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PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Ordered Review Of SARS Operations – Osinbajo by Joemetry(m): 9:28am On Jun 27, 2018
It's too late...

I just wish I have the power to send these Kakistocrats back to where so ever they came from.

after giving this flawed security department the carte blanche to destroy humans now you want something new.

GOOD LUCK.
RomanceRe: I Love Her But... Now I'm Embarrassed by Joemetry(m): 3:53pm On Jun 25, 2018
Confiman:
Please this might be a little lengthy but bear with me, everything here is needed to get the story out and ask my questions. Thank you.

This will go down as one of the most embarrassing moments of my life and I'm deeply confused. But before I go on, I'd love a quick intro.

I just created this moniker to chronicle all of my confusions and to feel free asking for help without any of my friends here tracing them to me. I'm 22 and a serving Corp member. I'm a hustler and I can say I'm doing fairly well for a Corp member.

I am still a "virgin" iff that term can be loosely applied to someone who masturbates. I'm deeply disturbed by my masturbation, but that is not the purpose of this thread.

I recently met a girl - also a Corp member - whom I'm really, really fond of. However, I strongly believe that sex is for marriage (I'm a devoted Christian) and so I have always stayed away from it. With this girl tho, we get frisky a lot. I shared my first kiss with her, and we've since gotten more intimate than I'm usually comfortable with. Sadly, that doesn't help my desire to stop masturbation as I always do that after making out with her. When doing so, I imagine all we had done and it gets me off.

However, this is where it gets embarrassing. When making out with her she sometimes gives me a head. Despite all of her efforts tho (and she is sincerely really good), I can't get myself to remain aroused. No, my hands don't give me half the sensations I get from her mouth, but it still doesn't matter as I just can't remain aroused enough to get off as is the case when I'm by myself.

Today was the very worst as I kept shrinking rather than edging towards release. It angers her cos she believes I don't want her, or how else does she explain it? She feels if I wanted her as much as she wanted me that it would be different. I know my conscience pricks me while we're at it but I don't know if that is the cause. She says I think too much about it... but I can't help the thoughts. Now I'm torn.

I need to know just two things:
1. Is it my 'plenty thinking' that's hindering me when with her? I've already put away most of my inhibitions to get that far with her, but I can't seem to go further. And I don't really think I want to.
2. How can I tell her to take away the sexual edge of the relationship without coming across as offensive, and without confirming her belief that I don't want her?

P.S: Before you begin bashing the lady, note that she is also a virgin. Her vagina is still very much sealed. I doubted that at first, but I've seen it and... So I know. I don't want to lose her but I don't want to go so far either...
@Confiman , PM me and I will give my all to help you, and again bros you can't curb masturbation by reducing the frequency at which you mastubate, masturbation is only stopped by stopping it.

Mail me.
SportsRe: Some Argentines Arrested For Trafficking Drugs In Fake World Cup Trophies. by Joemetry(m): 12:23pm On Jun 25, 2018
even woman oh..!

What the heck's happening?


AFTER WOMEN FEAR WOMEN..!
SportsRe: How FIFA World Cup Trophy Is Made In Italy (Photos) by Joemetry(m): 10:09am On Jun 19, 2018
boldking:
As I watched the Argentina and Iceland match and
wondered why there were no black players in the
Argentinean
team when other South American teams had black or
biracial
players, I remembered a conversation I had last year.
It was while I was on a cruise from Florida to the Grand
Cayman Islands in the Caribbean.
Between an Argentinean doctor and myself, who had
walked
up to me during lunch one day and struck up a
conversation
with me.
There was no hiding the attraction.
We had bonded much to the chagrin of her three
Argentinean
friends.
On the deck of the ship that day, she kept going on about
how
she loves black men and looks forward to traveling so she
can
meet them.
I asked her.
"Don't you have black people in Argentina?"
She said with a matter of fact candour.
"No. Long time ago, after slavery, we killed them all."
I was taken aback.
She smiled.
And continued.
"Very bad. I am ashamed of my people. It was very
systematic
though. Very well thought out. First they forced most of the
men to fight for Argentina against Paraguay. They
knowingly
sent them into battles that were poorly planned so that the
Paraguay army will do for them what they couldn't
themselves
do. Kill the blacks. Most of them died there. The remaining
of
them they forced to live in this province were there was a
plague. A disease that the government refused to curb so
that
it can also do for them what they couldn't do. Kill the
blacks.
The refused to set up hospitals, clinics, adequate shelter,
food
outlets, nothing. They created the best environment for the
disease to thrive. It killed the rest of the men that had
survived the war. The darker you are, the higher the chance
they will send you to that place to live or to the war to die.
The
lighter skinned women they forced them to sleep with the
white men, so that their children are biracial, then they
forced
the children when they grew older to sleep with white men,
so
that the blackness of the skin of the children became
whiter
and whiter until there was no longer any visibly black
people
seen. It was so bad that blacks fled to Chile, Peru, Bolivia,
Brazil and even Paraquay where they were better treated
even
though not as well as they should be treated as human
beings
deserving full equality. Atleast those ones did not want to
kill
them and accepted to give them protection and a means
of
livelihood. As a matter of fact in Chile, there was a city
called
Arica where Black people were so accepted and respected
that in the 1700s two black free man, one called Anzuréz
were
elected mayors. But the white colonial masters from Spain
came six months later and nullified the elections, they were
afraid of other cities giving black people too many rights.
But
the blacks who had found succour did not complain, they
sent
word for others to flee Argentina and come join them.
Afterall
what was cancelled elections compared to certain death?"
Then she went silent as though trying to replay the
magnitude
of the crime in her mind again. Then she said it in a
sombre
tone in order to drive it home to me.
"The ones the Argentineans did not kill through war or
disease, and rape and impregnate, fled the country and
ultimately we got rid of the blacks."
I listened in rising sorrow.
She continued academically.
"So although they abolished slavery in 1815 in Argentina, it
continued until 1853, after that the main preoccupation of
the
leaders was how to get rid of the black slaves and their
descendants. Our president who ruled us from 1868 to
1874,
Domingo Faustino Sarmiento, wrote in his diary in 1848,
this
was long before he became president and slavery ended
that -
'In the United States… 4 million are black, and within 20
years
will be 8 million…. What is to be done with such blacks,
hated
by the white race?' - It shows that he was already thinking
of
how to eliminate black people before he became President
and when he became President, he succeeded."
"Didn't the world say anything?"
"No. They ignored it. I am sure most of them wanted to do
the
same thing but failed. At that time, they admired them. I
remember when I will go to Brazil as a child, my father's
friend
will say in disgust as he looked at the black Brazilians - we
should have had your guts and finished them off. All of
them.
Make Brazil white just like Argentina."
"And the Europeans?"
She laughed.
"It is an open secret, just like King Leopold and his
genocide
in Congo. No one talks about it, but they know about it.
Atleast the older ones do. The younger ones not so much.
Why do you think all the Nazis ran to Argentina after World
War 2?"
I was silent.
She continued.
"Because it was the perfect place for the most evil racists
in
history to live."
Then she looked out to the infinitely blue sea around the
ship
and sighed audibly before she continued.
" Sadly, to some extent, it still is welcoming and
accomodating
of racial hatred. We took the Tango from the African slaves
and made it our own. In Argentina, not one person will tell
you
the true history of that dance. They don't want to associate
it
with Africa. In fact if you ask them about black people in
Argentina they will tell you that there has never been black
people in Argentina. They teach them in schools. They
rewrite
the history. They make it all white. And as I said it is all
underneath the surface. They never come out and say we
hate
black people. Argentina is only for whites or anything like
that.
They have just fixed the country to only be for white
people."
I looked at her friends, Argentineans like her, who were
lounging on the chairs on the deck, clad in their tiny bikinis,
drinking pina coladas and smiling.
She followed my gaze and then turned to me.
"Don't be fooled by all those smiles, scratch the surface
and
you will see that all they want is for you to disappear."
Toronto
DEAR WHITE SKINNED FELLOW.., I NEVER CHOOSED TO BE BLACK BUT YOU CHOOSED TO BE RACIST, I ONLY WILL REGRET BEING BLACK WHEN A DIFFERENT BLOOD COLOUR RUNS YOUR VIENS...

I REMAIN BLACK AND EVERY OTHER THING DARKER THAN BLACK...

NOW DEAL WITH IT....

wink
CrimeRe: Villagers Chase Away Soldiers,Burn Their Vehicle After Clash In Cross River. PIC by Joemetry(m): 4:24pm On Jun 13, 2018
phada2006:
Is cross River an Igbo land? Sorry for your low IQ
I swear MUMU plenty for Nairaland.

grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Villagers Chase Away Soldiers,Burn Their Vehicle After Clash In Cross River. PIC by Joemetry(m): 4:21pm On Jun 13, 2018
yarimo:
And IPOBIANS won't condemned this act, but when the military retaliate. I hope you guys won't be claiming BUHARI want to wipe you out? undecided
You also have problems knowing your country's geography too?

Cross River is South south man!

Niger Delta would have been better.
undecided
BusinessRe: Scarcity Of Lower Denominations In The Economy, How Is It In Your Area? by Joemetry(m): 7:45pm On Jun 07, 2018
I managed to give out one very awful N50 note I collected yesterday...

Mehn no be small plastic surgery them don do for the money body ooo.....
PoliticsRe: Catholic Church Protests In Owerri Over Fraud And Thuggery By Politicians(photos by Joemetry(m): 5:04pm On Jun 05, 2018
StaffofOrayan:
Muslims love to play victim
Na wah ooo

Dude gotta be careful now.
PoliticsRe: Catholic Church Protests In Owerri Over Fraud And Thuggery By Politicians(photos by Joemetry(m): 4:46pm On Jun 05, 2018
StaffofOrayan:
Yep the drool made frontpage
No poetic licence again?
PoliticsRe: Catholic Church Protests In Owerri Over Fraud And Thuggery By Politicians(photos by Joemetry(m): 4:39pm On Jun 05, 2018
IeatPussy:
Peaceful Christians , just look how they carry out protest about Nigeria ::: in other news ; The Muric is threatening to kill Falz if he didn't remove "This is Nigeria video ' that portrays the recent happenings in Nigeria. angry
Really?
PoliticsRe: Catholic Church Protests In Owerri Over Fraud And Thuggery By Politicians(photos by Joemetry(m): 4:33pm On Jun 05, 2018
StaffofOrayan:
Commendable
MURIC be dropping ultimatum of Falz 'this is Nigeria'
Awon weyrey
Is this true?
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 4:25pm On Jun 05, 2018
greenhulk:
Yes I get u. You do need to be cautious. I checked his profile, saw all the deals he has done and lots of people giving positive feedback, and he is the biggest seller of xiaomi phones on this forum. So I was like he's not gonna ruin his reputation because of 75k. But if u don't feel comfortable please don't do it.
Thanks very much again..!
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 9:16am On Jun 04, 2018
Dexter247:
Aliexpress is not like Jumia where u can buy goods on COD... The dude is trusted, go to the Xiaomi thread and confirm for yourself.
Thanks, I've seen the testimonies.
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 9:15am On Jun 04, 2018
fibonacci2526:
He is very legit, he doesn't have a shop because he doesn't sell phones(brick and mortar). You pay him and he will use your money to order for you. You can as well search his monikers and see testimonies.
Thanks, I've seen the testimonies but was still skeptical because I lost money sometime ago judging from people's comments on a thread.
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 9:13am On Jun 04, 2018
greenhulk:
Lol, guy is tested and trusted. I called him up on Friday for redmi note 5, told me he doesn't do payment on delivery. I was too busy to do and pick the phone up, sent him money and got phone same day. My first time dealing with him though. And he has been kind too to put me through some problems I had with MIUI like inability to get my Google contacts to sync.
Thanks...

You know what the world is like these days.
I was just being careful...
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 8:32am On Jun 04, 2018
greenhulk:
Lol, guy is tested and trusted. I called him up on Friday for redmi note 5, told me he doesn't do payment on delivery. I was too busy to do and pick the phone up, sent him money and got phone same day. My first time dealing with him though. And he has been kind too to put me through some problems I had with MIUI like inability to get my Google contacts to sync.
Thanks...
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 12:48pm On Jun 03, 2018
dasanchez1:
yes bro.. tested and trusted
Thanks...

Guy doesn't want payment on delivery.

He doesn't even want a visit to his shop.
Can't Biz with him.
RomanceRe: 17-year-old Girl Flaunts Her Two Boyfriends (Photo) by Joemetry(m): 8:56pm On Jun 01, 2018
Berlyn1:
At 16 I was still a Virgin didn't know what relationship/dating a guy was all about .... sad seeing kids do shiit these days it's really becoming annoying angry sad
How do we confirm this ma'am?
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 4:16pm On Jun 01, 2018
dasanchez1:
cc: noobody
thanks brother....

Have you done business with him before?
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 1:31pm On Jun 01, 2018
dasanchez1:
yes
Ooooo...

Thanks so dearly.

No contact details on the comment though.
CelebritiesRe: Tobi Bakre's 24th Birthday Photoshoot by Joemetry(m): 1:29pm On Jun 01, 2018
Twoclans:
A guy with a banging body, hmmmmm.
you af spoil kpatakpata.


undecided
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 1:17pm On Jun 01, 2018
kurt09:
https://www.nairaland.com/3092803/xiaomi-thread/2923
Is the guy with the updated price comment the person in question?
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 12:59pm On Jun 01, 2018
kurt09:
Contact Protein0 noobody. Thank me later.
Thanks, but how do I do that?
PhonesRe: My Thoughts On The Xiaomi Redmi 5plus After 3 Weeks Use by Joemetry(m): 12:43pm On Jun 01, 2018
How can one order this Xiaomi Redmi 5 plus please?
Christianity EtcRe: Ramadan: Christian Lady Shares Food To Muslims In Lagos (Photos) by Joemetry(m): 9:46am On May 31, 2018
Give to those who are hungry...
CelebritiesRe: Belviakids: Tuface Idibia Children Launch Their Foundation by Joemetry(m): 9:40am On May 31, 2018
Nice start...
FoodRe: How To Reduce The Risk Of Food Poisoning by Joemetry(m): 2:23pm On May 30, 2018
Learnt...
Music/RadioRe: Yungjeff - 'Godfada' Starring Chiwetalu Agu (Video) by Joemetry(m): 2:00pm On May 30, 2018
God bless the hustle...
EducationRe: Atlanta Teacher Blasted For Releasing A Twerk Video On Social Media by Joemetry(m): 12:22pm On May 30, 2018
ASS-SIGN-MENT

Why leave your kids under the tutelage of this failed whorrrrre..?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: U.S. Embassy In Nigeria Latest Job Recruitment (15 Positions) by Joemetry(m): 11:46am On May 30, 2018
DesireKizzy:
Can a graduate apply for Gardner
Yes if You've got the skill bro...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: U.S. Embassy In Nigeria Latest Job Recruitment (15 Positions) by Joemetry(m): 11:44am On May 30, 2018
No jobs in we country.

I see MSc holders applying as gardeners, who knows it could be a short cut to escaping this shittttttttttttt hoollee of a nation.

grin
RomanceRe: I Dont Want To Hurt My Jobless Boyfriend again for My Bestie by Joemetry(m): 9:08am On May 30, 2018
Cynie42:
Fellow nairalanders. I am confused please, i own a supermarket and v been in a relationship with my current bf whoz not yet working after his Nysc, we v been dating for 3 years now and it has been going well even though I v cheated on him twice, but he forgave me, hez nice. My problem now is that I v a customer, we are extremely close to the extent that we do discuss everything together. am even now closer to him than my bf, hez like a bestie.

But hez now asking me out and pple are telling me to answer him saying its advisable to date ur best friend than anyone else and I don't want to hurt my bf anymore and I don't want to hurt this guy too, he has bin nice to me...pls what's ur take on this, what do you advice i should do?

No insult plz
KAI...

TRUST A LovePeddler AT YOUR PERIL ...

If it were the other way round the story would have been that men are assho**s.

ENJOY YOUR BESTIE WHILE OFFER LAST...
grin

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