose. After all, we've already been termed "losers", so what's there to 'lose' again?

These are a people who started again from practically NOTHING after the war when everything they had was forcefully and unjustly taken away from them. And look where they are now. Started from the bottom...now we are here. The most successful race.

I'm so proud of these people. I'm so proud I'm Igbo.

iceberylin:
The way young girls get pregnant these days when Gold circle is #50

Ah, bros! E no dey sweet like that na.

And what if the reverse is the case, and she's the one exhibiting most of these signs?

secrettale:
Lol

How've you been?


God. I wish it wasn't on this 'MouthAction' thread.

Oh My... One more MouthAction thread and I'm dead!

Can we just forget this MouthAction for once and talk about the actions of the mouth... Like, eating, drinking, talking, singing or even...sucking?

elantraceey:
Lol , Do I have a reason to?

A reason to do what exactly?

daretodiffer:


You are a joke

Is that all you can do? I can do much worse to you that would leave you wishing for death

Check out my sig

Okay, I've noticed you. But I'm sorry, I'm a little curious. What do you really want? A follow? Perhaps, a pm? Just say it already and get back to whatever you were doing.

daretodiffer:
Mtchewww

What belse is there other than your usual 'use and dump', turning her to a side chic and cheating on her with her friends

Abegi

Lets hear word

Not just that. No. I could start by shutting that silly mouth of yours with a heavy and tsunami-like slap. Just then you'd get some sense. Swerve, please.

At a time, after feeding the five thousand, even the Israelites started following Jesus wherever He went in their numbers. Being God, He found out, and He did what He did. So, it's really not a new thing: people following people not for any other thing, but for what they could offer them.

Mine is different though. If I'm emotionally into you, and making honest efforts to make it work, and you're just with me solely because of my money, I'll find out. And me not being Jesus, I'll do what I'll do. I'll punish you. And in what ways? Well, some things are best left unsaid. Ubochi nta k'anyi chuo n'owa nchi.

MissAssy:
thanks

Uwc

cococandy:
If you insult me, I insult you back. X2 or x10 as the spirit leads. Sorry.


I Only ignore you when I don't have the energy or desire to engage. Or if I consider you a riffraff not worth the attention, mb or the words.

Nawao!

secrettale:
Lol. Plz dont b silly.

You know I'm not.
Or am I?

Okay, I could be sometimes. Just bear with me. Sorry.

I just pity any man wey go climb this man babe say he was lash her. You go lash soteyyyyy...only you go come dey ask God for the shortest way to kill yourself. Cos na the same thing. Na die you wan go die so cos by the time you lash her finish, you go don die troway.

Sir? If you use that for me, I'll start flogging you. The last person I use that for flogged me in secondary school.

Jolllyjoy:



i like myself like dat.

Elepaish

Lol. Okay o, if you say so.

Jolllyjoy:
am flatter than a deflated tyre

Ah! That's really bad mehn. Eeyah, go pump them na.

Jolllyjoy:
i dey feel u no be small

Good. So which one you get?

chymystique:
Must Relationship be all about sex? Its time this generation get a grip huh

Relationship must not be all about sex, but then...


Ahn! Aunty check am na. Even if na small?

How would you be swimming around inside that big pool alone! Linda, chegharianu bikonu.
Why not just ask for help?