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Business / Re: Hausa Ajami/Arabic Inscriptions Removed From New N100 Note by JoeGaruba: 8:02pm On Nov 17, 2014
Have any of the arabic/ajimi writing apologists taken time to Google search the image of the currency of Chad, Niger, Mali......Those counties have more muslims than any other religion.

All the foaming at the mouth would not be necessary if you did. It is tradition that times must change. If it is no longer relevant that the arabic
writing be on the Naira, why keep it there? Do we just do things because its the way we have always done them?

Read this:

A group of scientists placed 5 monkeys in a cage and in the middle, a ladder with bananas on the top.
Every time a monkey went up the ladder, the scientists soaked the rest of the monkeys with cold water.
After a while, every time a monkey went up the ladder, the others beat up the one on the ladder.
After some time, no monkey dare[d] to go up the ladder regardless of the temptation.
Scientists then decided to substitute one of the monkeys. The 1st thing this new monkey did was to go up the ladder. Immediately the other monkeys beat him up.

After several beatings, the new member learned not to climb the ladder even though he never knew why.
A 2nd monkey was substituted and the same occurred. The 1st monkey participated on [sic] the beating for [sic] the 2nd monkey. A 3rd monkey was changed and the same was repeated (beating). The 4th was substituted and the beating was repeated and finally the 5th monkey was replaced.
What was left was a group of 5 monkeys that even though never received a cold shower, continued to beat up any monkey who attempted to climb the ladder.
If it was possible to ask the monkeys why they would beat up all those who attempted to go up the ladder ... I bet you the answer would be ... "I don't know — that's how things are done around here" Does it sound familiar?

http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/6828/was-the-experiment-with-five-monkeys-a-ladder-a-banana-and-a-water-spray-condu

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Politics / Re: Armed & Plainclothes Policemen Clash At Oshodi-Apapa Expressway by JoeGaruba: 12:50am On Oct 24, 2013
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Entertainment / Re: Dillish Wins Big Brother Africa The Chase by JoeGaruba: 10:21pm On Sep 05, 2013
Good Girl:

If you sleep around without protection, you WILL get HIV/AIDS. It has got nothing to do with BBA. Irresponsible sexx has always been the cause of the high HIV prevalence in Africa (especially sub-Saharan). BBA is just a scapegoat.

There is a correlation between exposure of young minds to violent games/movies and most definitely hooking up and banging a guy on TV is not helping spread the message of discipline that youngsters need. Most youngsters want to be like what they see on TV that they think is cool. Take a look at the BBA video's most searched... its the saeX scenes not the chess matches.

Is that all Africa has to offer?
Entertainment / Re: Dillish Wins Big Brother Africa The Chase by JoeGaruba: 5:44pm On Aug 26, 2013
Who's big brother was chasing them? Was Melvin chasing Beverly or something?

Seems the show has lost the plot. We copy the west and forget about cultural differences and the impact of some of these transplanted concepts. There is no African tribe that condones the kind of nonsense that goes on in bba house. What exactly do we take from these housemates? Promoting sexual promiscuity as a means of attaining popularity is sending the wrong signals.

Out of the 34 million HIV-positive people worldwide, 69 percent live in sub-Saharan Africa. There are roughly 23.8 million infected persons in all of Africa.

91 percent of the world’s HIV-positive children live in Africa.

More than one million adults and children die every year from HIV/AIDS in Africa alone. In 2011, 1.7 million people worldwide died from AIDS.

this show can be modified to show a lot more about what makes each country unique and yet the same. While showcasing the tallent of housemates at things order than sex sex sex!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On Wednesday, 17 April, 2013 by JoeGaruba: 3:36pm On Apr 17, 2013
Benitez was sent by Spanish FA to destroy other European clubs especially those in EPL

Politics / Re: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by JoeGaruba: 6:57pm On Oct 04, 2012
Pukkah:

It seems like you're the one that needs to be educated on Money Laundering.

Imagine that someone that you gave a ride in your own car is found by policemen at a checkpoint to be in possession of stolen goods/mpney, would you be allowed to drive off?


Note: It's 'Money Laundering' and not 'Money Laundry'.

So in this hypothetical world, what would be the outcome since you said the car owner does not know about it (stolen goods/money)?
Politics / Re: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by JoeGaruba: 6:50pm On Oct 04, 2012
Do some of you posters understand whats at stake here?

1. Learn the meaning of money laundering (not laundry as many clowns here have posted)
2. There are three components to it, placement, layering (to legitimize) and Integration
3. The last two components are missing.
4. There is nothing in the money laundering prohibition act of 2011 that characterizes this as such. It has to do with large cash deposits.(http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/law/legal-culture/29072-money-laundering-prohibition-act-2011)

If the priests did not help to "wash this N45m" there is no case to answer here.

This is why corrupt people go unpunished. This is lazy investigation and sensational reporting on the part to try this case in the media.The court of law is what matters not the court of public opinion.

I am not saying this guy did not steal o, its just that there is probably more than this laundering explanation.

Abi how una check am?
TV/Movies / Re: Which Is The Cartoon Of Alltime by JoeGaruba: 6:09am On Mar 07, 2012
its hard to follow the result. Why you no kukuma make am poll? But na Tom and Jerry go flog the odas sha
Education / Re: Pls I Need Help In Solving This Maths Probs: Asap by JoeGaruba: 6:07am On Mar 07, 2012
for the second of your first post, what type of coin is it? N1 or 1 pound coin? lol They flip differently you know? just kidding. grin

Too many brainiacs on NL. Could not have answered any of your questions if it would have won me the lottery.

Cheers
Health / Re: 77% Of Black Doctors In Us Are Nigerians –reps’ Committee by JoeGaruba: 5:48am On Mar 07, 2012
The House of Representatives Committee on the Diaspora said on Tuesday that [size=8pt][size=8pt]about 77 per cent of members of associations of black doctors practising in the United States of America[/size][/size] were Nigerians.

Folks, this is just members of an association. Would have been good if some of you had taken your comprehension seriously. grin

Its good to ask them to come back but what is on ground to support them when they get here? Power failure, Boko Haram? Poorly motivated staff?
Politics / Re: When Will Gej Stop Supporting Libya Rebels? by JoeGaruba: 11:19am On Sep 05, 2011
http://news.yahoo.com/gadhafi-leaned-arab-allies-stay-power-054547467.html

Gadhafi leaned on Arab allies to stay in power

CAIRO (AP) — Moammar Gadhafi's dictatorship likely wouldn't have survived for more than four decades without the sea of dictators all around, protecting one another and working together to silence dissident voices.
Gadhafi himself saw collapse was inevitable as Arab unity frayed, and he pointed to the fall of Iraq's Saddam Hussein as a sign of things to come. "Your turn is next," he warned fellow leaders in a scathing speech at the 2008 Arab League summit in Damascus.
Back in 2008, Gadhafi's listeners laughed. Now, besides Gadhafi, longtime autocrats have been swept from power by popular uprisings in Tunisia, where the Arab Spring began, and Egypt. Syria's Bashar Assad and Yemen's Ali Abdullah Saleh are also under fierce pressure.

Read the full post on the link,

Most of the anti-west sentiment is misguided. The Arab league called this guy out. What meaningful thing has the AU done? Zuma a rapist turned president is the person you expect to lead a cause? Gadaffi funds AU, they know with him out there will be no more freebies,

Wake up. Tides have changed. Only a fool will seek to defy the tide of inevitable change,
Travel / Re: Your Worst Flying Experience! by JoeGaruba: 6:56pm On Jun 03, 2011
freeman9ja:

@Osikhueme, my dear, helicopter is safer than the airplane, atleast u have your life jacket on u, incase u landing in the ocean.
And dnt 4get, the doors can open authomatically whn their is an emergency while the fans will fly out with a click of a button.
I also fly Helicopters a lot. Just the noise is disturbing.

Not in all cases o. If Engine fail for heli, yawa gas be that. Some planes still get more than one engine,
Politics / Re: GlaxoSmithkline Gets First Nigerian Md by JoeGaruba: 2:50am On May 22, 2011
hardywaltz:

If this guy were Yoruba this tread would be busy as tribal warlords would have filled the air with silly remarks on how intelligent Yoruba or sons of oduduwa are! So may I congratulate my Igbo Brother for this rare achievement.

I guess taking a preemptive strike makes you not a bigot?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United V Chelsea On Sunday 8th May 2011 by JoeGaruba: 10:36pm On May 08, 2011
switch47:

open your Bible to the book of Lamentation chapter 1 read to the last chapter!! cool cool talking about chances " the lord giveth and the lord taketh so take heart!!

Ride on pastor! Money no be everything. Make dem go back to the drawing board. \

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United V Chelsea On Sunday 8th May 2011 by JoeGaruba: 5:31pm On May 08, 2011
190:

c[/i]k you  undecided

lol With or without GoldCircle?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United V Chelsea On Sunday 8th May 2011 by JoeGaruba: 5:09pm On May 08, 2011
190:

Ive lost interest in this match  undecided

I see Torres scoring a Hattrick in the second half. What do you think? tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United V Chelsea On Sunday 8th May 2011 by JoeGaruba: 5:02pm On May 08, 2011
Best post ever by Switch47, Chelseabmw====> Chelsea [b]B[/b]e [b]M[/b]anu [b]W[/b]ife

Chelsea fans, how Market?

Cream always rises to the top, Mess with the best and fall like the rest! tongue
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Acquires Yet Another N4.5b Private Jet by JoeGaruba: 3:42pm On Apr 08, 2011
It is as clear as mud that the man means no harm.  grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ucl: Chelsea Vs Manchester United [0 - 1]On 6th April 2011 by JoeGaruba: 10:31pm On Apr 06, 2011
Since nobody was nice enough to ask, Cheski fans, how market? grin

It would have been cheaper and more productive if to say dem get Adebayor instead of the 50 milla flop
Romance / Re: Former Boyfriends On Facebook by JoeGaruba: 4:11am On Apr 02, 2011
Ginger up ya swagger, if you dey fire am well well she no go get energy to log on to myface. (myspace+facebook).

Seriously, something is missing that she/he is longing for. See a solution and not just the problem.

Even you gaan, you no dey browse ya b4 b4 chikala profiles?
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan: My Fellow Widows by JoeGaruba: 5:55am On Mar 09, 2011
To all the Patience appologists: Keep celebrating mediocrity. By the way, you must all stop complaining about the state of the nation.

Im not sure Michelle Obama would be given the same respect if she got on stage and broke out in ebonics.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Man. United [3 - 1] On Sunday, March 6th 2011 by JoeGaruba: 4:13pm On Mar 06, 2011
I don taya for SAF o. buy corret playa make we see.

Liverpool deserve this win. Still, Man U will rise from this.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mercenaries In Libya Captured And Beaten By A Mob!--video by JoeGaruba: 3:42am On Feb 23, 2011
Mr lastpage and the Gaddafi appologists, talk to the families of the 1200 massacred prisoners. The scholarship is not gaddafi's money.
Are you saying without him, another leader would not have given the same scholarships or more? This is a very shallow argument.

This same guy you are so bent on keeping in power was not elected.

He has few friends now, you may want to go over and restore his confidence.

lastpage:

One funny Libyan living in the U.S, on Libyan SCHOLARSHIP also came out on TV to say he wants Ghadafi killed, called him names and all the "adjectives" they were supplied with! shocked

I ask: Why dont you refund all the Scholarship Money Ghadafi gave you first? Then take the next flight to Tripoli!
Did he send you to America to study or to become a turn-coat?

Some people have no conscience! It now seem fashionable, to jump on the boat, at least like some of our own "so-called NADECO", its a passport to political appointments! Go ask my friend, the "Junk Publisher" who wants to be President grin wink

Mschew!
Politics / Re: Do You Still Trust Sahara Reporters? by JoeGaruba: 8:11am On Dec 16, 2010
Let us not celebrate mediocrity. If this state of SR is satisfactory, then we deserve what we get from politicians and press alike when we settle for less.


SR has lost the trust of some of the followers. This has nothing to do with GEJ. fyi I dont even support the guy. All we ask for is fair and balanced reporting based on facts and not opinions.

If that is too much to ask, then they can be the mouth piece highest bidder and I will not fault them. Let them just say "we are partisan".
Celebrities / Re: Actor Wesley Snipes Begins Serving Sentence At Pa. Prison (ap) by JoeGaruba: 6:04pm On Dec 11, 2010
Abeg make una leave inmate 57 alone jooor!
Politics / Wikileaks: Pfizer Denies Dirty Tricks Claims In Nigeria by JoeGaruba: 5:44pm On Dec 11, 2010
US pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has dismissed as "preposterous" reports that it hired investigators to uncover evidence of corruption against a former Nigerian attorney general.

According to a US cable released by WikiLeaks, Pfizer wanted to "put pressure" on Michael Aondoakaa.

He was heading a lawsuit against the company over a 1996 drug trial during a meningitis epidemic.

The trial allegedly led to the deaths of 11 children - charges Pfizer denies.

Pfizer reached a $75m (£47m) settlement last year with Nigeria's Kano government over the case, which also allegedly left dozens of children disabled.

In a statement released by Pfizer in response to the leaked diplomatic cable published by the UK's Guardian newspaper, the pharmaceutical company said it "negotiated the settlement with the federal government of Nigeria in good faith and its conduct in reaching that agreement was proper".

The cable quoted conversations said to have taken place between US embassy staff and Pfizer's head in Nigeria, Enrico Liggeri.

It referred to a meeting between Mr Liggeri and US officials on 9 April 2009.

"According to Liggeri, Pfizer had hired investigators to uncover corruption links to Federal Attorney General Michael Aondoakaa to expose him and put pressure on him to drop the federal cases," the cable released by the whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks said.

"He said Pfizer's investigators were passing this information to local media."

Mr Aondoakaa was removed from the position of justice minister in February this year by Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan. grin



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11971805
Education / Re: How Can I Do A Master's With A 3rd Class ? by JoeGaruba: 4:51am On Oct 22, 2010
tigerpaws:

Yes I do.


A friend of mine had a 3rd class degree and recently finished her MASTERS from one of the universities in the Uk, not forgetting she had a few years working experience (3 yrs) before applying!

Different universities have different policies; contact the universities you intend to study and see what they have to offer

Takia



Right.

A friend in the US had similar experience and got into a uni for MSc, and got a job with one of the best employers anywhere in the world.

@OP the information is at your finger tips ala Google. Work experience helps to make it a little easier to sell to them Uni's.

Dont let the haters tell you it cant be done. just dont go chasing Yale , Havard oxford et al, waste of money I think. paali na paali
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wayne Rooney To Leave Manchester United by JoeGaruba: 4:56am On Oct 21, 2010
Make e dey go. London/Spanish ashewo dey sweet am abi?

Politics / Re: How Philip Emeagwali Lied His Way To Fame by JoeGaruba: 2:04am On Oct 20, 2010
guddsid:

i posted this earlier on (6th page) just thought i would post it again to let you all know that before you begin throwing allegations around its best to take the time out to get the ACTUAL facts


I WOULD LIKE EVERY ONE ON THIS THREAD TO TAKE SOME TIME OUT TO READ THIS
:



1 . Emeagwali won computing’s equivalent of the Nobel Prize


Okay so the gordon bell prize isn't an equivalent of the nobel prize ,  good , So how come some NLERS keep saying he claimed he won the "NOBEL PRIZE"   where as all he said was that he  won an award which to him is the "equivalent " of a nobel prize in the world of technology

2.Emeagwali is a “Father of the Internet”

What Phillip Emeagwali did by calling himself a father of the internet is what every Nigerian and indeed every one in the world would do ! lets not forget he didn't bestow this title on himself CNN did and have CNN "stripped" him off the "title " NO

Quote
Philip Emeagwali, a computer scientist and civil engineer, is one of the fathers of the Internet and a trailblazer in petroleum extraction
http://www.cnn.com/fyi/interactive/specials/bhm/story/black.innovators.html

Also CNN  didn't say he was THE father of the internet  they said he was A father of the internet . What that means is that he is not the originator but he contributed to the development of the internet 

3.Patents : republicreport says that he claims to have lots of patents OR patent application , However an interview which mary bellis of about.com
http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa111097.htm

had with emeagwali himsel[/b]f says that he has [b]submitted over 40 appilcation for patenting  , Now what this means is that he submitted his inventions for patenting , they might have not been patented YET and thats probably why we can't find his invention on the us patent website
in his words Inventors are reluctant to provide expanded details of their inventions until they receive full patent protection. The reason is that the Patent and Trademark Office can deny patents to inventors that publicly provided details of their invention.



4. Connection Machine was created by emeagwali : This is a lie and emeagwali never ever claimed to create the connection machine , here are his words from the interview. "The 65,536 processors were inside the Connection Machine. I accessed the Connection Machine over the Internet. The Connection Machines owned by the United States government laboratories were made available to me because they were considered impossible to program and there was no great demand for them at that time. In fact, the national laboratories that purchased them were embarrassed because their scientists could not program them and they were hardly being used. The labs were happy that I was brave enough to attempt to program it and the $5 million computer was left entirely to my use. I was their human guinea pig." this means the connection machine was already existing and had processors in it , He Programmed it , he didn't make it . read here
http://inventors.about.com/library/weekly/aa111097a.htm



i really don't know why this is a case on NL , it really shouldn't be considering the fact that these guy never made any of the claims which some of you here say he made , I took the time out to get these facts but some people here would still stick to their "lies" and blind arguments , clearly there is a strong smear campaign going on against this guy and sadly Nigerians seem to be the strongest culprits  sad




Nice post but most of these guys think they are talking about Anus Adamu.

In the age where search is a click away, can anything be hidden? If some moronic NLers will swallow verbatim everything they read, let them wallow in ignorance jare.
Politics / Re: How Philip Emeagwali Lied His Way To Fame by JoeGaruba: 9:31pm On Oct 19, 2010
Nigerians are so gullible . Someone posts unsubstantiated claims and you all have your pants in a knot?

None issue. The guy is a fraud and it took sahara reporters essay to find out? You must want to be in the Guinness book of world record ad the dumbest human alive.
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