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CrimeRe: Police Needs Your Help For Exact Location Where Young Boy Was Burnt To Death by Joephat(m): 8:29am On Nov 17, 2016
useless police,,

I no follow money don dey hungry them. they wan go arrest ppl who were not even there when it happened and ask them to pay 5k..
PoliticsRe: Anti-grazing Bill Passes First Reading In Abia House Of Assembly by Joephat(m): 12:06am On Nov 17, 2016
and that cry cry man by name Ugwuanyi want everybody in Enugu to die before he follows suit....
EducationRe: Say No To Jungle Justice by Joephat(m): 12:02am On Nov 17, 2016
eiya.. you for don turn to Ashes by now.

could I assume that the boy needed yo yash in brothel and maybe the money was not there, he tried to device a means?

but ogoni ppl shaaa.
Science/TechnologyRe: 16-Year-Old Boy In Aba Constructs Prototype Houses (Photos) by Joephat(m): 12:59pm On Nov 16, 2016
Aba ppl are just so talented, I lived with one in my school apartment those days

while everybody in the whole street oesn't have light, there will be light in his own room
Foreign AffairsRe: This Is What Donald Trump's Cabinet Looks Like..for Now by Joephat(m): 9:25pm On Nov 15, 2016
I know this will be different from Buhari's appointment.
where a lawyer is minister of power and 90years old man is an ICT Boss!
CrimeRe: Phone Thief Burnt To Death In Lagos (Graphic Photos) by Joephat(m): 6:10am On Nov 15, 2016
what goes around comes around....
PoliticsRe: Presidency: Grains Shortage Looms As Exporters Move Surplus Harvest Abroad by Joephat(m): 6:00am On Nov 15, 2016
this is not Real mennnn
CultureRe: See What Was Done To This Innocent Child (photo) by Joephat(m): 5:57am On Nov 15, 2016
just Negodu.....

PoliticsRe: "It Took Us 10 Days To Count N1.2bn Money Dasuki Gave Fayose" - Witness by Joephat(m): 8:21pm On Nov 14, 2016
see how ppl just dey share money wey come from Avengers oil and them no go bomb them, na them village pipeline them dey change em for.


is OK!

CelebritiesRe: Mr Ibu Meets Peter Obi At An Event (photos) by Joephat(m): 8:13pm On Nov 14, 2016
but IBU na Breast person oo (Onye Ara)
if he come see Trump how e face go be?
CrimeRe: Nigerian Homosexual Boasting About His Gay Sex by Joephat(m): 8:08pm On Nov 14, 2016
you're an idiat of a thousand father


make I hear wetin the guy below me go yarn but until then, I reserve my comment

LiteratureRe: Green Card Tearing: Soyinka Intimidate Critics With Big Grammars by Joephat(m): 1:36pm On Nov 13, 2016
he thinks he can delude us with his obsolete grammatical Concord?

he should know that we Nigerians are not oblivious of the fact that he graduated with a mere third class certificate and should give his Green card the agreed Red card.

or probably, he should swallow his pride and call for *pact Sut servandi* which makes an agreement breakable.
Christianity EtcRe: T.B Joshua Rejects Offering Of $1000 From Swiss Woman. See Why. PICS/Video by Joephat(m): 1:13pm On Nov 13, 2016
maybe the money was too small for him.
$1000? to a high ranked prophet.
take your change and comot here o jare or add it more
Foreign AffairsRe: 21-Year-Old Jewell Jones Wins Michigan House Of Representatives Seat In USA by Joephat(m): 1:04pm On Nov 13, 2016
seunoni34:
You sound really butthurt.! I guess you're one of those 30 something year olds that graduated late (after being jambed for several years) and had to forge their ages in their CV for the rest of their life out of shame.
You don't have to be angry at others who managed to.
I should "kindly go get a life"?
I have quite a lot of "life" ahead of me than you will ever do in your lifetime.
You must be really sad
what kind of miserable life do you have?

am I angry with you?
#No#

Do I know you?
#No#

when I made a comment abt ppl at 21 who probably might be writing jamb by now, did I call you to come and tell me your age or when you finished your school?
#No#

what are you currently doing even when you think you share the same history with the Dude, maybe bcz you graduated at 21?

Are you currently, a Senator or your local govt councillor?
#If no# please kindly go back to school bcz you read without understanding.....

I won't tell you my age or when I finished my school bcz is not necessary. this is social media bt about my age, at least you can check my pic n predict my age.

Beside. this is not abt who graduated first or who is younger, we are actually talking about a young man at age of 21 who has attained a level that your miserable father somewhere in the grave could not achieve.

if you are comparing yourself, compare with the Lucky Dude not me.

Beside, I know a lot of ppl at that age bracket in Nigeria who are still struggling with admission...

this will be the last time I will waste my Data on a blocked head like you.
Foreign AffairsRe: 21-Year-Old Jewell Jones Wins Michigan House Of Representatives Seat In USA by Joephat(m): 9:17am On Nov 13, 2016
seunoni34:
I graduated from the University at that age bro. And I had I younger friend who graduated before me.
ppl can be a bit arrogant shaa...

did I say graduating at that age is a crime?

I said *probably* that's *likelihood* that ppl at that age might still be struggling with admission in this country which is actually obtainable.


why coming to tell us that you graduated at that age? is it a grantee to becoming the governor of your state or even a councillor.

Bro. kindly go get a life.....
Foreign AffairsRe: 21-Year-Old Jewell Jones Wins Michigan House Of Representatives Seat In USA by Joephat(m): 10:03pm On Nov 12, 2016
foreverkind1:
I told u .I was joking . meanwhile .I was around 20. In 300lv..no be everybody dey old na
clap for yourself, this dude had attained two degrees and had served in council at age of 20.

whereas, at 20 you were still in 3rd year with plenty carryovers.
Foreign AffairsRe: 21-Year-Old Jewell Jones Wins Michigan House Of Representatives Seat In USA by Joephat(m): 9:33pm On Nov 12, 2016
foreverkind1:
Baba .no be everybody o. .so na 21 u write post jamb ?.agba awo angry. baba o .u go don old small o

Lol ,na joke o
you that wrote jamb before 21 don't even understand the meaning of PROBABLY..
Foreign AffairsRe: 21-Year-Old Jewell Jones Wins Michigan House Of Representatives Seat In USA by Joephat(m): 3:33pm On Nov 12, 2016
Vince77:
And he may still be doing low-waist and 2go.
you can imagine that, at this age in Nigeria you're not even qualified to be an assistant to the local youth president in your village.


I know of a man who is in his late 40s and he is the youth leader of his community.

if you at this age and you go to meet that kind of man that you want to contest for councillorship in your local government.

he will be like *See this Son of Amadi oo, who give em the Liver?*

EducationRe: Nysc by Joephat(m): 11:25am On Nov 12, 2016
make sure. u ain't coming back to look for work..

but if you plan coming back, is better you finish your nysc
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Farewell Message To Obama And His Family? by Joephat(m): 11:22am On Nov 12, 2016
my farewell message to them is.....


let me see what the guy below me will say first.
Foreign AffairsRe: 21-Year-Old Jewell Jones Wins Michigan House Of Representatives Seat In USA by Joephat(m): 9:23am On Nov 12, 2016
lucky dude,

if you were born in Nigeria. probably at this age you should be writing your second jamb or thinking about your pume.
CelebritiesRe: Ex-miss Anambra Beauty Queen Opens Up On Sex Scandal by Joephat(m): 7:18am On Nov 12, 2016
I taught any act if Lesbianism is 14years in prison. weather you're a lesbian or not. so far you displayed the act publicly.


Does it mean Nigerian law belongs to some less privileged few?


Chidinma should go and serve her jail term instead of telling stories for the gods.
PoliticsRe: The Effect Of Trump On Nigerians Intending To Travel To US - CramJones by Joephat(m): 6:25am On Nov 11, 2016
OK, we don hear..



make I poo

EducationRe: Pretty UNIPORT Lady Celebrates In Style As She Graduates (photos) by Joephat(m): 6:46am On Nov 10, 2016
what's all this rubbish on nairaland?

why calling ugly pretty?

PoliticsRe: I Will Work With Donald Trump — Buhari by Joephat(m): 9:20pm On Nov 09, 2016
Buhari go be like...

*make una go arrange my jet I dey go US soon. make I go hail em bcz this Twitter no go do..


baba like travel eh

Christianity EtcRe: "Insult The Prophet TB Joshua & Evoke Curses Upon Yourself" - Fan by Joephat(m): 8:01pm On Nov 09, 2016
this is the kind of Fake prophecy that made me stop attending church at age of 6months

Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Casts His Vote In US Election, Met By Cheers & Some Boos (Video) by Joephat(m): 6:05pm On Nov 08, 2016
I'm happy that America will suffer this obnoxious epidemic called bad leadership..



is long overdue for them, they av been imposing bad leaders on Africans. Time to feel the boomerang effect.

#Karma is Real

PoliticsRe: Buhari And Oshiomhole Sitting In A Classroom: Caption Photo by Joephat(m): 11:10am On Nov 08, 2016
2019 fully Targeted...


see as osho dey look em. he be like, why did you dropout of school and you can write like this?
BusinessRe: Naira Plunges At Interbank Market by Joephat(m): 7:11am On Nov 08, 2016
the way naira dey waka, e be like say, he wan trekk from Ibadan to Abuja.

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