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This Fadal na Bloody he goat �

fadal:
I aint wackU WANNA RAP BATTLE ME

With the junk you spitting.. Battle yourself hobo

fadal:
What tha f**k is goin on out here?
What tha f**k is niggas doin out here?
Niggas drawn out here
Ya block hot, I put a jawn out there
My block hot ya shit warm out there
So we goin out there
Set up shop and get it on out there
Pop shots and get it on out there
I'm on point like a thorn out here
Come to Togo I'm a don out here

Lol.. Your wackness is unbelievable :

Cc :

PunfumonQ
Vermaniace

U need to sign up


Paayne
Absoul
Hydrog3n
Whiz10
Souloho19
NastyNic
Kidpaku
Mrkang - Champion
ZachHugo
Jigsawkillah
Giyazz
Mikuz
Emaprince
DarkRebel69




Y'all should help make this happen for fun Ninjas

Just show your support as judges we need some light in this darkness

PunFuMonQ:
Been busy for your wackass, punk.


Mikuz should set up a thread for me to ciao you, so we can all bid you a proper farewell.



16’s

Dude your flow is trash, you jumble up vocabs n be like “I’d go with that”
Yo relax, before you get a slit and a rib stab, I rip ab and let the soul detach
As a gift to sovereign nature, Holy Crap!
Rip Ab and let the Soul detach? See how I split his nomenclature!!
That’s 180 degrees by curvature, drive by in a corvette, 360 horsepower
You fuckin with a war vet, my dawgs set, to draw tecs, n fire at you during rush hour.
They ain’t even touch this pussy when he took off like em panties
All he saw was bullets from snipers on rooftops, up the aunty.
This doubles the stakes, now he decodes the coded threat
I snuff the life out of you and doctors ‘ll label it a covid death
Your folks began to find more information on the outbreak on CDC
That’s your only chance of going viral fam, not TDE.
You the type to write tweets, and dm nice chicks
Me? I swipe cheese at the store cuz I’m a hypebeast.
All you got in life savings is like a million bands in naira
Ma niggi, that’s worth just my Mike Amiris and Balenciagas

MonQ

Fluxmind my gee howfa

PunFuMonQ:
Nigga wtf?

You need some’n? this dumbfvck dont see what he did wrong
I know the deed done, but it’s FFR, next time try ‘read one’
It’s straight lyrical here, I’m sure you scanned the audio lounge
But still spam the thread, chk chk bam! he dead, so adios son!
“You’re so gone” it reads, your mom got your pic on a shirt
She tryna raise funds for the funeral, I gave a ‘tip for the merch’
I’m literally saying she beg money, so she gimme head sloppy
She ask me how I want it, I said over your dead body!
I mean I got balls, but for what it’s worth nigga your momma brave
She still sućk me off after they bury you, guess where? right on ya grave
You prolly don’t deserve this, I’m thinking I should preserve this
But fucc it, you gon get it all, I ain’t reserve shit!
Teach him a lesson, .45 ACPs, or I’m reaching the wesson
9mms, he get em ASAP, I’m just brandishing my weapons
So be careful how you step in my home, or be sure I’m wetting ya dome
I must get to the paper, but from time to time I’ll be checking my phone

MonQ!

Sleek Rhyming PunfunkyMonkey �

GIYAZZ:
No cap.

The only thing you fit put for bag na your broken records

JigsawKillah:
Hmm the game changed, you old niggas with same game
We told niggas we gäng bäng, behind bars, it ain't jail
We flung out your tests but still we ain't fail
You is a teacher without a classroom, eh, you ain't safe
My boys are in the back seats, you want the class? Have it, bro
We spinning cöck tales and girls wanna mix, it's Bacardi though
The last one, what's her name again? Kamala Harris? No?
Oh. You can't relate. You still fücking with boys, what's the tally, hoe?
Everyone chasing money now. You still hung up on body count
You bag this, you bag that, your bags ain't bringing money out
Once, my bag was mixed with my sémen in your mommy's mouth
So I probably sired some of the things you talking 'bout
You could've been my son, I want a paternity test!
Late 90s, she had us bring out our P's, alphabetic jest
She made us put 'em in her O's, and she would work on 'em
Or emotionally blackmail us, with her anorexic-ness
You in your 20s now fighting the urge to be wild
You joined a frat, won't lie, it had hurt me a while
You carry a scowl because you feel you'll be cursed if you smile
You sag your pants hoping it gives your verses some style
You ain't grown, son, you still the patched up nigga
Zig zagged like your jeans, like someone life's passed on, nigga
You don't behead niggas, you give head, you wear tampon, nigga
You ran Dark out? Nah. We showed you the light so you could man up, nigga
I could go on and on, but kiddo, I'm way past that
I'm down for the new updates so we can make fast cash
Keep the gäy shit, we all know keys make past that
So sheath your blunt tools, you dumb fool, life ain't that hard.




Jigs

Jigga still dey here

vermaniace:
Even after months that dude still tags me

Vermin

This guy go sweet to diss no cap

Paayne:
PING!!

Me boy

jodpoundz:
I must admit you kind of hard And bad but you feel you are great

When you've not meet with the best of the best to test your fate

What an over statement to make

J.o.d is here to put feeble minded at stake

No mercy like how merciless you are to fadal

You even involved his grandfather who called my dead father

That called me to intervane

Of course it wouldn't be in vain

I will start by cause strains of pain in your vains

And then leave you in a lane to marinate the pains

Then your blood will cloth which will make you gnash your teeth in dispear

In fear you will bear what you sow without your tears

For thinking you are the greatest I'll severe your head diagonally

And drop your I.Q to minus 5 making you derail till you 65 mathematically

I would cage your mind In fantasies for that 65 years you'd be minus zero behind

Until you beg for mercy before you'll realize your life to a civilized state of mind

If not let the Battle begins

Nice

IanTempo:
Sign up in the tourney Fadel. Battle for real

Tagged him. That gee na Biter though

Raypeckson:
Mheennn its been a hell of a while droppinq BaRs

Lol Toto Nation

Raypeckson my guy

Cc:

Wadewaltz
Absoul
Leetylee
Kanyol
Henuell
Fadal
BitchiamJay

Trimming this shit

8 shooters is all we need, it's no longer 14

3 Spots left

Five cats already registered

Absoul Is who?

Where is Flux?

Good good

9 cats left to go

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nastynic:
100Barz ain't shiit, I'll just skip the lil bitch, smack his fat top hard /
Body joewenDELL in a bag, ain't talking laptop Bags!!

Nasty my boy

absoul:
Fowl! you disappear now and pop out in December

You dey craze

Four In 10 left to go

Paayne:
don't know why these rappers won't learn/ spitting same basic SHIIT like clumsy science students..

This Bitch is still here/ tutoring new students/ that's why this section is now filled with Low life monkeys constituting nuisance/ because their teacher is wack lyrically impotent woman/

Noobs go register under the new noobs Tourney thread..

I'm making that shit happen

14 shooters needed

Go and register.. pardon the topic date, an honest mistake open the thread and register.

This is a thread for Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2022

Here is a chance for all New Nairaland textrappers that have been feeling like they are the next ibime and Krone to prove their worth
The tournament will need just 14 text rappers
Contestants get selected according to their time of entering into the tournament
That is to say the first 14 gladiators to register gets to participate
This is strictly being done for fun
Take note of this
Once I have the gladiators needed we’ll
Make this happen

If you are interested in Participating

Comment below by simply texting

I’m In

Cc
Mikuz
Jigsawkillah
Mrkang
ZachHugo
Dj5naira
Paayne
Emaprince
Ibime
Airmark
Coogar
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
Geoxpress
Kidpaku
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Dklef
Heywhizzy
Iceskidd
Hydrog3n
Whiz10
testerfuze
Kineticist

Noobs Tourney about to Kick off!!

Y'all wack as Bleep!!!

Vroom/ aiming with a zoom/ came with the exodus because the genesis of paayne's murder was spat in a booth/ I spit the goods and the truth/ before I start causing havoc, Absoul kindly sweep Nairaland with a broom!

Typing.... Will drop in two months time

Smoke your weed.. No vex for me / Nigga i drank two bottles of henessy/ and the bitches be stressing me/

ooh ooh ooh..... They know I'm the sickest rapper. ooh ooh ooh... my sickness is ripping rappers/.. Apart!!!

The Dopest Joewendell is here

souloho19:
Yeah right

My boy

HellVictorinho:
Yours is always long but never as effective as a baby's dick.

Need I state that your so-called rap is extremely weak?

A baby's dick ain't long N1gga.

Wackoz terrorizing this place.

The legend Joewendell is back