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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea(0-2) on Sunday, 2nd May; 1.30pm Nig Time by JoeGaruba: 2:51pm On May 02, 2010
who says money cant buy the title?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea(0-2) on Sunday, 2nd May; 1.30pm Nig Time by JoeGaruba: 2:48pm On May 02, 2010
Enjoyment1:

Where are those yeye Man U fans?

We are here. Wetin apen? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea(0-2) on Sunday, 2nd May; 1.30pm Nig Time by JoeGaruba: 2:47pm On May 02, 2010
I wonder how much money exchanged hands for this gifting of the game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Which Team Is Worthy Of The 4th Ucl Spot In England ? by JoeGaruba: 8:03pm On May 01, 2010
Arsenal did well for a depleted team. Wenger needs bigger players.


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I can see MoneyMisRoadchester City outspending the big4 (combined) If they finish fourth. They should however learn from Madrid that it takes
more than a star studded team to challenge for honors.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Which Team Is Worthy Of The 4th Ucl Spot In England ? by JoeGaruba: 6:47pm On May 01, 2010
For as long as I can remember, never has the race for the last spot been so hotly contested as it is this season.

Villa, Spurs and Man City have presented their credentials for the fourth place this season. Liverpool is still praying
those three loose the remaining matches and they win all theirs grin. Unfortunately City play spurs and both can not lose
the same game so a draw and a loss for both teams is the worst it could be. Then, KOP will have to come up with
goals to make up the goal difference.

Which team would you tip to be able to give a good account of themselves in next season's UCL and why?
I am tempted to go with the moneybags but then they choke often when it matters tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Mourinho: Genius Or Fluke by JoeGaruba: 6:56pm On Apr 29, 2010
Ever wonder why Real Madrid go through coaches like they are changing boxer shorts? The coaches have not delivered in recent times!

The only reason he gets the accolades is the record he has with his teams. UEFA cup, UCL, EPL x2 , Scudeto, +

Lets not begrudge a man his due respect. If you do something often enough, it becomes a habit. If that habit is winning, then you must be good at it.

I don't like the dude personally but he's worth the Genius status. Geniuses are eccentric anyway.
Religion / Re: Benny Hinn's Wife Files For Divorce, Very Sad. by JoeGaruba: 6:31pm On Apr 29, 2010
^^^ Maybe it was the last straw, which does not really have to be big that broke the camel's back after 30 years.

Its a sad state of our current world. Many now give up even before 5 years. I know many couples even here in 9ja under 5 years of wedlock who are now separated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL Semi: Lyon Vs Bayern Munich [0 - 3] on Tuesday, 27th April by JoeGaruba: 9:01pm On Apr 27, 2010
That ref is a retard!
Health / Re: Dagrin And The State Of Healthcare In Nigeria by JoeGaruba: 8:33pm On Apr 27, 2010
Unless I know the details of the treatment he got, I cant say they did not do everything they could to save him prompting his folks to come out with that press release. I know our medical practitioners work hard with the little they have. If the FG could invest more in that sector.

What i do know for a fact is that many of our country men and women die daily from illness and injury they would survive in some parts of the world. Granted, not everyone is saved even there.

Respecting speed limits too can save lives. The damage on the car can only be the result of a high speed collision. If this was in front of a police station, I doubt the speed limit would be 100km/hr. There is plenty of blame to go around. embarassed

May God be with the family and friends he is leaving behind. Amen
Romance / Re: Is It Proper For My Girlfriend To Sleep In A Guys House? by JoeGaruba: 7:01am On Apr 25, 2010
A few ladies spent nights at my place and no bodily fluids were exchanged. Whalai! winkShe might have not cheated on you. However, if you dont trust her, there is no relationship or isle crawling sef. Maybe she does not know you have such and such plans for her so she is doubling her bet.

If indeed she was aware of your plans, she should not have done that.

But bros, na im be say if chikala stay ya place for night , you go conquer her base

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Stoke City [7 - 0] On Sunday, 25th April by JoeGaruba: 5:59am On Apr 25, 2010
I am a Man U fan but I dont have a doubt that Chelsick will unload on Stoke. Transferred aggression.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United Vs Tottenham [3 - 1] On Saturday 24th April by JoeGaruba: 5:55am On Apr 25, 2010
^^^ grin

SToke has Chelsick's number.

Early in the season, Man shyty and Spuds beat every big team till we halted their streaks.

Man U will need a lot of love from Stoke or Liverpool to go for a straight fourth Prem title.
A draw by either team against Chelsick should see us through.

Entertainment / Re: Who Is The Richest Person Between Don Jazzy And R.kelly? by JoeGaruba: 3:10am On Apr 22, 2010
Pasuma hold pay pass the two join sef
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Inter 3 - Barca 1 Can Any Team Stop This Messi-merizing Team? by JoeGaruba: 10:07pm On Apr 20, 2010
They both played but it just was not their day! I would be happy if Eto provides the killer punch at the Nou camp in the second leg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Inter 3 - Barca 1 Can Any Team Stop This Messi-merizing Team? by JoeGaruba: 9:47pm On Apr 20, 2010
Even balck and white would have been good. Could not watch it. Apparently Inter could and did.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Inter 3 - Barca 1 Can Any Team Stop This Messi-merizing Team? by JoeGaruba: 8:17pm On Apr 20, 2010
As a Man U fan I was hoping Inter would do some damage but they are going the way of the others. Another era of domination by a Spanish team/

Mess with the best fall like the rest!  undecided
Romance / Re: How Can A Woman Spot A Genuine Man? by JoeGaruba: 2:57pm On Apr 20, 2010
Have you tried Lenscrafters? Your sight is improved after they give you a work over. grin

On the thread, its a gamble. Nothing stays the same. Bad guys change and good guys go bad.

Its hard but obvious signs others have mentioned should be a guide.

Good luck!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United [0 - 1] On Saturday, 17th April 2010 by JoeGaruba: 3:03pm On Apr 17, 2010
Where all the Man United haterz? What y'alls gotta know is cream always rises to the top. Ginger head's goal was the cherry.

Lets hope the Ruskie money bag will not rob spurs of a deserved win like they denied Bolton a point last game.!

cheesy

Politics / Re: Arewa Elders Reject Babangida For 2011 Presidential Election by JoeGaruba: 2:55pm On Apr 17, 2010
Maybe they want to give him the Soludo treatment. Invite him to run and have some people "chop" our money he stole.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United [0 - 1] On Saturday, 17th April 2010 by JoeGaruba: 12:31pm On Apr 17, 2010
Man U is not Burnley!

ManShity is going down. Glory glory Man United.!
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Divas And The 'orobo' Syndrome. by JoeGaruba: 7:08pm On Apr 16, 2010
Genetics and limited cuisine also works against us in Black Africa. Starch! Starch!! Starch!!! On the other hand oyinbo get flenty flenty choices and they do count their calories well. I remember a family friend from America almost fainted when she saw me eating fufu for breakfast before leaving for school.

Someone said once the $$$ hits the account they don't care. True. Complacency is the word. Its not just the stars. Mary a lepa now and after a kid or two , Monique will be her twin.

Me I cant shout sha, its good to have some meat aka love handles. Abi? The most important thing is if your LDL and HDL levels are right. A few mid sized peeps I know have higher cholesterol levels than other bigger sized ones. Thats why some will suddenly drop dead and we resort to fallacy of false cause that it must be winch grin
Politics / Re: Jonathan Meets Obama At Blair House(pics) by JoeGaruba: 7:21am On Apr 15, 2010
Horus:

I agree, a Nigerian attire attract also respect for Nigeria.
"Wearing suits" is a symbol of colon mentality.

lol @ colon mentality grin
Politics / Re: Lagos Awards Light Rail Project Contract To Chinese Firm by JoeGaruba: 1:38am On Apr 15, 2010
deekaybee:

Here's the official website,

http://www.lagosrail.com/home/index.php

Not much information though

Thanks for the link. It does have interesting information about the plans for the blue and red lines. If it works out, Lagos will be on the verge of becoming a cosmopolitan city!

Yes e fit!

grin
Sports / Re: Calling Lionel Messi The Greatest Player In The World Must Stop! - Pele by JoeGaruba: 1:21am On Apr 15, 2010
The fastest car in d world is a MESSI-dis-BENZ !!!!!! grin
Sports / Re: Calling Lionel Messi The Greatest Player In The World Must Stop! - Pele by JoeGaruba: 11:29pm On Apr 14, 2010
This season, there is talk whether Chelsea can score 96 goals to become the highest scoring team in Premier league era, yet teams like Aston Villa scored 138 goals during Pele era.

Villa was a good team in that ERA they beat teams like Man United in FA cup final and Barcelona in a European super cup match. Them no be moin moin. But just like Liverpool, they have declined over the years.

Your analogy seems out of place.
Sports / Re: Calling Lionel Messi The Greatest Player In The World Must Stop! - Pele by JoeGaruba: 11:22pm On Apr 14, 2010
I wonder how many of his 1000 he will score against Nigeria.

Afraid catch me oh. I think Pele is a great player and as a Man U fan should loathe Messi but I'd admit the guy is a brilliant player if you saw is goal against RM last Saturday you will know just how intelligent he plays against top ranked team players!

Bican, Josef with the highest number of recorded goals in officiated matches does not even get in the headlines as much as Pele.
Politics / Re: Why Is The Obama Visit 'historic'? by JoeGaruba: 10:48pm On Apr 14, 2010
I guess if Nigeria is one of the 47 countries invited to take a stand at the nuclear security summit in Washington it is historic!

I wonder how many times 9ja has been called in to be a part (even if only to make up the numbers) of such high profile summit.

You better start believing in your strategic importance as a country. If they want to exploit us as many of you say, our leaders should be aware of that and be prepared to get something(s) back that can benefit the nation. You need to open your hand to receive.

The spin can be put on this in anyway you want. If it bothers you that it gets so much airtime, turn off the TV/radio or just log on to facebook.

Let us celebrate small victories and stop being so hard on ourselves.

grin
Politics / Re: Lagos Awards Light Rail Project Contract To Chinese Firm by JoeGaruba: 7:24pm On Apr 14, 2010
Let us give this a chance to work. I would love to take that train than fight through traffic in my jalopy.

While we may be skeptical about the technology we are going to get from China, we should realize that they have what it takes to do a good job by EU or US standards. The problem stems from what we set for them as critical success factors. How many turn around maintenance rounds have our refineries gone through?  They were not all done by China and we are still importing refined products!

If there is a way we as Nigerians can "keep them honest" (apology to CNN and Anderson Cooper) we should try that and show that there is a gap in the deliverable and what would be worth the investment.  That way, they can stop calling a dog a monkey. I hope we get this right.

Lets go there.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking News: Polish President Feared Dead In Russian Plane Crash by JoeGaruba: 4:58pm On Apr 10, 2010
May their souls rest in peace. Thats too many people at the helms of affair in that country that died at once.

Hopefully, they will use clear cut succession guidelines unlike the drama in Abuja.

Maybe many important people in a country, organization should take separate flights.
In fact, maybe families of four or more should split up into two while traveling. But then, quello che sarà, sarà. (whatever will be will be.)

Horse and carriage anyone?

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