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Christianity EtcRe: 5 Keys To Kingdom Wealth by JoeEeL(m): 10:49am On May 12, 2024
Kingdom wealth? And ur country is the poverty capital of the world?

I mean, 99% of nigerians do not have more than 500,000 naira or so sitting idle in their account according to a recent stat. And we know xtians form a large % of population of nigerians.

So is this kingdom wealth applicable to only a minor of a minority seclusion of xtians or what?

Im really impressed to what xtianity can do. With little effort, xtianity is more than capable of creating an alternative reality for the gullible followers. And they believe! cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Shells Rafah As Biden Vows Arms Suspension by JoeEeL(m): 9:51am On May 12, 2024
Floky215:
Not only castration? When they are old and useless or they no longer need them...they behead them straight...!!

Arabs are wicked...don't know why any black man or person would ever chose to practice their religion...!!
Blacks can be very stupid. No surprises. And their brains will never open. So myopic. Somebody will demonise the religion of his ancestors and fight for that of middle-east and europe... brutal colonisers? Arabs are even d worst because they are not even bringing small development to ur place.

They will always love those who kill and enslave them. That's why I dont blame the politicians.
RomanceRe: Man Asks Girlfriend And Daughter To Leave His House After A DNA Test (video) by JoeEeL(m): 7:51am On May 12, 2024
olisaEze:
Topmost reason why many Nigerian women kick their Nigerian husbands outta the house as soon as they find themselves abroad. Thank God for DNA analysis o, na so men for just dey breed resentments upandan thinking say na offsprings dem dey breed. undecided
Hmmn just seeing it from this angle o.

The DNA test is way more obtainable in the west hence a woman who is slightly unsure of her kids paternity may make a quick chess move to get rid of d husband by divorce. It would even help her case more of she does not love her husband that much. Coupled with d bonus of property split and alimony.

In d case of nigeria where divorce is not as easily obtainable for a woman, their better bet may be to physically get rid of d husband by poisoning or killing him, just like d case of Mohbad. Only that Mohbads extermination was a rough way. More women that angle for this are way more silent assassins. It would look natural that d man died, like grinding bottles into extremely fine particles and adding to his food just in very little quantities for a considerable stretch of time until internal complications kill d man. Who’s gonna do autopsy anyway?

I am really getting ur angle. Never really thought of it this way.
CrimeRe: I Watched In Horror As Our Abductors Shot Eight Captives Dead Inside Oyo Forest by JoeEeL(m):
HandsomeBlack:
This is what I have been suspecting. There seems to be a calculated attempt to sow bad blood between the two major southern tribes. No true omoluabi will make it a duty to always come online just to bad mouth Igbos.
They were recruited just shortly before the end of d elections. The irony is some of these hired people are not all yorubas. Someone like d no-principled idiot called omokri is part of them. Another bastard is one akwa ibom boy called nsima. That one no get direction: from biafra, to iduu, to apc. Ijele too is part of them.

They mostly belong to a camp called the “Asiwaju bloggers”. Most yorubas part of it are one woman called Obatala Osumare. Another is one half-yoruba-fulani woman called Iya cassette. Another is Mewolaka. There is also Awikonko. There is also another guy called Kunle on Flip TV.

I know many of their handles on twitter. I may misspell them though. One is one Sade like that. One is one Adex smith or so. Another is one Omooba. One is one certain Aare Kurunmi. One is one Ifa Funso. In fact, I remember when this one was recruited. He used to be a full supporter of self-determination before.

D central idea is to defend apc, and somehow scapegoat Igbos. U know na, Igbos are made d scapegoat of everything in Nigeria. I cant start to explain why. These apc goons also created alternative igbo monikers that would be insulting anything Yoruba. So u, an innocent internet user, may quickly get riled. And ull get drawn in, and start raining abuses too. Thats how innocent people began getting tricked and adding to d storm.

That said, of course there are neutral igbos and yorubas who would always bash themselves anyway. These normal ones are also guilty. For d igbos, some of them are insanely arrogant and very uncouth. You hear some of them saying, “we own over 80% of Lagos”. “Without Igbos, you will go hungry / Lagos will fall”. “Yorubas are mostly touts / lazy”. “Only owambes una know”, “Your women are dirty, not fine like our women” Some even say they will chase us into d sea. Imagine!

As for d Yorubas, what I can mostly say is that their hypocrisy can astound u! If it was an igbo man on d presidential seat and all this was happening, they would have screamed the end of d world. Even among d yoruba nation agitators, we have people who became apc defenders overnight.

The demolition of some igbo properties in lagos, theyd pretend not to see it. Or they will provide links where Soludo is doing the same. They will not demonise Yoruba self determination as much as they would on the biafra. They would say igbos should not come to SW, but at d same time they would be saying one nigeria would remain. If u a yoruba man point to them that its better we get our own nation, these bastards will label u “omo nna”. And the greatest hypocrisy: they would demonise Igbos trying to unite with Igbos outside south east, but you'll see the same Yorubas never abandoning the Yorubas outside of South West (parts of Delta, Kogi, Kwara and even Edo).

They have infiltrated nairaland too. These bastards!
BusinessRe: Naira Declines To N1,510, N1,466.31 At Parallel, Official Markets by JoeEeL(m): 7:03am On May 12, 2024
CodeTemplar:
Turns out mynd44 was a BMC agent o. The naira has tumbled once more and there is no sign of hmmmm
And the fake helinues claiming to be yoruba. Foulani bastards were killing yorubas in maya, the unfortunate guy just disappeared.

And he had guts to be chit chatting with one other hired bot, claiming that im not yoruba on another thread. Imagine the height of shamelessness.

I feel like cursing these people as bastards but I wont, let me respect this sunday morning.
TV/MoviesRe: #AMVCA10: Wale Ojo Wins Best Lead Actor by JoeEeL(m): 9:43pm On May 11, 2024
Judolisco:
Reno omokri twin bro
So why are u now telling us?

Are u reno omokri disguising on nairaland?? undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 11th May 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 6:15pm On May 11, 2024
Angelfrost:
Based on recent stats, Man United suppose finish 10th. No jokes.
I agree o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 11th May 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 6:15pm On May 11, 2024
Omenapounds:
Kpele o😂
U no go mind urself now o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 11th May 2024 by JoeEeL(m):
I THINK THERE IS NO GREATER INSULT TO MANUTD THAN CHELSEA ACTUALLY FINISHING ABOVE THEM THIS SEASON.

I USED TO CALL CHELSEA A USELESS, IDIOTIC TEAM MOST OF THIS SEASON.

Na hin last week I say make I just casually view the PL table o, as I don been dey hear kepu kepu say chelsea don climb table wella o.

Only for me to see them above Man UTD. I was like WTF shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: Man Given Suspended Jail Sentence For Sending Abusive Emails To Biden And Sunak by JoeEeL(m): 2:37pm On May 11, 2024
Schizophrenic my foot!

His brain is working very correctly.
RomanceRe: Man Asks Girlfriend And Daughter To Leave His House After A DNA Test (video) by JoeEeL(m): 2:28pm On May 11, 2024
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PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by JoeEeL(m): 2:28pm On May 11, 2024
uuzba:
Some people WANT to disconnect from the internet,
simplify their lives to ONLY voice call and SMS.
Too much temptation on 24/7 internet access, rubbish social media, porn... etc.
Spend 1 week without running up and down looking for phone charger, powerbank,
NEPA or No NEPA
You did not even mention to avoid being tracked?
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by JoeEeL(m): 2:26pm On May 11, 2024
Magnificenttop:
They used to own the phone industry but they messed things up. From switching to windows OS and android.

Symbian phones used to be our smart phone those days, way before Android came.
All they needed to do was to advance their Symbian OS.
Easier said than done
PhonesRe: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by JoeEeL(m): 2:24pm On May 11, 2024
Officiallyrazz:
To commemorate its 25th anniversary, the iconic Nokia 3210 has made a comeback, delighting those nostalgic for simpler times.

HMD, the company behind Nokia phones, has reintroduced this "cultural icon" in response to increasing demand for less complicated devices to facilitate digital detoxes. The updated 3210 now boasts a two-megapixel camera, supports 4G calling, and retains the beloved classic game Snake, all available for £74.99.

Lars Silberbauer, HMD's chief marketing officer, remarked, "The Nokia 3210, a cultural icon, is back at the forefront of the global dumbphone trend as consumers seek to balance their screen time usage with a digital detox. The Nokia 3210 embodies simplicity, enabling consumers to be fully present. Forget dumbphone; this is 2024's fun phone."

Ben Wood, mobile phone expert and founder of the Mobile Phone Museum, reflected on the model's significance: "The original Nokia 3210 holds a special place in the hearts of many consumers as one of the best-selling mobile phones of all time. It's the perfect product to reimagine for the modern era given its strong heritage and iconic design."
Your title says 3310 but ure writing on 3210
CrimeRe: I Watched In Horror As Our Abductors Shot Eight Captives Dead Inside Oyo Forest by JoeEeL(m): 2:22pm On May 11, 2024
Where is helinues that was chatting with his other e-bots that im not yoruba?

See him missing from this thread here .

MAY GOD PUNISH EVERY IDIOT THAT KEEPS MASQUERADING AS YORUBAS BUT SABOTAGING US FROM INSIDE

AYELALA MA FI EJE GBOGBO YIN WE.

BASTARDS FROM SAHEL WILL COME ONLINE AND BE CALLING THE REAL OMO-OKOS NON-YORUBA.
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden: US To Block Bomb, Artillery Shell Shipments If Israel Invades Rafah by JoeEeL(m): 1:40pm On May 11, 2024
Squirrel1:
lol. I hope something gets taken away from u and u repeat the same thing to the person that did it. Lmao
So bad things have to happen to me before I wish theres some form of retribution? Thats mere wishful thinking. I am mature enough to know bad things will happen to good people and vice versa.

Yeah I may wish it but that doesnt make it d reality. All d wishes on the evil nigerian politicians, have u not observed they outlive the populace?

Its just sentiments. Mature and enlightened people grow above sentiments, despite the pain. This sentiment is responsible for d religiosity of many nigerians. These sentiments were deliberately worked into most religious doctrines by society higher-ups to instill morals, fear and control. And at d same time, enable the higher-ups to escape accountability.

Thats why u see nigerians referring to their rulers that “God will judge them”, “Hell fire awaits them”. Thats the sound of the defeated. Round mental defeat. Europeans were once like this. Highly superstitious too. When they made that give way, the series of revolutions that rocked alot of their nations gave way to the advancement u see today that they can throw egg on Macron’s face and nothing will happen.

Unfortunately nigerians wont see it this way. Theyll start shouting “antichrist”, this that… Nigerians may see 1 and see another 1. But the mental mapping to combine both to bcom 2, they tend to lack it. Ire oo.
CelebritiesRe: Korra Obidi Begs For Money Online To Help Her Battle Ex Husband Over Their Kids by JoeEeL(m): 9:53am On May 11, 2024
OKOATA:
Bro some guys are degenerate, imagine shaking dry yanch and getting fans from men. That's shows to you that men sometimes don't know what they want. If some men can fantasize about her pako yanch that means even if they see skeleton yanch dem go jerk am like that.
cheesy cheesy
SportsRe: Analysis Of Coaches And Players Who Featured The Most In Champion League Finals by JoeEeL(m): 9:48am On May 11, 2024
GardenOfGod:
I love the way you responded without pouring insult like other Messi fans. Kudos!
Ure welcome sir
BusinessRe: Nigeria's Naira Reverses Back As World's Worst Performing Currency — Bloomberg by JoeEeL(m): 9:44am On May 11, 2024
oluwaseunamos33:
see ur mouth like waste bin. For your information, me and my wife voted for Obi and as our vote no count doesn't mean we should turn whoever that's there to our enemy.
Lol

So u think d opposite of Emilokan is Obi?

No nau. The opposite of emilokan is Yoruba nation. Total exit!
SportsRe: Analysis Of Coaches And Players Who Featured The Most In Champion League Finals by JoeEeL(m): 4:04am On May 11, 2024
GardenOfGod:
Was wondering why Messi no de de list
It says “featured “ in the finals. Although Messi was part of the Barca 06 squad, he was injured before the finals. Giuly, Etoo and Ronaldinho led the line.
BusinessRe: Nigeria's Naira Reverses Back As World's Worst Performing Currency — Bloomberg by JoeEeL(m): 12:03am On May 11, 2024
oluwaseunamos33:
Oh Lord, have mercy on Nigeria and bless us with competent and God fearing leaders that will take us to our promise land ijn
After shouting Emilokan abi?


E fe ku!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mbappe Bids Farewell To PSG Ahead Of Imminent Real Madrid Move by JoeEeL(m): 11:56pm On May 10, 2024
wunmi590:
Mbappe is not coming to destabilise the team, we need somebody that can score goals, I means fastest opportunities in front of goal..

Vini always waste ball too much, so with mbappe, he will be more clinical with goals if the opportunity arises...

Reason why I like him is because he hardly misses goal chances
Boy is clinical to be honest. Not really a fan of him but gotta say
CelebritiesRe: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Arrive In Nigeria (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 1:58pm On May 10, 2024
Irony of life. This prince's fathers went against nature, invading peoples' lands and joining and creating false nations because of human and earth resources to profit from.

Took us as slaves, today their own offspring is married to a descendant of a "slave".

Well well well, Britain should know two things:

First, Scotland will exit UK.
And second, Yoruba nation will exit their zoo for them.

Ire oo.
CelebritiesRe: Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Arrive In Nigeria (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 1:58pm On May 10, 2024
ovie8200:
Nice, just stay away from Fulani área!
You suppose ask who put fulani make them rule over u in the first place?
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Shells Rafah As Biden Vows Arms Suspension by JoeEeL(m): 7:47am On May 10, 2024
Eneye4me:
U are a black monkey in the eye of Jews.
Accepted.

While u are a black ape by ur saudi lords who deserve not to have a future generation which is why ur ancestors were taken by them and castrated before enslavement.
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden: US To Block Bomb, Artillery Shell Shipments If Israel Invades Rafah by JoeEeL(m): 7:45am On May 10, 2024
Squirrel1:
Whether u like am or not, they most be judgement. U think say Innocent kids go just die and the Almighty wouldn't intervene??! Look around u man.

If something gets stolen from u, u long for justice!

U can't burn kids alive and think you'll just walk into heaven. E no fit sup like dat.
Wheres d heaven? U dream too much. Evil and good will exist till the end of time. Heaven is fictitious. Dont be dreamy. Those who control d world affairs are also those who fermented the idea of religious practices today to control the human mind.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 1) On 8th May 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 7:42am On May 10, 2024
Dybala11:
And thanks for reminding me of his highest ceiling since that 14/15 season even at Barca. That doesn't remove anything from my statement. Messi was an immense or should I say most important part of the Barcelona squad of that period, ditto for Ronaldo at Real Madrid.
I know you're still waiting for the champions league he promised you sha, pele. 😂😂😂
He won d world cup. Theres no greater reward than that which Messi won.

D joy I felt like when he won d world cup, I could liken it to d joy of winning 100 Champions League at once. A pity ull never get that experience in life. Its something people will say but ull never experience. What a pity. So sad my little bro.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Vows ISRAEL Will 'STAND ALONE' If It Has To After Biden's Threats. by JoeEeL(m): 6:22am On May 10, 2024
Empiree:
Good luck with that. Israel can never have peace. You can not occupy people and expect peace. The whole world is protesting genocide but Africans that should be the last people to support Israel are supporting genocide. Shame on you guy. Dont ever complain about Fulani herdsmen if they fvck you up. Israel is illegal state

You African didn't learn anything after over 400 years of slavery. Shame on you Mr. Genocide
Ok God bless Israel, God bless Fulani herdsmen. Next?
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Vows ISRAEL Will 'STAND ALONE' If It Has To After Biden's Threats. by JoeEeL(m): 6:20am On May 10, 2024
juliuscaesar:
If you think the current members of the Jewish state that make us today's Israel are the same Israelites from the Bible, then I feel sorry for you. Are you aware that Israel is a Jewish state? They are about 70% Jewish. Jews do not believe in Jesus Christ. They label him as an imposter. They say Jesus is not the son of God. So, how is it that so called "Christians" who believe in Jesus Christ, align themselves with Israel? You cannot believe in Jesus Christ and then support a nation that says Jesus is an imposter, posing as the son of God. Both cannot be right. It is either the Jews are right or Christians are. Who do you think is right?
Let me help u. The commonality is not the belief in Jesus but the stance against Islamic terrorism and irritants.

Now cry.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Vows ISRAEL Will 'STAND ALONE' If It Has To After Biden's Threats. by JoeEeL(m): 5:56am On May 10, 2024
Babalegba:
You are a joke. Your knowledge of the bible and current world events is laughably abysmal.
You stand with murderers and hate because you want to please God, you are a joke.
If you read the bible you will find out that God does not use UK and USA to fight his battles.
He would just choose a few people to fight the. battle and give them victory not with missiles and aircraft carriers but by his power.
We don’t need any fictitious power. Na brain Israel go deh use kill una. Una wan use style disarm them abi? Nonsense power. You must think Israel Na deluded Nigerian xtians
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Vows ISRAEL Will 'STAND ALONE' If It Has To After Biden's Threats. by JoeEeL(m): 5:54am On May 10, 2024
Stephench:
Israel and America keep playing stupid games. You can't fool everyone. Israel cannot survive a week without the US - the US knows this and Israel knows this. The US also knows that the time they'll have issues is not yet here. When that time comes, Israel will be wiped off the face of the earth
Later, na still una go talk say Na Jews dey run USA.

So why the cries anyway? USA, just one country, is what yall weeping for? It shows Islamic terrorists are wimps. Its just like 1 boy defeating 10 people. And the 10 guys are saying because he has d backing of the senior prefect.

It then exposes how stupid the 10 pupils are. Same way syria, palestine, iran, iraq, pakistan, afghanistan, yemen, algeria, tunisia, northern nigeria and some yoruba islamic terrorist-loving nairaland idiots are all stupid!
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu Vows ISRAEL Will 'STAND ALONE' If It Has To After Biden's Threats. by JoeEeL(m): 5:51am On May 10, 2024
jahsharon:
Israel cannot fight Togo or Chad alone if USA is not fighting for Israel
Later, na still una go talk say Na Jews dey run USA.

So why the cries anyway? USA, just one country, is what yall weeping for? It shows Islamic terrorists are wimps. Its just like 1 boy defeating 10 people. And the 10 guys are saying because he has d backing of the senior prefect.

It then exposes how stupid the 10 pupils are. Same way syria, palestine, iran, iraq, pakistan, afghanistan, yemen, algeria, tunisia, northern nigeria and some yoruba islamic terrorist-loving nairaland idiots are all stupid!

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