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Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 6:18am On Jul 02, 2024
shaybebaby:
Ma'am. cheesy

For real! Policies developed with these as foundational truths will definitely turn around the country.

It cuts across ethnic and religious divides.

Now, go forth and get into politics. We need people like you at helm.
Yes sorry sis. I have edited the comment but you know na, unfortunately old-school nairaland does not create a notification for an updated comment.

I spent a bit of time glossing thru ur nl diary. I'm surprised ure keeping a diary online. Just surprising somewhat.

Anyway sis I wish u well, and uhm, I have no interest in politics. I will not even last long in it. What do I even know. You know it's easier to talk from the outside lol. Abeg lemme just keep talking from the outside laidis o.

Morning to u sis.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 5:54am On Jul 02, 2024
shaybebaby:
Fantastic submission. Especially the bolded.
Anyone reading this should sit down in reflection of what you have written.
Thanks sis.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 2:51am On Jul 02, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Storyland! No be these same do-nothing people of you have today in those very same tribes go dey there after the division? No be these same politicians and political touts you have each tribe go dey the same place after the divisions. Make una stop to dey drink this god-awful coolaid abeg! undecided
Then enjoy your one-nigeria. kiss
TV/Movies › Re: Rita Dominic Slams A Critic Of Her ‘Lekki Wives' Appearance by JoeEeL(m): 2:50am On Jul 02, 2024
Artorius:
Your comment make plenty sense, but abeg, wetin be GMO?
Hmmn. Genetically Modified Organism.

A way seedlings and meat for human consumption are genetically and artificially modified in the laboratory. There are concerns of its adverse effects both to the soil it is planted in, the shelf-life of the seedlings, and its effects on human health in general.

It is not allowed in most parts of europe and america. They are only pushing this agenda in africa. What is worse: it is championed by Bill Gates and some other eugenics proponents who already have lamented the human population growth, especially in africa.

THere are speculations that it causes increase in infertility in humans, fertility reduction in women, organ failures etc. Many medical organisations in nigeria have been bribed already. Including ur president. In fact, you would soon see compromised medical "experts" telling us why there is no GMO agenda and why people who raise the concerns are mere fear-mongerers.

There is connection with the relentless destruction of farmlands all across nigeria and the introduction of this GMO. It is not a coincidence at all. Your governors know about this and are compromising on it. The natural crops are called natural seed growers and they hv kept on being destroyed across many parts of the country, esp. middle belt and north.

With the introduction of this GMO, the lab experts can determine the shelf-life of the artificial seedlings sold to africans. That way we can now become increasingly dependent on them for food again. This is like food colonialism.

See bro, subsaharan africa is in soup.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 2:40am On Jul 02, 2024
Kobojunkie:
No be the same crooks and others who have been waiting their own turn una go carry enter your regions. undecided
Liken the total predicament to the process of making moin-moin.

The division of the country along ethnic lines is just to prepare the ground. It is just to reduce the confusion and complications that arise mostly due to tribal, ethnic and religious differences. That process is just to whittle it down, to increase homogeneity. This process is just like the stage of gathering the moin-moin leaves. Still elementary phase: part 1.

The main processes, the grinding and cooking phase, will occur after the division. I won't say more than that.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 2:35am On Jul 02, 2024
Seun362:
Thanks you, shebi na One Nigeria, na that one nigeria go kill Nigeria.
Wa gbayi.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 2:33am On Jul 02, 2024
Cmanforall:
Nothing will happen to their children.
Check Abacha's children
She's defeated. A typical defeated black man or woman reasons this way. Because they are so mentally conquered to enact justice on their wicked rulers, they would resolve to sentiments and start using swears and curse for an invisble god to punish them.

I don't know when they will rise above sentiments. All their wicked rulers are sending their children to schools of working societies right in front of black man eye o. In fact, these wicked rulers are positioning their kids already to continue the mantle from where they stopped abi is it not in front of our very eye that El rufai son don be house of assembly member or something?

Black man problem just many.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 2:29am On Jul 02, 2024
UTMOST10:
No matter how difficult it’s in this country. Family and I, we will never beg to eat 🙏
Up here is an example of a typical black man's mentality. This is an example of how religion eats away at the brain of a typical black man.

Many of those who made this statement, some don kpai. Some are the same people creating posts and begging diasporans like this op. Others, in their old comments, they were boasting about how only they and their family are insulated from economic hardship because they probably have a "special" way they connect to their invisible god.

This individualistic or close-unit familial mindset is one reason why the country is where it is today. The socalled stup!d celebrities don't care about others because they and their family do not "beg to eat". Same thing for politicians.

Even during the endsars, there were those who earned money online by doing remote work and because of this, they didnt feel the need to involve in the protest. This is the most backwards mentality of the black man. They dont know that a working society is far better than an individual milestone.

You travel abroad to sane countries because the society works. Crime is on a low so you do not bother about erecting huge walls, electrifiying your fences or hiring security guard to protect your home. In nigeria, you make money but you create a huge fence, put broken bottles on your fence, add 2 iron doors, dash in and out.

You are only as rich as your outer society. You are only as free as the outer society. If you live in the midst of mad people, foreigners will regard you as mad. Even if you speak coherently, they will but brand your madness as posh.

Reason. You are not more special than those who have said these words and are now begging and hassling people on whatsapp and extended family members. OP was probably saying things like you 3 years ago. Let's see what you may say 3 years after.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 2:16am On Jul 02, 2024
Sangoamadioha1:
Nigerians did end Sars, what changed apart from some few promises.
Kenya just did their own version, they have been given some promises and everything is back to normal.

Nigerians have been there and done that.
Nigerians have been there and done that yen yen yen... Done which crap nonsense?! undecided

Stories. Is that how to do protest? They kllled just a few people and everybody ran inside and started doing tribal blame games.

The soldiers that shot were just following orders. So you don't know that some will die? As they kill some, they expect the protesters to mount a serious comeback so they can have tangible reason to recoil. They need us to be hardcore to an extent.

But trust this GMO generation na. Na to fold like wimps, dey hide, dey peep thru window.

Shioor abeg. undecided
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 2:11am On Jul 02, 2024
I DON'T TAKE NIGERIANS SERIOUSLY. THEY WILL BE COMPLAINING ABOUT HARDSHIP.

BUT JUST SUGGEST A BREAKING APART OF THE ZOOLOGICAL REPUBLIC, THE LUGARDIAN CURSED EMPIRE, THE SO-CALLED NIGGGER-REANS WILL UNITE AND COME FOR YOUR HEAD.

AND WILL MOCK YOU IF YOU ARE TAKEN AWAY OR INCARCERATED.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 2:09am On Jul 02, 2024
Kobojunkie:
The best thing Nigerians abroad can do for Nigerians in Nigeria is to cut off that lifeline that has kept the people suffering and smiling even going as far as celebrating the criminals they have in office. A year without that yearly $17 Billion remittance will not only cause the people to begin to see red but maybe finally force them to rise up and do the needful. undecided
Sounds counter-intuitive but makes sense upon deeper reflection.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m): 2:08am On Jul 02, 2024
DUNDEEmoderatos:
Coming from a suffering Nigga.
It is not enough to call him a suffering ni666er. Some of these people are moles planted all over the internet space to defend the epileptic government and to influence those with weak minds on ethnic, tribal or religious grounds.

Before the hungry and angry typical nigerian hits the streets against the politicians, they need to first identify the enablers and defenders and take the war to them first.

There needs to be an inner revolution first before the outer revolution.
Family › Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by JoeEeL(m):
DID KENYANS ASK FOR THEIR PEOPLE ABROAD BEFORE THEY STAGED A REVOLUTION??

WEAK-ASS BLACK VEXATIOUS NIGGGER-AREANS.

SHEBI ALL OF UNA NA PRAYER WARRIORS NA. WHAT ALLAH CANNOT DO DOES NOT EXIST; MIRACLE NO DEY TIRE JESUS. NO MATTER THE STATE OF THE ECONOMY, MY HOUSEHOLD AND I BLABLABLA...


Is It Not Some Of You That Were Going For 2023 Elections That Were Fighting Diasporans Of Biafra And Oduduwa Extraction, Saying They Were Sponsored? Many Of Us Here Mocked The Arrest Of Kanu, Igboho And Even When Ekpa Was Temporarily Arrested.

Even Up Till Today, Una Still Keep Mocking Them. Go To Ekpa's Page Or Koiki's Page Or Mayegun Diary Politico.

Lazy Irritating Niggger-areans. Shey One-nigeria Don Dey Tire Una So Quick?

I Watched A Number Of Programs Then: From Adeola Fayehun To Dr Damages To That Delta Dreads Guy (Pararan mock news or so). Even Here On Nl. You People Mocked Us Saying We Are Sponsored. Okay Na

WE MUST ALL SUFFER THE FOOLISHNESS TOGETHER. DIASPORANS, HOLD UNA MONEY BACK. CONQUERED BLACK SLAVES MUST LEARN.
TV/Movies › Re: Rita Dominic Slams A Critic Of Her ‘Lekki Wives' Appearance by JoeEeL(m): 9:49pm On Jul 01, 2024
jkuvira:
Oga, na you dey listen to mediocre Nigerian music with wacky lyrics. And the abroad people you are calling equally have artists who release songs having uncanny similarities with these Nigerian lyrics you're decrying.

Change your taste in the Nigerian artists you listen and receive peace.

Have you even seen Oloture which highlights one of the things you mentioned, or Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti.

And, not every piece has to capture a social issue. It is okay and normal for something to just be about anything unserious that won't add a value to your being. It is called entertainment.
Thanks. I've looked around for more lyrically meaningful artistes but they are few and far between.
Travel › Re: Japa: Over 71,000 Nigerians Obtained Canadian Citizenship In Two Decades by JoeEeL(m): 10:08am On Jul 01, 2024
Ahmed0336:
Omo!!! With all the media japa hype, pesin no go know say Indian, china, Iraq, Pakistan even almighty UK and US japa pass us shocked
U go fear fear na

But the difference is that Canadians also travel to UK, and USA to obtain citizenship there too.

Its such like an exchange. But u see Nigeria, its a one-way ticket.
TV/Movies › Re: Rita Dominic Slams A Critic Of Her ‘Lekki Wives' Appearance by JoeEeL(m):
All na hustle sha.

By the way, when Nigeria movie industry go do film like prison break or 24? This is what I keep saying. Both in songs, movies, books etc., we only get mediocre stuff. In songs, you'll be hearing lyrics like "Come wetin dey worry you, I get money pass your papa o hmmn".

In the movie industry, you'll be hearing titles like "Heart of Fire", "Lagos husbands"... now see this one: "Lekki housewives". Is everything always all about love, family, relationship, cheating etc? I just don tire. Please engage your brains please. There is a site in Idanre where they tend to hear sounds from a caved rock. You can form a movie around that idea. There is abundance of fulani terrorists and bandits all the way from sahel down to lagos. Think of a movie that sheds light on how ammo runs illegally, espionage, hideouts, upper echelon conspiracy, crime fighting, crisis management, world politics, neo-colonialism, terrorism, unjust detentions, illegal mining / bunkery, even secession. Disguise it in such a way that it would pass the screening test but your viewers that have sense would know where you're going.

There is a current GMO agenda in Nigeria already in the works. Nollywood producers cannot think of a movie that would encapsulate the danger, knock-on effects and predictability of this agenda and how far-reaching its effects could be. No o. Instead at the dead of the night, they will be sending email to oldies like Rita Dominic or mercy Johnson that "Hey, we are about to shoot one movie in Lekki. Please can you play the role of a housewife or sugar-mummy? We estimate between 2 - 4 million for a cameo role if the numbers hit so-so- and so figure"
Crime › Re: Travellers Kidnapped, One Shot On Sagamu-ijebu-ode Expressway by JoeEeL(m): 8:46am On Jul 01, 2024
Belcon:
God over to you please save our land
Wise men put measures in place to save their land.
Music/Radio › Re: Sky B- Victory Song (official Video ) by JoeEeL(m): 8:27am On Jul 01, 2024
femi4:
Guy, go rest small and work on yourself

In this part of the World, comeback is impossible.

If I dey lie, ask Psquare and Dbanj
Hmmn, not all the time.

Simi, made a comeback after fading off with her single hit ara-ile. She re-branded and came with a hit with Falz (soldier) in 2016. Since then, she's been mainstream.
Health › Re: Woman Climbs Flyover And Plunges To Her Death In Delta by JoeEeL(m): 7:22am On Jul 01, 2024
RighteousDemon:
They were filming her. Instead of proactive measures. [s]Social media is making zombies out of Africans[/s]
Africans are making zombies out of social media.
Health › Re: Woman Climbs Flyover And Plunges To Her Death In Delta by JoeEeL(m): 7:21am On Jul 01, 2024
Chrisrare:
Why not use a quick and less painful method like sniper. If life is hard, death shouldn't be also hard.
So in ur mind, sniper is easy.

Just dey play.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Ahead Of Davido, Burna Boy In Fresh Prosperity Analysis by JoeEeL(m): 1:44am On Jul 01, 2024
[quote author=weedfada post=130730546][/quote]God go bless you tire.

She's been the best female artiste to come out of naija in the past 10 years.

I can name many nigerian female singers and nearly none can come close in holding a candle to her.

See names:

1. Tiwa Savage (Very versatile but still holds no candle to Morgan).
2. Simi (Sonorous voice. Good dancer. Intelligent actress and song scripter). She try though but no reach
3. D'ija (Powerful voice. Has a unique range of pitches. Still no reach. Left the scene too early).
4. Stormrex (No reach)
5. Fave (Her dancehall style reminds me of Cynthia just a likkle. Still nuh reach).
6. Waje (No reach. Generally simple songs she sings).
7. Yemi Alade (So-called Mama Africa. Sings one reasonable song after 9 cringy songs)
8. Tems (Overrated)
9. Teni (Hit and miss)
10. Niniola (Good but not excellent)
11. Qing Madi (Tries for her age)
12. Eva Alordiah (Good)

Purposely decided to leave out the likes of Sade Adu or Asa who sing completely different genres and firmly fall into a prior generation but I place only these 2 above Cynthia Morgan... that I can recall for now.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Ahead Of Davido, Burna Boy In Fresh Prosperity Analysis by JoeEeL(m): 11:15pm On Jun 30, 2024
Dangrace01:
Respect! Good analysis

Hope you are not joeel kennis music?
Hahaha, boss no o.

Haba, I swear no o. cheesy cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Ahead Of Davido, Burna Boy In Fresh Prosperity Analysis by JoeEeL(m): 3:33pm On Jun 30, 2024
willyo:
Dope jam there bro. All three fantastic
U sabi.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Ahead Of Davido, Burna Boy In Fresh Prosperity Analysis by JoeEeL(m):
Since Wizkid lost his mum last year, you can tell his passion dropped. And his mom was not that old.

After Davido lost his kid, his passion also dropped. But at least he seems to have partially recovered, and he always had other kids anyway. His wife has not recovered.

As for Burna, one of d very few nigerian singers that can do an int'l collabo and I wouldn't cringe about his lyrics or his delivery. Another is Patoranking. Tiwa Savage is one, Wizkid a little. Asa definitely. Omah Lay surely. Ruger, to a very good extent. Fave, Ayrra Star.

Singers with lyrics that make me cringe Kizz Daniel (melodious but nursery rhymes), Davido (energetic but lyrics too cringy most of the time e.g, "so mi so, I don nono... Energy like cocaine, creme de de la creme), Victony, Young Jonn (sings nonsense, man should stick to dj), Shallipopi (should not be mentioning this guy sef), Rema (babyish lyrics: "come here wetin dey worry you, I get money pass your papa uhhn'), Odumodu (does not piece his rap story properly), CKay (lyrically lazy dude), Kcee (You would think his lyrics would have matured considering his duration in this game)

Summary: Nigerian singers should do better with their lyrics abeg. I mean, it's not that difficult na. Worse comes to worse, open dictionary, learn history and cultures of other places and research idioms and witty expressions. Put efforts. Make person hear music make hin brain engage small. All these primary 1 lyrics don tire person ear abeg.

That is why I miss Cynthia morgan:

Bubble Bup (2016) "Definitely them a call on me
Cos me a get the stuff wey fit fall down d economy
Girl friend me never let the things of the world dishonour me
Call me boyfriends sidechicks them a fall on me


Word for dah
Whine in a bubble bup
Still in my run baff-mi say them no fit
Whine in a bubble bup
Stick stake it sticky-yicky...


Simmer: one-two.
Wey the way me bounce it for him, me lock down me tin' tin' tin' tin' tin' tin',
Bounce it for him, me lock down the tin' for me baby baby o


Like Dat (Ft Banky W, WizzyPro)

"Girl a full
When she turn up you cant look away
Money red bottom money things that she wear
Everything tight with a suiting Marykay
Hold on


She want the bread not the winner
Money cheese and the keys to your beamer
And she too deep her frisk collar bout to kill her
When she comes through she she is a killer


Hold on
She a street hustler
Man a real smuggler
She never jack by left course that's a ritual
If you are drug then she is the smuggler


Chilling up with killers
Girl 'a overzealous
She don't want no hilux
But she waiting for her pick up
Call her friends for link up
Chilling with the dons and the geez
her skirt never cross above her knees"
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani: Insecurity Worse Under Buhari Than Tinubu by JoeEeL(m): 1:38pm On Jun 30, 2024
This man don turn apc spokesperson.

O kare o.
Travel › Re: Nigerians Allegedly Face Xenophobia In Benin Republic by JoeEeL(m): 9:37am On Jun 29, 2024
Rubyjade:
Chase them away. Some Nigerians have spoilt or soiled our name in African countries. For instance, in Kenya, Nigerians are known for fraud (Yahoo) & South Africa (Drugs).
U didnt even add exported prostitution?
Crime › Re: Please Save My Life — Abducted Zamfara Catholic Priest Begs Nigerians In Video by JoeEeL(m): 8:10am On Jun 29, 2024
Ever8090:
Omo...no need to wait for government to legalize gun, make everybody buy him own God to secure himself and him family, me don dey gather money already,..any Fulani herdsman I see around me I go first gee am one for forehead...
Way to go...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries Urge Their Citizens To Leave Lebanon Amid Fears Of War by JoeEeL(m): 12:54am On Jun 29, 2024
olaniyilukman:
Oloriburuku and one unfortunate father Righteousness or what exactly is your manner
Why call him oloriburuku?

Waht has he done that warrants that?
Culture › Re: Ado Bayero Hoists Flag At Nassarawa Mini Palace by JoeEeL(m): 10:16pm On Jun 27, 2024
Inyaky:
2face was given a title in Kaduna or one northern state like that, or the picture you saw is from a music video, 2face is idoma, idomas has nothing close to northern Emirates, the idoma culture is totally different and idomas are Christians, only a few of them are moslem, Joel s father is ibo while mom is an idoma woman, his parents lived in Kaduna, that means he grew up in Kaduna and that could have influenced him dressing like them at a point.
You are very correct. I understand your point. Thank you.
Culture › Re: Ado Bayero Hoists Flag At Nassarawa Mini Palace by JoeEeL(m): 2:23pm On Jun 27, 2024
WantsandMore:
Perhaps Stockholm syndrome or just Palin policy of assimilation at play, like Nigerians dress like Britons, write like them, worship like them and even wants to speak the English language better than them after causing monumental havoc on the west African nation. Kinda like stuck 2ith what your oppressor left behind and there's no one left to teach you otherwise, unlike the Chinese, japs,the Koreans,Russians et al.
You have said it all. It's a strange relationship but does exist.
Culture › Re: Ado Bayero Hoists Flag At Nassarawa Mini Palace by JoeEeL(m): 1:31pm On Jun 27, 2024
See these shady Bayero's eyes sha.

I remember one song by Joe el, the singer who sings and looks like 2 face (and quite by small coincidence, my moniker mimics)..

He sang a song called "Oya now" with Oritsefemi in 2014 or so, produced by the late OJB Jezreel.

A few lines of the lyrics are:

"Isaac has sent joel bayaro (haha)
I mean back in the days of ado bayero (sabada)"


----------------------------

What I'm thinking is Joe el is from Southern Kaduna and his father was killed by fulani terrorists in 2020 or so. My question is, why is it that some middle-belt people tend to honour this culture of the fulanis despite what their eyes have seen?

Ice Prince from Jos dresses like that sometimes. 2 face from Benue wey no far o, does the same thing, dressing like an emir sometimes, shortly after fulani sahel bandits had laid waste his Benue kinsmen.

I'm not sure if it's a tacit master-slave connection but uhmm, never really mind.
Islam › Re: 1300 Pilgrims Die At Hajj Pilgrimage Amid Scorching Temperatures by JoeEeL(m): 1:49pm On Jun 26, 2024
vannessa7:
I am a Muslim
Okay, thanks for letting me know but still doesn't negate my points.

You are only a muslim because somewhere along the line, either you or your parents / ancestors bowed to the superiority of the arabs.

That is just the long and short of the whole matter, whether you admit or not.

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