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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:35pm On Jul 08, 2019
safarigirl:
undecided undecided

Guy, when person drink tramadol, na sleep suppose follow, no be to come online dey yarn dust.
Lol

You be really stupîd girl! grin

Do I look like your jobless tramadol addict you call a boyfriend

Better deck one side

I don tell you
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:32pm On Jul 08, 2019
Lauryn41:
Is mike not also nice

He wanted to give away all his coins to Shola to stop the fight

If you don't like jeff for being nice then don't like mike as well

They're both the nicest guys in the house
Wrong strategy!!

I ain’t subscribing my DSTV monthly to watch nice and boring
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:28pm On Jul 08, 2019
Still wondering how that fake Nîgga mike ain’t up for eviction
I understand why Ike didn’t nominate him though
But the rest
I guess they haven’t seen the snake for who he his
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:17pm On Jul 08, 2019
rahazaqa:
Ike nominated Jeff and vice versa. I thought they said Jeff saved Ike by giving him 100 coins. Hmm, seems Jeff only gave few coins, and i still wonder how Ike got 150.

Seyi my guy, is loved by all except Toyour.Only got one nomination
He didn’t
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:09pm On Jul 08, 2019
akthedream2019:
IF YOU LIKE IKE... YOU SHOULD LIKE MERCY..

MERCY HAS BEEN REALLY GOOD TO IKE..

IF NOT FOR MERCY, IKE MIGHT HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED.

THOSE WHO KNOW ME KNOW I HAVE NEVER LIKED MERCY EVEN WITH HER BIG ASS... BUT INSTARTED LIKING HER SINCE THAT DAY.

BIG BROTHER ----IKE, IF YOU ARE EVICTED, WHO WOULD YOU MISS MOST.

IKE-

THINK ABOUT IT AND DO THE NEEDFUL...

IKE IKE IKE IKE IKE IKE IKE IKE IKE IKE MY GUY.
We have mercy at heart

She stays

But sir dee Leaves
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:07pm On Jul 08, 2019
Lauryn41:
* I'ma take sigh *

Lol ,you've been noticed

Bye bye now
Atleast you noticed a Gee

I ain’t seeing you Hôe
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:06pm On Jul 08, 2019
hoctre20:
which sense she make na, abeg leave sir Dee #Teamsirdee
Whose holding your dûmb sir dee??
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 8:05pm On Jul 08, 2019
hoctre20:
thunder fire u abeg leave sir dee
Sir dee is obviously the dûmbest male housemate this year

I think only dûmb folks would spare that irrelevant barbarian votes

Nîgga ain’t tactical at all

And he opened his gutter he calls a mouth to nominate
A real OG like IKe
When he returns from his BBN adventure
Bullets will be waiting for him

Bîtch àss nîggas must be evicted!!!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 7:55pm On Jul 08, 2019
Vyolet:
I hope sir dee leaves though, let the ladies stay.
You have sense
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 7:54pm On Jul 08, 2019
Lauryn41:
Who is this

Please take your sorry ass elsewhere

Sir Dee is staying

Vote for your favourite housemate and get executed
Big talks from dûmb folks

I’ma take sigh and snub

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 7:51pm On Jul 08, 2019
samplanner:
Go and kill yourself. Sir Dee will pull the highest votes.
The Fûck he would
Sir dee is heading home

Bîtch-made nîggas are not allowed in bîg brothers house
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 7:49pm On Jul 08, 2019
genius43:
He is getting votes from me sha.....
Big brother wouldn’t count your vote
It’s irrelevant
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 7:41pm On Jul 08, 2019
Nobody should vote for sir dee
I repeat nobody should vote for sir dee

That Nîgga is a useless and uninteresting character
Dûmb folks must be evicted

He that Votes for Sir dee
Shall be executed

Please take Note!!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 7:38pm On Jul 08, 2019
TeamIke
Vote for mercy!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 6:18pm On Jul 08, 2019
Shît gone wrong......Suckers bout to die
Eat a meat pole....suck a dîck yo
And wallow and cry
Till you gut down a lot of braggadocio.....just to swallow your pride
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 6:13pm On Jul 08, 2019
Penpul:
He’s a mad fool/ trying to act tough and copy my swag too/ but any move he makes gone make me clap the macs soon/
One step, Soul is out... that’s a bad shoe/
lk

This is some dope shit!!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 2:40pm On Jul 07, 2019
XML33:
Mike isn't a fake housemate in the sense of not being a real contestant, he is FAKE housemate in the sense that he isn't being real. He is always presenting the proper persona and acting cool and composed and never getting angry or upset and always nice to everyone. That's being fake. Show your true colours bro or join the likes of Gedoni and remain irrelevant and uninteresting.

It's people like Mike that beat their wives every night but act cool and composed in public.
True talk yo

Mike replicates the persona of a low key love-vendor
Thank goodness you see through his facade

Mike is hôod and nobody can convince me otherwise

Right from the start Ike has showed us that he is street
His bandana he ties on his head and the Way he greets people in the house also shows he’s street
He’s tattoos if you ain’t noticed are related to death in many ways

He is trying to change and here some dûmb folks are trying to bad mouth a honest nîgga

Nothing Ike displayed early this morning was surprising because that is what I anticipated to see

If you get a nîgga Mad
That’s what you get!

Two cents for Ike man yo
The realest gee in the house
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 2:32pm On Jul 07, 2019
AntiBrutus:
Mow ypu call it expressing themselves

I am sure if you have a partner that uses such words. You would have expressed yourself out of the relationship... grin
Don’t have any reason to.

If you can’t stand the heat you get boiled in the pot

What you don’t have heart for don’t try wandering in that direction

I wouldn’t leave a partner who is street because she can’t do harm to me

Better believe that!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell:
iamJ:
Mike offers to give away his coins and leave so that there can be peace


Nigerians: he is tired, he misses his wife, let him go


Ike: I kill people for money, I can kill anyone here


Nigerians: wow so real, Ike for the money, I'm feeling Ike


Omashola: I will destroy this house, if I find out who stole my coin, I will block am outside the house after the show

Nigerians: so original, biggie leave him alone, I'm feeling omashola




And una dey wonder where our problems dey

Na una
You are annoying me with your nonsense
So these nîggas shouldn’t express themselves because they are in some stupid show
You prefer they put on a fake act just to please you
Fûck you
I prefer them like this
They’re just living normally and that’s how it should be
If you can’t please people being yourself
You can only irritate them more being fake
The mike you support is obviously putting up an act
That gee reps thuglife underneath that facade
And dûmb folks like you won’t see it
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by JoeWendell: 12:59pm On Jul 07, 2019
If the only real gee Ike leaves tonight
Then Big brother Naija will cease to be a platform to entertain Nigerians
And this will be the last edition of the show
But anyway I don’t think Biggie is that stupid to let go of a money maker
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 12:37am On Jun 30, 2019
mikuz:
Ooh
grin
This is interesting
Mikuz just signed in grin
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 2:37am On Jun 29, 2019
lyriclekidd:
Oga do people still text battle?? angry huh

This one wey everybody Dy find money embarassed sad.

Check my signature if you got gift cards and Bitcoin. cool
Ok sir
Rap Battles•°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 2:04am On Jun 29, 2019
This is a thread for Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019

Here is a chance for all New Nairaland textrappers that have been feeling like they are the next ibime and Krone to prove their worth
The tournament will need just 14 text rappers
Contestants get selected according to their time of entering into the tournament
That is to say the first 14 gladiators to tegister gets to participate
This is strictly being done for fun
Take note of this
Once I have the gladiators needed we’ll
Make this happen

If you are interested in Participating

Comment below by simply texting

I’m In

Cc
Mikuz
Jigsawkillah
Mrkang
ZachHugo
Dj5naira
Paayne
Emaprince
Ibime
Airmark
Coogar
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
Geoxpress
Kidpaku
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Dklef
Heywhizzy
Iceskidd
Hydrog3n
Whiz10
testerfuze
Kineticist
Rap BattlesRe: Fu*ck Jigsawkillah,elymaxiimus,mikuz,airmark E.t.c by JoeWendell: 10:45pm On Jun 28, 2019
Stupid fagg
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:39pm On Jun 28, 2019
Malnorish content? I knew this fagś nothing from onset/ he lacks the skills of a God. .but his style the replica of a Jewish goddess/ plus he’s got a pussÿ that’s why you see him making bitćh like comments!/
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 9:05pm On Jun 27, 2019
Just another demon scorching his pen/ blaspheming as a thug....I’d be judging you when/ you start your plagiarizing/ it’s no new news when he gets killed with an upcoming illness....as a result of the plague he raising!/
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:57pm On Jun 27, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell:
Feel like reading some bars on the internet
Getting bored of this sections situation

I’m bout to host a noobs tourney
To be able to this this
I’ll need two assistants

Don’t volunteer to be an assistant if your not less busy

Cc:::


Emaprince
Ibime
Airmark
Coogar
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
ZachHugo
Geoxpress
Kidpaku
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Dklef
Heywhizzy
Iceskidd
Hydrog3n
Whiz10
testerfuze
Kineticist
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 11:02pm On May 25, 2019
Niccur Your punches don’t land.......I guess they fly then// you always struggle to deliver like a lazy pregnant woman during child birth!!
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 2:16am On May 22, 2019
007Bruce:
Cash flow, you're poor .. see faggit/ I got the green, lavish/
live a king life, my chick happy/
'different currencies in my safe box'... I even got the 'naira locked up'. . .while this tout out there screaming 'free Marley'!/
Free Marley?? Your approach need real practice/ these lyrics are impotent. . . They can’t stand for real service/ but if this street rabbit/ tries to lock the money up. . . . .when we out with the tommy gun. . He gone shot from street bandits!!
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 5:11pm On May 18, 2019
I brought a lot of energy.....Bruce can’t stand the heat from these colliders
Another upset.....and he’s skull will be blazing like a ghost rider.

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