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Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Military Finds Bodies Of 3 Hostages In Gaza, Rafah. by JoeEeL(m): 10:10pm On May 19, 2024
udemzyudex:
Lol.
As it stand, there's nothing anyone in the world will say now, Israel will turn that Rafah into rubbles.
THIS IS HOW YOU KNOW ISRAEL IS SERIOUS.

"I LOVE GAZA" SIGN ROLLED OVER BY IDF TANK.

Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Military Finds Bodies Of 3 Hostages In Gaza, Rafah. by JoeEeL(m): 10:09pm On May 19, 2024
LAND MORE BOMBS ON THE HEAD OF THESE EVIL PHILLISTINES. angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 9:26pm On May 19, 2024
akaahs:
They ll tell u, u need to be in the spirit for u to understand.
But the idiot that is saying you need to be in spirit, when its time to eat pounded yam and egusi, he wont be in spirit o.

When its time to download hot eba and ogbono, hin no go need deh spirit o.

But when I want to understand the religio clap-trap he's discussing, na that time I go need follow am enter spirit.

Ko ni da fun awon oponu ayirada yi. angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 9:05pm On May 19, 2024
PrimadonnaO:
Fable-like as it may sound to most of you, I do not doubt that it may indeed be true.

Once upon a time, I was very low on funds, and on thar particular Sunday, I thought of how much little I had to get me through the rest of the month until salary, so I wanted to reduce my usual Offering.

But the spirit in me said no. I told myself that God's portion won't be the sacrifice...so I sacrificially, yet cheerfully gave the regular offering I'd have given if I had enough cash.

That month, nothing that I should have spent money on ran out.

The units in my prepaid meter should have exhausted within that week

My cooking gas should have run out

Foodstuff should have run out entirely.

But in the strangest of ways, these items stayed for the next few weeks.

My light & gas got exhausted same day my salary came.

I had shared this story with my praying sisters.

They didn't think I was being ridiculous. They know me better than that.

But more importantly, they've seen the hand of God in varying dimensions. So there was nothing to jest about.

*****
Guys, God will always meet each person at their point of need.

One person needs 400 naira for tfare
Another may need 500 million to close out a deal.

So long as their hearts and eyes are stayed on Him...and those are their needs, He'll meet them accordingly.
You are a lady. You people are the most choice to be deceived.

When we say gullibility extraordinaire... we all need not look further.

Nor be una deh deh online deh shout "zion, zion"... Mtcheew.

Lemme tell u something today: in the hidden corners when these pastors are alone, they hone their target on women, most especially the aged ones. This is the prime target. They are the most gullible.

If you doubt me, go and research the activities of yahoo boys, you'd see that most of their target is aged, lonely women.
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 9:01pm On May 19, 2024
dinomcjohn:
Yes, this testimony sounds surprising but the question we should ask is: is anything too difficult for God, the Creator Almighty, to do? Why can't God multiply rice? Didn't God multiply the 5 loaves and 2 fish in the Bible? If we cannot doubt God then why should we doubt the testimony of this man of God? And yes, many call.themselves pastors and have lied but are all pastors telling lies? Why would this successful Pastor want to lie about this in the first place? Let's reason properly. God is more than every impossibility. Things that are beyond the reasoning of men are called miracle. It can only be achieved by the Power of God.
That you believe 5 bread and 2 fish could feed 5,000 people and have them satisfied means you need no analytical brain for anything else. That's the height already.

Then why wont u believe rice is multiplying or ur g.o can ride on empty fuel tank interstate?

Ur brain is already primed to absorb such folktale. If it doesn't I would actually be surprised.
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:58pm On May 19, 2024
dkidd:
Truth is nothing is impossible with God so I don't dispute what he says cos I wasn't there but what baffles me is all y'all mocking him and Christianity. The same y'all hill billies read and practice stuffs u learn from motivational books, a lot of y'all believe in the laws of attraction and how u can actually attract things u don't have like money ,cars, houses, the right spouse etc but when itbcomes to things of God y'all are quick with the insults and mockery. If u don't believe his stories just click next and stop with the mockery and insults
Anyone who intends to deceive people this way deserves to be locked up behind bars as the shameless rogues they are.
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:55pm On May 19, 2024
CaptainFM1:
God doesn't have a religion.
Same way religion has no God.
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:54pm On May 19, 2024
Wakolord:
The psychological madness that these people are intertwining in the Brains of man, to bid them to their self gain is alarming, no relevant talk on uplifting the mind to nation building an human resources growth.

Islam was designed to get worriors to fight for free to aid a man's taste to expand himself to the horizon.

While Christianity is designed to keep you in a state of mind where things would be taking from you but you will not do anything about it so you can be successfully robbed.

Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:40pm On May 19, 2024
jimmynauty:
abel damina effect affecting tithe
Everyone's effects.

From oldies like Daddy Freeze, to social media comments like ours that are anti-choice.

Before, challenging these thieves of god used to be something strange to people. In fact, challenging anything xtianity or islam used to be seen as mental illness.

These days, the story is fast changing.

There are people like Seun Kuti, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, Hundenyin, Maiyegun Diary Politico, Fela Kuti, Koiki... and a growing number of presenters, agitators, influencers with huge following ... that tend to fall out of line with mainstream beliefs. It's either they are atheists / agnostics, or not christian, or challenge the practices of these religious bodies and call their bluff... especially Maiyegun Diary Politico. He even labels him "the nigerian god". grin

I just knew about Abel Damina 3 weeks ago.

People now are beginning to challenge the norms. People are beginning to identify with their own ancestral beliefs, or become agnostic in a way. As for those who still cling to these jewish / arab foreign religions, some are beginning to get loose with it... And why not?
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:33pm On May 19, 2024
Kukutente23:
Why give it away then?

And what happened to the person who got it? Did the rice finish in their house
That is how u know both of them are stupid.
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:33pm On May 19, 2024
Didi2d:
Na so one say her gas no gree finish after she pasted her church sticker
And she never start gas business?

She deh dull o.
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:32pm On May 19, 2024
CaptainFM1:
Religion scam can never be eradicated in Africa.
because there is a default defective in the brain of an average black man.

They are so drawn to fables, fear and sentiments. So averse to logic.
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:30pm On May 19, 2024
JudasNaKarrot:
ANOTHER BIG, FAT LIES FROM THE PIT OF HELL.

How these guys come up with these outrageous claims, thinking that we don't have brains baffles me.
So u think nigerians have brains? I'm sorry for you and your expectations.
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:29pm On May 19, 2024
UncleBone:
Can't we talk about salvation for once? Everytime Tithe Tithe Tithe.

Teach us how to love one another as commanded by God.
Ati salvation o, ati resurrection o, ati rapture o, ati 2nd coming o, ati grace o, ati hell o, ati tithe oooo...

all lambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:28pm On May 19, 2024
Squirrel1:
Lol. And Christians still attend his church?! Lmao
And y not? There are more outlandish tales in the bible yet xtians believe it... so why not this small one?

Didn't five loaves of bread and 2 fish feed a whole population? So na rice wey no wan finish go surprise 9jerian xtians?? Deh play.
Christianity EtcRe: Enenche: Rice In My House Kept Increasing After My Wife Paid Tithe From It by JoeEeL(m): 8:27pm On May 19, 2024
Reality3080:
I am a Christian but at this stage I agree these guys are mad

What’s d meaning of this rubbish?

Christianity is gone
Your bible has even worse ridiculous things written there, so rest abeg.
PhonesRe: If You Know This Phone, You Must Be Married. Nobody knows the name by JoeEeL(m): 3:11pm On May 19, 2024
Make una stop this rubbish nau...

We never old yet jare even though we know d fone. Haba. angry
Christianity EtcRe: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by JoeEeL(m): 1:09pm On May 19, 2024
KnownUnknown:
Why would I venerate about the delusions of an Arab or anyone at all?

If I needed a god, I’d look in the mirror.
You are making sense.
Foreign AffairsRe: In Canada, Bodies Go Unclaimed As Costs Put Funerals Out Of Reach by JoeEeL(m): 1:03pm On May 19, 2024
Kingrshd3:
So huge housing credit in Canada and worldwide but yet people will be shouting as if Nigeria is d only highest economic rate ..

As if na naija alone 😢

Nigerians ehn
Bro, wetin man go do?

But that one no mean say apc must be spared.
Christianity EtcRe: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by JoeEeL(m): 12:22pm On May 19, 2024
KnownUnknown:
They live vicariously through the Jews and the apartheid state of Israel. That’s how they satisfy their bloodlust.
Meanwhile, their European Christian counterparts already murdered their way to untold wealth and power.
I will only nod my head in consonance as long as u urself are not mentally enslaved to the arabs.
Christianity EtcRe: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by JoeEeL(m): 12:19pm On May 19, 2024
superCleanworks:
Funny boy talking about YOU PEOPLE. Holiest man on earth.
Even you will be in hell going by all the rules and regulations written in the Bible.
Not a single person on this earth will escape it, assuming it is a real place.
You have time to be answering mugus.

Christianity EtcRe: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by JoeEeL(m): 9:46am On May 19, 2024
StillDtruth:
Says the one going to hell!
Oh hell burning and burning, and my skin remains and remains, and a devil with big horns and a garden fork... Im so scared. undecided

Yea that is why boko haram, iswap and fulani herdsmen are sending xtians like craze to the great beyond.

You both are roughly the same thing, only difference is that they have the balls to do it, not minding the stain on their religion. But as for una, you secretly wish you had the gumption to do it too, only that you have to sell a deceptive outlook of being different from them.
Foreign AffairsRe: In Canada, Bodies Go Unclaimed As Costs Put Funerals Out Of Reach by JoeEeL(m): 9:41am On May 19, 2024
SIRTee15:
I repeat what has this got to do with the topic.

Your other post is irrelevant, I've been living abroad b4 U even knew what's Canada.
Haa?

Ok o... Oshe. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why My Target Is No Longer To Make Heaven by JoeEeL(m): 9:34am On May 19, 2024
hopefulLandlord:
The idea of heaven is so stupid I wonder how people believe it lol
The Bible doesn't say much about what heaven is supposed to be like. Most of the claims about heaven are exaggerations of the Bible. The Bible says the Gates are made of pearl. What are the gates for? Are they made just as an excuse to irritate clams? Are the gates supposed to keep someone out or to keep souls from escaping?

it also says the streets are paved with gold but the only reason we actually like gold so much and we attach such values to it is because they are rare and difficult to extract. Gold is malleable and can be formed as needed for use in, among others, electronics, dentistry, medical tools, and the defense, aerospace, and automotive industries. Gold is durable and noncorrosive. However gold shouldn't be valuable at all in heaven unless we'd still need to use gold for those things in heaven too which actually makes heaven just another version of earth

The sales pitch for heaven is that there is only happiness and no sorrow. But it also says that many people's loved ones won't be there. Since they can't feel sorrow about that, are they ecstatic that their loved ones are being tortured forever? Either your memories are removed or your human empathy is removed. Is it really you that is left over once some parts of you have been removed?

If life matters to me now, it will always have mattered to me, even when I am gone. Death cannot change that.

Your best hope is to be locked in a gold cage with your memories of having an actual life being erased just so you can kiss ass for eternity.

Life is pleasant, death is serene. The transition might be troublesome but we all have to go through it. You shouldn't fear death so much. Heaven and hell are imaginary. You should reject the indoctrination. Life is much better that way.

To quote a friend: "Heaven's supposed to be this really great place, right? So how come a third of the angels got pissed off??"
You are talking to people whose sentiments override their reasoning capability lol.

They want to go to heaven, why don't they feel okay going to Midgard? Set awon deluded oponu.

They are sincerely hoping that these fairytales be real, lol.
Foreign AffairsRe: In Canada, Bodies Go Unclaimed As Costs Put Funerals Out Of Reach by JoeEeL(m): 9:25am On May 19, 2024
condensedmilk:
how do you people think and write things like this?

Do you know how many foreigners that work in Nigeria and other parts of Africa? and do you think Africans can't do what they are doing here?

Do you know how much they earn while some tries as much to evade taxes?

Do you know how much that leaves Nigeria/Africa to the west as so called colonial tax?

Ask of the francophone nations and see why they are running to Russia for protection.

Do you know about the Royal Niger company in Nigeria?
Ok

Christianity EtcRe: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by JoeEeL(m): 9:25am On May 19, 2024
StillDtruth:
And in the end did she and they not die? Do you not see that they forgot that they are dieable?

Everyday or years for the thief but all a Judge needs is ONE DAY!
Ur case is hopeless.
Foreign AffairsRe: In Canada, Bodies Go Unclaimed As Costs Put Funerals Out Of Reach by JoeEeL(m): 9:24am On May 19, 2024
SIRTee15:
What has this statement got to do with the topic.
Some of u just no get sense.
Lol hopeful immigrant, I feel ur pain.

I wont call u a mugu early this morning

Foreign AffairsRe: In Canada, Bodies Go Unclaimed As Costs Put Funerals Out Of Reach by JoeEeL(m): 9:21am On May 19, 2024
vastolord4:
So even Canadians spend excessively on burial.. some people said it's only the igbos o! 🤔🤔
Why do u guys like to insert yourselves into everything? Why exactly?
Christianity EtcRe: Sins Are like Credit Cards. Enjoy Now, Pay Later! (Pic) by JoeEeL(m): 9:04am On May 19, 2024
But ur wicked politicians live longer than u could ever.

With all d evil d british monarchy did all over d world, lets just even limit it to Nigeria, did u see how long and in sound health the Queen lived?


Just deh play.

Xtianity is just the baptism of weaklings. Its like when an adult beats a child and because d child is not sure of how to retaliate, he gestures “waka” behind the adult. But its just a wish, the waka does not work, no matter how bitterly d child wishes it did.

Y’all are like the kid.

Foreign AffairsRe: In Canada, Bodies Go Unclaimed As Costs Put Funerals Out Of Reach by JoeEeL(m): 8:37am On May 19, 2024
IMMIGRANTS DON TOO FULL CANADA ALREADY.

IT'S NOT LIKE THESE IMMIGRANTS ARE COMING TO ESTABLISH BUSINESSES OR BRING INNOVATION. INSTEAD IT IS TO DEPEND SOLELY ON THE EXISTING JOBS AROUND, THEREBY CAUSING MORE UNEMPLOYMENT, INFLATION AND WHAT-HAVE-YOU.

IMPORT THE 3RD-WORLD, BECOME THE 3RD-WORLD.
CelebritiesRe: Find Mohbad's Killer And Get ₦50M - ATFJ (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 4:33pm On May 18, 2024
saphiere:
Prime suspects: Naira Marley and Sam Larry.
VDM should be called for questioning. He should tell Nigerians who bribed him to shift people's attention from "Justice For Mohbad" to "DNA".
PRIME SUSPECT: WUNMI F’OBO SE PROMO undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 11:55am On May 18, 2024
omobolarinwa1:
Arrogant deviance insane man when you rant finish this verse was dedicated to your fellows Abu Jahali ,Abi lahabi and the rest 1450 years ago and it will be relevant till eternity for people of doubting Thomas like you. think your hate on Islam can dismissed the truths in it lol sorry for your skin till it burn in hell, but you starting enjoying the heats in your grave... You this verse to rob your shameless body and soul.shame on you and woe to you forever. Yeye boi

O disbelievers,
I do not worship what you worship.
Nor are you worshippers of what I worship.
Nor will I be a worshipper of what you worship.
Nor will you be worshippers of what I worship.
For you is your religion, and for me is my religion.”
Eru alau.

Omo yoruba to n sin arabu.

O o ri pe opolo e ti knock?

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