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Politics / Re: Jonathan Remains PDP's Candidate For 2015 Elections - Tukur by Joepage(m): 6:52pm On Dec 13, 2013
solomon111: Don't worry,he will contest.
Gej is just being a good statesman by not overheating the polity unnecessarily and before time unlike our APC 'progressives'.
u sound like a toadler[s]
solomon111: Don't worry,he will contest.
Gej is just being a good statesman by not overheating the polity unnecessarily and before time unlike our APC 'progressives'.
u sound like a toadler[/s][

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Religion / Re: An Encounter With A Ghost. by Joepage(m): 6:03pm On Dec 13, 2013
iyke926: Do you smoke weed?
i'm sure u had ur experience d last tym u were on sk......
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Promoting Corruption by Joepage(m): 2:49pm On Dec 11, 2013
[quote author=funshint]Obj might not be a saint but what he said are very valid. GEJ has been practically silent to corruption. Its gotten so worse that anytime anybody is accused of corruption, some disgruntled aides of the president will turn it into tribal war. During OBJs era a lot of heads rolled due to the anti-curruption campaign of those days starting with people from his region; S.M Afolabi(National I.D card scam), Tafa Balogun(former IG), Bode George(NPA scam), Sunday Einhdero, Chief Babalola&Femi Fani Kayode(former Ministers of Aviation)... Nobody raised alarm of tribal victimization because the Yorubas don't condole corruption even if you're the son of a king but under GEJs administration tribal sentiments has been at its peak when people are accused of corruption esp. from the SE of the country. GEJ only claims to fight corruption on paper. It's even a big dent on the president that he still has someone like Stella Oduah as a cabinet minister after the body of allegations against her. This is thesame President who didn't waste time in removing the Court of Appeal President(Justice Ayo Salami) just because he wasn't working for the interest of his party. Jonathans tenure will go down to be the most corrupt in the history of this country. How did we get here??!! I weep for this country!!!i wish i was born in mars, at least i wouldnt b reading dis truth abt a place called nigeria.[b][/b]
Romance / Re: Things Men Must Know In Relationships by Joepage(m): 12:16am On Dec 11, 2013
hmmmmm, nd my nigerian girls will b like ''op ua ryt, tell dem.''. relationship coach my foot. rltnshp don get commandments 2? @ op, wen ua done wit ur folly, rmemba 2 ''always wash her kpata daily, else no akpako for u........ ;
Romance / Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Joepage(m): 10:31pm On Dec 09, 2013
Afro-k:
PLEASE-: be agreeable to, make glad, give pleasure to, derive pleasure or satisfaction. So as a guy if U ar not getting any or all of d "above" from a lady, it will be IMPOSSIBLE for u to PLEASE her.
mumu, ode, u carry woman 4 head like afro. U 4 direct us go wikipeadia na...........
Afro-k:
PLEASE-: be agreeable to, make glad, give pleasure to, derive pleasure or satisfaction. So as a guy if U ar not getting any or all of d "above" from a lady, it will be IMPOSSIBLE for u to PLEASE her.
mumu, ode, u carry woman 4 head like afro. U 4 direct us go wikipeadia na...........
Afro-k:
PLEASE-: be agreeable to, make glad, give pleasure to, derive pleasure or satisfaction. So as a guy if U ar not getting any or all of d "above" from a lady, it will be IMPOSSIBLE for u to PLEASE her.
mumu, ode, u carry woman 4 head like afro. U 4 direct us go wikipeadia na...........
Romance / Re: Are Ladies Truly Impossible To Please? by Joepage(m): 10:27pm On Dec 09, 2013
caseless: women? *shrugs my shoulder(sms)!*

if u give them missionary style, they'll ask for 'wheel barrow variation', if u give them wheel barrow variation, they'll ask for 'one-side locomotion', if u give them one-side locomotion, they'll ask for do'ggy, if u give them do'ggy, they'll ask u to give them acrobatic display....so on and so forth....
even as they're the ones attaining o'rgasm at the expense of ur energy, they still look forward to the next perfect and complete guy.



women? sms! undecided
caseless: women? *shrugs my shoulder(sms)!*

if u give them missionary style, they'll ask for 'wheel barrow variation', if u give them wheel barrow variation, they'll ask for 'one-side locomotion', if u give them one-side locomotion, they'll ask for do'ggy, if u give them do'ggy, they'll ask u to give them acrobatic display....so on and so forth....
even as they're the ones attaining o'rgasm at the expense of ur energy, they still look forward to the next perfect and complete guy.



women? sms! undecided
caseless: women? *shrugs my shoulder(sms)!*

if u give them missionary style, they'll ask for 'wheel barrow variation', if u give them wheel barrow variation, they'll ask for 'one-side locomotion', if u give them one-side locomotion, they'll ask for do'ggy, if u give them do'ggy, they'll ask u to give them acrobatic display....so on and so forth....
even as they're the ones attaining o'rgasm at the expense of ur energy, they still look forward to the next perfect and complete guy.



women? sms! undecided



U must b high on sk

Religion / Re: Have Any Of Your Dreams Ever Come To Reality? by Joepage(m): 5:43am On Sep 16, 2013
yea dreams do come tru. 3months ago, i dreamt dat sme dise was having sex with my gf, dis dream repeated almost everytime i slept, within d nxt 2weeks, i décided to check her out, Lo nd behold, She was fucking àn ex ministers gardner, WHO told her hé is d ministers 3rd son. i was shocked, totally infuriated, when i asked her She was quick to call it quit with me. i lafd, nd had à friend of mine in uniabuja to check d Guy out. cos i cudnt bliv hé is à ministers don. d nxt week was awesome, i saw my blovd mum telling me i did well letting ha go, nd my friend later foins out hé was à gardner, Wen my ex foins out twas all a scheme to Bleep ha Silly, nd pending our final exam been on hold cos of ASUU, She is beggin for a second chance. funny Ryt?, yea dreams do cum tru.
Entertainment / Re: Dillish Wins Big Brother Africa The Chase by Joepage(m): 6:47am On Aug 26, 2013
tintingz: Ojoro cheats too much...I didn't even watch that sick show BBA but that winner is "Dillishious" cheesy

Melvin should have won the show but our naija guys voted for that Dilli gal, she used her "beauty jazz" to zap them brains off...as for beverly sorry o next time you won't open your yansh cheaply.
decency pays, dilish stood out from the start, recognized dat its an open contest, nd kept her decency at a higher level. unlike our ashawo Beverly, shebi na f*** nai she like, I dey wait for her for house.......

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Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of COZA In Sex Scandal by Joepage(m): 10:46am On Aug 23, 2013
tpia@:
Ok, funny story.

I skimmed through and noticed the pastor offered alcohol, asked you to sit on his laps, etc etc all leading up to a few hours later when you were romping in the sheets.

Any good fiction would have had the innocent lady picking race after sighting the first two things mentioned, and then not hanging around long enough for the "hours" to become romps.

As it is, we dont know if you were persuaded by the alcohol, the pastor or your own konji.

So, try to rewrite this work of fiction and do it better next time.

Include more direct conversations also, "said pastor sheets" should be followed by something like " oh i nor sabi wetin you dey talk, pastor, i'm not that kind of girl' ".

You know, spice it up so we can relate to the pure damsel who's being defiled by the greedy pastor wey no dey see woman for im vicinity.
did u even digest d story before sayin dis rubbish. I dnt dispute d fact dat dis myt b a lie, bt tink of it, who will go as far as dis all in d name of lie? let's drop dis truncative, nd uncivilized mediocre ways we think. dis is abuse of d highest order, religion can manipulate u, hence ha inability to draw d line wen d advances started. dnt judge ha, nida I'm I saying its tru, but let's b constructive wit our criticisms.........say no to abuse, God help us.

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Politics / Re: FEC Approves N124bn For Reconstruction Of Enugu-Port Harcourt Road, Four Others by Joepage(m): 2:17pm On Aug 22, 2013
diresimdi: who said mr president isnt doing enough? in my own candid opinion,he is trying and deserves 2nd term of office. we shouldnt allow the truncation of these developments emanating from his administration.? ;Dwho said mr president isnt doing enough? in my own candid opinion,he is trying and deserves 2nd term of office. we shouldnt allow the truncation of these developments emanating from his administration.
grammer, no wonder ur life remain d same. mediocre minds, camping for a mediocrity government.
Politics / Re: FEC Approves N124bn For Reconstruction Of Enugu-Port Harcourt Road, Four Others by Joepage(m): 2:15pm On Aug 22, 2013
Obiagelli:
Did that mumu acronym mention my name? Take ya time o




how u take knw say dem dey share babes for FEC meeting? I bow for u o, mango.
Obiagelli:
Did that mumu acronym mention my name? Take ya time o




how u take knw say dem dey share babes for FEC meeting? I bow for u o, mango.
Politics / Re: Amaechi: Okupe Is President Jonathan’s Worst Enemy by Joepage(m): 10:53am On Aug 19, 2013
duality: [b]Without sentiments, Okupe was right.

-To know if Amaech used the police against others in the state, Ask the ACN leadership in the state.

-Does Amachi Really want to know the source of the text message? he must be joking.. Go ask the Leadership newspaper journalist the source of the presidential memo they published

- Amaechi mobilized support for the president when the going was good. Hes shouldn't forget that others did too.

-Is Amaechi a willing tool? when you look at all the governors from that region including Adams Oshomole from an Opposition party, You'll know that Amaechi is being used because he is a willing tool. Maybe when we see Akpabio and Babangida Aliu on the same page politically, the we can reconsider.

-Does Amaechi want peace? I think the answer is NO.

- Does the maxim " the enemy of my enemy is my friend" relate with Amaechi's relationship with the president? Yes it does.

- The only reason why some disgruntled politicians are interested in Amaechi, is because he seem to be against the president.

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sorry bro, but yu got notin to prove. politics is Wat u'v been dancing to. how can a presidential aid talk without facts, yet ua contempt having such a nuisance advise d man at d helm of ur countries affairs; to say dat u myt b a tool of ineffective admiration for an already decaying entity, would be unfair, as I respect ur opinion. but pple shd know the truth, not some words of controversy floating around.........
Politics / Re: Amaechi: Okupe Is President Jonathan’s Worst Enemy by Joepage(m): 10:47am On Aug 19, 2013
Noblechyk:
On point; u jus said it as it is.
honestly, u got it wrong. don't say what yu dnt knw.....be meticulous, observant, nd dnt draw obnoxious conclusions from over hyped political umbrella.
Travel / Pls Help by Joepage(m): 9:49am On Aug 15, 2013
pls, I need help. most of u will try to insult me, but ua welcome. I want to get to plots from iyana iba, how do I go about it? u'l b helping a brother with ur directions.
TV/Movies / Re: Beverly Osu Is Ripe For Marriage by Joepage(m): 10:18am On Aug 07, 2013
honesty I'm nt a judge of character, I'm sure she lost all sense of dignity long before her debacle in BBA, but as for marrige, she sure wouldn't make a wife. this is a girl dat confessed to Avon a high libido, at an average age has lost count of d men she had slept wit. though I'm not a prophet, but in dis case, I take excemptions. dis girl na kpomo seller, olosho.

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Politics / Re: Child Marriage - Children Threaten Hunger Strike Over Senate’s Resolution by Joepage(m): 10:02am On Aug 07, 2013
unfortunately, we live in a crazed society. a society of of mediocre men and women. if I may ask, where is d so called mother of d nation?, y isn't she saying anytin abt dis wickedness, where is d supposed father, why are dese children neglected? must they result to dis level of desperation before some1 hears dia voice?...... woe unto GEJ nd his household, to d senate, any under age birth complications dat results to death, ur generations will pay d price......

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Politics / Re: ICC May Issue Warrant On Boko-Haram by Joepage(m): 9:43am On Aug 07, 2013
honestly, dis forum has bin reduced from its original scope, where it was expected to be a thought basin of d elite minds. funny enough, mediocre's have turned NL into a mediocrity land of unthoughtful educated illiterate......abeg, make I hear, one fool go reply me nw.......mtchewwww, I dey wait
Politics / Re: ICC May Issue Warrant On Boko-Haram by Joepage(m): 9:36am On Aug 07, 2013
Crisnite:
I hv observed most of ur response on dis forum n my conclusion is: u either r too du.mb to use ur brain or u jst deliberately chose nt to use it.
Don't come here n insult people's sensibilities, write down wateva u wanna say on a piece of paper, think it over n over again b4 u choose to type it on dis forum. A word should be enough....
Crisnite:
I hv observed most of ur response on dis forum n my conclusion is: u either r too du.mb to use ur brain or u jst deliberately chose nt to use it.
Don't come here n insult people's sensibilities, write down wateva u wanna say on a piece of paper, think it over n over again b4 u choose to type it on dis forum. A word should be enough....
Crisnite:
I hv observed most of ur response on dis forum n my conclusion is: u either r too du.mb to use ur brain or u jst deliberately chose nt to use it.
Don't come here n insult people's sensibilities, write down wateva u wanna say on a piece of paper, think it over n over again b4 u choose to type it on dis forum. A word should be enough....
tanx for picking out dat side of their ineffective brain
Politics / Re: ICC May Issue Warrant On Boko-Haram by Joepage(m): 9:31am On Aug 07, 2013
icc only comes in wen d criminals av bin apprehended, so for those of u asking where icc has bin sin 2009, its best u read their modus operandi before opening ur big mouth to say rubbish
Politics / Re: Soyinka Is An Embarrassment To His Admirers – Patience Jonathan by Joepage(m): 4:44am On Jul 14, 2013
Its a shame we av dis woman as 1st lady. She knws notin dan d tag dat follows ha, hence d abuse of office. Soyinka is a beta man dan ur husband wil eva b, stupid woman.
Health / Re: Conjoined Twins Born In Abuja To Unemployed Couple by Joepage(m): 3:02pm On Jul 06, 2013
Get BEN CARSON on d phone.....!!!

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Romance / Re: Write A Letter To Your Future Husband/wife. by Joepage(m): 6:49pm On Jul 05, 2013
joeace2020:


Chai jst d way u used to write it in primary school... So u still dey write am lyk dis afta all diz yearzzz
joeace2020:


Chai jst d way u used to write it in primary school... So u still dey write am lyk dis afta all diz yearzzz
joeace2020:


Chai jst d way u used to write it in primary school... So u still dey write am lyk dis afta all diz yearzzz

u knw, if i were u, i'd stop fooling myself at dis age.....d most important tin is to cr8 dis filing of uniqueness, which u myt nt knw cos it has eluded u al deze years
Romance / Re: Write A Letter To Your Future Husband/wife. by Joepage(m): 6:42pm On Jul 05, 2013
smiley
Dark Five: Dear future wife,
do you even exist?cuz the kinda babes I see these days are nuffin to write home about.
patiently waiting
Dark Five: Dear future wife,
do you even exist?cuz the kinda babes I see these days are nuffin to write home about.
patiently waiting
Dark Five: Dear future wife,
do you even exist?cuz the kinda babes I see these days are nuffin to write home about.
patiently waiting
..........on point
Romance / Re: Write A Letter To Your Future Husband/wife. by Joepage(m): 6:37pm On Jul 05, 2013
Its been so long, since i havent felt this way. You're an embodiment of sweetness, nd d pinnacle of beauty. I hope to make d rest of ur days blissful nd as btful as d day i 1st met u......

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