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A gallon of its venom costs over a million dollars

On the contrary phone battery depletes it's lasting ability after some years if u understand the science behind batteries electrons travelling to and fro between thin wafers of matetials.. Some loose K.E what u call.."my battery no dey hold charge"hope my lack of fingers doesn't prevent the perception of my air quotes

Make una look cameraman

What u call love is just a chemical reaction that compels humans to breed it hits hard and slowly fades living u stranded in a failing relationship

Obakoolex:
A pack of 1000 note is 100k

OK sir

pussygotlips:
That's 300k right there

e pass 300k oo

Coldie:
They deliberately visited the Americas without women cause they know where they are going to

yeah I know that I'm just trying to make fun off it

No wonder Christopher Columbus and co visited the Americas

Obalacam:
Most beautiful girl in Nigeria u said? What did you used as your parameters?

a baboon yardstick

Mumps caused by swelling of parotoid gland and its spread by infected saliva

sonofthunder:
Sponsor her to a chiropractor

I swear those guys gonna make her straight

Her toto dey leak ooo...full disclosure

Otasikwe:
please interpretation no vez

the German man that is good..

Die deutschmann das ist güt..

In a country where A is for God B is for lecturer and C belongs to the smartest student this feat is hard to accomplish in zoogeria..

Grilled vulture and chilled hieneken ......just kidding i love guineafowl meat that stuff Is divine.

LadyRosa:
I detest it too.Same way I hate guys that talks too much.

Huge turn off.Some guys na radio without battery.


Modified
For clarification sakes.

I don't need my man to say anything sometimes before I understand him .I grew up in a family of stammerers ,so my dad and my brothers really don't talk, na eye or body language them talk dey control me in many cases.

My dad go give me one kind eye, I go run go change clothe wey I wear
My brothers go give me one kind eye or I observe their Waka or body language, I go know say hungry don come, so I gats find something cook.

So I find it difficult with guys that talks too much, I have NEVER dated one even by mistake.life isn't boring with them that talk less because me na jaye babe.

My oga controls several security personnel under him but they are more effective than the ones his colleagues controls.They aim to please him and for a time I thought they fear him until I investigated.One of his junior colleagues said, "You know say oga no dey talk like that, anything wey make am talk e be say him don too vex and we no want am because na better person."

I and my oga dey use eye,hand and head communicate for public.Sometimes we go dey laugh for gathering,others go join dey laugh,but wetin me and my oga dey laugh dey different from wetin dey make others dey also laugh.But we are all laughing! . ;DE get the kind eye him go give me accompanied with smile, guy woman go know say him won _4ck.

u guys must be cute together

TheGidRedpiller:
MEN, pay no attention to the female above this comment. Thanks.

we shall'nt

judatech:
Last last....

he go chop breakfast for bench

judatech:
Last last...
Complete am!

na everybody go chop breakfast

No be dis year portable start dey trend..

To live is to risk it all otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you..rick d father of witty comebacks

Op ure a good brother for doing that

willi926:
My younger sister aged 19 years is the baby of the house( last born). She never know wetin life dey talk, we still dey pamper her. So it just happens that she fell for the wrong guy almost her age mate(20). When the guy was coming for her, I would see both of them outside our gate, and would always ask her who be this guy wey dey visit u sef, him no get work?. She will just reply he is just a friend. I started noticing the closeness was becoming something else wen the guy don dey get mind to enter our compound. I personally called my sis and told her I don't like the guy, that from the look of things the guy just want to have his way and move on, that she shouldn't give into any of his sexual advances, they should just be friends. Called the guy separately as guy man and asked him wat he wants from her, he said nothing oo, just friends. I told him it should be sooo. After some few weeks ago, I started noticing she have been quiet and reserved, her fair face, pale and red. The calls she always make and recieve don reduce drastically, I already know the signs, she was heart broken.
Na so I called her yesterday night, told her God blessed me with small money, that she should join me to an eatery around our area,( I just did it to bring her out of the house and ask her few thing). When we got to the eatery I saw she been lively again, we ordered what we wanted, I begin ask her questions, she opened up and told me the guy said he is no longer interested, that he has seen another person he truly wants, that she should no longer call him, neither will he pick her calls. I asked her if they had sex and she answered yes and apologised. So I adviced her not to ever call him again, that he will be the one to call wen he is sex starved, immediately I finished the statement the guys call entered, it rang for 2 times, I told her to pick the third call and put it on speakout, the guy just dey, dey propose love, dey talk how he missed my sis, asking of her were about, after two, that he couldn't sleep. I laughed cos the plans I have for that guy is not of good..

op e be like say u type this thing with firewood for hand

Connected1:
Why speaking like a woman, they are the ones scared of a particular age.
Anyone telling you Nigeria is not hard is lying big time, I pay the most bills of my parents family, but I still live with them so I can curb promiscuity, I know myself, like this sef, I do lodge hotels once in a while then imagine if I stay alone, my ashawo go get better style, girls and my guys know I am doing well for myself, at least I am contented with the little I have achieved and hoping for more.

If I am to leave my parents house then I will be getting married in the next year, so I don't have plans for that now, I am still a student and I hope to have atleast 6 landed properties before I leave them, don't allow anybody kill your self-esteem, you are better than most of them it's just that your secret is wide open unlike theirs, so achieve what you want while staying with your parents, they won't chase you and will still borrow you funds willingly if they have unlike when you ask others. I can remember when my mother pushed for a loan for me, but when she wanted to take it I had gotten the money from somewhere else.

So you aren't a failure, Nigeria is just hard, we aren't where we want to be but we are happy for Life, Buhari's regime killed 90% of my plans, I killed 5% with my own hands and only 5% worked out, so that's how life is for many of us now.

Life isn't about who arrived first, the goal is to be rich and healthy at our 50's and retirement age, according to my elderly friends, na that time life dae sweet pass not even our youth, the youthful age is the time for laying solid foundations, so don't envy those buying cars and carrying leftover girls, build your future bro.

damn man ure wise

The man with the mega nose I greet you

Shalommy:
Men.. Men.. Men.. Why can't this gender control their d!ck?. They swear for una? Chaii..

sharrap...ewu

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Wen I still de jungle..


We de use am take prepare better HOT GIN..





Put the FROG inside OGOGORO, mix it with URINE and RAW WEED then leave it for one week.


After one week, u filter it..


If u drink am... Ur waist and PREEK go de dance MAKOSA and shoaling monkey dance..


Any ASHAWOO wey u NACK, she go feel the NACKING from another planet!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

can someone diagnose this modafuka hes fucking sick.boooogeeeyyyy

placeofallure:
I write stuff, a lot of nice content on English grammar. It could be useful for students and teachers or anyone who wants to learn. The problem is I'm not tech savvy. I need a place to upload my stuff and can bill people for viewing. Will that be a blog or website I dunno. Need some education. Somebody should find me before I miss my way. Thank you.

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