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Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Warns IPOB Against Boycotting Anambra Election by Joephat(m): 4:53pm On Nov 12, 2017
grin

Somebody called this ppl, ohoaneze Ndi OSI but I didn't believe them
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Delta Because His Girlfriend Dumped Him (Graphic Photo) by Joephat(m): 3:11pm On Nov 12, 2017
Buhari Weldon, it won't be bcz of a girlfriend, there is always immediate cause and remote cause of every happenings. The immediate cause could be bcz of the girl but d remote cause is poverty. The guy is living in penury and I am sure behind that his ugly house, there lies an oil company that feeds all the Hausa Fulani.

............Weldon Hausa Fulani president. Another life lost agn......

Nigeria has about 150m population and 60% are young Ladies going, fasting and praying in the church for a husband, why dying because of one Girl?

You av just ruined the opportunity of who God has ordained for you to find you.

Rest in Peace

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Politics / Re: Governor Ganduje Empowers Residents With Eggs, Noodles & Beverages (Photos) by Joephat(m): 1:35pm On Nov 12, 2017
cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Jonathan: I Am Under Pressure To Contest 2019 Election, But I Won't Contest by Joephat(m): 1:10pm On Nov 12, 2017
angry

My highest mistake was campaigning against this learned President. I actually gave almost ten persons reason to vote apc instead Of GEJ but I always feel guilty when ppl commit suicide and are suffering.


My sister's business actually went down bcz of APC and one man who had proniome Custom job, told me that he can't get me job again bcz of the present govt.

All is well

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Nairaland / General / Re: Facebook User Shares Photos Of His Loved Ones, Friends Who Died This Year. by Joephat(m): 1:04pm On Nov 12, 2017
One guy was boasting and threatening me.

He then asked *Do you know, who i am?

I smiled and said, * You're a dust* and that ended the whole issues.

Why carrying the world on your fxcking head when you're someday going back to the dust?

The same goes to our politicians

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Politics / Re: Delta: One State, Two Government Houses by Joephat(m): 12:54pm On Nov 12, 2017
grin

Deltas don't joke with kai kai.

One Corper during my service was always drinking it and one day he went into class and started teaching the pupils who were on mid term break... Empty class.

Maybe, the person who created the two capitals was high on kia kia but I know most deltas prefer Warri as their capital

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Religion / List The Names Of Churches In Your Street. by Joephat(m): 11:32am On Nov 12, 2017
I have nothing less than 10 churches in my street at mushin.

I will list their names too, so list and tell us how many churches In Your Area
Religion / Re: "It Pays To Pay Your Tithe" - D'banj Stands With The "Sheeple" by Joephat(m): 11:25am On Nov 12, 2017
lordkay10:

Na una go still shout he's clamping down on Christians coz he hates them grin

We also complained about the massacre and he still carried on with it.... He should use the same spirit go start collecting tax from our God of Men and use the money to i increase Npower monthly allowance..

Dullard won't think that direction is only to kill ppl
Religion / Re: Happy International Day Of The Bible: Share Your Favorite Bible Quote by Joephat(m): 9:40am On Nov 12, 2017
That verse that says

Blessed is d hand that gift.

Sow seed.

They are bae
Religion / Re: "It Pays To Pay Your Tithe" - D'banj Stands With The "Sheeple" by Joephat(m): 9:24am On Nov 12, 2017
Religion is a colonial scam

Lately is now an avenue to get rich.

Buhari, If you're really a hard man, instead of sending soldiers to kill innocent citizens.


Just start collecting TAX from all churches and prove your hard man, this ppl exploit ignorance citizens to get rich.

Collect the money and use it judiciously or better allow your cabal to loot it but the best thing to do is to use the money to increase Npower monthly allowance and it will touch the lives of an average Nigeria paying such tax.

Our vagabonds won't think that direction

Just look at this God of Men.

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Career / Re: Man Orphaned At 2, Becomes A Chartered Accountant (Photos) by Joephat(m): 9:59am On Nov 11, 2017
angry

Just like me, I lost my mother at tender age of One and father followed when I was 10years..

Life became too difficult for my sibling who was taking care of me and her family, I was taken to ajegunle to do apprentice trader, for 6years, I never wanted or dream of being a business man. Wanted to be a professor as my Dad was a Teacher. I dropped out of school when it was time to pay for my junior WAEC.


I needed to follow his professional line but wanted it in a bigger way. My Dream became or appeared to be a stream dream then.

Served for two years before I began to realize that business is not my calling, at little age, I pay more attention to reading children's novels and after reading I would write down the vocabularies in it and my landlord's children were admiring me and my brilliance. At the beginning of my third year, I had saved some money that I taught would enable me to write my WAEC and help me to learn a skill afterwards.

I told my boss, that I am tired, he took me back to my sister's house and I was taken back to the village to stay with my uncle. It was then, that I discovered that they paid my father gratuity and it was with my uncle.

I also discovered that, my siblings in the village were enjoying my father's big palm farm and never wanted me to know about it.

ThankGod today, I am a Graduate but still haven't gotten a mouth watering job to continue with my academics but God is in control.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview At Workforce Group On 13th November At 10a.m by Joephat(m): 11:03pm On Nov 10, 2017
Forget workforce, they're scam
Politics / Re: Nigerian Serving Corp Members Denounce Nigeria by Joephat(m): 6:24pm On Nov 10, 2017
JusticeSeeker:
SSS should go after these ingrates starting from the owner of this thread. If they don't punish these rascals in a revered uniform, others may follow their footsteps soon.

Guy, goand sleep.

Being a citizen of a country is not by force

You can as well renounce it, if SSS fail to do something about him.

Rest in peace

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Politics / Nigerian Serving Corp Members Denounce Nigeria by Joephat(m): 3:41pm On Nov 10, 2017
★★★★★★"WE'RE BEING FORCED TO SERVE AN EXPIRED COUNTRY"---BIAFRAN NYSC MEMBERS CRIES OUT, CALLS FOR BIAFRA AND NNAMDI KANU'S RELEASE ★★★★★

Members of the National Youth Service Corps of Nigeria, who are of Biafran origin have expressed dismay over the "slave" nature of the one year service to the Nigerian government which is expected of every Nigerian graduate.

Describing Nigeria as an "expired country" that is not worth their services, the NYSC members who spoke to Family Writers in an exclusive interview stated that the one year compulsory exercise has not yielded any positive result ever since its inception in 1973, which is testament to the level divison and regional animosity that has bewildered the country ever since.

They noted that the Nigerian government have done little or nothing to secure the lives and well being of thousands of graduates who are being unleashed unto all sorts of hostile environment prone to ethnic/religious violence, electoral violence and discrimination.
They however declared their unreserved solidarity towards the Biafra restoration project, and the leadership of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, even as they urged President Buhari to obey court orders and release the IPOB leader.

"There is no joy in wearing this NYSC cloth, the organisers knew that no reasonable youth will enroll for this kind of life threatening exercise characterised with sufferings and abandonment, hence they decided to make it compulsory for us, if you don't do it, nobody will employ you in the country." one of NYSC members who also pleaded anonymity stated.

"We're being forced to serve an expired country," another vibrant young man added
"Nothing is working in this country, hatred everywhere, bigot and corrupt leaders, violence- just name it,
"Imagine being posted to somewhere one person will wake up one morning and chop off your head because he lost election or because of religion.
"The best thing is to divide this country, because there's no spirit of nationhood that binds the citizens together." they said.

Speaking on their support for Biafra restoration and solidarity to Nnamdi Kanu, one of the corps members said
"Yes, we support the restoration of Biafra, not only Biafra, we also support the restoration of Arewa and Oduduwa as independent countries.
"President Buhari should obey court orders and release our leader, Nnamdi Kanu because there is nowhere in the world where self determination is a crime. The call for Biafra is legitimate."

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Crime / Re: Security Operatives Nab Robbers In Edo, Shoot Them On Legs (Photos) by Joephat(m): 3:09pm On Nov 10, 2017
angry
Politics / Massive No Election Protest In Anambra(live On Facebook) by Joephat(m): 1:50pm On Nov 10, 2017
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=499534267086371&id=100010894052578
Live protest in Anambra watch live with this link

Check the link to watch it on Facebook


Down here are the postals all over Anambra.

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Politics / Re: "Bianca Ojukwu Killed My Father" - Emeka Ojukwu Jnr by Joephat(m): 12:47pm On Nov 10, 2017
grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Kenya's Trending #EyeWitnessChallenge: Top Pictures by Joephat(m): 12:25pm On Nov 10, 2017
grin
Romance / Re: Intending Groom To Be Buried On His Wedding Day In Anambra State. Photos by Joephat(m): 12:00pm On Nov 10, 2017
Be wary of some ladies. They can be your beginning and your ending.

Whatever happens, as an African man, I blame the girl's Chi for this mayhem and I know the man's family is doing so too or maybe he had disappointed an honest heart somewhere.

Karma works perfectly well..... You don't toy with a girl's heart n go marry another woman when she had lost a lot bcz of you.
Politics / Re: Statement By The Honourable Minister Of Power, Works And Housing, Raji Fashola by Joephat(m): 11:51am On Nov 10, 2017
angry

Fashola, you own us no Explanation. Eat your own is your turn. But what's really disturbing is the way you ppl blame PDP for everything.

Just leave Jonathan and eat and don't come to explain to us bcz I didn't Even read that shit up there.


Make una flex corruption, I will lead Nigeria some day and I would do the same..

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Shoot People In Twon Brass, Bayelsa Over Political Tussle (Photos) by Joephat(m): 11:44am On Nov 10, 2017
Injured n you're taking selfie?



God! Selfie has taken more lives than Rat poison has done in the WEST
Politics / Re: Amina Mohammed In $300 Million Timber Scandal (Video) by Joephat(m): 9:50am On Nov 10, 2017
Buhari, you're too corrupt and old to pight corruption.


Officially bring back our corruption back so afonjas will stop drinking rat poison like their Forefather Great Awolowo.

Within this year, almost 50 Afonjas, that voted you had died of rat poison, the rest are falling inside lagoon.

Pity them n bring our corruption back abeg
Politics / Re: Amina Mohammed In $300 Million Timber Scandal (Video) by Joephat(m): 9:49am On Nov 10, 2017
angry
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Investigation Of Strange Disease In Jigawa State by Joephat(m): 9:39am On Nov 10, 2017
When Monkey pox came up in Delta nobody was paid to research on it but soldiers were demolished to carry on d distribution of such diseases in the area where it Neva existed.

Dullard is really Dullard. Everything Northern is precious




African Govt has been inventing diseases just to use such avenue to slash public funds.

My fore father won't know peace for not following white ppl during slave era..

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Health / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl In Owerri Is HIV Positive After She Was Sexually Abused (Photos by Joephat(m): 9:35am On Nov 10, 2017
whateverkay:
Too many rape cases in the east. I think the federal government should ban all foods stoking their sex drive. Foods like akpu and ofe nsala are known to increase libido and turn people to rapists. No wonder they have the highest baby factories and uncatered children. Yorubas are more disciplined than them sad

grin
Ofe nsala is bae
Travel / Re: South Africa To Nigeria by Joephat(m): 10:41pm On Nov 09, 2017
Is better you leave him to die there instead of bringing him back to the Jungle called Zoo.


Send him money for treatment n flexing instead of bringing him back to Nigeria.

That's my advice
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake Killed In My Neighborhood Today. What's The Name? (photos) by Joephat(m): 7:51pm On Nov 09, 2017
Pepper soup
Politics / Re: Boycotting Anambra Election, Is It Wisdom Or What? by Joephat(m): 7:28pm On Nov 09, 2017
Onoja Christian that I know or another one?
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye reacts after Eedris Abdulkareem slammed Psquare over their split by Joephat(m): 7:23pm On Nov 09, 2017
grin
How this one go change the fact that I bleeped my girl who is now my ex and forgot to remove my dick from her puna until we woke up the next day??
Crime / Re: Ondo Corpers Post Girlfriends’ Nude Photos Online, Get Arrested by Joephat(m): 6:42pm On Nov 09, 2017
shocked
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Releases A 2014 Chat Of 2face Admitting To Stealing His Song by Joephat(m): 4:02pm On Nov 09, 2017
Black listen, like somebody up there said, somebody stole 26b$ and nothing happened

Nothing will happen to tuface too.

So keep quite

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