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Christianity EtcRe: Are There Lukewarm Christians In Heaven? by JoeEeL(m): 10:15am On May 05, 2024
All the chickens y'all have been killing for xmas since you were born in 1995, you have never bothered were they went after death.

All the rams y'all have been killing for salah since you were born in 2000, you have never bothered were they went after death.

All the turkeys y'all have been eating in Mr Bigg's since 1990, you have never bothered were they went after death.


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But man in his selfish cravings, thinks of himself so special, that all animals suddenly demise and decompose after death except he, that will live in a fantasy abode forever and ever. There is nothing more interesting than how man, just a mere animal like the others, can concoct tales to deceive himself and his generations out of cowardice of facing the daring truth -- and they all trick their brains to believing it. O ga ju cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: A Christian That Commits Suicide, Will He Go To Hellfire? by JoeEeL(m):
All the commenters here have never seen or been to heaven or hell.

But of course they are experts in it. In fact, expats!!
cheesy

They are hardly experts in things that exist in the real world like aeronautics, aerospace, astronautics, naval architecture, marine engineering, robotics etc.

But when it comes to fantasy... those fantasy that shuts down their brain dead... like rapture, hell, heaven, ascension, resurrection... you see black man with his Ph. D and Masters.... Yeehawwww!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's 45th Birthday Photos by JoeEeL(m):
Fine classy and very mature woman wey no dey fight for spotlight or attention. I no talk say she perfect or she holy pass o, but she's very mature.

It's very rare to have such a brilliant and well-achieved nigerian lady, who come beautiful ontop, wey no come dey fight for attention or popularity.

But the remaining women, chai... they can even sponsor propaganda or pay bloggers just to fight for attention. Many of these are just confirmed oloshos, fake actresses, others na from useless shows like bbnaija or useless beauty pageantry... and the rest, all they know is to dress half-nude to stir controversies etc.

Names like tiwa, ayra starr, regina daniels, tonto dike, nkechi blessing, toke makinwa, blessing ceo, mercy, anita joseph, destiny etiko (the papa of this werey die, the girl go funeral, set yansh low, pose for camera, con dey cry), niniola, phyna, tolanibaj, angel, hilda baci, ilebaye etc.
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by JoeEeL(m): 8:15am On May 05, 2024
Almiron:
no time my bro, I get their time today.. it's Sunday morning vawulence
This is the man. cool
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by JoeEeL(m): 8:07am On May 05, 2024
Almiron:
same way your mama worwor.... Allergic to good things in life, born failure just like your fav. You don chop this morning
I trust Almiron to deal with that muntula. cheesy

Thank God Messi win WC o and Almiron dey this Nairaland..

Otherwise these wayward crynaldo fans for use our eye see mabo.
SportsRe: Inter Miami's Lionel Messi Sets Two Records, In 5-Assist Game by JoeEeL(m): 8:06am On May 05, 2024
Bloomfrancs03:
angry grin Fraud. Camera wowo. Mira wowo. Labasha wowo. Labasha.
Pains

CrimeRe: Dikko Radda: Bandits Recruiting Youths For As Low As ₦‎500 by JoeEeL(m): 6:15am On May 05, 2024
.Dont these northern (mis)-leaders feel ashamed including their hausa-land-occupying sultan?

As in you claim to be leaders against a people who more or less, have been stripped most human dignity. You have used poverty to finish their dignity and forced your useless religion down their throats with force from childhood.

You pretend to all be righteous while in your heart of hearts, you damn well know that the religion is false. There is no alah punishing anybody anywhere: y'all use it as a mind-control tool to preserve your illegal empire (sultanate and "northern-nigerian" politics).

When u mingle with world powers, don't you guys feel ashamed? I heard some of you traveled to USA to discuss terrorism solutions. E ma a tan'ra yin je, enyin olofo!
TravelRe: 35 U.S Soldiers Injured After 2 Landing Craft Ships Collided In Florida by JoeEeL(m): 6:37pm On May 04, 2024
U.S ARMY SOMETIMES JUST BE ACTING LIKE THE BOKO-HARAM INFESTED ZOO-GERIAN ARMY.

Foreign AffairsRe: Sudan: People Eating Grass & Peanut Shells In Darfur UN Says by JoeEeL(m): 10:09am On May 04, 2024
People that used to mock South Sudan from breaking off from Sudan, how far na?

Using south sudan has example of why nigeria should not break, u see ur lives now? What is left of the north sudan now? Is it not wars upon wars? South Sudan were smart enough to disengage from the general Sudan who are the main janjaw-ids.

Yes south sudan have their internal scuffles which is normal, but are they eating grass?

Stupid annoying nigerians. Any small thing "South Sudan", "South Sudan" yen yen yen..

EventsRe: Babatunde Fashola's Daughter, Yewande, Weds Posi Ogunlesi (Photos) by JoeEeL(m): 6:23am On May 04, 2024
THAT IS HOW THEY ALL ARE.

SO-CALLED ELITES BY VIRTUE OF STOLEN COMMON PATRIMONY WILL NEVER END THEIR CLASSISM VS THE ORDINARY POPULACE.

We-re so-called yoruba elites wey no sabi say na time to exit nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 6:03am On May 04, 2024
omobolarinwa1:
insane man thsts morr reason you fear death and your accountability of hereafter. yournheart dirty more reason you think theres no life after death lol. better retrate your thought before its too late. Every soul shall taste death meaning you can not remain forever in this world Atheist.
Go and tell that to the last ram you killed during sallah that there is life for it after death.

If you think that the ram you killed and ate satisfactorily has no life after it, then maybe you should start to readjust your thinking and not think humans are more special than the animals they kill and eat or live around.

You say I am insane but if I ask u for a proof of the silly afterlife ure yapping about, no evidence. This is the arrogance of black man's stupidity. They scarcely invent anything but the only thing they have Doctorates and PhD in is religion and heaven and hell stories. And the most painful part is how defective their brain is to reassess how stupid they are.

#Death to all mohammedans and their terrorist tendencies.
Foreign AffairsRe: Houthis Offer Education To Students Suspended In US Protest Crackdown by JoeEeL(m): 5:36pm On May 03, 2024
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Foreign AffairsRe: More Than 2,000 Pro-Palestinian Protesters Arrested Across US Campuses by JoeEeL(m): 2:36pm On May 03, 2024
Moniya4Real:
I thought PROTEST is part of democracy? Imagine if protesters had been clamped down upon in another (especially unfriendly) county to the US.
The time nigerian police were killing ipob campaigners, oh ,u forgot?
Foreign AffairsRe: More Than 2,000 Pro-Palestinian Protesters Arrested Across US Campuses by JoeEeL(m): 2:33pm On May 03, 2024
Ewedegubbler:
Islamists always wana start wars until war comes for them and they cry and start acting victim. Thunder faya Palestine and all their terrorist supporters
god punish their papa to the hundredth generation.
Foreign AffairsRe: More Than 2,000 Pro-Palestinian Protesters Arrested Across US Campuses by JoeEeL(m): 2:17pm On May 03, 2024
LOCK 'EM HAMAS TERRORIST SUPPORTERS UP.

USA BE SERIOUSLY IMPRESSING ME THESE DAYS cool
SportsRe: Messi Makes MLS History In Thrilling Inter Miami Win At Sold-out Gillette Stadia by JoeEeL(m): 11:19am On May 03, 2024
Up Messi.

Up Almiron.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Borussia Dortmund vs PSG: UCL (1 - 0) On 1st May 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 7:04pm On May 02, 2024
Angelfrost:
You do make a great point sha...!
In fact, Sneijder was so good that year that till today, football pundits say he was robbed of the Balon d'or.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Borussia Dortmund vs PSG: UCL (1 - 0) On 1st May 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 1:22pm On May 02, 2024
Angelfrost:
Brother, I personally never saw Chelsea as an underdog... Not since their narrowly missing out against Man United via penalties.

That's just my personal opinion anyway.

Mourinho has taken the two main underdogs to win it in history... Porto and Inter.
Haa. Are u sure of this? Chelsea's CL win was nothing short of a miracle o.

Inter's own wasnt so much a miracle. They had world class players that year na. They had Etoo (had just won CL), Milito, Sneijder (WC finalist), Lucio & Samuel (towers), Mancini, Muntari, Cambiasso, Pandev and Balotelli.

Bro they were hot enough. Barca was just too hot that year. It is the status of barca that year that made Inter appear like underdogs. You forgot how they outplayed Bayern in the final? Haba.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Borussia Dortmund vs PSG: UCL (1 - 0) On 1st May 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 8:00am On May 02, 2024
Angelfrost:
Lol... That would be good for football. An underdog winning it for a change. grin

I haven't seen that happen since Mourinho led an underrated Inter Milan to clinch it against all odds.

But, PSG still has a dog in this fight. Madrid and Bayern are no pushover.
And Chelsea 2012??
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Displayed Captured Western Hardware From Ukraine by JoeEeL(m): 5:39am On May 02, 2024
APOPTOSIS:
See how happy they're capturing an ordinary TANK🤣.
On capturing any United States armory, the U.S. moves to declare such outdated. Don't they know?🤣

Small UKRAINE with small land mass, you can't overrun in almost 3 years now, are you normal?.🤔🤔
But ISRAEL overrunning almost the entire middleeast...
Ukraine is not really a hostile country to Russia, if you think about it. Ukraine didn’t invade Russia to kill 1400 people like Palestine did.

Thus the approach would be measured.
CelebritiesRe: ‘Mohbad’s Wife Secretly Undergoes 2 DNA Tests, Result Might Shock Everyone'- SDK by JoeEeL(m): 5:27am On May 02, 2024
VIKTO83:
How did everyone suddenly forget Anty Kemi?
Is she dead? Is she in rehab home?
How come we have not been hearing from her on issues she ordinarily would have feasted on?
Bring back any Kemi pls
Ure not current. Her most recent exposition on this case is on Youtube with about 20,000 views.

She said point-blank that Wuwon killed Mohbad with a stab.
CelebritiesRe: ‘Mohbad’s Wife Secretly Undergoes 2 DNA Tests, Result Might Shock Everyone'- SDK by JoeEeL(m): 11:57pm On May 01, 2024
Old story. Since last year December or early January, Wuwon has done it.

The actress is Iyabo Ojo.

Olosho go always be olosho. Mohbad dead cos of careless selection of who to wife. Simplistic men be shouting “Her past dont matter”. Just ensure say e nor lead to ur grave.

*Drops pen*
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 4:44pm On May 01, 2024
Delat521:
To all the terrorists including the very one you're supporting and their supporters. grin
Okay. But death to all Mohammedan islamic terrorists.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did Pastor Isaac Oyedepo Lose So Much Weight? by JoeEeL(m): 3:39pm On May 01, 2024
This one nigerians have taken pastor as profession.

E sure me die say if na India colonise us, na Sangha black people for dey do today.

No self-esteem at all.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 3:03pm On May 01, 2024
Delat521:
You see your life....I venerate, love and cherish Jesus (peace be upon him) more than you do. If you could read between the lines from my previous reply, I purposely did not want to mention him (peace be upon him) out love and respect for his holy name to be put in those sentences, but rather your imaginary, lip service lord and saviour. Can the people you're ignorantly support can do the same to him? Bird of the same feather, even you what do you know about Jesus. Only lip service devoid any meaningful or significant understand from him.

Even common sense dictate such distasteful human being can't be called God elect with such Monstrous and evil works of their hand even the "SON of god" is not spare from their senseless killing. And there you go rejoicing in your vain emphorialism seeing children and women massacred daily.

If they're really good in fighting war why can't they continue to bomb Iran like they do in Gaza? If they born them well, after that little message Iran sent them. They would have receive wotowoto of their life. Ignoramus!
Okay. But death to all Mohammedan islamic terrorists.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Kills Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps Operative In Iran - Report by JoeEeL(m):
boludareli:
U be bastard na how Israel matter concern you? Answer the question you no fit answer it’s just hatred you have towards Muslims that’s all because I don’t understand why Israel matter concern you. Who crucified Jesus? Who changed ur bible from old to new? Who make all of una unfortunate in your religion? Who make u no even understand ur religion? It is this Israelite u won die on their matter make all of una Christian unfortunate na dem start colonialism na dem scatter the whole world na dem rejected all the prophets sent to them na dem killed prophets yet one oloriburuku for nairaland wey him brain Dey back of his head still won die on top the matter of Israel
We support the death of islamic terrorists by anyone

If iswap kill boko haram, we go support iswap.
Then if fulani herdsmen kill boko haram, we go support fulani herdsmen

Thats how we roll bro cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 12:31pm On May 01, 2024
Delat521:
Look at this dullard...we are talking substance is yarning trash.

When you don't even understand the purpose of your life, how would you comprehend the deep message in what I am trying to point out. Since majority of you guys are bereft of reasoning no wonder you take dogma like someone with out iota of sense in them.

Since you don't know who and what you're following or take as Lord and saviour, why wouldn't you be carefree about what happened to him from those God forsaken people you adore so much now.

I repeat, if your LORD and SAVIOUR appear today again in ISRAEL they would do shege bazan to him 100x more what you're witnessing in Gaza. And those are the people you call God's people. All of you need mental checkup ASAP. Uptill now they still malign the character of your saviour, if they could did such terrible thing what else would equate those people. Mofos!
Emergency jesus lover 😝😝


With d mention of Israel, even terroristic bombastic islamic killer elements venerate jesus.

O ga ju.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 12:28pm On May 01, 2024
Idaytesj29:
For your demise
Painment 🤣🤣

I am always grateful to Olodumare that a country like Israel exists.

I cant imagine a world where Israel is absent and these islamic terroristic vermins are on d prowl.

For d life of me, I dont want to imagine it. 🤸🏽‍♂️
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Kills Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps Operative In Iran - Report by JoeEeL(m): 10:41am On May 01, 2024
Okpollo:
An eye for an eye is what the jews practice .
Then stupid Nigerian xtians forsook this and started practicing turn-the-other-cheek. In a zone filled with hausa and fulani extremist salafaist terrorists. Imagine?

That’s why Nigerian xtians will go extinct 😝
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Kills Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps Operative In Iran - Report by JoeEeL(m): 10:38am On May 01, 2024
AllenSpencer:
Evil is an understatement


That nation and set of Europeans are the worst thing to happen to humanity.

Adolf Hitler might be celebrated someday in the future. He saw something few saw.

Why didn’t Europe or America, accommodate the self acclaimed Jews after the war? They knew they were evil.
Sweet tears 😭

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