₦airaland Forum

Why this stuff in nairaland this morning?

You're jobless, you're in a fruitless relationship, you're broke, you are staying with your mother, you're 30years and above, you are seeking advice to help you get over a Nigerian and cross river bitch.

Who has envisaged your future and probably saw that it's not holding water


You're useless... For the future of our unborn male children, please go and fall inside lagoon, you're like a virus...

You didn't even want to come back to Lagos n look for job after service because you were helping her with her project,, I wish I know you, I for Don disown you as a person..

Cow-ward...

I apparently did not eat while growing up,


I only drink water but I tankGod, he has been merciful to me

What I observed from the whole show is that, Lawal has a lot of secrets which all those politicians, especially apc wouldnt want him to expose so soon.



For that he always feel he is more powerful than Nigeria but looking at everything, he is the most powerful Nigerian as it stands... God bless all of us

babytomato:
My Sugar Daddy

Your dp na die...... I hereby invite those men praying to marry somebody who will satisfy them sexually to come n marry you..



You will make a good sex machine

GloriaNinja:
LOOKING FOR bleeps TO GIVE BUT SAW NONE.

You definitely have no Bleep to give.....

michoim:
Then ask GEJ to come back in 2019 so that you can vote him in...

Thank you, he is not power drunk like somebody who wants to die on the seat.....


He wont come bk no matter my plea

GEJ, i am sorry i campaigned against you and voted you out....

I am paying the price for that my silly mistakes but I am happy that I am not the only one. ..


Some of us who voted for this clone President r resting in the Bosom of lagoon n some r walking Corps.....


Cheer up mann, we love you

idee91:
Permanent solution ?? You that just passed out this month.......

I live with my In-law..... That's why it pains me deeply

Passed out this month too, have been going from one GNLD to another but not withstanding, my sister has Neva stop encouraging me.



No father, no mother, staying with her and her family.... After each GNLD interview,

I will just feel like taking the permanent solution to every problem but your experience so far has inspired me..



Tank you

BeeBeeOoh:
Please don't be annoyed for what I am about to do or say, people started doing it of recent and I cannot come and be going and cannot do my own. Please,












Who Is The Presidency??

The presidency are Osibanjo and Thiefibu

[quote author=Jaideyone post=55881599]the me of the area s Olodo. the school is named after the area. do I have to open your head and adjust your brain? [/quote




You're Olodo rite?

I mean are you from that area called Olodo?

That Ass fit make me slap my boss rite now....






Why are you ppl subjecting my Man Anatomy into rigorous process of making sure it doesn't get errected in the presence of my boss?

Beauty is not in the eyes of the beholder....

If you see beauty you wil know .. So stop deceiving yourselves

He is on point....




But the problem will be. What do you want from your wife? Do you desire an educated wife or an uneducated wife and house wife?

Another puzzling question is, will u be sending her back to school for degree?

If yes, forget it, she will still join slay queen or instagram celeb...

The best to do if you're getting married to this category of ppl is to start up a business for her, supermarket or make her a full time house wife

100k in this Buhari time?


Una Neva wan see the man

That girl puna go tight ooo

But I know she is from no other place than Kenya or Tiv

I am quitting school bcoz of this one, Time to blow, all this cultists around me, e Don happen..


Snitching Time

Rat this days r becoming useful..


That was how that one on GoTV was warning the man who set trap for him..



*if I start my own now, certificate wey you no get you go say na Rat chop em*



I will stop killing Rat from thisday

Time for them to think otherwise





There are farms everywhere, they should consider Agriculture

Mine was the day rain fail on me while going to class.. my shoe started smelling.




One lady beside was d only one complaining and later on others joined. As an igbo I joined them and we were all complaining about the smelly shoe.


We all changed position... I can't forget that moment shaa

I bleeped a girl the first day we met and I didn't talk or call her Cheap... It was her friends n my friends who did...





They always say she is Sheep.

He chose to use Nigerians (calabar) as lambs for sacrifice........


Red Devil

Standard foolish n nonsense GNLD


Name the school