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AgricultureRe: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by JoeEeL(m): 1:19pm On May 07, 2024
Fujiyama:
^^^
True.

That's why I mentioned the 'burying the head' immediately bit in my third post.

I stepped on a puff adder (related to the gaboon viper) once. The only thing that saved me was that it was already dead - maybe of natural causes? It blended so well with the sandy soil around that I just didn't see it - was somebody else who drew my attention to it.

If that adder was alive I would surely have been bitten and who knows how things would have turned out. I learned to be very cautious around snake territory after that incident. I give them their space and avoid a confrontation if I can help it.
Lucky you. And yeah, their ominous camouflage tendency is another trait not spoken as much as its striking speed capability or its venom power pack / long fangs etc.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Tanks And Troops Enter Rafah As Ceasefire Talks Collapse by JoeEeL(m): 12:44pm On May 07, 2024
michlins:
it's almost a year now. Hamas can never be eliminated. You crush them today, kids grow up and they will continue the same ear but this time in another way
And Israel's children will kpai the terrorists children. Simple and short.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Tanks And Troops Enter Rafah As Ceasefire Talks Collapse by JoeEeL(m): 12:43pm On May 07, 2024
Deltancapo:
That thing is worse than an animal.
Islamic terrorsts on the loose everywia...

This painment is so satisfying. cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Tanks And Troops Enter Rafah As Ceasefire Talks Collapse by JoeEeL(m): 12:42pm On May 07, 2024
michlins:
Israel don fk up this time. They're now seen as the aggressor and not defending themselves. This is election year for Biden and he wouldn't want to be seen as a war protagonist.

Several people and nations are currently siding with people of Palestine. There's something about human emotions, it's not stable and just few tick and tweak will change it completely
Your cry never start.

Make Biden go, make Trump enter na... Na then u go know say crase and werey na two different things.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Tanks And Troops Enter Rafah As Ceasefire Talks Collapse by JoeEeL(m): 12:41pm On May 07, 2024
Kingosytex:
Anywhere one sees a war thread, the next thing he will see is your moniker.
You are a warmonger.
Failed Gaslighting grin grin
AgricultureRe: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by JoeEeL(m): 10:11am On May 07, 2024
Fujiyama:
Your video shows a young man placing the dead viper (with its head still intact) around his neck. undecided

That young man is dicing with death. He obviously doesn't know.

The bite reflex in some snakes is still active long after 'death' has occurred. There is a reason why so many Nigerian languages have proverbs about making sure the head of a snake should be cut off after it has been killed.

One mistake (just a slight grazing of that boy's flesh by any of those fangs) and you could very well have a fatality within 60 minutes.

Educate your farmhands/labourers ASAP. I am surprised they didn't know this already.
Even when the head is cut off, it still retains its biting reflex. The potential is always there just like chickens having the ability to run or flap even after the head has been cut off.

So not only cutting the head off but also keeping the head away from any living thing is the best bet.
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Using Flyers, Text Messages And Phone Calls To Instruct Gazans On Evacuation by JoeEeL(m): 9:54am On May 07, 2024
AuschwitzPrefec:
They don't give a fly ass about the Old Testament aka Torah.

These are Talmudic genocidal bastards reading the hate filled rantings of their rabbis.

You don't even know what Judaism is .
We know. It is the perfect antidote to islamic terroristic madness. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Using Flyers, Text Messages And Phone Calls To Instruct Gazans On Evacuation by JoeEeL(m): 9:53am On May 07, 2024
AuschwitzPrefec:
Your day will come.

Continue.

Judas.
Indescribable painment cheesy cheesy

Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Using Flyers, Text Messages And Phone Calls To Instruct Gazans On Evacuation by JoeEeL(m): 9:50am On May 07, 2024
Gudguyonly:
Leave that guy to continue deceiving himself, jews don't care about Christianity or any religion at all.

May be he should research about the persecution of Christians in Israel.
WE DONT CARE. tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Lukewarm Christians In Heaven? by JoeEeL(m): 1:24pm On May 06, 2024
StillDtruth:
See joker, Police dey tell thieves when dem go come catch them?
Smh. U are one of the worst defenders of ur middle-eastern borrowed faith I've ever come across.

You don't even know what you're doing. You are just part of a crowd. At least if you want to form conviction on something, you should be well-rooted.
Foreign AffairsRe: Spain, Ireland Discuss Recognizing Palestinian State Amid Rafah Evacuation Order by JoeEeL(m): 12:28pm On May 06, 2024
Let Palestine come to Northern Nigeria and make it their home. Sokoto/Gobiri precisely.
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Lukewarm Christians In Heaven? by JoeEeL(m): 12:28pm On May 06, 2024
StillDtruth:
So say thieves and scammers till that day of weeping and gnashing came
Hmmn interesting.

So what day was that? What day did it ever happen that thieves and scammers had a particular day of being consigned to "weeping" and "gnashing"?

Any links? Historical sources?
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Lukewarm Christians In Heaven? by JoeEeL(m): 11:55am On May 06, 2024
StillDtruth:
Has the world not already seen the plagues?
When God Comes you'll know that it was better you evils were never born.
Come ko, comer ni.
Science/TechnologyRe: Wildlife Photographer Wakes Up From A Nap Under A Tree With A Sleeping Cheetah by JoeEeL(m): 9:14am On May 06, 2024
Kingpele:
Dangerous I pray he doesn't end up one day in thier stomach....whites are risk takers and that why they are so developed and more exposed...but here in Africa foolishness reigns ... no matter how bad a leader is in Africa he will have million supporters
They are risk takers because religion does not hold their brain backwards. They've outgrown religion.

A typical staunted brainwashed xtian/ mumuslim will say "Oh only god makes the rains, why question his authority"... the white would ask what are the natural events that form to make one drop of rain? Once they can make one drop, they know they can multiply it.

Today, the efforts of these people have brought about the inventive cloud seeding that leads to the formation of artificial rains and even desert countries are employing such advanced feat. Case in point is the flooding that happened in dubai recently. They will keep honing and honing that science while nigeria will keep ringing bell and loudspeaker for morning prayers.

That's one way how religion holds braindead people backwards, like nigeria.
CrimeRe: ECWA Pastor, Peter Emmanuel, Killed By Bandits In Kaduna (Photo) by JoeEeL(m): 8:57am On May 06, 2024
They won't stop killing and killing and killing until all nigerian non-muslims, and then non-fulanis are wiped off that space called nigeria.

Do nigerians look like people that can stop this, I very much doubt so.

I have my reasons but will it make any change, I doubt. Nigerians never ready. Besides today na early momo, make I face my own life abeg.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Dies After Friends Pushed Her Into Pot Of Boiling Stew by JoeEeL(m): 8:54am On May 06, 2024
nurudeen181:
na only you be the we.. mouthpiece
lol
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Dies After Friends Pushed Her Into Pot Of Boiling Stew by JoeEeL(m): 7:53am On May 06, 2024
nurudeen181:
i just dey imagine say if na Hausa muslim girl push christian girl inside pot if soup, would the place be this calm even if the motives is same as reported
We dont care. Sheybi una deh call us infidels anyway? Why u wan come cook pot of soup with us?

Deh ur deh make we deh our deh abeg
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Dies After Friends Pushed Her Into Pot Of Boiling Stew by JoeEeL(m): 7:47am On May 06, 2024
HenryWilliams:
May her soul rest in peace..
Like someone rightly said..if you're a beautiful woman, find equally beautiful women to roll with..at least the envy won't be about beauty cos that's the first thing ugly women go for, to destroy the beauty of their rivals.
Sorry..but judging from the picture above .the burnt body can't be her ..
The top picture displays a skinny lady while the cadaver is very fleshy especially in the hips, buttocks and thighs..
Case of two different people?
Deep scalds cause swelling, hence making her look fat.
Christianity EtcRe: A Christian That Commits Suicide, Will He Go To Hellfire? by JoeEeL(m): 8:20pm On May 05, 2024
beejaay:
This really cracked me up and made my day at the same time.. Just see how people dey talk with so much conviction as if they had already been there.. Some are even ready to abuse others to submission.. But when it comes to reality the phrase change to God's knows better...
That's nigerian xtians for u. That's all their brains can process.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's 45th Birthday Photos by JoeEeL(m): 8:15pm On May 05, 2024
femi4:
husband
Haha, are u for real? Wait are u sure?

But she's beautiful and I think accomplished / rich enough to have almost any kind of spec of man.

So don't u think it's just her choice to have remained single all these years?

Pls Im not understanding o.
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Lukewarm Christians In Heaven? by JoeEeL(m): 8:12pm On May 05, 2024
StillDtruth:
There is no point in responding for after all your years on earth, do.you not know what sin and evil is?

And since God is The Greatest do you.not have the sense to know that "No man or thing can fight His Creator and Win?"

Tell me whether you wont kill 100 bandit children attacking your child when he travelss?

https://www.nairaland.com/8068127/did-god-kill-42-children#129550336

Can't wait for God to eradicate all you evils!
The way he eradicated the world because of sin with a fabled flood, hey?? Oh... u believe the imaginary flood too. Hahaha. grin grin

Kai. Black man and superstition. They scarcely have need for the use of their brains.

When I told u to describe the traits of your so-called skygod, I told u, u would end up describing the devil even more. Your bible records showed that your god killed even more people than the devil, this one go shock u fa... Small boy. grin

Go rest. Make u nor too enter depression. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Lukewarm Christians In Heaven? by JoeEeL(m): 8:07pm On May 05, 2024
StillDtruth:
Yet your ancestors had a name for him even before the white devils came. As God Said, ye have eyes yet do not see, so continue walking in darkness after all you know the Way.
My ancestors never had a name for a useless childish invented fable called a devil. If u show me where devil is / exists, then I'll show u were zeus lives.

How old are u? Im sure u believe if ur food falls on the floor, "devil has eaten it". Or if u do something immoral, you'll blame a fiction called devil.
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by JoeEeL(m): 7:37pm On May 05, 2024
cjudy:
seun and all mod so you won’t see this bet9ja boy that live under the bridge insulting someone’s mother?
It may be excessive though, agreed.

But we all be guys na and it is football banter. U dont need to seek his ban.
Christianity EtcRe: A Christian That Commits Suicide, Will He Go To Hellfire? by JoeEeL(m): 5:04pm On May 05, 2024
janeedema:
Interesting! Have you ever wondered where all those with their PhDs go after they die? It is wisdom to be more concerned about that. For this life and its pumps shall profit us nothing.
They leave legacies that future generations benefit from.

But i need u to realise that my argument is NOT that Ph Ds and religion are mutually exclusive.

Dont u think blacks should be more worried on how virtually useless and very little they contribute to world development than it is currently? Is it not a worry how shameless we are about this?

Why do we all of a sudden bcom arrogant experts when it comes to very arbitrary things like “spiritual things”, folktales and religion? If una no get shame, ome me I get o.
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Lukewarm Christians In Heaven? by JoeEeL(m): 4:49pm On May 05, 2024
StillDtruth:
As an adulterer cannot condemn another adulterer so also would you not see Satan because you yourself are as evil as he is.
Being born and brainwashed as a xtian, I very well know that xtians have vague definition of things. For instance sin is not always defined as an ‘act’ but as a nature arising from being simply born as seed of man (flesh)

So I ask, whats d meaning of evil? Define it first let me give ur brainwashed grey matter the benefit of the doubt. If its d case as what I described up there, then theres no point evn responding. I cant stress my brain on mad thinking this evening.

And if u had sense too, ull see that ur skygod has more traits than the devil when it comes to evil than I could ever?

Could I ever grant the wish of bears eating over 40kids just because they mocked a prophet of mine?

I swear nigerian xtians are gargantuan nutcases 🤣
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Lukewarm Christians In Heaven? by JoeEeL(m): 4:43pm On May 05, 2024
StillDtruth:
As an adulterer cannot condemn another adulterer so also would you not see Satan because you yourself are as evil as he is.
Who’s satan?
Have u ever seen him?
Where does he live?
What are his traits?

Did u know my ancestors were reasonable enough to know such imaginary creature never existed until europeans came with these folktales?


Where is d proof of an existing devil? This level of crap u spew is so tiring. Theres little difference between u and a brainwashed toddler. Only difference is a bit more command of english. Thats all.

If u doubt me, ur next sunday service, go to the kiddies section and ask a kiddo there to prove satan. Then come back and read ur baloney here.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's 45th Birthday Photos by JoeEeL(m): 4:33pm On May 05, 2024
femi4:
Depression
Ok thanks bro. But most people are depressed one way or the other na. Im serious now.

Whats d cause of her depression?
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's 45th Birthday Photos by JoeEeL(m): 4:30pm On May 05, 2024
Austineva:
I'm telling you my awesome Brother. Don't mind them especially this olosho woman called @Destiny Etiko.
When Biafra comes, they dare not try that nonsense in our land. We will put a very strict rules that will curb those oloshoism ways of life. Tufia!
More wotowoto to them Bro grin grin cheesy
U too sabi jare my guy. Wa gbayi.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's 45th Birthday Photos by JoeEeL(m): 12:35pm On May 05, 2024
femi4:
If only you know the battle she's facing within
Then probably shes handling it better than others. Dont u think so?

But what battles if I may ask?
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's 45th Birthday Photos by JoeEeL(m): 12:32pm On May 05, 2024
Austineva:
my mannnn grin grin grin. You carry vawulence come this morning o🤣🤣🤣
Happy Sunday Sir!🙏
Egbon mi, sometimes we gats suspend this biafra and yoruba agitation small, to give all these nigerian girls some wotowoto. They dont support the agitation anyways so they deserve the lashing.

U go think say i deh play. See the destiny etiko girl posing just shortly after her papa die o.


Shey when biafra come after all d sweat and blood, u go gree make biafra women deh do anyhow like this for shosho media? Or u no go carry beta cane sama them?

Christianity EtcRe: Are There Lukewarm Christians In Heaven? by JoeEeL(m): 11:55am On May 05, 2024
RussellRutherfo:
Typical illiterate and unrepentant seed of satan. Your father whose stock is trade in lies.

I stopped reading and knew explaining to an autistic retarded son of Satan like you is like casting pearls before pigs when you said that the Bible is "one" book and was "assembled" in Nicea.

I just knew you are an unread bast.ard trying to deny the existence of your father, satan who speaks through you. Continue to allow your father, satan to speak through you mụ.gu and at the appointed time. You will face the wrath of the Lamb who will be the judge of all.

Revelation 14:10 NKJV — “he himself shall also drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out full strength into the cup of His indignation. He shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb.


Hopeless mụ.gu. That's why Juju men are making a mụ.gu of you for the illness you have.
Hanhan... but why is this particular sheeple pained like this? E shock u say person dey call d bluff of ur imaginary god? Eeya... I can relate with d pain. tongue

See colonised black osa descendant forming 'literate'? Hohohoho cheesy

wrath ko? rot ni... C'mon get outta here. Who u and ur sky daddy wan threaten? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Are There Lukewarm Christians In Heaven? by JoeEeL(m): 11:12am On May 05, 2024
RussellRutherfo:
See satanic thinking.
No wonder you evolved from animal.
Typical nigerian croaking. If I ask u whether u've seen satan before or visited his house, the answer is no. Or you'll, without shame and ability to independently reason, quote one book assembled in Nicaea by men with more working brains than you, thousands of years ago.

If I evolve from an animal, what's the fuss? Did your bible not describe your jewish lord this way

Rev 5: 6 - "...and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes"... See attached image to see what that looks like:

I don't blame u at all. If I were to be unemployed in nigeria, there's no other job I would have picked but that of a clergy for the reason being that nigeria has an unending supply of hopeless mugus... and majority of the so-called pastors damn well know it. When they converse with people like us, they know we know the game. But will their mugus ever know? Never: their brains are dead. cheesy

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