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OKOSISIBF:
God I've just been laughing so hard. So funny I used to hate mosquitos with passion but now I hate flies more at least we know why mosquitos keep coming close and that's to suck blood but flies God they're own is to disturb you and place diseases on your body from all the shit they perch on

Sometimes the flies will land on ur lips when ure talking.

Sonnobax15:

Mosquito tops the list for me...

Especially when I'm about to sleep and then they start to play that their ringtone close to my ears,I go just vex and find every means to find am kill first

Very annoying.

Its because ure stingy. Calm down and let it suck ur blood first.

And ull experience the perfect peace thereafter

D4

Love800:
I love your idea about the two types of baby-mama.

But you can't really direct or pose your stands(ideas) with a baby-mama concerning the financial settlements/requirements of the child.
90percent will have it that any amount she pose to you(in regards to up-bringing of the child), you will definitely accept, because you can't entirely own her like a wife.
That is where the financial draining start from.

Same with a wife. For wife u will even find yourself drawn to responsibilities of her siblings and ur parents-in-law.

Any angle u look at it from, ure not better of

Lalami3232:
God bless the day I moved into tech!!!
If I no create an app wey go dey 100 percent accurate for DNA test, I wont rest because the fate of billions of men worldwide depend on my invention.
Once again, congrats to you bro, wishing you more success

Do body count app too so we can avoid oloshos as wives

AllBlack:
Oya woman. Tell us what are the responsibilities of a man. Tell us.

To be their slave. Women are fighting and defending this thing called "responsibilities".

They dont want men to wake up and realise this agelong scam. Eras come and go. Changes come. A time women never voted, today they do.

A time man has been stupid shouldering all responsibilities and dying quickly while d women move on. But surely one day, men will fully wake up to their senses. The awareness is spreading fast and women are shiit-scared 😂

Love800:
Abeg forget all this industrious this or that.

Na you go still shoulder 90percent of the family bills.

D guy never hear "Your money is our money but my money is my money".

Make hin deh play

NothingDoMe:
Wrong! There's no constant puzi for married men. 🤣😅

D guy never get d memo.

Married men that cry inside and try to suppress their pain and scowl of entering wetin big pass them.

When first baby come, na from there wahala don be. First 1 month u cant sex ur wife cos shes healing. When baby dey cry for milk, woman go abandon d man. D womans instincts will move full swing to d child, d husband go keep hinself one side like agbaya dey reason hin life.

When d kids grow and are aware, wife wil be very careful when theyre having sex so the kids dont find out.

Limited time, limited window.

Quickie go wan kee papa 😂

Love800:
Baby-mama is more expensive than wife.
I wonder how you got this your write-up!

Depends on the arrangement. U can have a live-in babymama that is just like a commonlaw partner.

U can have a babymama withdrawn from u. U focus mostly on ur kid's expenses

wany:
But you will still cheat on her

Yes.

because she was either sleeping around when young or had multiple counts in her 20s. We read stories about Festac, Asaba, Port Harcourt and Owerri and how almost 80% of ladies have or currently engage in runsgirl / prostitution.

Also because d man pays the bride price and caters for most costs in d house.

If u want equality, no cheating... everything must be equal including, body count and financial contributions.

No cheating no ojoro

IamAtAnger:
Dey play... e be like sey u never experience life before.. 🤣😅🤣 no worry

D guy na joke. Many nigerian kids wey don japa and don claim asylum say them no dey return to their home country again.

Other kids wey don travel interstate leave their papa for villa go hustle for city.

Many children wey no get funds to take care of their parents in old age no dey really get face and boldness to visit their parents cos them don disappoint.

Kids of today grinding in this tough world and facing a lot of financial pressure sotay them no even dey marry at 35, 40... and them still dey...

So if u like go get 10 pikin, e no guarantee say the father no go still die lonely. 😂

Even in marriage so many men are lonely in that house. If one of the spouses is caught cheating, thats the result. If na d man cheat, d woman fit no send am or sleep in d same room as they age.

If na d woman cheat, d man of course can never forgive that and will remain on his own in that house feeling lonely, even if d woman still luckily remains in that house.

So whats d fuss about this loneliness of a thing? Many animals when they grow old die lonely and weak. Lions, tigers, leopards etc.

Why shld man fear it so much? Take a cue from the animal kingdom 😂

@Drifter02

[b]Married people are some of the most miserable people u can ever come across. They may pretend and wear big smiles to fool the unsuspecting but definitely not us.

Some married guys dey even come our side to beg for funds. 🙆‍♂️ Many married men also dont enjoy sex as u would think they should do. Their wives are so busy from hustling and working to coming home, cleaning, cooking, breastfeeding and falling asleep...and this happens like 6 days out of 7 days of the week 🤣

Most times its just quickie d man go manage or even masturbate. After d so called hullabaloo of marriage, u see d same married men risking the breakup of their supposed cherished union by looking outside on the streets for new women 😂. Dont u see them in bars and clubs?

D society is changing. Baby mama full everywhere. Have sex with d girls but dont throw away their contacts. Some of them wil end up lonely as baby mamas or widows after them don use stress kill their husband throway. Then in ur old age if ure afraid of loneliness, go back and hook up with one of them again. Win-win situation. Life na common sense 😂. Just try to have a baby or two though. Forget marriage, na baba nla setup! The odds for success and long term happiness in it are too low 😃[/b]

This one that was chasing Sunday Igboho and Nnamdi Kanu during his yeye buharis tenure?

What nonsense! They all act like terrorists anyway. He was so pompous those days, acting like lords. These guys just think say we be their slaves or something.

BDT 101(Introduction to banditry)

Yeye deh smell

Putindbutt:
Lol, Reno is so good with words. In a few words yet it packed so much weight, he gave a handshake to some and at the same time dished out a punch to the jaws of others. I like him, he never missed the opportunity to rub it in. And how one man could be such a nightmare to a group of people is still a mystery. Ambassador Reno Omokri, God has placed you above your enemies.

What part of his speech is a punch to the jaws of others

Govt shld keep playing hide and seek.

Stupid country

alpharoyalty:
She look sexy 😘😜

I swear. She still fine o with that strong face 🤣

monabass:
No mind them. When it was happening in the north they didn’t care

I just tire.

See when they are waking up.

So they have been blind since all these years?

I dont know if all these so called Yoruba leaders are smoking. Careless people!

Said so much without saying nothing.

Is dis mumu guy bleaching?

Judolisco:
U see thread like this of people complaining since 2015...d same people are supporting him today.... D same people sat at home on Mondays for years... Can u imagine a whole region, being controlled by someone in Finland..... Controlling governors and senators.... Kai

Yes we can imagine.

Can u also imagine a whole Ifelodun area in Kwara state also sitting at home due to fear of fulani terrorists attacks?

U guys will fail in ur propaganda in trying to deviate our attention from the current fulani bastard terrorists danger!

In another 2000 years time, this our current period may also be regarded as the Dark Ages

mactoni91:
I'm gradually beginning to understand the things Nnamdi Kanu saw. Back then, I thought it was just personal bitterness toward Nigeria, but now I'm wondering why the Igbos are treated this way. It’s becoming clearer that there might be a deliberate effort to marginalize the igbos....

Of course. If u fight a war and lose, ur conquerors clip your wings a little so you don't fight back and win, otherwise you'll be more brutal. It's common sense.

Cant u see how fulanis do all their best to protect and seize Ilorin up till today, they keep running machinations to keep it for themselves

Flangelo12:
Champagne today.



I told y'all.

Champagne to celebrate what exactly? With fulani terrorists ravaging the country, ur shamelessness cannot still make u think twice

IPOB should start arranging for pardon.

Unfortunately, Kanu will be tried and found guilty.

ayoolataiwo:
He made a bold step,,at least he's earning legitimately.Venturing into animal husbandry is one of the tedious job in Nigeria,,u go nearly blame ur family winch,,

Why is it so difficult in Nigeria pls?

RealityKings1:
This is painful considering kneeling down to propose and spending so much on the bride price

Bride price or right from the days of toasting till the last day of the marriage?