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Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 10:13am On May 01, 2024
Emu4life:
We used to hear words like "If Iran fires a fly into Israel, Tehran will be leveled in Minutes "

What a delusion!!! Una think say na Palestinian Orphans grin

This is just like US/NATO invading Iraq and Libya citing "Weapons of Mass Destruction ". Meanwhile, China, Russia, North Korea and even Pakistan have been flaunting their "Weapons of Mass Destruction ", yet nothing happened.

Brotherman, e don tey wey nyash dey back. Abi u no know say shoe get size?? grin
Eehya. Ure very correct o. Tehran na boss o. Shoe truly get size.


But what we go do instead na say, we go come triple our punishment on Palestine. Them go kpai like crase. We go do never-before-seen transfer of aggression 🤗
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 10:00am On May 01, 2024
omobolarinwa1:
U dey mind the werey fake pastor with there yeye trinity. If truly he was pastor he should check his history book 📖 and stop been deviance and showing stupidly. Any relevant post we won't find him there. But you see massacred of Palestine the mofo will be in jubilation.. @righteousness your days are numbered keep on clamouring for violence you and Netanyahu will end up in tears in this life and hereafter.
Once i hear the word “hereafter”, I can sniff an arab black slave nearby.

Hereafter ko, therebefore ni.
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 9:57am On May 01, 2024
foodlum:
ANIMAL! I have read your posts for years without ever responding to your blind stupidity, colossal callousness, ignorant dumb as fvck madness, hysterical hypocrisy and point blank wickedness. You call yourself a Christian but God does not know you nor reckon with you and your self appointed spokesperson of heaven drunkeness. You are as callous and evil hearted as they come. A hapless descendant of the killers of our Messiah Yashuwa, you revel in the massacre of innocent creatures made in the image of our Yahweh and fashioned after His likeness, justifying the savagery of Zionist imposters who claim they are Jews and are not, but are of the synagogue of satan. The hottest part of the lake of fire is reserved for dregs of hell like you who twist the holy Word of our Yahweh and interpret it to suit your misguided satanic views and biases. Brood of viper, you will be shell shocked on that last day when you will say "lord did i not chastize people and proclaim the Word in your name" and you will be discarded to hellfire with the response "depart from me. I know ye not ye worker of iniquity". Holier than thou end time pharisee. Change your ways. Yahweh is not impressed with your false piety and misguided apologetics. He can capably defend Himself and speak for Himself. He needs no charlatans like you. SHUT UP!
See long note o. See painment.

Cry more 😝😝
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 9:56am On May 01, 2024
Idaytesj29:
Who God has blessed does not murder in thousands. It's a sign they are actually who God has cursed.
Cry more
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 9:50am On May 01, 2024
jeromestarks:
Go on Israel. God is with you and I am with you.


After this war, wherever Israel is mentioned, the entire Islamic (terrorist) nations will run away in fear.

No Islamic nation will dare to kill a single Israeli for thousand of years.
They will even be afraid to harm an Israeli dog.

If muslims kill one of you, kill one thousand of them and they will leave you in peace - this is the way.
I urge people in Kaduna, plateau and other Islamic terrorized states to rise up and kill their enemies. If you fear, your are dead.
Muslims want to instill fear in the heart of the people of God. Do not fear them. Kill them and they will flee.

The bible says " rebuke the devil and he will flee from you"
Rebuke not fear. If you fear, he won't flee. He will continue to torment you.

Rebuke terrorists today!

God bless Israel.
Hit like if you stand with God.
Kind of comment I roll with
Foreign AffairsRe: Netanyahu: Israel Will Invade Rafah Regardless Of Hostage Deal by JoeEeL(m): 9:46am On May 01, 2024
Delat521:
Ignorant mofos....the same ISRAEL that will CRUCIFY your "god', your Lord and Saviour if appear/ return today. The Gazan genocide will be child's play on how they will KILL and maim your Lord and Saviour same as they did 2000yrs ago.

Continue your fooolish support of people that don't even consider you and your Lord and Saviour as anything but worst of God creature.

You will REAP a just repercussion of your senseless post in this forum soon.
Yes o. Let them crucify our god?? Is it your crucify?? 😝😝

I thought u people said they were the fake jews, that they’re Europeans. That d real Semites are the Palestine people.


Now u don switch goalpost 😊😊
Music/RadioRe: Battle Of The Titans: Wizkid, Davido, Burna Boy, Or Olamide - Who Is The Biggest by JoeEeL(m): 12:59pm On Apr 30, 2024
SoNature:
I don't know who the biggest is, but no artist in Nigeria has more hit songs than Davido!

WizKid has done well for himself but has run out of ideas while I don't even understand what Burns Boy sings; his songs na for igbo smokers.

Olamide has played his part and discovered lots of artists, but Davido has the highest number of hit singles in Nigeria.
Davido more hits??


What a joke.
CrimeRe: Goodnews Emuemu (Gnewzy) Kidnapped In Delta, $200,000 Ransome Demanded by JoeEeL(m): 8:15am On Apr 30, 2024
Honoredeblazac:
The Delta criminals, verily, stand as the epitome of villainy, black of face, and blacker still of heart, and as ugly as they are stupid.

In that state, abundant in wealth yet tarnished by the presence of myriad nefarious souls, human life holds scant worth in the eyes of these savages.

Foremost amongst their ranks are the bloody Ijaws, swift to spill blood without a hint of conscience.

Were it not for the Anioma people, they would surely have devoured one another, much akin to their voracious consumption of the once-thriving companies of Warri.
Lol. Igbo comment 😂
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Attack Nimbo, Uzo-Uwani In Enugu. Many Feared Dead, Others Injured by JoeEeL(m): 5:41pm On Apr 29, 2024
OkoRemi2023:
If this had happen in west the Igbo instead to voice out and support southwest they will rather be making mockery of the sad events and that's what bring bad banter between them and it won't stop until Igbo learn to respect other tribe


Southwest have no issue with southeast but southwest won't tolerate any rubbish from anyone be it north or East
I agree with you. Ure correct. Their mouth can be sharp at times but when it's at the cost of human lives, those things should automatically become mundane.
CultureRe: Oro Festival In Ikorodu: Lagos Community Warns Females To Stay Indoors May 16 by JoeEeL(m): 4:43pm On Apr 29, 2024
AS THE FULL-BLOODED OMOLUABI WEY I BE...

THIS IS CERTIFIED AND SEALED. GBAM! cool
CrimeRe: Twins, Others Arrested For Stealing Rice, Beans In Ekiti by JoeEeL(m): 4:03pm On Apr 29, 2024
EMI LO KAN TI DI ENI KAN LO MO.
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Is There Sun In The Space And The Space Is Still Very Dark by JoeEeL(m): 12:06pm On Apr 29, 2024
Wizpa:
These are the kind of topics we need on front page

NOT
See the Yam and Egg sauce I prepared this morning for 500 naira or
Between a man with 6 packs and a man with money which do you prefer undecided
But apc-induced owu don blow nigerians pa.

Them no get choice than to find succour online.

Meanwhile, where is your answer to OP's question? cheesy
HealthRe: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by JoeEeL(m): 11:57am On Apr 29, 2024
Watinhapen:
Good for you! How can you have raw sex with a prostitute and on top of that the evening to your wedding day. I pity your wife. She has entered one chance.
What if the wife is also cheating? How do u people know sef?
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Attack Nimbo, Uzo-Uwani In Enugu. Many Feared Dead, Others Injured by JoeEeL(m): 11:23am On Apr 29, 2024
predictor1:
So you, what are you doing apart from pressing your phone and ranting online?
If you call me wailer, you are right.
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Attack Nimbo, Uzo-Uwani In Enugu. Many Feared Dead, Others Injured by JoeEeL(m): 11:22am On Apr 29, 2024
ify2016:
Too bad.
Heard Uzo-Uwani people are mainly farmers. How will food stuff be cheap when farmers security are not guaranteed. Blame should be directed to the state governor. State Governors have a big say on things like this and shouldn't pretend.
The governors are part of the plot and stooges of the caliphate, nigeria and lackeys for the british.

There is a GMO agenda for seeds to be consumed by nigerians. I had been hearing this since last year but I think now Im convinced on this agenda.

There is an agenda to drive off indigenous farmers all across the country and damage the original seeds and later on sign the remaining later years on a contract that will encourage them begin new plantings but with GMO seeds.

The GMO seeds will be look-alike and the barely educated farmers may fail to observe any difference.

This is an eugenist agenda that seeks to reprogram the human behaviour and cell modification
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Attack Nimbo, Uzo-Uwani In Enugu. Many Feared Dead, Others Injured by JoeEeL(m):
IF ONLY SOME OF YOU KNOW THE EVIL AGENDA THE WORLD POWERS WANT FOR NIGERIA, VIS-A-VIS THE GULF COUNTRIES AND THE FULANI ISLAMIC TERRORISTS, MANY OF YOU WILL REFLECT.

Some of you today still mock Nnamdi Kanu right?
Some of you Igbos, after what your fathers experienced in 1969, still turn around to believe in a One Nigeria project thinking Obi will put Nigeria back on track and boost your tribe's eminence?

Just 2 days ago, a sponsored ronu bastard came on Nairaland, saying Yoruba nation unsettles South West? Some of you don't understand what race extinction means. If you know what awaits some of you, go and google the Tasmanian tribes of Australia, or the Taino tribes. I said, go and google it now. They were just like you, oponu, holding your phone now... thinking their tribe will live forever. Or you think you're smarter than they were?

You see IDP camps and the forced giving up of your ancestral lands and farms with all the rich minerals and resources will be unleashed on you southerners in quantum that you never envisaged.

All of you should keep being stupid, fighting for one nigeria, trading online childish banter. When you people realise what has overtaken you, it will be too late.

It is either many of you tribes will go extinct, go into IDP, or the country implodes by intra-wars. With y'all docility and disorderliness of today, I don't see any of you stopping it.

Those who have a mental evaluation of this doomsday are very few and far between. Probably 1 in a thousand, with the most prominent : the likes of Nnamdi Kanu -- an oustandingly enlightened individual. The rest are just chaff: eating, hustling, looking for sex, looking to japa, waiting for rapture, sleeping in ile-kewu, playing bet9ja, reading novels, doing vigils, doing civil service, going to parties, doing show biz etc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 5:18pm On Apr 28, 2024
Obviouslyblunt:
I swear. I’m a Barca fan but really want arsenal to win, not cos I hate man city but because arsenal don surfer for this league wella.
Exactly bro. Honestly, I don't think Guardiola missing out on the league title this campaign ruins his cemented legacy. There's legitimate excuses for him already. Haaland was injured in some parts this season. And he sold a lot of his crucial players (Mahrez, Gundogan, Laporte, Mendy, Cancelo). These new ones are not as good and will need some time to blend anyways. Besides, he's on the back of 3 successive title-winning campaigns already. So what's the fuss?

I wished he got the Champions league while Arsenal gets the league, or vice-versa. Unfortunately, they both have only 1 main title to jostle. They are both brilliant teams.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th April 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 3:51pm On Apr 28, 2024
Arsenal pls win o.

We from barca dey support u with style, even though we love Guardiola o.
FamilyRe: My Husband Kicked Me Out After A DNA Test Revealed He Wasn’t My Daughter Dad by JoeEeL(m): 3:27am On Apr 28, 2024
ppogba:
Okay sir.

The ideal thing would have been for you to respect my choice and belief.
All the same, thank you
But think about it. If you're Yoruba, do you ever in the slightest think that a Jew in current day Israel, or an Arab will be watching out in the skies for a Yoruba man to come save him? Out of an estimated 15.7m Jews and 464.68 million Arab population, do you think just 1... I said just 1 person out of this population expects a black saviour, more so a Yoruba / Igbo / Calabar saviour? Just keep sentiments aside (if you can) and think critically about it for a while.

And yes -- you are correct about your choice and belief but that doesn't exempt you from reviewing traces of inferiority complex.
FamilyRe: My Husband Kicked Me Out After A DNA Test Revealed He Wasn’t My Daughter Dad by JoeEeL(m): 9:13pm On Apr 27, 2024
ppogba:
When Jesus was wondering whether there will still be faith whenever he.comes back, I think the worry should have been whether there would still be shame in human beings.

Your husband sent you out for having an illegitimate child and yet you could still face camera to do a video.

Dogs are more shameful than some people.
So at ur age and in this 21st century, ure expecting a jew to come from the sky and save you?

And u don't think you partake in this shame you're talking about?

P.S I support the husband oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by JoeEeL(m): 8:54pm On Apr 27, 2024
Sometimes I wonder whether people are still truly chelsea fans and how they do it.

Their team is the most senseless team Ive seen in a while with jokes of footballers like Jackson, Chilwell, Murdryk, severely overrated Palmer and a traumatised Enzo.

Need I mention the black boys with questionable dreads too?
Christianity EtcRe: I Want To Win Guinness World Records With My Beautiful Shrine - Herbalist Brags by JoeEeL(m): 12:35pm On Apr 27, 2024
nice one
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by JoeEeL(m): 1:12am On Apr 27, 2024
UnfairLife7:
Wunmi will not do any DNA test. You can hang yourself over that.
Haa. Pele o. Wuwon defense minister.
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by JoeEeL(m): 8:38pm On Apr 26, 2024
Proserpina:
This is highly insensitive. I believe the only person who should be in position to demand DNA should be the late husband on premise of infidelity.

Honestly to end up with a Nigerian man frightens me every single day.
Go marry arab. Nobody hold u
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by JoeEeL(m): 8:36pm On Apr 26, 2024
ivandragon:
The lady is not 100% certain that the child is for Moe which can only mean she was playing away matches while with Moe.
As sure as night and day
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by JoeEeL(m): 8:35pm On Apr 26, 2024
mozona:
if mohbad really married his wife, then mohbad property belongs to her eventually.

weda DNA test or not
Marry my foot
FoodRe: Consumers Lament As Food Prices Rise 30% In Eight State's by JoeEeL(m): 7:05pm On Apr 26, 2024
E fe ku.
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by JoeEeL(m): 6:36pm On Apr 26, 2024
Saao:
Wahala, the father is acting like a child since his son died. I don't really know if the father really love his son and mourn him? How can a man that just lost his son acting this childish? I'm not supporting the girl if she cheated and the boy doesn't belong to Mohbad but the activity of the father must be check and investigated if him is the real father of Mohbad. The wife self is another matter, if you're so sure the baby belong to your husband, why not go ahead to do DNA and allow the innocent guy to rest in peace from all the drama? It's seems that guy Mohbad was alone and he was never mourn by those that ought to love him and mourn him. May his soul rest in peace
This comment is dull. Sorry to say
CrimeRe: Photos Of Collapsed Niger Prison Where 118 Inmates Escaped by JoeEeL(m): 8:13am On Apr 26, 2024
ProudNigerian01:
Omo not being there is not about crimes alone, many people there are innocent, we just have to thank ask God that we are not there why people who are innocent are there.

Meanwhile,

Live your life for God. God hates sin and if you want to please Him, stay away from sin, pray more often and read your Bible.

You have not and can never commit an unpardonable sin but you must return always to ask for mercy and forgiveness.

Prov.28.13 - He who covers his sins will not prosper, But whoever confesses and forsakes them will have mercy.
CelebritiesRe: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by JoeEeL(m): 6:52am On Apr 26, 2024
Dpleaser:
Get your fact right oga, Muslim don't force their women to wear the hijab, it's part of our faith, a commandment by Allah Muslims for the believing women, just as you know that God's law, nobody will force you to obey it, you always have a choice until you meet your lord to account for your deed.

By the way hijab has been the recommended wear for women, even Mary the mother of Jesus wear the hijab, it's only the acclaimed followers of Jesus that chose to live their live anyhow they want and the strongest critics of hijab has observed in some utme,waec, even in universities. The so called Christian university even detest seeing there student wearing hijab.

Remember you'll meet your lord one day just prepare to answer why you call Jesus your God or why he's the son of God
CelebritiesRe: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by JoeEeL(m): 6:46am On Apr 26, 2024
Namaster:
What is this one saying?

What should they wear to the gym?

Jalabia and hijab?

Most women wear clothes that are specifically designed for mobility to gym.

This is the kind of guy that'll say a woman deserved to be raped because of the clothes she was wearing.

Focus on why you are in the gym. Do your reps and sets and geddifok!
Cheap crap talk from man forming woke.
CelebritiesRe: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by JoeEeL(m): 6:46am On Apr 26, 2024
justli:
Wee you keep quiet? Because you like looking at women nyash now they can only exercise if they wear pant. Men cover themselves quite well, are you saying loss cloth does not give them enough room for mobility?

Make una dey use una head o. No let oyinbo wash their nonsense enter your brain
He has no excuse. He's just talking crap.

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