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TravelRe: Why Do Some Women Prefer This Sitting Position When They Are On A Bike? by JoeEeL(m): 11:20am On May 18, 2024
OLD THREAD RESURRECTION. E TUN TI DE O.

Well the women have several reasons for that.

1. They do not want their boobs to brush the back of the driver while driving, especially on rough roads.
2. They are wearing free-flowing clothes like gown / robes etc and will make it difficult to climb the seat.
3. They do not want their panties to flash when trying to climb the seat.
4. They feel its safer to jump off the bike in the event of a collision or accident.
CelebritiesRe: Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Beating Cassie Ventura In 2016 Video by JoeEeL(m): 11:17am On May 18, 2024
Wotowotoman:
You must be a teenager. Shut your mouth if you no sabi something. You can call him a good producer but you can’t call him an extremely good musician.
Baba go siddon, u sabi nothing.

Small boy, when I dey rock P diddy, them don born u?

Most of una wey dey open mouth "waaah" deh shout "good producer, not good musician" shows una be small boys. He was more of a musician in his early and hey days. When bobos deh rock "I'll be missing you" ft Evans faith, dem don born u that time??

Or his features with Mario Winans( I dont wanna know), or I need a girl (ft Ginuwine), or last night (Ft Keyshia Cole).

Shioor.
CelebritiesRe: Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Beating Cassie Ventura In 2016 Video by JoeEeL(m): 11:00am On May 18, 2024
Wotowotoman:
Na P Diddy you dey call extremely good musician huh
U sabi music ni?
HealthRe: Heat-Waves Kill 200 People In Adamawa In 2 Weeks by JoeEeL(m):
When we call nigeria a zoo, we have every reason to.

In a true country, first of all, there would have been weather forecasts of a dangerous heatwave and the zones already specified. Then the govt would have provided methods to safeguard yourselves against it.

- Cooling centers would have been provided already. In advanced countries like Canada, USA, they experience deadly heatwaves too. Your car can effectively become your cooling center, or your house. But most public spaces like libraries and community centers with reliable air condition systems are effectively cooling centers.
- Functional water systems can encourage locals to take regular baths.
- Education to the locals and good network for real time display of temperature / humidity details and label worse-off potential zones.
- Enable special hotlines to alert and prevent danger and victims.
- Declare public holidays if possible.

But the stupidity of somd of these nigerians amazes; you'd see the locals hailing and fighting for their oppressors. For others, its religion that full their dummy head. Stupid fools.

I heard one viral note during the elections that all that concerns the mofos is muslim-muslim ticket. That their agenda is not for good roads or improvement of facilities but to further the agenda of islam. Since that day I swear, to rate black people just hard me. Especially the idiots wey carry religion ontop. I just always hope that I can have a country without them... even if that country is just 50 sqkm in territory size.

It is better to live in a small island with sensible "islanders" than to have a vast territory with black religious dumbos. There is no going-ahead. Their backwardness will be like an anchor to your own progress and state of mind.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill Man After Collecting N9 Million Ransom In Edo by JoeEeL(m): 10:15am On May 18, 2024
4reala:
I think he was killed for fear of being exposed. Maybe he recognized one of them. May the killers die amore painful and agonizing death
Prayers dont work.

Build a functioning system. Everytime fake prayer prayer prayer, una nor dey tire?

E remain small u for type "allahu inna robi insha allau..." all that crap that doesnt work... to say u be muslim.
CelebritiesRe: Chinwe Owoh & Rita Edochie Cry, Tell Nigerians To Stop Bothering Jnr Pope’s Wife by JoeEeL(m): 10:03am On May 18, 2024
I wish I knew this guy before his demise.

Rest in peace.
HealthRe: Nneka Onwuzuligbo: Dr. Anu & Her Clinic Convicted Over Client's Death by JoeEeL(m): 8:44am On May 18, 2024
Cujo007:
She is NOT a registered nor qualified Plastic surgeon. She is just a medical officer. She is not licensed to carry out such surgeries.
Thank u. i tried to find the information about her being an unlicensed doctor before commenting but didn't find it. I thinnk I remember the case about 3, 4 years ago... Didnt know it hadn't been concluded yet. Thank you.
HealthRe: Nneka Onwuzuligbo: Dr. Anu & Her Clinic Convicted Over Client's Death by JoeEeL(m): 10:25pm On May 17, 2024
Surgeon just deh try to do her job now?

Which one be convicted again?
CelebritiesRe: Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Beating Cassie Ventura In 2016 Video by JoeEeL(m): 9:55pm On May 17, 2024
Neddstark:
P Diddy is not an extremely good musician.
U no sabi music b dat.
CelebritiesRe: Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Beating Cassie Ventura In 2016 Video by JoeEeL(m): 8:50pm On May 17, 2024
But this is bad. Real bad.

Them don dey cook for this guy, una sure say hin no go end up like R Kelly so? This is a case I have not just been following up at all, that I wish I did. Time no just dey.

2 extremely good musicians.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Minister Attacks Netanyahu Over Gaza Future: video by JoeEeL(m): 6:53pm On May 17, 2024
YesDaddyTill203:
Criminals.
Sooner or later, the apartheid terrorist state of Israel will pay for their crimes against humanity.
The brainless retar@ded imb@cile IPOB terrorist cannibal monkeys supporting them are known to always support eventual losers. History will not be kind to these baby killers.
Even Americans that are paying for this genocide are slowly turning against these animals.
Haha. They seem to be supporting the right one this time around o. Pele ti e cheesy
AgricultureRe: I Want To Start Pig Farming In The North by JoeEeL(m): 5:04pm On May 17, 2024
YOU'RE ON THE PATH TO UNDERSTANDING WHY PEOPLE CLAMOUR FOR THE DIVISION OF NIGERIA.

YOU'RE NOT FAR OFF.

CrimeRe: Burglar Caught In The Ceiling Of A House (video) by JoeEeL(m): 1:00pm On May 17, 2024
THEY WILL PRAISE THEIR OPPRESSORS AND NOT BURGLE THEIR OPPRESSORS' HOMES.

But will now turn around to make people who suffer like them their victims.

Shey nnkan n se wa ni?
EducationRe: Heavy Rain Collapses Roof Of OAU Theatre, 4 Students Injured (PHOTOS) by JoeEeL(m):
lamentor78:
OAU...Africa most beautiful campus....Aluta against all oppressors.....Great Ife.

Those that never qualify to attend this school are angry in comment section.

GEOLOGY DEPT 1997-2001
Africa most beautiful campus indeed! If it is the most beautiful campus in the whole of africa, should that not make you worry as a person?

The same thing y'all have been saying since the past 50 years, is the same thing you're shamelessly saying today. And it's not like you do not know that there are scarce improvements in the school's glory. So if it still remains the most beautiful campus after decades, with little or no improvements, you inadvertently say Africa is a no-progress continent be that.

You see, Im deliberately forgiving you by not even delving into what the hostels look like. Are the hostels beautiful? Angola painted yellow on tiny bungalows that look like prison cells is what you're shouting "Africa's most beautiful campus". Do you want me to talk about block 2 and 3, Awo hall? Or 5 and 6? As I dey look u, u be like person wey go be apc supporter. I swear, ur ideology and bragadoccio no fit see me reason u past apc.

Ki oro e pada si e l'enu. Una sha wan make person cast. Ma je n binu tan o. Most beautiful campus my foot! Black people: always raising shoulder over any small thing. Brag brag, brag... let's all sharapp pls, abeg.

EducationRe: Heavy Rain Collapses Roof Of OAU Theatre, 4 Students Injured (PHOTOS) by JoeEeL(m): 12:33pm On May 17, 2024
The last time I visited this place and comparing with now, it still remains as it is. I don't want to castigate oau because I know they are not that bad when it comes to changes but hey, for the most part, why are we in this part of the world not quite given to change?

Something just feels awkward about a so-called open-space theatre used as class room (with no walls). Any sounds outside, you'll hear. The horns of buses and motorbicycles, you'll hear and even see. Chit-chat from passengers, hawkers, students around the vicinity, you'll hear. How do you even focus fully? Those "seats" are cement seats. Incredible. Yet the architecture of the place is quite good. On the one hand it makes you want to criticise, on the other hand you feel restrained not to go overboard with it.

With a board that far though, do they just assume every student will all have eagle-vision to see writings / diagrams on the board? Hope they've begun to consistently use good microphones. I say "consistently" because sometimes, from outside you'll hear one gen sound go off, and the lecturer just continues with his lectures without no mic. Jesu, where person go start from?
Car TalkRe: Thousands Of Tesla Cars Rot In Warehouses Across US With No One To Buy Them by JoeEeL(m): 12:16pm On May 17, 2024
Nahunger:
angry
In the year 3049 Nigerians will import them as Belgium and be parambulating about.
That is the problem. And they will absolutely see no shame in it. They will be raising shoulder ontop what they haven't produced.

That is if the nigerians even exist till 3049.
TravelRe: Ghanaian Man Told He Is Not British After 42 Years In UK by JoeEeL(m): 12:01pm On May 17, 2024
"He's not british".

That's very correct.
Christianity EtcRe: Emir Of Ilorin Allegedly Sends Muslim Group To Sack Mosque Hosting Christians by JoeEeL(m): 10:54am On May 17, 2024
Blitzerz:
You lie
People like u would have been sacrificed long ago.
You and your entire family and the rest will be sent into evil forest. No CAP
Eehya. Maybe that were your own ancestors in your clan. Such a pity.
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To N1,540/$ In Parallel Market by JoeEeL(m): 10:53am On May 17, 2024
The bastard omokri wont say anything
Christianity EtcRe: Emir Of Ilorin Allegedly Sends Muslim Group To Sack Mosque Hosting Christians by JoeEeL(m): 5:35am On May 17, 2024
Blitzerz:
Southerners better hold your Christianity strong.
Its the only religion that guarantees freedom for everyone.
Our forefathers were free people before d contact of d europeans. How dare u define freedom for the black race in conjunction with a mere religion that came here just 200 yrs ago?

Do u know how inane that is??
Christianity EtcRe: Emir Of Ilorin Allegedly Sends Muslim Group To Sack Mosque Hosting Christians by JoeEeL(m): 5:29am On May 17, 2024
Stupid emir
RomanceRe: “We Want To Marry Nigerians!” - Say Ugandans (vid) by JoeEeL(m): 11:42pm On May 16, 2024
ZUKKYY:
only one tribe in Nigeria that is known for traveling. Not All Nigerian. If you understand you know
Whoa. 😳 What a badge of honour!! undecided
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Getting Money From Men by JoeEeL(m): 3:19pm On May 16, 2024
JUST SOPE O TI LO grin
CrimeRe: Man Sets Kano Mosque On Fire During Prayers, 24 Worshippers Injured by JoeEeL(m): 9:45pm On May 15, 2024
Pickieox:
Lol🤣🤣🤣
Na so nau boss.
CrimeRe: Man Sets Kano Mosque On Fire During Prayers, 24 Worshippers Injured by JoeEeL(m): 1:50pm On May 15, 2024
Awon daran daran lati edom ti fi ogbon pa awon ausa ti nwon ro pe omo iya ninu esin ni nwon jo n je.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Discovers 511 Billion Barrels Of Oil & Gas In British Antarctica (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 1:34pm On May 15, 2024
grandstar:
Our belief that dead are conscious of nothing is even far reaching.(Genesis 3:13, Eccl 9:5,10, Romans 6:23, 2 Thessalonians 1:9, 2 Peter 2:6))

We believe that once a person dies, he simply returns to the ground. He becomes dust. There is no spirit existing anywhere.

We don't believe in the hell Christendom preaches. The belief in hell is a false teaching.
The part of the Bible translated hell in the original Hebrew or Greek manuscripts was either Sheol, Hades and Gehenna. Shell and Hades actually mean grave.

Gehenna was a rubbish dump outside Jerusalem where rubbish was thrown. Sulphur was poured on it to ensure the trash burned. It connotes everlasting destruction.

It's obvious you don't believe in God. Why?

I can't help but believe in God as the universe screams "intelligent design (Roman's 1:20). The phone I'm using to type this out could not have arrived by chance. If you like put all the component parts into a bowl and shake it for a billion years, it would never become a phone.

What is the possibility of life appearing by chance? It is 1 in 10 raised to 40,000. Science says anything grater than 1 in 10 raised to 117 should be disregarded as possible. Please read the article below:

https://www.scienceforums.net/topic/67884-what-are-the-odds-of-life-evolving-by-chance-alone/

Evolution which many believe is a better picture of how life came about is termed "The Theory of Evolution." The only reason why many hold fast to it despite it being called a "Theory" is simply to "prevent the divine foot from passing through the door" said a critic
Read your link. Interesting.

Hmmn you have said it all. I don't think it's obvious that I don't believe in God though. My only argument is there's no hard proof. So people that talk with conviction, I wonder where they get it from.

I think what I mainly said was to consider the thought of dying and never having to resurrect. It's not too much of a hard stance to come to terms with. The reason being that animals, the ones humans tend to call "lower", all live and die like the same humans. But in most beliefs, humans tend to feel very okay and comfortable with the animals dying and never resurrecting. Once they die, they're dead. No spirit; no soul. Nothing.

When they are living, they have life just like the same humans. But when they're dead and gone, why does the human case suddenly become different? Don't you think it's out of a selfish and fantastic imagination to escape what may be the ugly truth?

Anyways, as for the "intelligent design" you talk about, I tend to not vibe with this as a convincing argument. When people say "See the earth na, see the sun, moon, stars etc"... "It can only be a God behind it". To me that makes the logic even worse because if you say the arrangement of these celestial bodies and the life in it is a pointer to a magnificent creator... by applying that same logic, it means the magnificence of that creator can only be a pointer to an even more magnificent creator. This then creates an endless loop of awe.

I really dont know why believers are so comfortable stopping at the first loop, then shutting their brains. If you believe the green earth and blue skies awe point to an awesome creator, then me I would step in and say the magnificence of this so-called creator can only be a pointer to a greater creator. The creator of that creator is my own bone of contention.
CrimeRe: Content Creator, Chidike Emmanuel, Shot Dead In Abuja by JoeEeL(m): 1:20pm On May 15, 2024
hammer567:
I'M UPSET.


I HATE LOSING OUR PEOPLE.
It's painful, I know. But let's not pass harsh judgment on the dead.

From the narrative, he was a victim in this case. Granted, he may have misjudged some things that may probably have kept him alive today but hey, even we alive today have misjudged some things too, sometimes even worse, yet we are alive today still.
CrimeRe: Content Creator, Chidike Emmanuel, Shot Dead In Abuja by JoeEeL(m): 12:41pm On May 15, 2024
hammer567:
STUPID BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN NIGERIA, DOES NOT KNOW THAT CERTAIN AREAS, YOU NEED THE LOCALS ASSISTANCE TO ENTER.


THIS DEMONS THAT WE TALK ABOUT, IS IT THAT SOME OF MY BROTHERS HAVE NOT REALISE THAT IT IS HUMAN BEING THAT IS THE DEMON?


Doesnt make him stupid


IN THIS NIGERIA, MAKE UNA START TO THEY TAKE UNA LIFE SERIOUS AND LESS OF BODY SWEETING.



U ARE NOT DEALING WITH NORMAL HUMAN BEING BUT ACTUAL DEMON IN HUMAN FORMS.



I DONT SEEE HUMANS IN NIGERIA NA DEMONS AND THAT IS HOW I STAY SAFE.





RIP!
CrimeRe: Content Creator, Chidike Emmanuel, Shot Dead In Abuja by JoeEeL(m): 12:40pm On May 15, 2024
GenghisCan:
This is that guy that walks like a gorilla
Nope
CrimeRe: Content Creator, Chidike Emmanuel, Shot Dead In Abuja by JoeEeL(m): 12:39pm On May 15, 2024
Cute boy just gone.

They wont fight their govt. they will use tribalism and religion to vote fools into power. Then they will turn around and start robbing citizens like them just struggling to eke out a living.

Black people. Jeez. Im tired of una. Seriously tired!
TravelRe: Yearly Salary & Monthly Income After Tax Deductions In UK by JoeEeL(m): 10:38am On May 15, 2024
ebufa:
mumu you no tag Fulani herdsmen but IPOB is d one you see...
HE doesn’t know ipob is operative in that same UK he’s talking about. D guy na orweh
Foreign AffairsRe: Gaza: UN Staff Member Killed, Another Injured In Rafah by JoeEeL(m): 5:36pm On May 14, 2024
WE DON'T PLAY.

AM Y'ISRAEL CHAI.


Put body, u collect.

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