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Music/Radio / Re: ElRazur Presents "The Snippets Of The Plan Of The Unofficial Nairaland Mixtape" by JoeGaruba: 5:38am On Apr 10, 2010 |
joe garuba , thats a senseless feedback, if u dont have anything to do , go and finger your dogg. we gave u right to feedback, before u feed back here u need executive aprroval from people like me. so like streetwise said fcuuuk ooofff. senseless boy talking about day job, u get job?asswipe. no allow me descend on u o. joe garuba my foot, u don act fiinihs for NTA? maga ofokaofoki, When your intellect is challenged, the brawn in you and your minnows come out. That would have been a good thing if a brain was attached to it for some coordinated thinking and action. You and anyone here cannot censor responses within the limits of the rules. The vitriol coming from an airhead like you is amazing. Take your executive approval and shove it up your hole . Keep your animal fantasy to yourself. Again, hate it or love it, its a feedback. I have dignified your foolishness enough with this response. |
Music/Radio / Re: ElRazur Presents "The Snippets Of The Plan Of The Unofficial Nairaland Mixtape" by JoeGaruba: 4:19am On Apr 09, 2010 |
Its a "feedback" . If you don't get that, forget it. End. |
Music/Radio / Re: ElRazur Presents "The Snippets Of The Plan Of The Unofficial Nairaland Mixtape" by JoeGaruba: 2:16am On Apr 09, 2010 |
^^^ Dude, now who is taking it serious? Must every one be a sycophant? OP asked for opinion and you are the one hemorrhaging. What gives? I bow o. |
Music/Radio / Re: ElRazur Presents "The Snippets Of The Plan Of The Unofficial Nairaland Mixtape" by JoeGaruba: 1:17am On Apr 09, 2010 |
Nice try. I'd still keep my day job if I were you. Voice training could help. |
Politics / Re: Visit To Yar’adua Is Personal –oyedepo by JoeGaruba: 1:10am On Apr 09, 2010 |
adconline: Well said. Them follow follow them close them sense, |
Politics / Re: Visit To Yar’adua Is Personal –oyedepo by JoeGaruba: 11:59pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
marvix: A lot of who? You are barking up the wrong tree. All I have ever said on this is the clandestine treatment of the health of UMYA portends great economic and social dangers for the country. It has never been my joy to wish anyone dead. Get your facts right and stop generalizing. SHaron, Castro and even Ill Kim Jong are leaders who made known their medical conditions so that there will be no shenanigans. If the guy cannot continue, why labor the country and himself ? As a rule of law if you know of a crime and refuse to report it, you are an accessory. Not that being ill is a crime. Are you privy to the fact that he grunted Amen and other words? If the guy has nothing to hide, why has his deputy (now acting president) not seen him? Spare me the personal business claptrap. You analogy has no bearing on the issue. Your father's illness affects you and your family. UMYA's illness affects over 150 million Nigerians. What has selling your father's property got to do with the reluctance to declare the state of health of the number one citizen? Leaders worldwide meet to discuss events and shape policies that affect you and I. UMYA is sick and JG cant leave a vacuum to attend such meetings. The senate (and its president) has not shown much initiative to be entrusted with such responsibility. Yet you wonder why we have not progressed? It is because, people like you will not think of the repercussion of your actions or in this case, inaction. If he is fit to rule, let him say it, otherwise he needs to step aside and let the nation focus on the path to progress. Do not be a tool in the perpetration of deceit. You can fool some people sometime, |
Politics / Re: Visit To Yar’adua Is Personal –oyedepo by JoeGaruba: 10:25pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
marvix: Personal to who? Those who live in glass house should dress in the dark. If you cant bear the scrutiny, get out of public office. Only in Nigeria can we have people making excuses for gross injustice. Any leader of repute world wide would have done the right thing. Do you realize that this uncertainty in the balance of power is discouraging foreign investors which will translate to jobs for some Nigerians and boost the economy? If you follow world trade, you will realize the impact of political uncertainty on market indexes. Lets not call a spade an earth redistribution device. What is wrong is wrong. |
Politics / Re: Visit To Yar’adua Is Personal –oyedepo by JoeGaruba: 10:17pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
without splashing too much mud, the significance of the visit is to validate the continued existence of UMYA. Its anyone's guess if that was to douse tension or to help their (CABAL's) cause. There is nothing wrong with him saying he is OK if UMYA is Okay. It will appease the folks who do not trust the Muslim clerics. There is everything wrong with him being hand in glove with the deceit of an entire nation. What has he got to hide? His credibility as a man of God is at stake in the handling of this charade. Let us see if the catholic bishop will talk. |
Romance / Re: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by JoeGaruba: 7:30pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
Cyberfreak: , hmmmmm looks like this budding romance is worthy of its own thread. Una gree abi una no gree? lwkmd |
Romance / Re: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by JoeGaruba: 5:21pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
I wonder if any of the guys compiled lyrics songs as your toasting lines and anticipated a response to be followed with lines from another song? I am not saying its me but she said the unexpected thing and down the drain went the plan. Worse still she finished the song for guy. Meanwhile, why liver dey fail us sef? |
Politics / Re: Is It Illegal To Carry A Laptop? I Was Arrested For Carrying One by JoeGaruba: 5:08pm On Apr 07, 2010 |
Fela's ODOO (overtake don overtake overtake) rings true even today. , when you wear police uniform, na to collect money for road, One of them stopped me in Lagos in 2004 asking the same NECO/ JAMB questions. I told him the laptop was a gift. He still wanted a receipt. I calmly asked if he would request for one if someone gave him a watch. He let me go. I must have been lucky not to have parted with $$$ or be bundled into their Van/cell. If you can avoid it, dont ride Okada with a laptop or keep it out of view if you drive in your car. Other than that, be friends with someone (who knows someone e.g a top ranking askari) that can bail you out of the Jam. While this is not the solution we need, it may do till we enforce the rule of law in our land. |
Sports / Re: Home-based Eagles Crash Out by JoeGaruba: 1:21pm On Mar 30, 2010 |
I just love the way Nigerian coaches play the MTN formation lol 0-8-0-3 |
Nairaland / General / Re: Uju Here New Member, (i Got A Pic) by JoeGaruba: 10:40pm On Mar 29, 2010 |
Not bad at all. Most def can compete with some akata chicks sef. Never mind the haters na sour grape syndrome dey worry them in advance. |
Romance / Re: 10 Things Men And Women Do That Destroy Relationships by JoeGaruba: 6:10pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
Me, I like a nagging woman o. If your man/woman does not nag, E fit be say e don dey cut shows with smallie or aristo be that. |
Nairaland / General / Re: 7 Reasons The World Would End In 2012 by JoeGaruba: 1:53pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
The highest digit in the Mayan numerals is 12. That explains their 12.12.12 fear mongering. If the quoted geologists could miss the Asian tsunami, EQ in Chile and Haiti, they need to go earn a living as something else. We will still be kicking 1000 years from now |
Nairaland / General / Re: Uju Here New Member, (i Got A Pic) by JoeGaruba: 1:43pm On Mar 26, 2010 |
Make I go check am for pc first, no comment for now |
Politics / Re: Acid Rain Scare: Port Harcourt Residents Scamper For Safety by JoeGaruba: 1:48am On Mar 26, 2010 |
^^^ touche |
Romance / Re: Pet Names And Phrases Guys Use On Girls And Girls Totally Detest by JoeGaruba: 1:36am On Mar 26, 2010 |
marissa: Tata is grasshopper in yoruba o She go over provoke for me. |
Politics / Re: Acid Rain Scare: Port Harcourt Residents Scamper For Safety by JoeGaruba: 11:38pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
Masters in what I beg? If na CRK e fit no know o |
Romance / Re: Pet Names And Phrases Guys Use On Girls And Girls Totally Detest by JoeGaruba: 10:38pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
Mekzie: If her name was Tawakalitumoboluwaduro ? Yes its one word |
Romance / Re: Pet Names And Phrases Guys Use On Girls And Girls Totally Detest by JoeGaruba: 10:36pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by JoeGaruba: 10:33pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
~Sauron~: lwkmd |
Politics / Re: Acid Rain Scare: Port Harcourt Residents Scamper For Safety by JoeGaruba: 10:28pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
kosovo: ^^^^^lol |
Sports / Re: Britain Deports Its Five Gold Medal Nigerian Hero by JoeGaruba: 8:41pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
yommys01: Unpatriotic because you say so or because you should owe your life to a failed system? What would this guy have become if he had been in his condition all this while in Nigeria? Ask the able bodied athletes that won medals even. Everyone has the right to do what they see best for themselves. |
Politics / Re: Acid Rain Scare: Port Harcourt Residents Scamper For Safety by JoeGaruba: 7:53pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
Drinking too much water can kill sef. This should stop people from drinking water ko? Kawai, Nigeria hard o lol I remember the fears of genit al snatching years ago. Molue and buses felt it. Men had hands in pockeT constantly checking their staff of office in public transport. We are veRy gullible people. |
Career / Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by JoeGaruba: 7:15pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
This thread qualifies for MTN, More than nonsense |
Politics / Re: Acid Rain Scare: Port Harcourt Residents Scamper For Safety by JoeGaruba: 7:03pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
Menini ? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Some Nairalanders Have A Serious Bias Against Those Of Us Overseas ? by JoeGaruba: 6:57pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
^^^^ True sir, or else how can you explain politicians stealing so much money that three generations cant spend? I don't want the kind of money that I will not be able to go and chop pepper soup for joint without fear of being kidnapped or robbed. |
Politics / Re: How Much Can You Sacrifice For Nigeria? by JoeGaruba: 6:48pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
I will give up Nairaland if it will make Nigeria a first world nation with nuclear arsenal, low crime rate, free and fair elected officials and trillions of $$$$ in the treasury. |
Politics / Re: Acid Rain Scare: Port Harcourt Residents Scamper For Safety by JoeGaruba: 6:18pm On Mar 25, 2010 |
Lets bust this myth once and for all http://www.epa.gov/acidrain/what/index.html for those with slow internet or on mobile phones, I will reproduce some of that, "Acid rain" is a broad term referring to a mixture of wet and dry deposition (deposited material) from the atmosphere containing higher than normal amounts of nitric and sulfuric acids. The precursors, or chemical forerunners, of acid rain formation result from both natural sources, such as volcanoes and decaying vegetation, and man-made sources, primarily emissions of sulfur dioxide (SO2) and nitrogen oxides (NOx) resulting from fossil fuel combustion. In the United States, roughly 2/3 of all SO2 and 1/4 of all NOx come from electric power generation that relies on burning fossil fuels, like coal. Acid rain occurs when these gases react in the atmosphere with water, oxygen, and other chemicals to form various acidic compounds. The result is a mild solution of sulfuric acid and nitric acid. When sulfur dioxide and nitrogen oxides are released from power plants and other sources, prevailing winds blow these compounds across state and national borders, sometimes over hundreds of miles.~EPA Effects of Acid Rain - Human Health http://www.epa.gov/acidrain/effects/health.html We are not industrialized enough to be sending the gases that lead to it into the atmosphere. In the age of Google, nobody should call a dog a monkey for any body |
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