₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,224 members, 8,510,773 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 October 2026 at 02:44 AM

Toggle theme

JoeEeL's Posts

Nairaland Forum › JoeEeL's Profile › JoeEeL's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 (of 208 pages)

Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Norway: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (1 - 2) On 5th July 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 11:25pm On Jul 05
Angelfrost:
2 Nil!

Ancellotti don dey type him resignation for him mind. grin

Shebi I talked about this Brazilian defense earlier in this thread... E don happen.

England, if una like loseguard with Mexico.
England cant win Mexico o. U better have that in ur mind.
Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Norway: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (1 - 2) On 5th July 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 11:24pm On Jul 05
emoneyrano:
England out
Brazil out
France out
Portugal out

grin cheesy
This guy u be Messi fan.

Our prayers be that.
Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Norway: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (1 - 2) On 5th July 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 10:46pm On Jul 05
uunwanaobong3:
THE MONSTER TO THE RESCUE.

HAALAND TO SCORE 2 GOALS TONIGHT

YESTERDAY WAS MBAPPE
TONIGHT IS HAALAND
TOMORROW WILL BE MESSI

I AM SEE SEEING THESE 3 PLAYERS FINISHING ON 8 GOALS EACH
See how ur prediction is coming thru like play o
Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Norway: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (1 - 2) On 5th July 2026 by JoeEeL(m): 10:44pm On Jul 05
Ahmed4u1:
With this Norway is watched against Ivory coast, Brazil will easily beat them.
If not for the wastefulness of Ivory coast Norway suppose to be out since.
With look of things this world cup may be going to France or probably Portugal by luck.
Argentina don't have anything to fight for they are just playing the world cup for playing sake,Morroco is a force to reckon with but it seems they have gotten to their bus stop.
Portugal needs the world cup than any body especially this their generation but France and Spain won't be easy for them.
Portugal wey dey ja on Monday 😹😹😹
Sports › Re: Folarin Balogun's One-game Ban Suspended By FIFA, To Play Against Belgium by JoeEeL(m): 7:41pm On Jul 05
cr7lomo:
All because of they failed to give Messi a red card due to favorism
Save ur tears. It will be needed in 2 weeks time.
Celebrities › Re: Jazmine Cashmere Becomes Born Again, Embraces Christ by JoeEeL(m): 12:14am On Jul 05
vick00:
Please has anyone heard of @Slawomir lately??
Why?
Christianity Etc › Re: Court Orders Prophet Tamarauebi Elisha Owan to Pay ₦200M For Destroying Shrine by JoeEeL(m): 11:30pm On Jul 04
How is he a "man of God"?

What is the meaning of man of God? Who made who man of God? Nigerians and all these yeye titles and sheepish acceptance of nonsense!
Car Talk › Re: Comprehensive List Of The Most Wicked Drivers On Lagos Roads by JoeEeL(m): 10:14pm On Jul 04
Beautiful funny thread. You injected good humour here.

Coming from the unfortunate disaster of Sam Larry's accident thread.
Sports › Re: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by JoeEeL(m): 11:34am On Jul 04
OriOko88:
They can't win sheet! They've not played a proper team yet. Moderate cape Verde wey handle them yesterday,dragged them to extra time. A team like Spain or France will easily defeat Argentina. I saw their game yesterday
Spain couldnt even score 1 against them (cape verde) lol.
Sports › Re: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by JoeEeL(m): 11:33am On Jul 04
OriOko88:
They can't win sheet! They've not played a proper team yet. Moderate cape Verde wey handle them yesterday,dragged them to extra time. A team like Spain or France will easily defeat Argentina. I saw their game yesterday
We shall see. Una talk pass like this for 2022 after saudi arabia abi una don forget? 😂
Sports › Re: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by JoeEeL(m): 11:32am On Jul 04
Minatouchiha:
They are trying to do CR7 dirty. Why Spain na? Which Kain wahala be dis for this world cup? Haba!
Cape verde would have sent him home
Politics › Re: How Did Dolapo Tanimola Die In Hotel? Timi Frank Demands Probe by JoeEeL(m): 10:40am On Jul 04
olawooro:
They killed the man to cover the secret that was about to leak.. just like the way David killed Uriah to to cover the secret and the impending shame
Devilish peepz
Pets › Re: This Beautiful Bird Just Got Caught In A Trap Not Meant For It by JoeEeL(m): 10:40am On Jul 04
ibinaboonline:
Yes, I removed it, being as careful and tender as I possibly could under the circumstances. But I don't know its fate after that.
Uve tried. U should get a cage and feed it. It can easily become prey. It's still traumatized. Knee the food it eats and feed it for 1 or 2 weeks. Then let it go
Pets › Re: This Beautiful Bird Just Got Caught In A Trap Not Meant For It by JoeEeL(m): 12:07am On Jul 04
ibinaboonline:
It's not just its bones that I'm worried about. That cute bird gave me vicious pecks as I tries handling it. I had to wear gloves, anyway.
Haha, I knew u would suffer a bit. I could guess that cos it reminds me of hens too. grin

Then when my mom buys xmas live chicken and ties it to the door, the chicken sometimes entangles itself making itself feel further uncomfortable. And when I try to loosen the rope, I get a few pecks cheesy cheesy

I think it's just an innate reaction.

Anyway, where u able to remove it? Please tell me yes bro. Please and please bro.
Politics › Re: How Did Dolapo Tanimola Die In Hotel? Timi Frank Demands Probe by JoeEeL(m): 10:02pm On Jul 03
EXACTLY HOW THEY KILLED FUNSHO WILLIAMS!

THIS IS ONE REASON I NEVER SUPPORT ALL THESE POLITICIANS... THEY ARE EVIL PERSONIFIED!


Is it not just ordinary power and fame? How do mens' hearts get so darkened that they are willing to kill people just to attain these?

How do you go to extreme lengths doing so much evil just to get hundreds of millions? How's it worth it?

___

Killing people, looting money, yahoo, corruption etc. is a testament that you are not intelligent enough to make legit money. It's an indirect confirmation of a low I.Q. You have to kill people just to make some cheap dough, and you are not ashamed of yourselves!
Politics › Re: VDM Makes Calls For The Protection Of Adeniyi Adeyemi Matthew by JoeEeL(m): 9:57pm On Jul 03
bestman09:
Supported. Nigeria is turning to a banana Republic
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Believe That Marriage Brings Good Luck To A Man! by JoeEeL(m): 10:25am On Jul 03
Ejiakusmith:
Mumu so why do Bible says , he who finds a wife fineth a good thing 🤷
Cos bible is a concocted book.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Calls Wife, Oluremi 'Iya Alakara' At Press Corps Dinner In Abuja (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 10:04am On Jul 03
Kdon2:
This is another proof that Tinubu is not buhari, he hears and sees everything! Respect to that man🥰♥️
So u think Buhari didnt hear or see these things lol.

Buhari was a retd soldier. Soldiers are clandestine and sneaky people. Many of them have capability of espionage or disguising. Another thing is, u cant easily read them.

Uve forgotten what he said to Amanpour about rumours of being dead and buried in Saudi?
Politics › Re: 2027: We Must Fight Like Wounded Lion To Deliver Tinubu – Imo APC Chairman by JoeEeL(m): 9:58pm On Jul 02
Fuuls that cant fight like wounded lion to stop fullerkni terrorzm.
Politics › Re: 2027: We Must Fight Like Wounded Lion To Deliver Tinubu – Imo APC Chairman by JoeEeL(m):
Fuuls that cant fight like wounded lion to stop fullerkni terrorism.
Sports › Re: Fans Fume As Balogun Is Sent Off For Same Foul Messi Commited by JoeEeL(m): 9:57pm On Jul 02
Mattswaggz:
Lol....I was just watching how the guy was blowing lies confidently as if he is talking to ignorant people like him..... everyone knows Messi was supposed to finish second that year that Ríbery was supposed to win it but he is trying to use Messi to shield his pendu. grin.....he robbed Ribery....simple.
Messi got injured that year otherwise that year was poised to be similar in records to that of 2012. Messi already had like 8 goals in about 3 la liga matches.

I've never seen any injury of Messi like that of 2013 that hurt me so deeply.
Travel › Re: Before Calling The Diaspora Stingy, Ask Yourself This by JoeEeL(m): 9:55pm On Jul 02
FutureFocus:
Actually to be honest in my 7 years of selling,

1 in Lagos
1 in Uyo
1 in Benue
1 in Delta

Okay Total of 4 in 7 years , and I really respected them because it was a very rare thing , compare to men that does it on weekly basis , and only about 5 have also purchased something for themselves, it’s our culture, men are the provider but I will not agree with you openly but in secret
Lol those are the exceptions na. As u see, its rare. U just wan defend them small lol. I get.
Sports › Re: Fans Fume As Balogun Is Sent Off For Same Foul Messi Commited by JoeEeL(m): 9:53pm On Jul 02
cr7lomo:
[s]Then Ronaldo also deserved 2013 cos he scored 73 goals in all competition... if Messi deserved it due to number of goals...then Ronaldo deserved it as well...cos spain won Euros in 2012 , Chelsea won UCL in 2012 , real madrid won last liga in 2012... Messi won only la liga in 2010 and they said he won balon for due to his numbers ....and sneijder didn't deserve it... so we can see that same thing ... fifa keeps on messing the whole system cos they wanna favour Messi..and that's y football fans are calling it out now ...baloguns red card is now controversial cos fifa keeps on changing the rules to favour Messi... did messi deserve 2019 ?? , did he deserve 2021 , did he deserve 2023 ?? Halaands record breaking season dint deserve it..but Messi deserved it cos he won WC..but greizmann dint deserve it for winning it in 2918 or iniesta didn't deserve it for winning WC in 2010... those that can see have been seeing the bias for years ...thats y he isnt top 5 ...cos without those helps ... he will be on 2 UCL... 2 balon dor ( 09& 11) ... he wudnt hv won a singke international trophy and he will be on 9 WC goals as of today [/s]
🚮
Politics › Re: 2027: We Must Fight Like Wounded Lion To Deliver Tinubu – Imo APC Chairman by JoeEeL(m): 9:52pm On Jul 02
4ools that cant find like wounded lion to stop fulani terrorism.
Travel › Re: Before Calling The Diaspora Stingy, Ask Yourself This by JoeEeL(m): 7:29pm On Jul 02
FutureFocus:
You still find a way to feature women in this your remix , my hand no dey oo, there are still good women that are truly deserving, I know how many women have bought flagship watch and earbuds from me for their hubby and they are Nigerians
Wives of wealthy men, who take out a fraction of the amount their men gives them from their earned income or proceeds of an investment.

Outiers are children of the few and prestigious elites who were born into wealth like the Otedolas. So that way, the money they use to buy all those things are from their parents instead, more like an inheritance.

But a nigerian lady, born into an average or poor family, then works her way into wealth, and can think of buying a prized watch for her husband as a gift, and you believe its from her toil, you sir, na joneser.
Travel › Re: Before Calling The Diaspora Stingy, Ask Yourself This by JoeEeL(m): 7:20pm On Jul 02
Metrofox:
$20bn yearly Nigerians send home. Bigger than gdp of many countries, and I believe they are part of the problem Nigeria faces today because a lot of people have a lifeline and don't become lazy to even think solutions to problems around them
Uve said it all, ma guy
Travel › Re: Before Calling The Diaspora Stingy, Ask Yourself This by JoeEeL(m): 5:49pm On Jul 02
Nairaland111:
Giving Is a Gift, Not a Geographical Location

Have you ever asked yourself why some people in the diaspora do not send money home to their friends?

Many people argue that it is because of the struggles and sacrifices involved in earning money abroad. Others believe that people back home often assume that everyone overseas is picking money like fruit from trees. To be fair, both arguments have some truth to them. Sometimes, when you see how hard people work just to survive abroad, you may even wonder how they manage to support others financially.

Despite these arguments, I decided to carry out a little experiment this morning. I called a few friends back home and told them I urgently needed ₦5,000 to complete a transaction. I promised to repay the money the following week.

Out of 10 close friends, only one was willing to help immediately and even told me not to worry because we are friends. Imagine that. Ten friends, eight of whom work in government institutions and the remaining two are businessmen. Some people may ask about the nature of our relationship. These are people I consider brothers, and we had been together for more than five years before I travelled.

That experience led me to a conclusion: giving is a gift, and it has little to do with geographical location. Before calling people in the diaspora stingy, how often have we helped those around us with the little we have?

You do not have to live overseas before you can help someone. Generosity is a way of life. While it may be true that some people abroad become more cautious because of the stress involved in making money, I would argue that we should also ask what they were like before they travelled. Were they naturally generous? Or were they often taken advantage of because of their kindness?

At the end of the day, kindness is not determined by where you live but by the condition of your heart. The willingness to help others is a character trait, not a geographical advantage.

Let us all try to support one another, regardless of our location. As said:

"It is not how much we give, but how much love we put into giving."
It is mostly diasporan nigerians that do this thing alot. When they travel, they begin to ask their fellow japarians about any app used for sending money that gives the best transfer rates: apps like LemFi or SendWave.

Most other nationalities don't remit as much. After Nigerians, maybe some other african countries. All these mullatos and carribean people no really send anybody papa for here.

And by diasporan nigerians, Im strictly talking about nigerian men, and not women. Instead, women will not mind billing you wey dey nigeria, and them dey diaspora. If u doubt me, go ask Roby Ekpo wey cry for Daddy Freeze live' honest bunch podcast.

Liabilities both home and away!
Sports › Re: Fans Fume As Balogun Is Sent Off For Same Foul Messi Commited by JoeEeL(m): 5:46pm On Jul 02
cr7lomo:
Ok I missed it up...he scored 46 league goals the same season Messi did 50 league goals...but won la liga ... so why was Messi given the award? Cos Messi won copa de rey ??
Cos he scored 91 goals a calendar year and obliterated a 40-year long standing record by Gerd Muller in addition to that. Besides Messi was MVP of the Champions league despite bowing out to an extremely plucky and lucky Chelsea side and also the highest goal scorer of the tournament.

And was 2nd most assist only behind Mesut Ozil.

So yea.

Instead of being bitter and rambling up and down, why not tell us here who deserved to land the ballon d'or award of 2012 make we barca fans roast u for here. cool
Sports › Re: Fans Fume As Balogun Is Sent Off For Same Foul Messi Commited by JoeEeL(m): 4:48pm On Jul 02
cr7lomo:
Don't mention copa America cos I can also mention super cup Ronaldo won in the beginning of that season... Ronaldo was champions league top scorer with 12 goals as well , was la ligas top scorer with 48 goals... Ronaldo also set a record of 40 la liga goals in 2011 ...
Another lie. Ronaldo scored only 34 la liga goals in 2013. You must be confusing 2015 and in that season, Tevez's Juventus knoced out Real madrid and Messi won the treble with Barca for a 2nd time again.

So what is ur point exactly? Mr penaldo fan, rambling up and down? 🤷🏻‍♂️

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 (of 208 pages)