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Music/Radio / Re: Rudeboy - ''Fire Fire'' (Audio) by Joephat(m): 3:21pm On Nov 16, 2017
Just noise making

I taught peter was responsible for all those noise in psquare's songs.. Neva knew it was this slowpoke

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Romance / Re: Man Climbs Palm Tree In Pre-Wedding Photos As Fiancée Watches by Joephat(m): 1:49pm On Nov 16, 2017
sad

JohnPaul comean see oo

All weather later marry that Olosho for Sunshine Hotel.

What a true love but I can't marry olosho oo
Romance / Re: Man Climbs Palm Tree In Pre-Wedding Photos As Fiancée Watches by Joephat(m): 1:49pm On Nov 16, 2017
sadU
Literature / Re: SaharaTV Special: A Tribute To Chinua Achebe (Video) by Joephat(m): 1:37pm On Nov 16, 2017
angry

Thank you very much sir, after reading your books as a child, I promised myself that one day, I will be rich and a white man will be my driver
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sacked Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe: 10 Things You Never Knew About Him by Joephat(m): 8:52am On Nov 16, 2017
grin

I taught Afonja want to come n start painting him good like Gaddafi.
Phones / Re: Nigerians To Get 14-Day Grace To Roll Over Unused Data – NCC by Joephat(m): 8:46am On Nov 16, 2017
angry

Another APC propaganda to make Anambra Erection hold....
*No referendum no Election*
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe's 113th Posthumous Birthday Is Today! by Joephat(m): 8:35am On Nov 16, 2017
shocked


Nnamdi is one of those useless Igbo leaders that had kept us together with Animals from Fulani. He was busy chasing Nigerians unity bvz he already had a stake in Nigerian polity and so decided to sell his Igbo brothers to his Fulani lords.

Go to his houses in Nsukka and see how useless those places are now, he didn't even bring up his children very well. After all the money his legacy becomes useless.

I am happy you died before I grew up.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 15 Steps To Get A Banking Job by Joephat(m): 8:28am On Nov 16, 2017
grin

Oga, cancel all those things you wrote there and just put... #Have Connection#

All the tips there doesn't apply to Nigeria, maybe Europe or Arab.


All you need in Nigeria is #Connect#

If you prefer my own tips press like

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Education / Re: Jamb Introduces Electronic Jammers At Cbt Centres November 15, 2017 by Joephat(m): 8:17am On Nov 16, 2017
Which jamb?

The 180jamb for almajiris?
Politics / Re: How The Pope Render The Argument Of Private Jet Pastors Useless by Joephat(m): 7:25am On Nov 16, 2017
grin
Celebrities / Re: Daniel K. Daniel & Teena's Pre-Wedding Photos by Joephat(m): 1:11pm On Nov 15, 2017
For the Mod who banned me for advising afonjas to always write concerning the the get rich quick syndrome prevalent in their brown roof republic.

Thank you and thank God, that you're just a nairaland mod, if you were God, Nobody will be permitted to teach your tribesmen anything.

You can go ahead and Ban me but Oduduwa remains who his ppl portrays him to be angry

To the topic.

So, this guy later marry this ashawo for Sunshine Hotel? God forbid
Crime / Re: "I Was Paid N8k To Kill 17-Year-Old Girl For Ritual In Ogun. It Was My 2nd Time" by Joephat(m): 11:37am On Nov 14, 2017
shocked

Afonjas will Neva come near this thread

They rather go writing against Biafra than writing against the ills affecting their ppl

You killed human being for 8k?

Chisos, it will never be well with lugard for mixing us with this kind of ppl.

Oduduwa was as notorious as Lucifer, he was sent down from heaven just like Lucifer but Lucifer had more spiritual powers than him, Lucifer, refused to live on earth and left oduduwa at Ife.

Oduduwa, right from Heaven is a criminal and blood seeking one for that matter.

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Education / Re: What Chances Of Success Does A 2.2 LLB Holder Has? by Joephat(m): 10:55am On Nov 14, 2017
Abeg,

Has 2.2 become this useless?

What of third class please?

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Education / Re: I Am Now Depending On Friends For Food And Shelter -nigerian Man Studying Abroad by Joephat(m): 10:50am On Nov 14, 2017
That's bad upbringing

Ppl do leave Nigeria illegally to go and survive over there and here you are complaining.

Why not leave them n go hustle

See your face self, Egbo encrusted face

You look so unintelligent

How did you get the scholarship?

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Crime / Re: Kidnap Of 4 Britons: Delta Police Declares Militant Leader, Gbakumor Wanted by Joephat(m): 10:44am On Nov 14, 2017
angry angry
Crime / Re: Lagos ‘policeman’ Robs, Stabs Commuter, Leaves ID Card At Scene (photo) by Joephat(m): 10:37am On Nov 14, 2017
MrGist, whose face are you now covering?
Celebrities / Re: See The Funny Meme They Use Comedian Seyi Law Daughter For by Joephat(m): 10:15am On Nov 14, 2017
Seyi wife go dey regret why she marry seyi now.

Mistake we make sometimes, why marrying an ugly wife or husband?

Now, the only thing this little will be able to do is to become comedienne
Education / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Graduating With Second Class Lower by Joephat(m): 9:53am On Nov 14, 2017
IkpuMmadu:


Oga yes...what if I tell you I am doing my masters in English in unilag...I have many of my coursemates that are doing masters

Why do we like arguing

We are saying the same thing, hope unilag master is still on sell?
Education / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Graduating With Second Class Lower by Joephat(m): 9:33am On Nov 14, 2017
IkpuMmadu:


2.5 can do masters comfortable without PGD....just ignore him. He isn't the admission department

Direct masters not PGD sir!

Make your research, direct master if you're continuing with your first degree
Education / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Graduating With Second Class Lower by Joephat(m): 9:05am On Nov 14, 2017
menwongo:

Most federal university requires 2.2 to do PGD before masters

Oga, my frds are running their masters in UNN with 2.5GPA, stop spreading fake information.

UI and unilag accept 2.5gpa for masters. Ppl will just make this 2:2 look foolish
Education / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Graduating With Second Class Lower by Joephat(m): 5:32am On Nov 14, 2017
tensazangetsu20:
As the poster before me just said there are no pros only cons. Doing a masters degree in a good university will be almost impossible with that grade so that option is out of it. A dream job will remain a dream job. Your best bet is to start a business or start acquiring skills. The earlier for you the better.

What are you saying bro?

That doing a master with 2.2 is impossible? Did you make inquiry before you vomit that rubbish assertion?

Op, no pros and cons, currently, if you don't have connection, there are no jobs for 1st class, upperclass and lower... So, you can get a teaching job while you continue with your Masters. Many Federal universities accept 2.2 for masters.. Don't allow all these nairalanders to discourage you,

Beware, most ppl that are writing gibberish here are still unemployed with their 2:1 and first-class. Wake up from your slumber, go get connection or go get masters and PhD while anticipating your dream jobs. Imagine, millions of ppl applied for Npower, do you think is only 2.2 graduates. They are mostly 2.1.

Beside, if you know what you did in school, don't write your GPA in your CV, when you're be called for an interview, prove yourself n smile back home but if you know, you sorted even the 2.2, just know........

What you need is connection

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Politics / Re: “jubril Of Sudan Masquerading As Buhari Must Stay Away From Biafraland Or Else B by Joephat(m): 10:27pm On Nov 13, 2017
If any Biafran fail to concentrate on "No Election in Anambra" campaign just because of useless stories of the sack of Nnamdi Kanu as IPOB leader as sponsored by the already frustrated Biafra Land politicians which are few days away from being annihilated out of Biafra Land in a voracious revolution that is coming, then such Biafran is very stupid. Nnamdi Kanu's leadership of IPOB worldwide will only end that morning when Biafra flag will rise and be flying above the horizon with no hindrance. No force on earth can replace Mazi Nnamdi Kanu as the leader of IPOB. Let Nigerian army continue to keep him in the underground cell of 82 Division, Enugu because the day of reckoning is coming upon all the military enclaves of Nigeria. As for Nnamdi Kanu, nobody, no force, no organization, no government appointed him and therefore no one of them can sack him either. He remains the supreme leader of Biafura. A word is enough for the wise!

Mazi Onyebuchi Eze
Family Writers Press' Chief Media Analyst.na
Politics / Re: IPOB To Buhari: Stay Away From South East Or Risk Bloodshed by Joephat(m): 10:24pm On Nov 13, 2017
If any Biafran fail to concentrate on "No Election in Anambra" campaign just because of useless stories of the sack of Nnamdi Kanu as IPOB leader as sponsored by the already frustrated Biafra Land politicians which are few days away from being annihilated out of Biafra Land in a voracious revolution that is coming, then such Biafran is very stupid. Nnamdi Kanu's leadership of IPOB worldwide will only end that morning when Biafra flag will rise and be flying above the horizon with no hindrance. No force on earth can replace Mazi Nnamdi Kanu as the leader of IPOB. Let Nigerian army continue to keep him in the underground cell of 82 Division, Enugu because the day of reckoning is coming upon all the military enclaves of Nigeria. As for Nnamdi Kanu, nobody, no force, no organization, no government appointed him and therefore no one of them can sack him either. He remains the supreme leader of Biafura. A word is enough for the wise!

Mazi Onyebuchi Eze
Family Writers Press' Chief Media Analyst.
Politics / . by Joephat(m): 8:55pm On Nov 13, 2017
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Crime / Re: Woman Throws Maid Down From 2nd Floor Of Building In Lagos, Injures Her (Graphic by Joephat(m): 12:49pm On Nov 13, 2017
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Politics / Re: Jonathan: I Am Under Pressure To Contest 2019 Election, But I Won't Contest by Joephat(m): 7:35pm On Nov 12, 2017
Augiiee:

First of all ur sister's business crashed because she might be a very bad business woman...secondly, you were hoping to get a job through d back channel, which is by d way illegal/corruption, but as a result of change in government you couldnt. So i seriously doubt if you campaign/vote for Buhari


Don't prove anything to ppl, believ it or not

I campaigned for buhari bcz I need a change of status quo... But the kind of suffering my sister is undergoing, I always feel I am guilty




Politics / Re: Gov. Ugwuanyi Deserves 2nd Term In Office, Says Fr. Mbaka by Joephat(m): 6:15pm On Nov 12, 2017
Mbaka don collect money agn.

God of man
Politics / Re: We Must Vote To Avoid State Of Emergency In Anambra- Stella Oduah by Joephat(m): 5:06pm On Nov 12, 2017
grin

They don shit for body

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